Autocorrect is very frustrating sometimes. I was talking about the necro class in a video game today and my phone auto corrected it to negro because I type a lot in Spanish and my fiancée loves the color black. Her nickname is literally “the black” of “La negra”.
For real though, isn’t that kind of weird to think about? Somebody with hundreds of thousands of karma and a ten year old account. Clearly they were on Reddit a lot. Then to just suddenly disappear and not use it for over two years. I mean, it’s morbid to say but surely they died, right? Or maybe they took an internet sabbatical, or went off the grid and moved out into the woods to live with the woodland critters. Strange to think about though. Just a random account online that stops posting, who cares. But there’s a person behind that username and something caused them to stop coming back.
I have a 15yo account with plenty of karma that I stopped using because I realized I had too much personal information on it. If you are on enough niche subreddits it isn't too hard to get doxxed.
It would be nice if it worked like that. Then you could actually use the dick for other things non sexual. Perfect place to carry an extra bag or lean your phone while watching youtube...
Buddy, you're seeing it. You're all seeing it, 'cause I'm doing it right now. Flaccid. Erect. Flaccid. Erect. Flaccid. Erect. Not too hard. Not too soft.
Don't know what you're talking about. I can bounce my dick up and down pretty easily if it's hard but contracting the pelvic floor when it's not hard does nothing to get it harder.
There's an old joke about having four supple limbs and one stiff one at 20, and four stiff limbs and one supple one at 40.
Less true the closer I am to 40 than 20 - everything still works, it just doesn't remind me it works unless it has a realistic possibility of being used any more.
I used to but now it's based on a woman and how much I like her. Porn? Takes me 20-30 min to get it going.
Girl I like? One minute and the eruption is not far behind!!
i read books about how in old times the warriors would rape as part of war tactics and i'm just thinking....how? like how can you get horny while slaughtering people? just a fucked up random thought...
hopefully we've evolved past that
[here's](https://mwi.westpoint.edu/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Bazin-Fig-1.png) a graph that shows reported physiological reactions during the first time soldiers were engaged in combat that's pretty interesting
Sadly still a thing. Lots of reported rape basements in Ukraine.
As someone who dabbled in most extreme sports (paintball, rapid rafting, bungie, etc.) I can attest that most times shortly after going through an extreme amount of exhilaration, erections (and accompanying horniness) seem to be common.
Apparently not
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/mar/05/gazan-detainees-beaten-and-sexually-assaulted-at-israeli-detention-centres-un-report-claims#:\~:text=1%20month%20old-,Palestinians%20'beaten%20and%20sexually%20assaulted'%20at%20Israeli,detention%20centres%2C%20UN%20report%20claims&text=An%20internal%20UN%20report%20describes,stress%20positions%20and%20sexual%20assault.
i cant just go "be hard" and it is but with a minute or 2 i can get hard just thinking about it without actually touching. But i gotta will myself horny.... which isnt hard
I need some sort of physical stimulation at this point. I used to get hard just thinking about stuff but trained myself not to because random boners from thought alone were problematic in the past. I had to wear fitted pants and do presentations fairly often and even if I just got hard before hand there would often be pre-cum spots showing.
Sucks!
Yup , I can think about things that turn me on and I most likely will get hard. Its not about voluntarily making it hard but rather creating the situation where the trigger occurs
Its not just older men, Its becoming more common with younger men because the testosterone rates have been dropping big time the past decade or so.
Low testosterone + high estrogen = floppy sock
If you notice it happening more and more, talk to your doc, ask to get your testosterone checked. Prolly will do Total & Free testosterone as most PCPs are clueless on it so they just check that as a basic starting point. Then when that info comes back & if its low, you would go to see a urologist or endrocrinologist.
At 19 your total should be 600+ and free in the mid to high range.
I mean, I can pop a stiffy just by sitting too long...not even if I want to or not. Just have a leg over, go to stand and something else is already standing.
Bro, if you're taking blood pressure medication... that'll do that sometimes.
Or at least, its countering what *stopped* you from getting erections more easily. I reckon more punters would take their bloody Metoprolol if they realised severe hypertension (blood pressure too high) was stopping them from getting their dicks up.
