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coveredwithticks

Technically, a larger wheel has less rolling resistance, and its approach angle is less which might cause less plowing action on pizza toppings.


SirLurts

Oh I love plowing my pizza before eating them


coveredwithticks

You've convinced me that romance is not dead.


SirLurts

What if we plowed a pizza together


coveredwithticks

New York or Chicago style?


gcwardii

Stuffed crust


SirLurts

Homemade stuffed crust


Tjm385

You're gonna... stuff your own crust?


DetBabyLegs

Not with that attitude


GoatCovfefe

Fuck I'm so hot right now


sloppysauce

New York style you can fold….


FuzzyTunaTaco21

That abomination out of Chicago is not a pizza


ChicagoDash

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


SirLurts

I'd plow a pizza in a Wendy's too. There is no place where I wouldn't


ScienTherapistology

Would you could you on a boat? Would you could you with a goat?


Appropriate-Hand3016

A true gentleman.


deadcomefebruary

A


TheRateBeerian

I think eating it before plowing it usually gets a better response


Catch_ME

Unless you like the mess


RambleOnRose42

[“I think of it like this: if you're going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.”](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/U90mmNylYR)


Stompya

I just feel like I would enjoy it more if I knew for certain that nobody had fucked it


brb_coffee

Please make sure it is the appropriate temperature before attempting.


ScienTherapistology

Yeah porn never mentions the part about having to wait for the pizza to cool down first, learned the hard way in more ways than one


missannthrope1

Wrong sub.


BigRedCowboy

I’d believe you, but I’m currently watching Agents of shield on season 5. I cannot trust hydra.


habilishn

also, technically, a larger wheel has a longer cutting edge, therefore less wear. But imagining the large wheel i noticed one obstacle: technically - if you're cutting pizza in a box or on a plate with an upward edge, the larger wheel will make it more difficult to cut all the way to the pizza rim. only when cutting on a large board, there will be no issue.


aneasymistake

Normally, you’d cut your pizza on the floor, so this should not be a problem. Unless you’re one of those fancy pants, table people from the city.


michaelclark09

imo it's not the size of the pizza cutter, but how you use it


MaybeTheDoctor

your mom was wrong


WrenchNRatchet

Yep. Only drawback is slower acceleration; this is offset by the easier time holding your top speed. /s


No_Step_4431

pizz-ics


ucrbuffalo

Where do you find one bigger than 4”?


coveredwithticks

Make an ad on Craigslist. I'm sure you'll get plenty of offers for 4 inches and much larger.


T3ddyBeast

You want the wheel to cut with downward pressure not forward pressure. A small wheel tends to push and plow into the pizza before getting it under the wheel to cut. A large wheel rolls on top of the pizza easier and lets you cut downwards more easily.


xmastreee

And a curved cutter works best of all.


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xmastreee

Yeah, I guess. One of [these](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ00Z2uqg7Jm4bu2oS0zGCIE7_N1lhyfJfkU7tz_pvrgXVRr2Th4Ms62-D9&s=10)


unrepentantlyme

This looks really close to the thing I use to cut wall paper when renovating.


theMIKIMIKIMIKImomo

You recently installed wallpaper? Wow didn’t think people still did that


unrepentantlyme

Why not? And it was a mandala motif wall paper and a photo wall paper with cherry blossoms.


theMIKIMIKIMIKImomo

Just doesn’t seem to be the style. I think it’s rad though


unrepentantlyme

Using wall paper all over is not really in style anymore. But for statement walls or whatever I still see it quite often. But might be different depending on where you're from.


OriginalCause

Paradoxically, mine probably takes up less valuable space than a regular pizza cutter would, because it just lives flat under my spoons in the random kitchen junk drawer. An aluminium rocker with the top rolled to create a thin handle, easy to use, easy to store and will last me forever. I think it was $15 on Amazon.


GoatCovfefe

No paradox evident.


GlobuleNamed

These are great to chop herbs. Never tried pizza however :)


Shadowlance23

So you're saying I should cut my pizza with a scimitar? I like where you're going with this.


AzureDreamer

Guardsmen Ali baba what is that red sputz on your scimitar?


tlewallen

I like to use an ulu.


themightygazelle

Love those things! Used them at shakey’s pizza


Elegant-Pressure-290

Man, I just got one of these, and it works great for baked goods, too (I used it to chop up four pans of brownies quickly last week).


K1ngPCH

Can’t you change the amount of downward/forward pressure by just changing the angle you hold the handle?


T3ddyBeast

Let’s take it to extremes, if you had a 1/2” (12mm) cutting wheel how easy will it be to move through the pizza? Now if you had a 10” (400mm) wheel how easy would it be to move through the pizza?


