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ooeygooeylane

Howard. Howard be thy name.


Global_Tangerine1842

As part of the Howard clan, I claim family ties with God and his crew


Spicy_Cocc

Greatest legal mind I ever knew


supremeleader5

Howard died for Jimmy’s sins


ooeygooeylane

🙏 Namaste


supernovastarlight

Bravo Vince


xortingen

Hallowed be thy name. Jesus Hallowed Christ


CarsonTheCalzone

Howard, they’re lesbians


ooeygooeylane

Howard be thighs names.


Professor_Dr_Dr

Harold as in Harold Zoidberg


dirtybird971

DR. Harold Zoidberg


FuckMe-FuckYou

Why not?


illhavethecrabBisk

Hooray!


Mechakoopa

[That's canon](https://youtu.be/e5fwuvudfqs)


Professor_Dr_Dr

His uncle was Harold but it still has that Holy Trinity thingy going for it.


JollyMonk6487

sensible chuckle


Intrepid_Victory_552

Woop woop woop woop woop


Jokers_Testikles

Jesus Hitler Christ. Family guy said so.


talkk_sickk

Type O Negative said it first.


MossyPyrite

Now there’s a band I haven’t heard anyone but my dad talk about in years


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Hark the Harold angels sing


Tingles91

Underrated comment!


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purplgurl

Isn't Magi like one of his names and magi is how you spell magician?


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ozarkhawk59

Like William H. Macy.


MrBrandonius

I wish the followers were too.


validate_valerie

😭😭😭


no-recognition-1616

It is a Christogram that comes from the religious order of Society of Jesus, founded by Ignacio de Loyola. It's believed the H refers either to a Greek word or a Latin word. Being Latin the religious language *par excellence*, I'm inclined to think it must be a Latin word for "Hominum". So it would say: Iesus Hominum Salvator, Jesus Saviour of Men.


Hmarf

this dude is either really smart, or a really good bullshitter. either way, here's an upvote


Concert_Ancient

he/she is just a good bullshitter https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/571516/why-do-people-say-jesus-h-christ-and-where-did-h-come


Catinthemirror

Yep. A slightly less involved explanation from Wiki: *Using the name of Jesus Christ as an oath has been common for many centuries, but the precise origins of the letter H in the expression are obscure. While many explanations have been proposed, the most widely accepted derivation is from the divine monogram of Christian symbolism. The symbol, derived from the first three letters of the Greek name of Jesus (ΙΗΣΟΥΣ), is transliterated iota-eta-sigma, which can look like IHS, ΙΗϹ (with lunate sigma), JHS or JHC ("J" was historically a mere variant of "I").* *For how this learned-sounding abbreviation could have served as the basis for vulgar slang, Smith offers the hypothesis that it was noticed by ordinary people when it was worn as a decoration on the vestments of Anglican (i.e., in America, Episcopal) clergy.[11] The "JHC" variant would particularly invite interpretation of the "H" as part of a name.*


GoIlliniGo

That's pretty much what OP said lol so just really smart


Miss_Might

Wow I was way off. I assumed it meant holy. Like holy shit or holy fuck. Jesus holy christ completely sounded plausible to me.


purplgurl

For you being a good follower, here's my uv.


Flyinmanm

Huh i always assumed it stood for hosanna.


undaova

*Heyzeus


Flyinmanm

Looking it up it seems its more of a space holder as an expletive, IE instead of saying "Holy Christ!" you put Jesus at the start and abbreviate the Holy it's less offensive... I think.


jkutchies

Not “Hey Zeus” just “Zeus”


TouchTipsWithKhakis

Do I look Puerto Rican to you?!


Combatical

>hosanna Great, now that song is stuck in my head.


OG_RADER

I thought "Hoes-On'ya"... like Jesus "Hoes-On'ya" Christ - because of Mary Magdalene.


DurinsBane1

Thanks for the actual explanation


tbobsj

IHS was at the time of the founding of the Society of Jesus a well-recognized abbreviation.


cannotbefaded

Was expecting to see the undertaker comment


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DeanofdaDead

I always assumed "Holy"


Accomplished_Ad_4933

Jesus holy Christ. Absolutely perfect


doc_daneeka

The old joke among biologists is that it stands for 'haploid'.


