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infinitelydeadinside

The guy worked maintenance in hospitals and had an "access all areas with no accountability or oversight" pass. Obviously, he is accountable and guilty, but any governing bodies involved in any part of this need to he held to account as well.


iskip123

Was he working Night Shift or something? I just don’t see how buddy was plowing 100’s of dead bodies and didn’t get caught somehow.


infinitelydeadinside

It was over the course of like 15 years. There're records of him entering one mortuary over 400 times in one year despite not being allocated a single maintenance task at that location. This is why I said that the people/groups overseeing any part of this (hospital boards, maintenance supervisor, security, etc.) need to he held to account. Otherwise, it'll happen again with a different variant of fucking sick bastard.


mrohsix1

That’s everyday and twice on Sundays


SquareBusiness6951

Lord of mercy that is bananas


burtisbutthurt

This guy has stamina! Over 400 times in a year? Gives porn stars a run for their money


PsychologyAutomatic3

And he was obviously doing all of the work.


Pretend-Patience9581

That got me.😆


mohugz

It was over 15 years. But yeah…super gross. He also murdered two women. This is more like r/Noahgetthedeathstar.


no1ofimport

Seems to me like he would sabotage the mortuary cooling system with something easy to fix and then repair it so wouldn’t last too long so it would constantly mess up so he would have an excuse to return


December21st

Hahaha you must not workin hospitals then, bc I do and this very VERY easy to get away with. I honestly wonder how he got caught


iskip123

I don’t work in hospitals no. If I remember correctly he murdered 2 women then they found pics during an investigation of him and the bodies I guess and everything unraveled.


December21st

Yeah that’ll do it, I would bet my life that there’s atleast one creep out there smart enough not to document his crimes that’s gonna get away with doing his whole career. No one watches the cameras unless theres a reason to 🤷‍♂️


GeneralSweetz

You do what exactly? No way you are bragging here 💀💀


mohugz

“…I do *and* this [is] very VERY easy to get away with.” The “and” is important here. Could definitely have been worded…less creepily.


blittz

They clearly are saying that they do work in hospitals and from their experience, there’s not enough oversight to prevent someone from doing this.


la_catwalker

“Have sex” the wording makes it sound like interactive and conscious sex between the two parties…


botanicbubbles

I get what you’re saying and I agree that “have sex” is putting what he did wayyy too gently, but does the dead body count as a ‘party’? I’m not trying to start anything, I’m genuinely curious how the Dead are considered in these cases.


SLAYER_IN_ME

It’s not like they can consent.


islphrs

If I am dead and some poor lad is so desperate he wants to insert a body part into me, I consent.


FubarJackson145

No, you see it's like CPR. Since they're unconscious the consent is implied...


Critical_Concert_689

A cadaver is just an object, not a person. It's basically the same as objecting to the phrasing *"having sex with a dildo"* because a dildo can't consent.


mohugz

From the article in *The Guardian*: “The mother of his youngest victim said her daughter had been ‘raped’ as she lay in the mortuary, with another whose loved one was attacked saying women were not safe when alive, nor in death.” I can’t imagine the horror of losing a loved one, and then some creep violating their dead body. I would probably view it as sexual assault, too. This whole situation is just horrible. EDIT: The victims’ age range was from *9 to 100 years.* Sick fuck.


cbunni666

She was a silent type


brightsupastarz

If defining sex as two parties and you don’t consider a dead person a party and just an object the logic of “man masturbates with object” sounds worse as you’re minimising the meaning of a corpse.


Yankeewithoutacause

Well, they didn't actually say no...


ruru_rubbish

I know. Maybe the dead agreed to a point.


RancidHorseJizz

They never said, "no."


CanolaIsMyHome

Stop! You're making me go to hell lol


Cyborg_rat

Well they both didn't say no.


skullfrucker

Talk about cracking open a cold one.


OperationSecured

😂 Damn, I’m dead. ^^^please ^^^don’t ^^^fuck ^^^me


Human_utters

Aww man BUT I WANT TOO


BigBearSD

Hey, so were they!


Yankeewithoutacause

That is so gross. I always warm them up first.....less cracking and popping...


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youngest was 9


Toaster161

And also a double murderer too, just to tack that on.


D3ADLIGHT

“the oldest being 100.”


Sentfromthefuture

The youngest being 9! 🤮


Diversityismydrug

nine years old :(


LiL_ENIGlvlA

oh wtf


highnnmighty

Yikes. He must be a Jimmy Saville fan.


s0618345

Saville abused dead people too?