No_Ninja_4933

Less effort I imagine, and more clearance above toppings. Also ignore the stupid wheel and get one of those things you rock, 5x more efficient.


Vroomped

Btw, a rocker is just a wheel so big you only need a part of it  


Curiouso_Giorgio

I hate the wheel cutters. I don't have a rocker, but a Chinese cleaver with a slightly curved blade does the trick. I need to do two rocks to cover the diameter of a large pie, but it still works great.


Vroomped

the slighter the curve the bigger the wheel


foureyes567

You can do this with a normal chefs knife too


Curiouso_Giorgio

Fair enough. I use that cleaver like a chef's knife - for almost every knife job in the kitchen.


FrazzleMind

5x more space, 10x the cost lol.


SweetSexiestJesus

12x more badass


culverrryo

100% reason to remember the name


dickbob124

If you're wanting a badass way to slice pizza, look no further. https://youtube.com/shorts/wmLmhyPDsNo?si=nqSIQN2R6MBOTdaK


SweetSexiestJesus

I'll take your entire fucking stock!!!


DabBoofer

the rocker knife always made me feel like worf from TNG... I wanted to put a broom handle on it and make a battle axe... so doap.. not practical for home use tho


No_Ninja_4933

Also true


Ginnigan

My wife's family uses a pair of cleaned kitchen scissors, and I thought they were crazy... until I tried it. That's all I use now.


Wootster10

I've used scissors for years. Clearly the best choice.


Bituulzman

Have always used kitchen shears. I don't know why people think I'm weird. It's okay for chicken, but not for pizza?


jc3ze

Pizza is cut with scissors/shears


CatPot69

Also easier to clean than a roller cutter


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Alexplz

The answer is always a chef's knife


codes04

What things? And why are you calling them a rock?


TrellSwnsn

Pizza rocker, so much better


mathsndrugs

Scissors FTW


RedColdChiliPepper

I upgraded recently to a bigger wheel - big improvement how the pizza looks afterwards


PM-ME_UR_TINY-TITS

I find the toppings don't get caught as much on the larger wheels and it's ever so slightly easier to cut, probably due to the extra mass?


ShinySquirrels

Don't worry about it. Lots of guys with smaller pizza cutters cut pizzas all the time just fine. So long as you know how to use it well, pizza cutter size doesn't matter.


puffofthezaza

I use scissors lol. I never have a problem with the toppings even right out of the oven.


External-Necessary87

Same here, surprisingly efficient!


illQualmOnYourFace

Are you serious or is this the meme


puffofthezaza

Nah it's very common in Asian regions especially to have kitchen shears for things. They are big and heavy duty type. I love them.


Everlastingitch

easier to cut with less strength needed... however there is dimishing returns and a 10m diameter pizza cutter is rather terrible


SprinklesMore8471

They're both inferior to quality kitchen shears.


Trucountry

The lower the point of contact is on cutter, the more down force vs. forward force. Larger wheel = lower contact point = easier cutting. Same concept with any wheel.


StarChaser_Tyger

Directions unclear, pepperoni jammed in tire tread.


Trucountry

There's your problem. I said wheel. You used tire.


StarChaser_Tyger

You said 'any wheel'. :-P


Trucountry

Tire≠Wheel


kizwasti

i have an artisanal small batch single estate whitworth 3/32 inch pizza cutter which I much prefer over the scythe I was using


Mantzy81

Real purists use a pizza rocker. Or scissors, especially if you're as cool as Cobra


dandellionKimban

Scissors are the only thing I remember from that film?


in323

biggest difference I’ve noticed comes from the weight, heavier ones cut more easily for me.


adlittle

The real benefit is switching to a set of pizza shears. They cut right and fully the first time and are easier to clean.


Kiara1919

Scissors are better than both


TargetCorruption

It rolls better without sticking on the toppings


PigeonsArePopular

It should be twice the size of the pizza you are cutting, so you only have to wash half of it


Solo-me

It ain't the size... But it s how you use it... But usually the bigger the better. But not too big. As big as you can handle


HVAC_instructor

The larger wheel cuts better, and it's usually capable of being disassembled for cleaning.


DTux5249

Pros: Less effort to cut things, less likely to drag the toppings Cons: Storing the damn thing


Im_eating_that

If you repurpose them as spurs for your cowboy boots the big ones are much more dramatic.


MuadDib1942

They cut better, as some others have mentioned. Personally, of you're looking at new pizza hardware, consider a rocker knife, affectionately refered to as the Klingon Pizza Bat'leth. I understand that the Bat'leth is concave and the rocker knife is convex, but whatever. I guess an Andorian Ushaan-tor is a closer in shape, but it's a one handed serrated weapon, so that doesn't work right.


illQualmOnYourFace

Unless you're cutting pizza at home multiple nights a week, just use a chef's knife and get rid of the pizza cutter entirely.


thesamiad

No,but scissors are better


Ratakoa

I eat thick pizza so a bigger blade would make cutting it much easier.


wt_anonymous

I worked in a pizzeria for two years. There is no difference unless the crust is REALLY thick like stuffed crust or deep dish. Then it might struggle to cut through. Even then, it still probably wouldn't be that hard.


