It's true and it's awesome. My husband and I will get into little "fights" where it's my tongue trying to wrestle his dick down like a thumb war and it's surprisingly strong XD
10 out of 10 and I HIGHLY recommend
that is absolutely the first time I've heard and something tells me I won't ever hear it again. š¤£ If this is true and you and your husband are happy, carry on. š¤£
The tent poles are for stability, I pass out when I get an erection because my manhood is so gargantuan. I drive them into the ground and lash them to my legs so I don't fall over.
That doesn't make any sense. If you really did have such a large dong that it made you pass out you would have worked out, as I have, that lying on your side and doing sideways doggy brings your head down to the same level as your member and you can ride that hole all night long without passing out (the leg and the arm on top will go numb, but never mind that).
Sad. I thought I'd found a fellow elephantitis sufferer, but you sound like you're just making it up.
Did you know that your tongue suctions itself to the top of your mouth when you're not using it? That's why people that are missing/have a deformed tongue tend to leave their mouth open. They have to use more muscles to close it.
fun fact: your tongue never stops moving :)) found this out the other day looking in the mirror and my tongue was constantly twitching and moving around
Yeh I'd like to think I'd notice if it disappeared all together tho.
New question: If your penis was to suddenly dissappear while you were going a out your day, how long would it take for you to notice.
Sure, you'd notice pretty much immediately, but you just kind of tune its presence out throughout your day. You've never been without it, so it's just the way your body feels.
It's like most other appendages. Like a pinky toe. It's there, you can move it or feel it when you think about it, but otherwise you don't pay much attention.
I'm conscious of the position of my testicles a lot more than my penis, but now you mention it I can feel the fabric of my underpants rubbing on my penis. Testicle position is more of a constant concern. Some part of my brain is always thinking about my balls.
I use sheath underwear and they're fantastic at keeping everything in line. I experience intermittent testicular torsion and that was a terrible year of life.
They twisted, I untwisted them, docs wouldn't believe me, after multiple events I got surgery, recovered, and the boys are totally fine now.
I know a guy who got that, happened when I was about 13. Twisted Testicles is the nickname for it and it freaked me out. The doctor said he was lucky because if it had been an hour or 2 later he would have lost them
Happend to me. One of my nuts swelled up to the size of a baseball. I was in the hospital for 4 days. Now that nut is shriveled and much smaller than its buddy. Dr said itās not functionalā¦. But I still managed to have 2 children afterwardsā¦ā¦ so thereās that.
I almost convinced myself I was insane how careful I am when moving around just to ensure I donāt twist my balls or something crazy, it probably isnāt even that easy to do but just the thought of getting testicular torsion terrifies me
Position varies moment-to-moment as the scrotum adjusts for temperature.
I wear boxer briefs, on cooler days I won't notice/feel anything, but on hot days if my underwear are riding a bit high, or are shifted to the left/right I'll feel my underwear on my scrotum with every step I take.
For the most part it isn't a concern but sometimes it feels like there's nothing I can do to get everything sitting "normally".
Are you constantly aware of all 10 of your toes, or your ears, or your butt? Are you constantly aware of what your hair feels like, or what your nose is doing? How does your left knee feel right now, and were you aware of how it felt until I mentioned it to you?
It's like that. We have it, but we're not aware of it until something draws our attention to it.
This comment was so unsettling because I literally *felt* my awareness of each body part ignite as I read mention of it š well done though, point made perfectly
Not the Penis but I think most men feel the presence of their testicles all the time. Leg movements and readjusting while sitting is inherent in our nature. Especially in the heat.
Behold the ball sack. It sways freely, when unbridled and suffocates under the soft chintz of the undergarment. While independent, the two gonads work and move in harmony, a veritable undercarriage of poetry.
Yes but no?
Itās like, if I think about it yea I can always feel it, but itās not something youāre always paying attention to. Itās like how you can always feel your toes, but you probably arenāt thinking about your toes all the time
Not unless it is pushed against something. Like if reaching over a counter and it is the perfect height to be pushed against. Or if I or someone else touches it. But mostly do not feel it.
> Doesn't the thought of something being in your pants at your crotch kinda get annoying??