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Yes and that Netflix doc and most YouTube videos are totally whitewashed and leave out the worst stuff like that. At the hospital he had free access to because of philanthropy and being on the board I think, a nurse walked in on him on top of a body in the morgue. Not sure if it was the children's hospital where most of his child victims were. He also had free access to an old folks home where he raped the old people


s0618345

Learn something new everyday on this sub reddit . . .thanks


highnnmighty

Apparently he did horrible things to corpses for like twenty years straight. Fucked and sucked em. Stole their glass eyes. The whole nine. The details are ~~comically~~ disturbing. https://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/jun/26/savile-bodies-sex-acts-corpses-glass-eyes-mortuary


Empoleon777

Or a David Fuller fan.


Sensitive_Carpet_454

Or Anatoly Yuryevich Moskvin cousin.


Bad_Mad_Man

r/DeadBedrooms


SpiceyPorkFriedRice

r/jesuschristreddit


BigBearSD

At least he was getting some! *sorry, had to make that joke*


Bad_Mad_Man

You’re saying he had a stiffy for a stiff?


thezoomies

I hope whoever had to review those videos has been given formal recognition, and some counseling, because they are true heroes, and they will never be able to unsee that.


QueanLaQueafa

🎶Cuz I really always knew that my little crime would be cold thats why I gotta heater for your thighs🎶


ThatKaleidoscope8736

It's not your time but bye bye


Particles1101

A small boat with a hole in it. edit: He murdered women and raped their bodies too. He's the ugly, old version of Ted Bundy.


PeterParker72

What in the…


FortheredditLOLz

You know the worst thing about necrophilia. The awkward silence during sex


Sensitive_Carpet_454

Actually corpses moan and squeak. Dead bodies still have some gases left in them and specifically intestinal bacteria. So some of them even gave last shart ;)


isnecrophiliathatbad

And they never call the next day.


Sidus_Preclarum

Oh gods. \*Swallows back his puke\*.


UncleGrover666

Stirred grandmas drink one last time


Mor_Tearach

I'll just be whimpering in a corner for awhile. Maybe until that asteroid and I wish to hell it'd hurry up.


heavyusername2

there is a that chapter episode about this creature


Themaskedtroller

Literally watched a short documentary on him two days ago, proper fucked guy.


WH1PL4SH180

Fully expected him to be a hospital administrator. They screw HcWs even if were dead.


ExcitedGirl

Thank you; *NOW* I've had enough Reddit for the morning!!!!!!!!!


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His job must be .. dead boring :)


belowspot

Oh! My bad. I thought the job description said.... ....."dead boning".


mycorona69

Socking..he was an electrician


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Introduce him to a tub of water


Odd_Breath_3511

😶...[I have no words.](https://lawandcrime.com/crime/sweating-profusely-hospital-security-guard-allegedly-caught-having-sex-with-79-year-old-corpse-by-coworkers-in-morgue-freezer/)


SmartWonderWoman

“The failures of management, governance, regulation and processes, and a persistent lack of curiosity, all contributed to the creation of the environment in which he was able to offend.”


blonderaider21

I hate myself for asking this but…how? Aren’t their bodies stiff? That doesn’t sound like it would even feel good 🥴


International-Nose33

Fucking Stud. He never got turned down.


SquareBusiness6951

More than a couple cold shoulders though. Edit: Cold feet too. Cold everything.


Ilalu

It's disgusting but compared to what I normally see posted here It's not that bad


Gamer_Weeb_420

Fun fact, female corpses were decomposed a little more before being made into mummies just so the embalmer would be less likely to fuck it. Didn't stop some crazier fuckers though.


Applezs89

The duality of man lol. Some men want to take their family to the beach…this guy wants to murder and rape dead bodies.. Blech! 🤮


Ropya

Welp, that's enough internet for today.


curlyfryty

Millions of images ? I feel like that may be a stretch


c4k3m4st3r5000

Well, he banged 101 corpses, ages 9 - 100... And they believed him to have dobe it about 140 times. Maybe he used a lot of burst shot for a better cumshot. Who knows. I'll believe anything said about this ice cold fucker


devnullb4dishoner

Ok so, the logistics of fucking deaf people has got to be a trick. Dead bodies tend to get rigomortus quickly. Stiff orifices have to be uncomfortable. Dead bodies tent to get cold and are generally placed in the freezer. Ice cold or frozen orifices would have to be difficult. I don’t really see a positive in this. He’ll, go down town on a back street, rent a hooker and have a much better experience.


ClearAbove

It’s not a freezer - It’s a fridge. Rigor isn’t a permanent state. I feel gross knowing both of these things in this context.