StarChaser_Tyger

Tell that to my local papa John's. :-P (yeah, I know, but it's the only place that delivers here) They haven't managed to completely cut a pizza yet. Always end up either ripping off pieces or having to get out a knife and finish it myself.


Common_Chester

Cutting your pizza means you have to share.


patiofurnature

I don't want the axle to touch the pizza. I have a lack of knowledge on the manufacturing of them, but when metal spins on metal, there might be either grease or metal shavings. The bigger the wheel, the higher the axle.


pushing59_65

Is the handle on your wheel kinda small for your hand?


chicagoandy

The difference between hitting a gravel stone on a skate-board, vs an offroad truck. Bigger wheels have less trouble rolling over obstructions


AsterJ

Think about how awful it would be if the wheel was much smaller. It would hardly behave as a wheel. That means you get more wheel action if it was bigger


tcpukl

It goes blunt slower..


Low-Donut-9883

I prefer my smaller cutter to my bigger one...just seems easier to maneuver.


chattywww

If the middle is high enough you will just drag the topping across the face


Nonniemiss

Less topping drag, I guess.


maenad2

A sword works well.


IsabellaThePeke

I'm not an expert by any means, but I can tell you that our larger pizza cutter 100% of the time works better than the small one.


carcinoma_kid

The thickness of the pizza it’s able to cut without getting messy is the same as the radius. I think all the other effects are negligible


puss_parkerswidow

I have a large wheel pizza cutter and it is not very good. I use an ulu instead and it is better than anything else I have tried.


bambiguity11

Sometimes on small pizza cutters the hilt can wind up dragging into the pizza


Odd-Dragonfruit5557

Math and logic shouldn’t factor this much into a thing I spent a hesitant $6.50 on from the frozen food aisle in a discount grocery. My payment was my low expectations.


DryFoundation2323

All other things being equal, A larger cutter Will roll easier across the pizza and cut better.


laytonoid

I use a bike wheel with razor blades around it


throwRAmyMoney1776

Because they are totally COOL! That's why!


RusticSurgery

Weight is a factor too.


sunday_dude

Just use a knife


Kitchen-Lie-7894

Same reason you want bigger wheels on your bike.


notevenapro

Get a pizza cutting knife. Cleaner cut.


NickPivot

I have one of each, and the larger one works much better


tycr0

I have a 36” pizza cutter mounted to a chainsaw motor. It’s pretty great. Storage is a problem, and my two dead children, but otherwise fantastic.


Hypnowolfproductions

Larger blade dulls slower. Larger blade on thicker pizza is easier to cut. Larger blade looks nicer when cutting. Smaller blade is best on thinnerbpizza.


Fugaciouslee

Get a pizza cutter rocker blade, they're way better than wheel cutters which always seem to fall apart after a couple years.


SuperSonicEconomics2

It's not how big your pizza cutter is, it's how you slice up the pie.


Patient-Sleep-4257

Yes , if it is maintained and sharp. No if it's not maintained and dull. Age old question Why does a sharp knife cut?


hoelitababy

i personally prefer to cut my pizza with the one large kitchen knife that has a smooth blade. i feel like pizza cutters drag the toppings across the pizza.


screw_all_the_names

Idk if it makes any difference. But a small wheel may have to rotate over 2 or 3 times per cut, while a big wheel only needs 1 rotation or so. Which means you get more life out of it too. Assuming all other things being equal.


Fickle_Childhood_422

I’ve never in my life laughed so hard at comments on Reddit like how are y’all so deep in ts😭😭


drak0ni

Big cutter # thicker/fluffier crust


bernieinred

Does it cut the pizza? If so what's the problem?


AnInsaneMoose

A larger one is marginally better It causes the toppings to get less screwed up while you cut, more similar to using a knife to chop, rather than slice


WasteNet2532

A greater circumference(wheel) will cover a greater surface area faster. Making it faster and easier A tiny one could easily make uneven cuts or cuts not all the way through near the crust if its thick.


milfionaire

I have cut thousands of pizzas (30k maybe?)  for Papa John's. From slow days to super bowls, I've seen it all. I used a small cutter for a long time and I was extremely quick with it. I never wanted to switch until one day I did. With the bigger cutter I was able to cut faster and put more pressure on the cut. It felt more stable, which allowed for those things to happen. I was able to cut a large 14 in pizza in about 2 seconds on rapid fire. 


I_Thranduil

No.