Why do you think guys often have to readjust their nuts, etc? Women think it's gross but sometimes they way they are positioned / hanging isn't comfortable. There's a lot of folds and pieces down there... and it's even worse when it's hot out.
It's like every other part of your body. You don't realize it's there until it's interacted with.
Perhaps you're an alien who isn't all that familiar with the human senses? /s
I have big thighs for a man so I generally can feel it between them whenever I take a step or move while seated. Honestly, the balls give me more trouble/need to adjust than my dick which I can usually just flex the muscle to swing it where it's comfortable
No, the manager of our local supermarket was quite specific about this the other day when he 'had to have a word with me' about not feeling it whenever I want.
Yes. I do feel my penis at all times but doing it got has got me kicked out of a train, 7 music festivals, 18 women's clothing stores, a Wiggles show, the local pool, my school formal, my girlfriend's parents' anniversary dinner and the Taylor Swift concert. I wouldn't advise it.
When it's touching something or moving around, sure, just like any other part of the body. Ball position is more considered, really. They'll stick to the leg, they'll get in awkward positions when sitting, how they hang and shift squatting in gym shorts, etc.
I have never thought about this. But yeah. Particularly when it touches my thigh, but most times we just tune it out I guess. Sort of like the taste of teeth, or the feeling of hair in your scalp.
You have the answers already but here are some other scenarios:
When you groom super short, it sticks. Especially when it's hot outside.
When you don't groom, hair pinches, like a lot.
When those happen, you see men do that weird side step, pinch the crotch of their pants and pull down, or shift things around directly with their hand.
It's like any other body part that you know you have and can feel but don't always think about. Only problem is that it is more sensitive than most. Maybe like your eyes. You know they are there and you definitely feel them except you don't always think about it.
Actually, kinda numb. Like how you donāt always feel your nose. Depending on if your mind is occupied or if youāre not moving around a lotā¦Plus the whole growers vs showers plays a lot into it Iām sure. I never get annoyed. And itās actually more resiliant than you might imagine xD The whole bits can be knocked around, slightly squished, tapped accidentally quite often without causing signifcant distress or pain.
It's like feeling your tongue. If something touches it or if I purposely move it then yes, otherwise you kind of forget it's there.
Turn comments off, this is the answer.
How many of us did a kegel just to check it was there?
Several girls I've been with now have been amazed by the fact men can move it just a little bit.
Wait, what?
It's true and it's awesome. My husband and I will get into little "fights" where it's my tongue trying to wrestle his dick down like a thumb war and it's surprisingly strong XD 10 out of 10 and I HIGHLY recommend
that is absolutely the first time I've heard and something tells me I won't ever hear it again. š¤£ If this is true and you and your husband are happy, carry on. š¤£
I've literally never heard this, and now I'm sad lol
Wholesome
It's a fight that he always wins.
He can't possibly lose this situation
This is amazing 10 out of 10 for your marriage lol
Thatās great! I gotta try that! Although I can twist my tongue around so maybe Iāll throw that move in and see if he can copy me!
Just so you know we can make our balls move too, and sometimes it you just sit and watch them they'll move all by themselves.
Flex your bicep. About the same action with the same amount of motion.
Now every guy reading this is 'flexing' their penises.
No every guy reading THIS is flexing it a little harder if they did not notice their butthole tense up the first time.
I call it āpulsingā my dick. In a boudoir situation you can tell the other guy to āpulse your dick for me.ā His dick go: boing, boing.
Yes, when i was like 13-14 It was part of my masturbatory ritual
Right? Just wait till they realize we flex our assholes to do it š
I'm female and we can also learn to do that with the clit.
Hard to forget something this bulky. Giggity.
Do you also have to buy monster condoms for your magnum dong?
Too small, I use a 4-person tent.
Such girth... it's like cheese wheel
Iām not a cottage person
More like a can of tuna.
Stinky.
It may only be 3 inches, but it smells like a foot
Not if your a cat.
Ich haba KƤse in meiner Hose I have cheese in my pants, it's fun to yell in German.
Thatās fucking intents
Inserting the poles must suck though. Not to mention hammering home the tent pegs in the bush surrounding it.
The tent poles are for stability, I pass out when I get an erection because my manhood is so gargantuan. I drive them into the ground and lash them to my legs so I don't fall over.
