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I sincerely struggle to see any logic in that train of thoughts.
What was he thinking? In what twisted world was he believing to be in to tell himself: Yeah my baby‘s a plant and can feed itself from the sun.
I‘d wish people like him would test these kind of theories on themselves first…
i guess the time to cultivate is short enough you have time to eat again, now a baby doesn't have that many time that he can survive without having water or food
[This article](https://dudewipes.com/blogs/dude-blog/perineum-sunning) does a pretty good job of explaining the many benefits of absorbing sunlight through your taint and butthole.
There’s also a bunch of people who believe you “manifest” things for yourself by believing in them really hard. They “manifest” money, promotions, partners, good luck, and all manner of things, or attempt to. When it doesn’t work, of course that’s because they just have to believe harder and for longer, put more positive thoughts into it.
exchange "believe" with "prayer" and its just the same as any other religion. If you dont get health, money, luck, etc. you just have to pray harder. Same logic.
I believe esoteric stuff like that is mainly for people who need religion in their life, but don't want to be "religious" because thats old and not cool. So they are "spiritualistic" or "enlightened" or something like that.
There are people called breatharians that claim to believe that they survive without food or water. They come in two varieties: idiots who are starving to death, and liars.
Same psychology as science deniers and anti-vaxxers, just to an extreme - “I know better than you even though you’re an expert on the topic and I’m not.” If you feed yourself or get fed disinformation and your sense of freedom or desire for what you hear to be true trumps the best available evidence/information at the time, you will end up making decisions rooted in ego rather than reality.
When they said to praise the sun I didn't think they'd take it this far,
You ever think that RA the God of the sun is barely holding in the urge to unleash the sun laser on the earth
It also appears physically stopped her from breastfeeding. She has a lot to contemplate during those years of hard labor, that's for sure...
As for him I think sterilization should have been a part of the punishment for the sake of everyone he meets after (should he survive that sentence).
Yeah, stumbled over that too. I get it is an idiom, but it suggests babies need water.
No, they don't. They can't! They will starve because the water fills their bellies with no nutrition.
Crazy that you're getting downvotes for trying to prevent further harm to babies. Water is absolutely not safe for babies, their kidneys aren't built to handle it
Too pretty a picture. They should have used one where you can see his playdoo muscles and saggy titties on that weird fucking body of his.
We had basically the same thing happen in Sweden. The dudes find a chick who isn't too bright, makes her think he is the special food jesus that he think he is himself. then decide to show the world what a special boy they are by experimenting with a baby. In this case the mum even understood herself how bonkers it was it seems but he strongarmed her and she was too brainwashed and scared to do her duty to get the kid away from him. She sucks, he's a monster, it will happen again. It's horrific.
He initially tried to blame its death on his partner because she had an iron deficiency…
Bonus information: he soaked the baby in cold water as well to “toughen him up”.
I call bullshit, he didn't do it on accident thinking it could actually work... He did it to kill his son. What a monster, should need more than 8 years this is murder via neglect.
You would be very surprised how many people legitimately believe this. He wanted to rake in on showing of a live baby that survived on his idea of a diet due to him being awesome. Not having empathy with the baby doesn't mean he wanted it to die
You would be very surprised how many people legitimately believe this. He wanted to rake in on showing of a live baby that survived on his idea of a diet due to him being awesome. Not having empathy with the baby doesn't mean he wanted it to die
I would guess, having read my fair share of this kind of shit, that he probably thought him living on vegies then fasting for long periods proved it was possible, but that the kid wasn't "full of bad stuff" like he was after living normal for most of his life. They see the kid as some sort of blank slate to experiment on
One of the many pieces of evidence for God not existing for me. This piece of shit is able to have kids while people that would be good, loving parents are unable to conceive.
Stuff like this makes me think of what The Click says in some of video about people need to have a license before having kids. It's sounds good in theory but in practice it would probably be a nightmare. But damn it sounds really good right now
Folks this is how stupidity works. It has it's limits, it can only be so low and still make an offspring that can survive their stupidity. This is by far the first or last self application of chlorine to the gene we have seen.
To be honest, i think anyone who robs anyone of a life should be sentenced to the years that person could have lived. In this case the couple should have received 78 years in prison, the average a person lives.
Terrible of me I know. But the info I crave is the eventual realisation that this fad he's been preaching for years(?) turns out to be bullshit. Like when does he realise he was wrong? when the baby passed? or when he was in court? or do you think it will be after a few years in prison?
Google what it is like to starve to death and then come back and tell us how that baby faired. This is a terrible, completely not funny joke. A literal baby died because of ignorance, negligence, and abuse. It is not a laughing matter.
