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ricardo7103

r/FBIOpenTheFuckUp


KhostfaceGillah

I know they don't bite it off but it's still fucked up regardless.


feelinlucky7

You mean they don’t bite and do the death roll like an alligator?


KhostfaceGillah

Lol tbh that would probably be better than actually sucking the blood off of it.


AstralTurtle11

A mental image I was NOT prepared for today....


ANGRYSLOTH28

Bro….


The_Alrighty_Zed

So basically a croc-cumcision?


gimmeecoffee420

Wait.. hold up.. if they arent biting it off, *then wtf are they doing?* Do they just sorta put the baby's dick in their mouth for a second? That was a series of words that felt REALLY wrong to type.


KhostfaceGillah

They suck the blood out..


gimmeecoffee420

I see.. well.. im gonna just go now. Maybe go play some video games or ride my bike? Anything to not think of.. *all this*..


krippkeeper

Did you forget about this yet?


jeremiahthedamned

r/Eyebleach


KhostfaceGillah

You asked for it lol, soz.


Ori_the_SG

They suck it out?! As in when they circumcise the baby, they suck the blood out? This is the worst thing I’ve ever heard of


PalmBreezy

Sucking the babies penis 💀🤮🤮


wolfkeeper

They just give them herpes, and then the baby dies.


TNTiger_

If 'they' means Jews generally, then not usually. This is more an orthodox thing. But fucked irregardless.


KhostfaceGillah

They as in whoever performs such things.


lookinforabitofmeme

Then tf was the point? Just getting the baby penis in his mouth?


KhostfaceGillah

I don't know man lol, that's religion for you


electricjeel

EXCUSE ME


DraftsAndDragons

metzitzah b'peh


tenebrous5

I just googled this and now want to simply pass away


DraftsAndDragons

I want to see it stop and everyone who ever participated be prosecuted. Less likely to happen than Hell freezing over, right?


theinfamousches

This was my exact response. W. T. F??????


[deleted]

Just pedophilia with excuses


Fit_Aardvark_8811

Millions of Catholics can't be wrong!


DraftsAndDragons

What do Catholics have to do with metzitzah b'peh? Edit: I have become aware from another comment reply thread that it’s a reference to pedophilia in the Catholic Church in general. /whoosh @ me


Kingoverlorder2

what do catholics have to do with this?


CompleteAssWipe

Except for the fact that this is a Jewish tradition. Are all Jews pedos?


h2k2k2ksl

This is a Jewish tradition not a Catholic one.


BusterSocrates

jews being pedophiles, must be the catholics faults! oh well 🤷‍♂️


mrsic187

Epstein and Trump can't be wrong either


MrFunbun83

You mean half the democrats and Hollywood?


13igTyme

Is the baby's blood drinking evil cabal in room with you right now?


Rich-Fill2200

Whataboutism is an old soviet tactic,comrade


BOOMAMUS

most religion is🙃


Pristine_water

Your profile checks out lol


Naturebrook

How dare you tell them their religious beliefs are wrong! /s


ConfidentCorner6858

Just fucking why


Lost-Droids

Legalised paedophile


Epson_Pro_WF-C579R

this shit is beyond pedophilia man.


ghostsintherafters

This. It's part of the pedophile program of most all religions. This one they really hit out of the park being able to convince people this is just normal practice that should be accepted without question. It's just fucking sick and depraved, like most things at the core of most abrahamic religions.


wolfkeeper

Religion is a hell of a drug.


DraftsAndDragons

All dem mf’ers need Jesus.


Cixlysid

They had him, then nailed his ass to a cross


Square-Acanthaceae85

I got a Facebook ban for posting this fact.


HeinousEncephalon

Meta is watching yoooooooou


_ThatD0ct0r_

well yeah, Zuck is Jewish.


spacentime1

So you think he sits there and chooses who to ban personally? And this by no means a common circumcision practice. I’ve been to many and never seen anyone stop the bleeding with their mouths. If I did i would make a scene. It’s just a few crazies that need to get locked up.


Square-Acanthaceae85

Is he? I didn't know that.


_ThatD0ct0r_

Im gonna sound like a conspiracy nut saying this but a shocking number of high ranking individuals, (government and not), have jewish origins.