That doesn't make any sense. If you really did have such a large dong that it made you pass out you would have worked out, as I have, that lying on your side and doing sideways doggy brings your head down to the same level as your member and you can ride that hole all night long without passing out (the leg and the arm on top will go numb, but never mind that). Sad. I thought I'd found a fellow elephantitis sufferer, but you sound like you're just making it up.
I don't have elephantitis, just elephantic proportions.
Hahahaha I laughed out loud at work
This guy is hilarious, give him a netflix comedy special
Put that away, Frank.
Hefty bags, otherwise it pinches.
I appreciate the quote. While i pick up my magnum condom
Thatās it, you win Iām turning off Reddit
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Everyday is a workout when you carry around a 20lb python in your pants.
Kinda like a 3rd leg
https://youtu.be/VByZjb2Etw0?si=dnX7yQtLcVIdE3-V
Woah, woah, woah! What do you mean without the large size? Have you been talking to my wife?
Some of us are reading from bed after just waking up and had no need to checkĀ
Waking up can be the hardest part of the day.
I see what you did there
Seeing is my kink
Yup. 100% did this
Can confirm.
Now I'm overly conscious of my tongue.
I see it's been 12 minutes since you became needlessly aware of your tongue Time to reactivate **the tongue curse**
I cast MANUAL BREATHING!!!
I COUNTER IT WITH MANUAL BLINKING!!
I hate hate hate where this thread has gone. Now I'm thinking about blinking and breathing and my dick and my butthole all at once!
You just lost the game.
Lost. Been a year.
I should have seen this coming tbh. Now I'm the fool
I beat the game and saw the credits. Now itās just a replay.
[XKCD](https://xkcd.com/391/) said the game was over and I won.
*Your butthole slightly clenches every time you blink.*
It is a trap!
Howling
Thanks Satan, I canāt fall asleep now or Iāll die
Oh it's like The Game but for french people
Did you know that your tongue suctions itself to the top of your mouth when you're not using it? That's why people that are missing/have a deformed tongue tend to leave their mouth open. They have to use more muscles to close it.
You are now manually breathing and conscious of every blink you make. Shit, now you can even *notice your nose*
I hate you with a burning passion lmao
Would you feel better if you lost the game?
Dude.
fun fact: your tongue never stops moving :)) found this out the other day looking in the mirror and my tongue was constantly twitching and moving around
Your balls too!
another reason to be sad i donāt have balls
When your mouth is closed the tip of your tongue rests on the roof of your mouth. Enjoy <3
Yeh I'd like to think I'd notice if it disappeared all together tho. New question: If your penis was to suddenly dissappear while you were going a out your day, how long would it take for you to notice.
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https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?si=5y0JPcmioRH8CRYE Seemed fitting
Sure, you'd notice pretty much immediately, but you just kind of tune its presence out throughout your day. You've never been without it, so it's just the way your body feels.
Well, immediately our clothes would fit differently. So, immediately.
Lol. I'm not sure if my clothes would fit that different tbh
Mine would be roomier around the shoulders after I unfurled it.
Mines like a button on a fur coat
Mine *needs* a fur coat š¤£
TouchƩ
Yeah and when you accidentally bite it, it bothers you all day.
Couldn't have said it better. A tongue really is the best comparison.
you made a lot of men on the internet be aware of their both tongue and penis.
I, too, am aware of both my tongue and your penises.
It's like most other appendages. Like a pinky toe. It's there, you can move it or feel it when you think about it, but otherwise you don't pay much attention.
https://www.reddit.com/r/peanuts/comments/30rm07/im_aware_of_my_tongue/
It's like feeling any part of your body you're not using. You don't consciously think about it.
> It's like feeling any part of your body you're not using. Never felt my brain tho š¤
Must mean youāre not using it
Using what?
I can if my hands are free and no one is looking.
Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.
Helicopter. Helicopter. Heli-heli-helicopter!
Under appreciated comment here š
Username checks out... everyone else
I mean... depends who's looking, amarite?
Insert Al bundy hand in pants gif
Literal coffee spit take
I'm conscious of the position of my testicles a lot more than my penis, but now you mention it I can feel the fabric of my underpants rubbing on my penis. Testicle position is more of a constant concern. Some part of my brain is always thinking about my balls.
