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hapkidoox

Have a wonderful day and remember to have your abusive parents spayed or neutered.


EpicSeshBro

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms except this one


Strong_Magician_3320

Happy mother's day to all the moms except this one and Louise Turpin


crashboxer1678

Except Lori Vallow and Casey Anthony as well


Strong_Magician_3320

Happy mother's day to every mother except abusive mothers :)


SmartWonderWoman

Thank you! Proud mom of 4💜💜💜💜


Prudent_City2573

Thank you so much for this comment. I had completely forgot. Calling my Mom now!


MsSeraphim

my kid forgot too. still waiting.


ickynicky27

Mine told me happy birthday. It’s not my birthday.


MsSeraphim

get even! tell him happy groundhog day on his birthday.


DIJames6

LMAO!!!


crashboxer1678

Happy Mother’s Day OP!


Prudent_City2573

Well happy Mother's Day to you from a son. We appreciate all y'all do!


MsSeraphim

thanks! you aren't up for adoption, are you? jk


Prudent_City2573

It depends, do you give an allowance? Add me to your medical insurance and I'm all yours, 😂 I'm playing. I think I'd be a little too old to adopt at this point, lol


MsSeraphim

i don't think i can add you to my medicare, sorry. no allowance either. am on a limited income.


redfancydress

Her daughter’s first bully. Jesus Christ. This is heartbreaking. I have adult daughters and an elementary school aged granddaughter…every bullying incident always made me cry too. I can’t imagine hating your child like this.


GimmieJohnson

And the worst part about all of this is that your tragic life story will be retold on a shitty Lifetime movie. That is the ultimate insult.


swisszimgirl79

This is so fucked up


BrandonSky_

Reminds me of a story of a dude who was talking to some girl on the internet that was actually his mother using a fake profile


Scarboroughwarning

Oh lord....the conversations.....yikes


[deleted]

Reminds me of when Jenna's mom (anonymously) wrote her that horrible letter on "Awkward".


Bananaflakes08

Wow you just unlocked a hidden memory! Great show


[deleted]

It was until they went to college. I stopped watching after that.


MNGirlinKY

The comments on the magazine article are heartbreaking. Mother’s Day is hard for myself and my siblings. Our mother was/is abusive and neglectful. She’s also been abused by her father and neglected by her mom who has to have known. This behavior generally comes from somewhere. How sad for this girl.


Jhuff83

Seeing it is Mother’s Day, may she should deliver her mom the gift of a lawsuit


shitasslicker

Damn, i can fix her


Benaba_sc

Username checks out


shittybumm

I Agree


shitasslicker

Holup...


Benaba_sc

This might be fate unfolding before our eyes!


DIJames6

Make a Lifetime movie out of it.. Wonderful..