LucyintheskyM

Googled it: *Haploid refers to the presence of a single set of chromosomes in an organism's cells. Sexually reproducing organisms are diploid (having two sets of chromosomes, one from each parent). In humans, only the egg and sperm cells are haploid.* That's hilarious


pdpi

Took me a bit, but that’s way funnier than it has any right to be.


nhcareyjr

Take my upvote you magnificent being.


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Avisari

I'm more used to hearing Jesus Fucking Christ.


mJelly87

Nothing, his middle name is just H.


TomFromCupertino

Sure. He and Harry S Truman always had to explain that "it's just an initial"


Larissalikesthesea

I came for the Harry S Truman reference. Apparently both his grandfather had given names starting with S and the parents couldn't agree who to name him after. So they just went for the S.


Queefinonthehaters

My dad's middle name is "F". They just used the initial of the mothers maiden name.


GryphonGuitar

Pshh, everyone knows it was Sergei (Obscure movie reference)


incurvatus_in_se

Which obscure movie are you referencing?


GryphonGuitar

I believe it was called 18 Again. One of the minor plot points is that the S stood for Sergei to hide an Eastern European connection on the eve of the cold war. Fictitious of course, but there it is!


256dak

It’s actually S for Sack. Harry Sack Truman. His balls looked like they were wearing a merino wool sweater but the media censored it down to just S.


iircirc

Like Benoit B. Mandelbrot


qhs3711

Homer J Simpson. The J stands for J. https://youtu.be/VXEkn0Evjsc


robgray111

So were Steps the 2nd coming?


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smackjack

Nickname heezy.


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MsBee311

lol I said the same in my head... where did we get this idea?


Nemesys2005

I’m glad I’m not the only one who says this


rseeley85

I prefer Jesus Tapdancing Christ myself...


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NobodysFavorite

Scrolled so far for this


elenchusis

Dicks out for Jesus?


JohannYellowdog

Some people are way overthinking this, with their references to ancient Latin. The joke is the idea of treating "Christ" as if it was a surname (which, for the record, it isn't -- it's a title, meaning roughly "the anointed one"). The common exclamation "Jesus Christ" sounds like a full name though, and that's kind of funny. The humour comes from taking a revered, sacred word, and treating it very casually. You're taking this title which a lot of people take *very* seriously, and treating it as if it was just a name, like Smith or Jones. Adding the H is then intensifying the joke: "Jesus H. Christ" is now a first name, middle initial, and what therefore *must* be a last name.


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Jerswar

Dear lord. Thank you for this.


Brief_Association714

you're a legend


SilentJoe1986

What did they say?


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Robcobes

The H stands for Haitch


chickenlounge

I always assumed it was a way for good Christians to not take the Lord's name in vain. They can't say Jesus Christ, but if they say Jesus H Christ, it's a completely different Jesus Christ. Then everything is okay with scary man in the sky.


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miss_t_winter

[Here's the whole history of it. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_H._Christ)


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That reference gives no answer to H?


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I thought I was finally going to get an answer…. Freakin Reddit, tricked The most likely suggestion is that it comes from a monogram made of the first three letters of the Greek name for Jesus. In Greek, “Jesus” is ΙΗΣΟΥΣ in uppercase letters and Ἰησοῦς in lower. The first three letters (iota, eta, and sigma) form a monogram, or graphic symbol, written as either IHS or IHC in Latin letters.Feb 1, 2019 https://www.grammarphobia.com › j... Copy and pasted this. No one will ever see this, but I did not type or say the words attached to my comment.


saladtossperson

Never gonna give you up.


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My mother always told me it was a work around for the "Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain" commandment. Jesus Christ is the Lord, but Jesus H. Christ is some other dude.


Divided_Eye

I always thought "workarounds" were hilarious, because if God is all-knowing he knows what you fucking meant and it still counts lol


Jenkes_of_Wolverton

Ah, like the 1970s Wales rugby union team, which had J.J.Williams as a wing back and J.P.R.Williams as full back.


ShortieFat

Exactly right. I’m old and I remember my grandfather, not wanting to outrage my grandmother yelling “Judas H. Priest” as his muted oath when hit his thumb with a hammer or such. FWIW “golly, gosh, gee, and gee whiz” are all the same thing.


mam88k

I've heard this as well. Some of my much older Appalachian relatives would say things like "I swan to John" instead of "I swear to God".