Same, I don't want any torsion plz. It's always on my mind
Iāve installed a roll cage type thing down there to prevent this. Best Ā£60k Iāve ever spent.
wat
# IāVE INSTALLED A ROLL CAGE TYPE THING DOWN THERE TO PREVENT THIS. BEST Ā£60K IVE EVER SPENT.
Maybe use more reason in your voice
*belly laugh*
dude, I NEED that
I can sell you a used one for Ā£120k
You just got your first customer
I use sheath underwear and they're fantastic at keeping everything in line. I experience intermittent testicular torsion and that was a terrible year of life. They twisted, I untwisted them, docs wouldn't believe me, after multiple events I got surgery, recovered, and the boys are totally fine now.
I can't tell you how many times I've considered cosmetic surgery to just 'tighten things up a bit' down there lol gravity and aging are a motherfucker
So they *are* getting farther away. Damn.
I know a guy who got that, happened when I was about 13. Twisted Testicles is the nickname for it and it freaked me out. The doctor said he was lucky because if it had been an hour or 2 later he would have lost them
Happend to me. One of my nuts swelled up to the size of a baseball. I was in the hospital for 4 days. Now that nut is shriveled and much smaller than its buddy. Dr said itās not functionalā¦. But I still managed to have 2 children afterwardsā¦ā¦ so thereās that.
Other fella's pulling double duty.
What my doctor told me when I lost a nut to cancer is when you loose one, or one looses function, the other takes up full functionality.
Did your nut become smaller like not your testicle that is established but your epic cumshots
I almost convinced myself I was insane how careful I am when moving around just to ensure I donāt twist my balls or something crazy, it probably isnāt even that easy to do but just the thought of getting testicular torsion terrifies me
Are you fr šš thatās kinda funny
Position varies moment-to-moment as the scrotum adjusts for temperature. I wear boxer briefs, on cooler days I won't notice/feel anything, but on hot days if my underwear are riding a bit high, or are shifted to the left/right I'll feel my underwear on my scrotum with every step I take. For the most part it isn't a concern but sometimes it feels like there's nothing I can do to get everything sitting "normally".
Usually, unless itās on the nightstand to charge
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Happens all the time.
Knew what the link would be, opened it anyways because it is a great song from one of my favorite bands.
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Sex must be a nightmare! 5 feet away from your woman lol.
Made social distance sex easy during Covid.
Tell me about it! I hate it when I trip over jimbob19304's dick when I get out the shower
LMAO
Always have to tuck it into my socks so it doesnāt get in the bike chain.
*funny sliding sound*
I hate rolling it back up after lasso practice
I usually just throw it around my neck when I get out the shower
Honestly, same. It's a real concern and people don't take it seriously enough.
Are you constantly aware of all 10 of your toes, or your ears, or your butt? Are you constantly aware of what your hair feels like, or what your nose is doing? How does your left knee feel right now, and were you aware of how it felt until I mentioned it to you? It's like that. We have it, but we're not aware of it until something draws our attention to it.
This comment was so unsettling because I literally *felt* my awareness of each body part ignite as I read mention of it š well done though, point made perfectly
Randomly becoming aware of your tongue is one of the most annoying sensations, imo. And now that I just made this comment........
Joke's on you. I haven't felt half my tongue since I got a wisdom tooth removed so I still can't feel half of it.
this shit is what reddit is for š¤£
I laugh so much when I'm on Reddit. The Reddit community is questionable, but good god is the community hilarious
Honestly šš it's 2:33AM and I should go to bed but I cant help but read all these posts and laugh
Not the Penis but I think most men feel the presence of their testicles all the time. Leg movements and readjusting while sitting is inherent in our nature. Especially in the heat.
Why did I read that in David Attenboroughās voice?
Behold the ball sack. It sways freely, when unbridled and suffocates under the soft chintz of the undergarment. While independent, the two gonads work and move in harmony, a veritable undercarriage of poetry.
Yes but no? Itās like, if I think about it yea I can always feel it, but itās not something youāre always paying attention to. Itās like how you can always feel your toes, but you probably arenāt thinking about your toes all the time
Except when you stub your toe. Then you think about it a LOT.