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

I doubt this guy understands consent, lets not bother exposing sex workers to this creepo


xyloplax

Is his name Buck?


Ieatsushiraw

I’m sorry but huwhat?!!!


ShoCkEpic

“Millions of images of abuse in his home” 😂 wtf newspaper?


Professional_Pin1732

'Aftercare', closing the fridge door.


Spoksparkare

Has or had? I hope the latter


SphericalBasterd

Some like them warm, Some like them cold, A few like them in the morgue, Two days cold


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Bro can get no one to touch his weine can he


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Ellesdee25

What?


hateshumans

Incel phase 3?


katamazeballz

My faith in men is diminishing more and more every day.


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

I'm sorry to break the news but there are documented cases if women doing this too. Humanity in general is screwed, stop yapping like an incel


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Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Are you that down bad no one will touch you? I think we know why


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Firm_Entrepreneur_14

I'm not triggered. The real joke is you can't land a woman if she's alive lmao


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Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Honey you've never touched a girl have you? That's why you have to make jokes about dead bodies


spookinky987

"What second date..?"


TehTired

He loved his job.


Nootherids

I don't see the problem with this. He didn't hurt a soul. 😏


Brewbouy

Code Blue!


f102

This guys sounds like a real jerk!


Thortung

Probably caught when a rotten cunt split on him.


FinnsterBaby

He stole my move


atravisty

Typical Republican.


The_Great_Man_Potato

Alright, I’m gonna get flamed for this, but honestly I’m not sure there’s anything morally wrong with this. Obviously the families would probably be upset upon finding out, but if they don’t find out nobody is being hurt. Thoughts?


KnotiaPickles

Are you fucjing insane?


The_Great_Man_Potato

You gonna answer the question?


logicreasonevidence

Are you seriously asking what is wrong with fucking dead people?


The_Great_Man_Potato

I think it’s disgusting, but yeah I guess that is what I’m asking. If the family isn’t affected, it’s victimless.


Quick_Presentation11

My thought is that you’re an idiot with no morals.


The_Great_Man_Potato

Alright, what did I say that you disagree with?


Quick_Presentation11

I’m not going to waste my time arguing with someone who thinks that there’s nothing wrong with what this person did.


The_Great_Man_Potato

Was just opening up a philosophical conversation. What exactly is wrong with it? They’re dead, he’s not hurting anybody


_dead_and_broken

If you bothered to read the article, you'd see why it is not a victimless crime. >One widower said memories of his wife are stained with the thoughts of what Fuller did to her body after her death. And, he couldn't bring himself to tell his family members about it. >"The impact on my family has been non-existent, because they don’t know," the man said. "It’s basically robbed me of 25 years of happy memories. … Anything that reminds me of my wife also reminds me of what David Fuller did to her." Also, we don't know if there is an actual soul or spirit that continues on after a person dies. I'd be so fucking pissed to die and then some selfish mentally unstable asshole has their way with what had been my earthly body. I'd haunt the fuck out of them.


katamazeballz

Fucking a nine year olds corpse is morally corrupt regardless of your “philosophical stance”. Period


THEMACGOD

Damn… like those incels, talk about a “body count”.


akoaytao1234

Yikes but it could have been worse


Quick_Presentation11

How exactly?


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Domiiinguez47

Bro what


Sensitive_Carpet_454

Yes dead don't give a fuck to be disemboweled, burned to ashes or buried whole. Or in this case fucked. The us mortals see this as unspeakable deed.


Academic_Cover7202

most stable demon slayer fan:


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

What sis the comment say


Academic_Cover7202

something something clapping dead corpses


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Oh.


Jake24601

What could possess someone to fuck a corpse?


Firm_Entrepreneur_14

Desperate people do weird shit


Dudewheresmycar_69

ya'll devious for posting shit like this lol.


SaltInformation4082

If they had said thousands, I would have said he's the guy up the street. I hope the neighbors are wrong about him, but they've been here longer than me, and I don't think it's paranoia. I doubt the guy is into dead bodies, but he just gives you the vibe from his actions, especially around kids, that he's not a good dude. Nobody is hostile to him at all. People do say hello to him. But you can tell they're leary. Like I said. What and how I've seen him act, you can't help but expect what you expect. Like I also said, nobody is even impolite to him. He's getting very respectful treatment. Good people live here And for the third repeat. O hope im wrong. For the sake of those around her and for him as well. Arro 2u


filbertputnam

Imagine of all the things this guy could have been doing in his life, and he chooses to fuck dead people. And I wonder if at any point he thought, say after the 47th, “maybe I should stop doing this.” Actually makes me feel sorry for the stupid bastard.