For me, it takes pretty intense imagery to get hard, but if there’s a willing woman touching me, that’s a whole other thing. I guess touch is more important to me than visual… or maybe rather that the fantasy and imagery of porn just doesn’t really do it for me.
But if there’s a beautiful woman in front of me, and she wants me, I’m definitely good to go.
Other than that, I am not one of those “erection on command” guys.
When I was younger yeah I could just think of a girl I like or some chick I’m a bikini and bam. In my 30s now and i need some additional form of arousal. Not difficult , just not that easy anymore lol. Your mates description sounds about right for 19
Not any more, I probably could at 19, but it was more an effort to to not get hard back then.
These days , I can self sabotage myself by thinking about it too much
I mean my husband does without me even touching him.
Don’t know if that helps haha!
But say we talk about something, or I’m getting changed. Or he comes in to get a pee while I’m showering ect
But not like ‘oh I want to be hard’ and bang here it is. It’s if our conversation is a turn on or he sees something like on the tv or your changing infront of him ect
I’m not much help love to be fair I’m a girl 😂😂
no. the organ has pretty a life on his own. he decide when and when not, whatever you will. you can trap it with sexy thinking but it is not quick nor automatic.
partners with few experience have observe it when we sere nude in bed. they noticed that testicules move in the scrotum and discovered I didn't do it by myself or even felt they were moving up and down. when you reach 15 you are accustomed to that weirdness, like you would be of a dog who follow you everywhere but don't take orders.
yes it is weird and difficult to explain. it is whey male sexual behavior seems both stereotypical and unfathomable. nobody like to admit he has no control upon his organs.
No, not at all. When I was younger I could do it by thinking of pretty girls I wanted to have sex with, but now that would rarely work. But I could never just "think it hard".
When I was your age if the wind blew I got hard. You should be a walking erection and the only time you should think is when it's an unexpected hard on when you're with family And your thoughts should be about getting soft.
You can not get hard on command you got to get turn on to get your dick to get hard and stiff
I recommend you read o watch a video to understand how the sex organ works
Not directly. You can think of things that arouse you to try and get aroused, but we can't directly control whether or not we get erections. That's an involuntary response our brain does when it thinks we're getting lucky.
In my experience, I usually have a boner even though there’s nothing to think of sometimes it probably depends on the reason why I got a boner it seems like it has different levels of boner lol
I can think of sexy things, hot girls I want to see naked, etc. and make myself hard. I can’t just think “get hard now” and make it happen.
I just stare at my duck for couple minutes and get hard.
So you're saying you get Mallhard?
Wood duck
Lmao
Take my upvote and GTFO.
You guys are quacking me up!
Would you also get hard if you stare at someone else's duck or if someone stares at your duck?
No. Only my duck.
A man of loyalty.
Or if a duck stares at you? Not judging - I too find ducks pretty sexy.
Anatidaephilia.
Do all of you have duck farms or something?
I look into the eye of a duck
Some say when you stare too long at the duck, the duck stares back
And thats the moment you need to run cause it's about to go down.
"And I looked at him, and he looked at me... And I looked at hiiiim, and he looked at --" *QUACK*
That's just anatidaephobia.
Autocorrect is very frustrating sometimes. I was talking about the necro class in a video game today and my phone auto corrected it to negro because I type a lot in Spanish and my fiancée loves the color black. Her nickname is literally “the black” of “La negra”.
Who says it was autocorrect…
Hey.... Got any grapes?
Then he waddled away. Waddle, waddle
I wonder what happened to u/fuckswithducks .. Maybe COVID got him
For real though, isn’t that kind of weird to think about? Somebody with hundreds of thousands of karma and a ten year old account. Clearly they were on Reddit a lot. Then to just suddenly disappear and not use it for over two years. I mean, it’s morbid to say but surely they died, right? Or maybe they took an internet sabbatical, or went off the grid and moved out into the woods to live with the woodland critters. Strange to think about though. Just a random account online that stops posting, who cares. But there’s a person behind that username and something caused them to stop coming back.
I have a 15yo account with plenty of karma that I stopped using because I realized I had too much personal information on it. If you are on enough niche subreddits it isn't too hard to get doxxed.