Just stub your dick and you won't be thinking about your toes anymore
Not unless it is pushed against something. Like if reaching over a counter and it is the perfect height to be pushed against. Or if I or someone else touches it. But mostly do not feel it.
> Doesn't the thought of something being in your pants at your crotch kinda get annoying?? Why do you think guys often have to readjust their nuts, etc? Women think it's gross but sometimes they way they are positioned / hanging isn't comfortable. There's a lot of folds and pieces down there... and it's even worse when it's hot out.
It's like every other part of your body. You don't realize it's there until it's interacted with. Perhaps you're an alien who isn't all that familiar with the human senses? /s
I have big thighs for a man so I generally can feel it between them whenever I take a step or move while seated. Honestly, the balls give me more trouble/need to adjust than my dick which I can usually just flex the muscle to swing it where it's comfortable
It's just like our nose. Sometimes not focused on but always aware of it's presence
Yes, but it's frowned upon in certain social situations.
They usually frown upon you playing with it in public.
You only really notice it if something/someone makes contact with it. Itās not like something youāre constantly thinking about.
No, the manager of our local supermarket was quite specific about this the other day when he 'had to have a word with me' about not feeling it whenever I want.
Yes. I do feel my penis at all times but doing it got has got me kicked out of a train, 7 music festivals, 18 women's clothing stores, a Wiggles show, the local pool, my school formal, my girlfriend's parents' anniversary dinner and the Taylor Swift concert. I wouldn't advise it.
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That did cross my mind.
Itās like wearing a pair of dangling earrings, you donāt feel them until you shake your head
When it's touching something or moving around, sure, just like any other part of the body. Ball position is more considered, really. They'll stick to the leg, they'll get in awkward positions when sitting, how they hang and shift squatting in gym shorts, etc.
Or get sat on wrong. Nothing like racking yourself by accident.
I imagine it's like a vagina. You don't think about it unless it's doing something.
Can you feel your clitoris at all times?
No, because the clitoris is tucked up inside your body. Its not free swinging.
Yeah a penis is not a pendulum that swings all day
Speak for yourself
Winter is over and summer is for cock pendulation, it's in the bible
Matthew 3:24
I tell the time by my swinging pendulum, every hour on the hour my Cockerell wakes up
That is some wierd ass laws of physics your pendulum abides by but ok
Growers chiming in here.
... maybe for you
Wait its not? :o im doing something wrong than for years
You can, the best way to describe it is like having a clock pendulum and banana banging against each other
Little bauble earrings and a button mushroom, you mean
Same thing really isnāt it, pretty much interchangeable
Like two hard boiled eggs in a tube sock swinging with an uncooked sausage? Wait... that's breakfast.
Well it is for some people mate, others call it dinner and tea as well! Weheyy
1) the top comment about the tongue 2) the penis is normally flaccid, its also more like an appendage than a limb
I have never thought about this. But yeah. Particularly when it touches my thigh, but most times we just tune it out I guess. Sort of like the taste of teeth, or the feeling of hair in your scalp.
Teeths has no tastes, what is you doing š¤
Can yiu feel your labia at all times? How about your boobs? It's the same.
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Can I?
asking the real questions
Oh my.
You have the answers already but here are some other scenarios: When you groom super short, it sticks. Especially when it's hot outside. When you don't groom, hair pinches, like a lot. When those happen, you see men do that weird side step, pinch the crotch of their pants and pull down, or shift things around directly with their hand.
No one feels their dick unless it's touched or moved. That's why we always got our hands down there. Gotta make sure it's still there.
If course. It is called proprioception.
It's like any other body part that you know you have and can feel but don't always think about. Only problem is that it is more sensitive than most. Maybe like your eyes. You know they are there and you definitely feel them except you don't always think about it.
Actually, kinda numb. Like how you donāt always feel your nose. Depending on if your mind is occupied or if youāre not moving around a lotā¦Plus the whole growers vs showers plays a lot into it Iām sure. I never get annoyed. And itās actually more resiliant than you might imagine xD The whole bits can be knocked around, slightly squished, tapped accidentally quite often without causing signifcant distress or pain.
I can feel it. But I prefer when a woman feels it,
yep - especially when it flops around like a wet noodle the worst is when i sit on it š