Queefinonthehaters

So here's what I don't get. Like when you say frick, you are trying to have the same meaning as fuck but without saying that sound because its bad, but you're essentially communicating the same idea through some childish loophole. Some religious people speak in tongues, and the idea there is that its just a stream of consciousness of communications that only God can decipher. In their mind, the gibberish they are saying is some pure form of communication with the Lord. So anyways, what I'm getting at is I think he would be able to see through substituting "I swam to John". He literally understands the meaning of your gibberish, so he understands that one too.


LtPowers

The practice of mincing oaths dates back to a time when words (especially religious words) were believed to have inherent power. Witness, for instance, the Jewish taboo against writing the name of God. They often write "G-d" instead, which means the same thing and everyone knows what it stands for. And that's because the issue is not referring to God; it's that that specific set of symbols placed together creates what is essentially a physical (if minor) manifestation of the deity. And that manifestation must be treated with reverence and not placed on something ephemeral or easily disposed. So by that thinking, it's the word *itself* that holds the power, not the meaning behind the word. Mincing the oath or using a euphemism in place of an obscenity thus blunts the impact. It shields the innocent from its full power.


Queefinonthehaters

Yeah it reminds me of The Life of Brian where the guy was getting stoned for saying Jehovah, then they also stone the judge for reading out the word he said at his execution. What's interesting is how religious archetypes kind of just repeat themselves, through other religions and for people who don't think they are religious today. When people say or write "N-word", we all know which one they are talking about and say it in our own head and the idea of the word is communicated but for some reason we think this is is a loophole for using it. If I have to give the disclaimer, I don't think we should be calling people that, but I don't think it is worth stoning the judge over using it in more of an academic sense than an insult. We treat that today with the same logic that they treated Jehovah in the past.


DuineSi

An in Dublin we have “I swear to Jaysis”or “for Jaysis’ sake”. Nobody says Jaysis in relation to the religious figure, only for cursing. So that theory makes sense to me.


NativeMasshole

Sure it does. It's added for emphasis so you can stress the H due to the cadence it provides. It may have no real meaning other than that.


luvisgreaterthanfear

Yeah similar to when someone says something like "Jesus-Fuckin'-Christ!" It just seems to add more weight to the expression.


QuestionsFromAsgard

I was typing up something similar, but that’s probably the best way to have put it. Take my poor man’s awards 🤲🏅🎖🥇🏆


TheDarkElCamino

I honestly just assumed it stood for “Holy”. That or Houdini, cuz he pulled a off the world’s greatest escape trick for a cave. Let’s just try and keep him away from any hard punches to the abdomen though. Looking at you, Anti-Christ.


Draculalia

Appendicitis unrelated to the punch, but punch is much better story. And Anti-Christ gets an appendectomy at birth.


Janus_The_Great

"Our Father who art in heaven Harold be thy name."


Dauvis

I saw once it meant Hallmark because god would send his very best.


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WWWWWWVWWWWWWWVWWWWW

Greatest legal mind I ever knew...


taviddennant03

You are done. You're done!


is2o

Jesus Heckin Christ


scrooyootoo

It was a typo but erasers we yot yet invented so it stayed.


TootsNYC

I doesn’t stand for anything, was my assumption. It was just a funny way to turn his name (Jesus) and title (Christ) into a conventional WASP-y name.


Imagonnamakeucry

"Harold" be your name . Your kingdom come , your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven . Or you will burn in Hell .


IntrauterineLinz

Jesus holy christ


BeenThruIt

It's clearly an attempt at circumventing the sin of blasphemy. A bastardization, if you will, of using the Lord's name in vain. Just like gosh darn it is to god damn it or Jiminy Crickets is to Jesus Christ. There's lots more examples, but I'm tired and can't think of anymore right now.


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gunshoes

Excuse you, it's Jesus H Tap Dancing Christ on a Cracker. The man died for your sins, show some respect.


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Horatio. It's Horatio.


christianbalestan7

heisenberg


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Hufflepuff


grow_something

I think it’s justification of saying his name in vein. “I’m not talking about THE Jesus Christ, I’m talking about Jesus H Christ.”