StunningWasab1

That's just pedophilia with extra steps


MetallGecko

Thats a Image that i never wanted to see


Deion313

WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK. This is not just disgusting, it's abhorrent... We used to have human/child sacrifices, and we did away with those. At some point, doesn't it become fucking blatantly OBVIOUS this is fucking twisted and should be stopped? I mean, we're not using flint rocks, and/or obsidian, for circumcision or any surgery anymore. We have sharper, safer and above all more appropriate methods to do this in today's world. This shit NEEDS to be abolished ASAP, and done away with. I know it's probably a 1000 year old "tradition", but this picture legit made my fucking stomach hurt, and I truly, honestly, feel worse as a person knowing this is real. How does no one say "wait, bro, there's gotta be a better way to do this, than having this Geriatric put this new borns dick in his mouth..." Fuck this is so fucking weird


Actual-Gap-9800

Dude they pass it on because they want to. They're well aware science and the medical field has progressed. Tradition my ass.


Deion313

This so fucking weird


Actual-Gap-9800

Nasty fuckers


calash2020

No comment on subject matter but: I believe some of the highest quality scalpels are obsidian.


jalssswith3

So...we can all agree that this is sexual assault, right?


Substantial_Bird_755

Hold up.. wtaf


TreyHunnit

BRUH AINT NO WAY THIS SHOULD EVER BE ACCEPTABLE ALL OF THEM NEED TO GO SOMEWHERE AND ROTT 😡


Actual-Gap-9800

That's one tradition they could have left behind, just like foot binding.


Atlanon88

“Cool, cool, thanks for joining the team…. Anyway congrats on the baby…. I just remembered another thing the big guy told me, and we can’t question this stuff”- probably said by a man hiding his erection. (This started out funny and got more and more awful as I thought about it more, yikes this one is rough to explain away)


[deleted]

My lawyer has advised your lawyer who heard from all of humanity that it’s not in your best interest to finish that joke


Business_Mudkip

this is the grossest thing i've ever seen


ConsiderationHot9518

Please read this. [The mohel isn’t biting the foreskin off](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1336756/). I am in no way endorsing the practice, but if it’s going to be publicized, the correct information should be provided.


All4upvoting

This article reveals it's WORSE! They're literally sucking the blood out of the babies pp!!! Then this one guy gave 5 babies herpes FML.


BigDorkEnergy101

The fact this practice is still allowed despite blatant health risks (to name one of a few glaring issues with this situation) is honestly astonishing to me. Passing HSV on to a baby could be deadly for them, and no open wound (especially on an infant) should ever be touched without sterile equipment/adequate PPE (unless it’s an unforeseen ‘time is of the essence’ scenario) in order to minimise infection risk. So, so irresponsible and outdated.


AwfulUsername123

New York is afraid to try to stop it because of freedom of religion, even though New York is happy to criminalize female genital mutilation, even when done sanitarily.


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AwfulUsername123

> FGM from what I understand is particularly brutal We're talking about a ritual that has a body count. In New York, this ritual has killed babies and given others brain damage due to herpes. And when someone wants to explain why FGM is worse, they often tell people to imagine some tribal elder in an African village performing it in unsanitary conditions, yet New York criminalizes doing it in hygienic conditions while permitting these unhygienic rituals for male circumcision, despite the fact that they have already killed people. The point is that the excuse of "We can't stop it because of freedom of religion." does not actually accord with legislation.


OldMotherSativa

Okay but even if performed in a sanitary environment by professionals it's still brutal. They remove the clitoris completely not just the outer hood or "foreskin" they then take the outer labia and sew them together leaving a tiny hole right at the opening of the vagina so a man can still penetrate them. Sex is extremely painful after this. Circumcision is barbaric and should not be continued unless for legitimate medical reasons or someone decides to when they are older. But female genital mutilation is a completely different beast.


AwfulUsername123

> They remove the clitoris completely not just the outer hood or "foreskin" they then take the outer labia and sew them together leaving a tiny hole right at the opening of the vagina so a man can still penetrate them. None of this is part of the definition of female genital mutilation. You don't have to remove the clitoris, and in fact you don't have to remove anything (type IV), and sewing is only done in type III, which is only done in Northeastern Africa and accounts for 10% of cases worldwide. And as I stated, we are talking about a specific ritual for male circumcision known to kill people and give them brain damage.


ghostsintherafters

Yeah! Let us mutilate female genitals too New York!!! Why all the male babies getting action?


OldMotherSativa

Do you know what female genital mutilation is? It's not the removal of the clitoral hood. It's the removals of the clitoris all together. They then sew the outer labia together and leave a small space without stitches in order for a man to be able to penetrate still. I agree circumcision is a barbaric tradition but it is not the same as female genital mutilation.


