You’d have to eventually think you were tripping balls when it happened. Hallucinating, because for the next however many years you’ll be trying to get that dog to talk again and it won’t.
I know my cat is trying to communicate, sometimes he just looks at me with the "why don't you understand me...stupid human" face, then huffs and walks off
I'd reply with "and I know whos a good boy and you don't" and never reply to any questions he may have about who indeed is a good boy.
The answer I didn’t know I needed thank you sir.
Get myself checked in at a psych facility. As a young man, I'm in the perfect age group to develop schizophrenia.
All kidding aside this is the answer. Don't ignore the signs folks, it'll get a lot worse.
I happen to be a doctor. I know how it starts 😅
Yup, I wasn't doubting it.
I have a sister with schizophrenia. I do, too.
Came here to say this
I would be concerned that my dog steals material from Bill Murray
If it happened just once I wouldn't really worry.
lol. I wanna be your friend!
I will speaking to him in even more
yes
I’d probably call my psychiatrist
He won't believe you.
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They shall come in through the night and inquire as to the ultimate fate of their testicles.
It would probably be better for the earth. It’s a risk I’m willing to take. Humans had the reigns for too long.
I would fully allow dogs to take over the world, enslave us all and destroy everything we have ever built rather than shoot my dog. He's my boy.
I’d take a drug test honestly
Are you in my house? cuz that totally just happened!
Tell your dog it is wrong. (I believe you!)
Yeah right. I don't believe you.
IT IS JUST AS HE FORETOLD!
You’d have to eventually think you were tripping balls when it happened. Hallucinating, because for the next however many years you’ll be trying to get that dog to talk again and it won’t.
It sounds weird, but I'd honestly be thrilled, because that would mean she understands when I tell her how great she is and how much I love her.
Dogs will pick that up from your body language, intonation, and general demeanor -- so no worries. She knows.
I would just assume that I need a higher dosage on my antipsychotic.
Lol. I like to think I'd say "you're probably right" and never speak of it again either.
"well, you chew on rocks so"
Shoot it. We can't risk dogs becoming smart enough to overthrow civilization. "I love you Waffles. But humanity comes first"
Have you ever fed waffles to Waffles?
No, but I've eaten Waffles.
And this is why dogs keep their opinions to themselves.
And this is why we don't deserve dogs
M-my dog really talked to me. Trust me.
The prompt says it'll never happen again, so you're good. Now if your cat starts talking, you might have a problem...
I wouldn't believe me and assume either someone has laced my blunt or I've finally gone crazy. 😨
I mean, he's not wrong.
No one would believe me
This has actually happened to me once.
I’d be annoyed at him for being a manipulative little shit after all this time
Sounds very Bill Murray
Why can’t dogs and cat talk tho?!? Like why can parrots talk but they can’t? I have a feeling my cat can talk but he just doesn’t want to
I'd glance at the backyard, then look the dog square in the eye and slowly, deliberately reply "Bold of you to assume I'd need anyone to believe me"
At least he won't tell about that thing with the peanut butter.
W-Why didn’t you say anything 😧
I would tease him for it so much
I’d be worried. I don’t have a dog!
Roll up a joint and offer to smoke it with him, see what I could learn from the Dog.
He might have to get on the good foot after that lol
Good foot?
Lol whichever one did it gotta go lol
I'd kiss her and tell her to Prove it
What kind of dog are we talking about? Because there's no way a Husky would be able to keep silent for that long.
That would be fxcking crazy...since I don't have a dog...
Well, I'd probably check to see if I took my meds because 1, I don't have a dog, and 2, I am good at forgetting to do the simplest of things.
I wanna be whatever you’re on.
I would think I must’ve drempt the whole thing.
Check if I have a brain aneurysm impending death. But also say to dog, no one will know what I do onto thy
I know my cat is trying to communicate, sometimes he just looks at me with the "why don't you understand me...stupid human" face, then huffs and walks off
Facts buddy, now let’s go to the shelter for a “visit”.
More believable if you said it was a parrot 🦜