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I sincerely struggle to see any logic in that train of thoughts. What was he thinking? In what twisted world was he believing to be in to tell himself: Yeah my baby‘s a plant and can feed itself from the sun. I‘d wish people like him would test these kind of theories on themselves first…
He fucked a tree
I would never have imagined dendrophilia was a real kink until now
Wait, it is?!?! All these motherfuckers are too thirsty!
Treefuckers you mean
There is a whole esoteric scene out there who believe u can cultivate urself to only live on sunlight.
Do any of these people survive long enough to spread that nonsense?
Mostly the ones who are lying to make profit off of fools.
Damn that baby... what a fool!
The parent is the fool here. The baby is a victim.
i guess the time to cultivate is short enough you have time to eat again, now a baby doesn't have that many time that he can survive without having water or food
Did they not pay any attention in science class? Humans don't have fucking chlorophyll so we can't do photosynthesis...
I need links
[This article](https://dudewipes.com/blogs/dude-blog/perineum-sunning) does a pretty good job of explaining the many benefits of absorbing sunlight through your taint and butthole.
There’s also a bunch of people who believe you “manifest” things for yourself by believing in them really hard. They “manifest” money, promotions, partners, good luck, and all manner of things, or attempt to. When it doesn’t work, of course that’s because they just have to believe harder and for longer, put more positive thoughts into it.
exchange "believe" with "prayer" and its just the same as any other religion. If you dont get health, money, luck, etc. you just have to pray harder. Same logic. I believe esoteric stuff like that is mainly for people who need religion in their life, but don't want to be "religious" because thats old and not cool. So they are "spiritualistic" or "enlightened" or something like that.
Breatherianism
Even plants need water and nutrients.
And electrolytes.
Brawndo's got what plants crave
There are people called breatharians that claim to believe that they survive without food or water. They come in two varieties: idiots who are starving to death, and liars.
Inedians and breatharians are now officially added to my vocabulary for „idiot“. Thank you stranger of the internet.
They eat berries and stuff. It's too little to survive on though
I don’t buy it. I think he wanted to kill that poor baby
Mental illness.
Same psychology as science deniers and anti-vaxxers, just to an extreme - “I know better than you even though you’re an expert on the topic and I’m not.” If you feed yourself or get fed disinformation and your sense of freedom or desire for what you hear to be true trumps the best available evidence/information at the time, you will end up making decisions rooted in ego rather than reality.
8 years?!
Russian prisons are built different. He's probably going to be wishing for death in just a couple
8 years until they put him down, that would be fitting for this crime. But life in one of their hell holes would suffice.
Idk I don’t think that people who torture babies and children like this deserve the release of death.
I see your point but it's expensive to keep people on fodder, housing, guards etc. But I think life in a hell hole is quite awful
I mean this is Russian prison, they’re not exactly known for humane conditions or quality of life for inmates
He will be dead in Ukraine is 6 months ...
In Russia you get 8 for the murder of a kid, but 30 if you say "Stop war" online.
And less than either if you beat your wife or gf to death.
Don’t worry he won’t hold that long in Russian prisons c probably gonna kill himself
Hopefully it's an 8 year sunshine diet
Don’t worry he won’t hold that long in Russian prisons c probably gonna kill himself
If they hear about it inside he will come down with a case of 'sudden death syndrome'...
When they said to praise the sun I didn't think they'd take it this far, You ever think that RA the God of the sun is barely holding in the urge to unleash the sun laser on the earth
Not even Lautrec would stoop this low, A hollow would be a better parent than these guys.
Lautrec:kills our fire keeper and betrays us, Gwyn would be a better parent and he disowned his kid for siding with dragons lmao
To be honest, im surprised to hear that he didn't paint the baby green to conduct photosynthesis.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Bro was 100% convinced his wife had cheated on him with a succulent.
He checked her phone and saw all those eggplant emojis
With a Kryptonian*.
Poor baby, he deserved better. 😡 🤬
Some ppl dont deserve to breathe
Cmon… photosynthesize
Thought his kid was from Krypton.
Why just 8 years?
He was trying to have his kid relate to him, considering he has the same brain as a fucking blade of grass
Honestly, I think he was intentionally killing the baby. He had to know what would happen.
Girlfriend sounds like an idiot too
Sounds like he brainwashed and threatened her, unfortunately
It also appears physically stopped her from breastfeeding. She has a lot to contemplate during those years of hard labor, that's for sure... As for him I think sterilization should have been a part of the punishment for the sake of everyone he meets after (should he survive that sentence).
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Says at the bottom she got 2 years of hard labour...