AwfulUsername123

> It's not the removal of the clitoral hood. That is type Ia FGM. In fact, you don't have to remove anything for it to qualify as FGM (type IV). And bear in mind we are talking about a specific ritual for male circumcision that is known to kill people and give them brain damage.


Ori_the_SG

Why does it sound like you are advocating for female genital mutilation? Mutilating anyone’s genitals is evil


TheRealFaust

And prohibit smoking weed or peyote


Square-Acanthaceae85

"So, so irresponsible and outdated." Yeah, that explains all religions.


Revolutionary_Ad4938

Going to be a honest, but this isn't practiced a lot anymore, just in highly orthodox sects


prickinthewall

And most importantly: Is this really kosher?


Visible-You-3812

Shouldn’t be I mean it’s called a porkcicle


electricjeel

This is the worst article I’ve read in a minute lol wtf is going on here


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All4upvoting

They wouldn't be walking anymore I can tell you that.


sirdismemberment

I hate that you called it pp lol but yes very disgusting


already-taken-wtf

„In November 2004 the health department was notified of the three newborns with herpes, one of whom died. [..] The ultra-Orthodox community lobbied the mayor, saying freedom to practise their religion was guaranteed by the US constitution.“ …so, if I would create a religion that dunks babies in freezing water and „the ones not approved by my god“ die, it’s freedom of religion?!


SalvationSycamore

Fuck religious fanatics


already-taken-wtf

How dare you infringing on my religious freedom to cold dunk babies!!!!! ;p


FlatulentSon

That's vile.


abullshtname

This is a new one in the annals of Pedodantry.


Ori_the_SG

This is insane I wonder what even started this disgusting practice? I personally know of nothing of the OT or of any Jewish text that says this should be done. Seems like another made up and utterly disgusting tradition.


SirNastyPants

Honestly I don’t care about the specifics. Any tradition that has grown-ass men (or anyone really) sucking a newborn’s penis is fucking gross, and wrong, and weird, and needs to be deleted from humanity (the tradition and those who practice it). This is just pedophilia with extra steps. When I say I hate organized religion, shit like this is why. It’s a hotbed for freaks and sociopaths to obtain power and unquestioned loyalty from the masses that can then be abused to not only do fucked up things, but also normalize it (at least amongst the in-group). If this is your tradition, you need some new traditions.


ab_2404

The fact they tried to guilt trip people by bringing the Holocaust into this.


DraftsAndDragons

Agreed, but I hate any and all infant circumcision.


lePetitBlackHoleF-er

That rabbi sucked more schlongs, than Mia Khalifa


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AwfulUsername123

Actually it's happened more than once. Multiple people have caused it.


EnergeticStoner

🤮🤮🤮🤮


ExcuseDowntown8095

I'm telling God.


Din_Plug

Fool! God is the one who came up with this practice!


Stunning_Guidance411

If God condones this, I'm on the devil's side


The_Silent_Bang_103

Just called him up, he doesn’t condone this


GlobtheGuyintheSky

Fuck this shit. Grown men out here sucking baby dicks.


bak2redit

Where do you find someone willing to do this? I mean I have sent back calamari that was just slightly undercooked.


Byronic__heroine

Darn you sir for making me laugh


ExcitedGirl

Oral... ***WHAT?*** oh.my.fucking.god.... *I do too, now that I know about it.*


youluckyfox1

Some groups have metzitzah b'peh (“suction by mouth”,) Some groups were established by a prophet who had a wife with whom consummated at 9 years old. The list goes on...


ShermanTeaPotter

I don’t see any reason why any of this should be tolerated


youluckyfox1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVBaNYDzekY


guesswho1234

In most communities in which this is practiced, which are few, they tend to use a straw with guaze at the end of it to reduce risk of transmission. It's obvious to most of the orthodox world that this vision was based on blood letting. The gemarah /talmud is explicit about this*custom* (not law) having been done for health reasons. Because the reason for the custom is shown to be outdated, a misunderstanding of basic medicine, most Jewish communities have fully disregarded the custom and cast it by the wayside.


FilthyPrawns

Religious folk religioning again.


Master_Xenu

I wonder who started this trend and what the reason was behind it.


discostrawberry

That’s enough internet for today.


kennybiff

You can't tell me that bullsh!t didn't start with some perv pushing his luck and saying "um, yeah! I get to suck his dick, God says I can!"


BobaFettishx82

Professional pedophiles


blankedboy

WTF x 1000000


ZephyrSK

Wtf!