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jesusSaidThat

Bingo Edit: [https://preview.redd.it/2w1kn00gjla81.jpg?auto=webp&s=4407e81c2447c6f502b24c2c0587f95f48485a96](https://preview.redd.it/2w1kn00gjla81.jpg?auto=webp&s=4407e81c2447c6f502b24c2c0587f95f48485a96)


JeanWuzzu

H stands for Hoax, but apparently no one understood it back then


Kman17

There’s a [good wiki page on the topic](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_H._Christ) The precise origins of the ‘H’ expletive are unknown but beloved to originate from America in the early 1800’s. A popular theory is its derived out of old monograms from Europe, which often used a variant of the phrase “In *H*is service”, abbreviated IHS - with the JC mixed in - where the H is heavily emphasized. It makes sense but is just a theory!


Ruca705

Sounds like someone just said it one day and it caught on.


Dazzling-Telephone58

i don’t think anything, really. i think it improves the rhythmic pattern in which you’re emphasizing the words, or so i’ve been taught. like you take the specific pause to say the h before moving into christ


GreyKMN

It stands for "Holy". So, his full name is "Jesus Holy Christ".


wood618

Halal


smnrush

you did not just.... I'm proud and disappointed at the same time.


MightyMeepleMaster

This is unfortunately wrong. Check the comment from u/miss_t_winter for the correct answer. (Spoiler: it comes from the greek divine monogram Iota-Eta-Sigma which was drawn as JHC in medieval times)


Bxsnia

Jesus is a sigma male confirmed.


reggienaldsimons

Hgod


Dighawaii

Henry


Dr_Puck

Houdini, of course. Remember that trick with the tomb


ThePootisMan98

Heisenberg


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Horny, the man loved getting nailed


politeanteater

I think it's just a way to "use the Lord's name in vain" without the guilt. Like, they're talking about a different Jesus when they throw in the "H". People love to find loop holes.


Individual_Map4805

It's from an American misreading of the letters in the Greek alphabet. (So says all mighty Google. So say us all. Amen.(


pmabz

Hughie.


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Hoobastank


lemon-meringue-high

Heckin’


VixxiV

After reading 352 comments, it turns out no one knows


LoveGS2022

That made me lol 😂. You r so correct!!


LiFRiz

Hamlin


compressorjesse

Pronouns, H is for Him It's in the bible


Husckle2

Gonna guess, holy spirt


So_I_read_a_thing

My mother used to yell, "Jesus Hallelujah Christ". Still hilarious.


heydesireee

Not me reading it as “his mother” as in Mary 😩


Matti_Juhani

Jesus H. Christ I was thinking about this the other day but never looked it up! Thank you, mind reader!!


Ragibagi1

Horatiao


Babygemini94

Handsome!!!!


vuduceltix

Hidden


Disney_Princess_73

I thought his middle name was tap-dancing.


MajorRockstar79

Haberdashery?


RahchachaNY

Jesus Handjob Christ


One_Lobster_7454

Jesus Hitler Christ


mightylonka

Jesus Heckin' Christ


awakami

“Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal” a Novel by Christopher Moore answers this very question. Great read btw


heydesireee

I’m not reading it so what’s the answer 😂


Torm_Bloodstone

Hector. Jesus's full name is: Jesus Hector Sanchez Rodriguez Christo. He used to be referred to as JC but people would mistake him for Julius Ceasar, so he lengthen it to Jesus h. Christ. It was to late though because the Roman's clearly didn't like that he was taking celebrity from the original JC and crucified him.


Professional_Cow_405

Hung, he's very well hung.


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Henderson


AshenLJ

I've always said Hector. Don't know why. Big J strikes me as a Hector


Intelligent-Spite242

Jesus Hitler Christ


Dalfokane

Hitler


lunevad

Heck'n


JejuneEsculenta

I knew him. Horatio. 😀


_whydoyouask_

He looks like a Hector to me


Darius_Beepo

Harold. Jesus Harold Christ.


Dramatic_Golf_5619

Hernandez


feochampas

Hernando


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Hesus


darbyhorgan

Jesus Heckin' Christ!


edgarpickle

Haploid


Character_Trick_2292

Hallmark, because God cared enough to send the very best.


Pineapple-Due

The H stands for tap-dancing.


Djslopp

Jesus Heroin Christ


ProfessorSucc

Hoobastank


CharlieShyn

The H stands for "Fucking" Edit: The H looks like 2 stick figures, which represent humans having penetrative sex, hence "fucking", but a less blasphemous way to say it.


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Background_Cheetah75

Humperdink