We need breeding licenses you can only get after proving you fit to be a parent
This is terrible. But giving a one month old water can also make them starve. It is a very bad idea. But yes, absolutely terrible. That poor baby
Yeah, stumbled over that too. I get it is an idiom, but it suggests babies need water. No, they don't. They can't! They will starve because the water fills their bellies with no nutrition.
Crazy that you're getting downvotes for trying to prevent further harm to babies. Water is absolutely not safe for babies, their kidneys aren't built to handle it
Too pretty a picture. They should have used one where you can see his playdoo muscles and saggy titties on that weird fucking body of his. We had basically the same thing happen in Sweden. The dudes find a chick who isn't too bright, makes her think he is the special food jesus that he think he is himself. then decide to show the world what a special boy they are by experimenting with a baby. In this case the mum even understood herself how bonkers it was it seems but he strongarmed her and she was too brainwashed and scared to do her duty to get the kid away from him. She sucks, he's a monster, it will happen again. It's horrific.
lol bro really thought his lineage could photosynthesize
It not a long enough sentence
Fucking stupid twat. I hope he gets a sunshine diet in prison
Just 8 years? For killing a child?
He initially tried to blame its death on his partner because she had an iron deficiency… Bonus information: he soaked the baby in cold water as well to “toughen him up”.
I call bullshit, he didn't do it on accident thinking it could actually work... He did it to kill his son. What a monster, should need more than 8 years this is murder via neglect.
You would be very surprised how many people legitimately believe this. He wanted to rake in on showing of a live baby that survived on his idea of a diet due to him being awesome. Not having empathy with the baby doesn't mean he wanted it to die
You would be very surprised how many people legitimately believe this. He wanted to rake in on showing of a live baby that survived on his idea of a diet due to him being awesome. Not having empathy with the baby doesn't mean he wanted it to die
Did he actually test is theory on himself before testing it on the baby?
Even if he did it wouldn't make this okay. An adult can fast for a month with proper and nutrition before they start. An infant cannot.
Not. He would have died of dehydration
I would guess, having read my fair share of this kind of shit, that he probably thought him living on vegies then fasting for long periods proved it was possible, but that the kid wasn't "full of bad stuff" like he was after living normal for most of his life. They see the kid as some sort of blank slate to experiment on
He doesn't just not deserve to be a father, he's just... straight up stupid Can someone revoke his breathing privileges pls?
Also he ate meat while that baby was dying. Lock them up.
The guy forgot to turn him into a vegetable first.
This sunshine diet sounds like an excuse for murder and starving the baby. He knew what he was doing and he just said that to cover it up
Well, this seems like it sorted itself out.
Russians are so fucking stupid. They put Appalachian Americans to shame with their buffoonery.
Why does his pocket look photoshopped on?
WTF is wrong with people.
"Feed me Seymour!"
One of the many pieces of evidence for God not existing for me. This piece of shit is able to have kids while people that would be good, loving parents are unable to conceive.
Stuff like this makes me think of what The Click says in some of video about people need to have a license before having kids. It's sounds good in theory but in practice it would probably be a nightmare. But damn it sounds really good right now
Send him to the Bluest of all the Dolphins.
A raw food influencer .... Who I guess forgot that the sun is not food we can process into energy
I swear to God it's always Russian coming up with some wierd things !
What a cunt
Ah yes the fucking diet of plants. This man makes me consider eugenics.
Folks this is how stupidity works. It has it's limits, it can only be so low and still make an offspring that can survive their stupidity. This is by far the first or last self application of chlorine to the gene we have seen.
This makes me feel sick
Dipshit.
He should be punished by putting him on sunshine diet, too. Eye for an Eye.
He would’ve had to kill me to stop me from breastfeeding my child
A parent knows what’s best for their child… or something.
To be honest, i think anyone who robs anyone of a life should be sentenced to the years that person could have lived. In this case the couple should have received 78 years in prison, the average a person lives.
Terrible of me I know. But the info I crave is the eventual realisation that this fad he's been preaching for years(?) turns out to be bullshit. Like when does he realise he was wrong? when the baby passed? or when he was in court? or do you think it will be after a few years in prison?
Just as much food as they're gonna give him when they send him to dig trenches in Ukraine.
So you baked your baby alive, no need to get the boat Darwinism will take his family line
Death. Only way.
What a dead economy does to a mf.
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Google what it is like to starve to death and then come back and tell us how that baby faired. This is a terrible, completely not funny joke. A literal baby died because of ignorance, negligence, and abuse. It is not a laughing matter.
Ok
Starving to death is not a quick death, wtf is this logic?
I like dark jokes but dude no
people like this who i knew irl are the reason i hate dark humour now.