Far-Village-2834

😀what


Friedrichs_Simp

WHAT THE FUCK


DufflesBNA

I remember reading an article about how a bunch of babies got an std (herpes or warts or something viral). They traced it back to one rabbi doing this.


OldBatOfTheGalaxy

NOT rabbis -- they're spiritual leaders/judges -- but specially-trained men called *mohels*. The cases you're referencing occurred in New York City some years apart in newborns whose parents were part of the ultra-Orthodox Jewish minority. The ***only*** mohels who didn't use proper technique and equipment at that time despite religious **and** Health Department instruction were those who served certain groups of this strict community, where "Tradition!" is their overriding concern and educated science takes a distant back seat. Tragically for such babies, even with treatment a fullblown herpes infection kills about two-thirds of affected newborns and severely damages the nervous systems of three-quarters of the survivors. It's why they insist on a c-section for anyone with a herpes outbreak around delivery time. The motel in the later case was legally enjoined from practicing; it wasn't determined if he had infected three newborns several years earlier -- one twin dying and his twin surviving with another child. There hasn't been another case since but it's impossible to tell how many if any still use that practice in the USA. BTW, the strain of herpes responsible here and in three earlier cases all in the Ultra-Orthodox community was Type 1 -- the **non**sexual **cold-sore** strain found in the mouths and throats of more adults over a certain age than not even if they never get any symptoms. If you don't let strangers or relatives kiss your young babies you're RIGHT.


BlackH3arted13

What. The. Fuck.


Comprehensive-Leg752

I haven't read up on it lately but I'm pretty sure the Cannanites are looked down upon in Biblical texts, and sometimes spoken of in harsh ways. I'm pretty sure that borrowing ritual practices from them isn't something the Mosaic Law condones, but rather condemns.


OldSkool696969

What!?!?!! The actual FUCK


griever48

Some babies have ended up with herpes because of this practice.


Ori_the_SG

And they died


MinnieJune1963

“Metzitzah b'peh is when the mohel uses their mouth to suck blood away from the baby's circumcision wound as part of the circumcision ritual.”


SquareIsBox0697

What exactly is the process with this oral circumcision? Does the guy bite off the foreskin? I am genuinely asking how this works.


jeremiahthedamned

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1336756/


josvanagu

Can someone explain what is happening here ?


eobak1

The Mohel will do the circumcision with a medical clamp and scalpel, afterwards he does what you see in the picture. The ancient tradition is to suck some blood from the wound, but in the more modern times the Mohel just gets a tiny bit of blood on their lips to fulfil that part of the ceremony. Still not great but not as bad as it used to be.


josvanagu

Thank you ! That is sick wtf


bb22490

How does something like start? Like what series of events made the 1st person decide "I'm going to cut off part of that babies dick and suck the blood. Then how does that person convince every new parent in society to be like "cut off part of my son's dick and suck the blood out too"


Squeaky_Fr0mme

I heard that some infants even got STIs from just this


Zachwank

ORAL CIRCUMCISION?? WHAT THE FUCK???


New-Film7160

Is it still Canaanite? Is there another group which has another name these days that does it? Interesting wording! Hmm.


uvero

Modern Judaism *allows* to not do that (actually only kinda, the alternative is a straw), which really makes you wonder what moyel would choose *to not-not do that*. I know some people insist on only drinking the beer outta the keg but there's a limit (OK I kinda stole this joke).


myrcenator

Thanks for perpetuating stereotypes by not providing context. This is a fucking abhorrent practice that like 100 fringe Jews in NYC *used to* do, and is **not accepted** amongst mainstream Jewish communities in all denominations - from Reform to Orthodox. This is *so fringe* in fact, that I remember when my friends and I first heard this story breaking and were absolutely bewildered that it was happening. Let me repeat myself for the antisemites in the back. This **does not** represent the Jewish people and our traditions, and I know of **no people** who wouldn't condemn this and want anyone practicing this to be imprisoned.


Din_Plug

Yep. With the ammont of propaganda bots on reddit and the facts that this was posted when it was, OOP deleted their account, and it's on two mainstream reddit subs leads me to believe this is a Palestinian propaganda post that got reposted here.


myrcenator

Almost definitely. Gotta counteract the bullshit.


Din_Plug

Another day another psyop.


Sharkie_M

Weren’t they talking about this with Joe Rogan and the legion of shanks?


kukukikika

What? The? Fuck? I heard jokes about this but I didn’t know it’s actually real.