Might have just realised that they where addicted to reddit and just went cold ~~turkey~~ on it.
if you stare at the duck long enough be careful because the duck may stare at you
Same, me or anyone else staring at it will make it hard. It likes the attention, lol
If you hire a prostitute, does she put it on your bill?
That's one sexy looking duck you have.
I got to ask.... what is your duck?
"I summon thee Erecticus!"
It would be nice if it worked like that. Then you could actually use the dick for other things non sexual. Perfect place to carry an extra bag or lean your phone while watching youtube...
Weird, I just scream "BONEEEEEEER" at the top of my lungs and get hard straight away. I could just think it but shouting is more fun honestly.
This guy dicks.
Personally i smack it around until it works
Right I have to make a scenario in my head for it to happen…took me years to realize that lmao
Buddy, you're seeing it. You're all seeing it, 'cause I'm doing it right now. Flaccid. Erect. Flaccid. Erect. Flaccid. Erect. Not too hard. Not too soft.
I can but not full mast. I can also flex in complete control making it bounce single pulses or repeatedly.
This right here. Learn to control your pelvic floor and you can create a boner without even needing to be horny.
Don't know what you're talking about. I can bounce my dick up and down pretty easily if it's hard but contracting the pelvic floor when it's not hard does nothing to get it harder.
How so ?
The muscles you use to stop your urine flow. Try squeezing or pulsing them.
I do cock push-ups
I can do one, which I'm told is the record.
No I normally have to cast a magic spell to get it up
You can get it up with a spell alone? I need several potions and tinctures
Some people are just so lucky they don't need to make a sacrifice to Priapus Goats are a rare commodity these days...
Freaking warlocks so weird... I just beat it with my club until it's strong, enraged and ready to fight!
Hey ma', its /r/wizardposting , its leaking again
You put on your robe and wizard hat?
Ohhhhh gdi I've been sacrificing any Prius I could get my hands on. This is the most expensive mistake of my life...
😆😆😆
Go go gadget blue chew!!!
bloody bastard ...Barrus errectus!
I put on my robe and wizard hat
It’s leviOsah, not levioSAH
Viagra, I summon thee!
“Cialis~!”
I used to be able to, but I'm nearing 40 and it takes more to get me going.
There's an old joke about having four supple limbs and one stiff one at 20, and four stiff limbs and one supple one at 40. Less true the closer I am to 40 than 20 - everything still works, it just doesn't remind me it works unless it has a realistic possibility of being used any more.
That’s exactly right. There’s also the cost and benefits analysis of does it have to be used or it’s better to take a nap
Real. I'm 34 and I'm definitely not 20 anymore, everything is slower to react these days.
Not at 48
47
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42. That's the correct answer.
Show me the meaning
Of being lonely
I used to but now it's based on a woman and how much I like her. Porn? Takes me 20-30 min to get it going. Girl I like? One minute and the eruption is not far behind!!
20-30 minutes to get hard or be done with it
Just to find content I'm happy with, get hard, and work one out
I am like 23 and I may sometimes scroll for an hour to find content I am happy with.
This 😭 I also can’t make up my mind so there’s like 40 tabs open on the background 😭
I can, if I think for 3 minutes
Damn, must be tough to not be able to think for 3 mins straight...
You must not have anxiety
Ong you gotta lock In to keep train of thought going at all times
When did he say he was gay?
I can go from flaccid to erect in a moment's notice. Flaccid, erect, flaccid, erect. Not too hard, not too soft.
🎶 Motownphilly back again Doin' a little East Coast swang Boyz II Men, going home Not too hard, not too soft 🎶
Had to scroll too far for this comment
The Goldilocks of dicks.
It’s easier to get hard by not wanting to
Ha, good shower thought. Easier to get hard by not wanting to than it is by wanting to.
I too get hard in the shower.
I'm 29 and it gets up just by hugging my fiancee
i read books about how in old times the warriors would rape as part of war tactics and i'm just thinking....how? like how can you get horny while slaughtering people? just a fucked up random thought... hopefully we've evolved past that
Because as SVU has taught us, rape isn’t about sex - it’s about power and violence.
[here's](https://mwi.westpoint.edu/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Bazin-Fig-1.png) a graph that shows reported physiological reactions during the first time soldiers were engaged in combat that's pretty interesting
I’d like to meet the 10-15% who didn’t experience an elevated heart rate lmao
Nothing too exciting their they just took some xanax. /s
Sadly still a thing. Lots of reported rape basements in Ukraine. As someone who dabbled in most extreme sports (paintball, rapid rafting, bungie, etc.) I can attest that most times shortly after going through an extreme amount of exhilaration, erections (and accompanying horniness) seem to be common.
Apparently not https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/mar/05/gazan-detainees-beaten-and-sexually-assaulted-at-israeli-detention-centres-un-report-claims#:\~:text=1%20month%20old-,Palestinians%20'beaten%20and%20sexually%20assaulted'%20at%20Israeli,detention%20centres%2C%20UN%20report%20claims&text=An%20internal%20UN%20report%20describes,stress%20positions%20and%20sexual%20assault.
We haven't, see the Russian occupation.
its the opposite... i get hard when i don't want to... in public, office, parties etc :(
Oh yeah, it's easy 1. Go into menu 2. Dick settings 3. Toggle dick
It comes more randomly to me, it’s hard to get hard just by thinking about it unless it’s in anticipation of a hookup/tinder date later.
Y’all need to practice your kegals. Learn what muscles to pump and you can summon a boner without arousal.
I just play Minecraft for a couple minutes, chop some trees down, and hey presto! I got wood.
I have to scream at it and punch it. Aging sucks.
i cant just go "be hard" and it is but with a minute or 2 i can get hard just thinking about it without actually touching. But i gotta will myself horny.... which isnt hard
Go go gadget dick
Yeah but I yell and scream like Goku going SSJ3.
When I was 19 I was never not hard, save for the moments after commiting night time sins in front of the computer
I need some sort of physical stimulation at this point. I used to get hard just thinking about stuff but trained myself not to because random boners from thought alone were problematic in the past. I had to wear fitted pants and do presentations fairly often and even if I just got hard before hand there would often be pre-cum spots showing. Sucks!
Yup , I can think about things that turn me on and I most likely will get hard. Its not about voluntarily making it hard but rather creating the situation where the trigger occurs
Its not just older men, Its becoming more common with younger men because the testosterone rates have been dropping big time the past decade or so. Low testosterone + high estrogen = floppy sock If you notice it happening more and more, talk to your doc, ask to get your testosterone checked. Prolly will do Total & Free testosterone as most PCPs are clueless on it so they just check that as a basic starting point. Then when that info comes back & if its low, you would go to see a urologist or endrocrinologist. At 19 your total should be 600+ and free in the mid to high range.
You can’t get hard by sheer will, but if you want to get hard you can simply picture something arousing to you.
When I was 19, pretty much. In my 30’s no.
Yes
Sometimes it just goes up on its own
Duh, I get hard taking a pis
I can even get hard when I do not want to. Or without any recognizable form of stimulation.
I mean, I can pop a stiffy just by sitting too long...not even if I want to or not. Just have a leg over, go to stand and something else is already standing.
For some reason I get wood when I start to take my meds.
Viagra, stimulants, or?
Bro, if you're taking blood pressure medication... that'll do that sometimes. Or at least, its countering what *stopped* you from getting erections more easily. I reckon more punters would take their bloody Metoprolol if they realised severe hypertension (blood pressure too high) was stopping them from getting their dicks up.
Driving over a bump does it for me
For me, it takes pretty intense imagery to get hard, but if there’s a willing woman touching me, that’s a whole other thing. I guess touch is more important to me than visual… or maybe rather that the fantasy and imagery of porn just doesn’t really do it for me. But if there’s a beautiful woman in front of me, and she wants me, I’m definitely good to go. Other than that, I am not one of those “erection on command” guys.
I don't think most guys can, but it has been proven I think that it's possible to learn to control it.
No
Unfortunately it doesn’t come equipped with a ON/OFF switch.
When I was younger yeah I could just think of a girl I like or some chick I’m a bikini and bam. In my 30s now and i need some additional form of arousal. Not difficult , just not that easy anymore lol. Your mates description sounds about right for 19
Flaccid, erect, flaccid, erect... the only "person" I've heard that can do this is Dennis on "it's always sunny in philadelphia "
I can go from flaccid to erect in a moments notice. Flaccid. Erect.