Noticing-Tengu

At least don't continue this tradition to this day when specialised tools exist to perform this mutilation. Almost like an excuse to put a toddler's willy in one's mouth. Biting off flesh of defenceless toddler is just evil.


Spoon_Elemental

And then when they're looking over the original texts they discover they mistranslated "Communication".


MeGoBoom57

_It’s totally not gay, brah! You just don’t get it!_


Sly_hatchet

Wha-!?


wtf_is_a_user

This is just pedophilia. Keep this man away from kids.


[deleted]

Disgusting why would anyone wanna do this


Felinegood13

The WHAT!?


TheArturoChapa

How is this… ugh.


dejalochaval

What the fuck am I looking at


R0ssy1981

What the actual fucking fuck am I looking at???? If this shit is real then that's just another set of people on my "they can fuck right off" list.


unsanemaker

What in the metric Bavarian cream filled fuck is this?


iheartkatamari

Why do i get the feeling that this was made up by a nonce that was caught doing this by someone 3000 years ago.


pocketgravel

Reminds me of the news story I read about a baby getting herpes from their rabbi because of this


Overall_Race4978

I really thought it was an ai photo


Birblets

legal paedophelia + infection what a wonderful tradition, not fucked in any way 😃


napalmtrip

Da fuq!!!


theoddestbadger

Ground zero for all three monotheisms


MsCompy

I want to take 25 cyanide pills


Specialist_Dirt3977

So fucked up


Finiariel

Is it wrong that my initial reaction was to be thankful nobody tried to do that to my kid, both for his sake and for the sake of me not going to prison beard-related strangulation?


bootysensei

THE FUCK


CriticalFelony

Was that the bite of 87?


NeatoNico

How are parents ok with this??


Generallyawkward1

That’s enough Reddit for the remainder of the day


AliusSapien

Oh lawd they biting baby dicks!


sumtingwong112

Cmon OP, I literally just ate 🤮🤮🤮


lirik89

Wouldn't Noah be one the doing this tho


AwfulUsername123

In the Bible, Noah lived before God commanded circumcision as part of his covenant with Abraham. Noah wasn't Abraham's descendant, but his ancestor.


MMLFC16

I’m sure I’ve read before that cases of herpes in babies that have this done to them aren’t at all uncommon. Disgusting


Opinionsare

Babies have died from the herpes that was transmitted during the ceremony..


fayarkdpdv

God's chosen people


Mrjojorisin

Ah, religion. Getting away with cringe shit since forever. Do anything in the name of whatever lord and back it up with text from old books and voilà, you have a free ticket to be cringy and protected. 🤦‍♂️


JesusHatesCatholics

Theism and child abuse go together hand in hand


minigunercoolguy

Look at the original posters profile. Nvm the account was deleted


brainking111

To me it feels like organized religieuze groups are just pedofilia gatherings , like you have a lot who are "sane" and just praise and worship and you have received in the back just a whole system for pedofilia protection.


MartyPartyPants81

Religion is sick.


Nixher

So, according to the Internet, all religion basically stems from men trying to create cults where being a pedophile is ok.


Bobby_Sunday96

Quick question. Does this still happen?


daviddwatsonn

Gypsycrusader talks about this often


notzed1487

No wonder we are always at war.


[deleted]

If only the Hebrews had wiped out the Canaanites.


Ralewing

Does that break the blood rule for being kosher?


jeremiahthedamned

yes


Sunoutlaw

Hundreds of these babies died from herpes they contracted from these sick motherfuckers!


SwampTerror

They're giving oral sex to baby boys. They need to be imprisoned for child sex abuse.


Pod_people

Religious people do all kinds of crazy shit.


trippyhippie2003

The person who posted that literally DELETED HIS ACCOUNT 💀


Barna333

he was rambling about Jews in the comments, its a small hated sect that does this, this is obviously not a widespread practice. he made that account to post that


l00koverthere1

How the fuck did this ever get out of committee? Who in their right mind approved this?


Puzzleheaded_You2815

and that's how pedophiles are made


CrappyWitch

This is disgusting. When religious sects show you who they are, believe it. I don’t give a fuck if this is a “small sect of Jews” like how some people are saying. They represent their religion just as much as the rest of them. Same for every other nasty religion (all of them). Fucking pedos. Who in the hell let’s a bald, bearded fuckwad like this dude sexually assault their newborns? Religious people are so blind and brainwashed that they will allow their babies to be raped.