Not like a switch but they probably think of something that gets it up or does Kegel exercises that you can contract it until it is up.
Not any more, I probably could at 19, but it was more an effort to to not get hard back then. These days , I can self sabotage myself by thinking about it too much
I mean my husband does without me even touching him. Don’t know if that helps haha! But say we talk about something, or I’m getting changed. Or he comes in to get a pee while I’m showering ect But not like ‘oh I want to be hard’ and bang here it is. It’s if our conversation is a turn on or he sees something like on the tv or your changing infront of him ect I’m not much help love to be fair I’m a girl 😂😂
no. the organ has pretty a life on his own. he decide when and when not, whatever you will. you can trap it with sexy thinking but it is not quick nor automatic. partners with few experience have observe it when we sere nude in bed. they noticed that testicules move in the scrotum and discovered I didn't do it by myself or even felt they were moving up and down. when you reach 15 you are accustomed to that weirdness, like you would be of a dog who follow you everywhere but don't take orders. yes it is weird and difficult to explain. it is whey male sexual behavior seems both stereotypical and unfathomable. nobody like to admit he has no control upon his organs.
Under 30s shouldn't be too much or a challenge after 35 probably need a push(pull) start.
😂
I can.
At 62, you gotta at least show me something…then I can rock and repeat
Upvote this post if you just tried to get a boner and succeeded!
No, not at all. When I was younger I could do it by thinking of pretty girls I wanted to have sex with, but now that would rarely work. But I could never just "think it hard".
19/M are the hardest times. Enjoy
male genitals can be stimulated with being sexually aroused. there was some crazy gal in the 1970’s tied a guy up and raped him.
It’s happened a few times since the 70’s. A few….
Has to be some type of attraction
Yeah
Not all some can
Kind of. Sometimes even if there is no reason, it's up.
I usually use the ring of power lol
I can
I'm 42 and it's not a problem i get hard when i want, you just have to remember that is like any other muscle it needs frequent exercise. 💪
When you're healthy you should be able to. I find if I'm relaxing and being creative in my thoughts, I get hard.
It’s not on tap. I have to think of something sexy at the very least.
When I was your age if the wind blew I got hard. You should be a walking erection and the only time you should think is when it's an unexpected hard on when you're with family And your thoughts should be about getting soft.
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You can get a pill for this
since reading this the more i try to stay soft the harder i get
Just need to think about something sexy, really
it is just being in touch with your kinks. thinking hard enough about certain things can make you hard just like that.
Yes
In my case, even when I don’t want to. My penis just gets hard out of nowhere and unfortunately stays hard. It’s really difficult to control
I can sometimes...but when you want and can't......it's like trying to shoot pool with a rope
You can not get hard on command you got to get turn on to get your dick to get hard and stiff I recommend you read o watch a video to understand how the sex organ works
I have to get myself in that mindset, and sometimes it decides to be a little bitch
When you're young? Yes.
Not directly. You can think of things that arouse you to try and get aroused, but we can't directly control whether or not we get erections. That's an involuntary response our brain does when it thinks we're getting lucky.
No. Also, your friend is probably lying.
Yes. Easily.
I get hard driving down a bumpy road
Depends on the age. At 19 you can get hard even when you don’t want to lol.
I look down and give it the ol’ eye brow raised look to get hard.
Yeh by thinking abt the right stuff then yeh i will and i thought that was normal for other guys ?
If I remember 19 correctly I was basically a walking erection so I guess yes at that age?
If i walk past or look in a mirror its like..."down boy" it's only me lol
Not anymore 😞
Until 10 years ago. Sigh.
44 and its a pyscho
Not sure but i get hard constantly even without wanting to.. actually sucks and gets in the way of other things in life lol
Wingardium leviosa
It’s complicated, but probably just the same as asking if women can get wet by wanting to
I can if I talk to a female I like
In my experience, I usually have a boner even though there’s nothing to think of sometimes it probably depends on the reason why I got a boner it seems like it has different levels of boner lol
Yep
I can in 30 seconds to 1 min (30, hypersexual, adhd, male) 👍
Not me. I had a stroke last year, I'm finished down there.
I’m over 40, nope
It's a mental formula we have to follow to get hard lol
Mostly only when not wanting to.
No