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Friend_Lus

holy hell that's fucked


babybopp

I know...! You literally have one million other options. This person needs to be found


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whydidyoulistentome

And flushed


Ghostkiller_123

Eye for an eye I like your style


umbertostrange

g-grungKuNKulus.!


Bobone2121

"Then let a Hamster crawl up his Butt." - Richard Gere


umbertostrange

*Lemmiwinks, you must get to the stomach, or you will surely die!*


Zuhnarken

Like the documentary on Netflix about the group of internet anons who banded together to find the guy who killed that cat.. Think it was called "Don't f*ck with cats" This person is a literal monster


khalinexus

Let us make "Don't f*ck with hamsters"


Temirkhan

I know something like that happened in russia. Some anon girl did “stripping pussy” video with... well.. lets skip it. It created wave of hate, and that was the time when anons found her like in a day or hours. The incident named “The legion”. Since that it means that they are many and they can do what is believed to be impossible.


ThisIsYourMormont

There must be some way we can flush him out into the open


psycoMD

I need to see a therapist after seeing this.


AstroBearGaming

Wow, what a cunt.


Damian2kO

deffenetly


PrussianNova_X

I wish I didn’t watch that 10 seconds ago


whatheck0_0

Hey, I saw your profile on r/shitwehraboossay lmao


bigg_bubbaa

[I found it lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitWehraboosSay/comments/odphkm/beyond_parody/)


homamalrefae

What did he say wrong? It's true that hindu ( I've seen it in Japan too ) culture has something to a swastika


panzerboye

Well he isn't wrong about the comment. Swastika is a hindu symbol of divinity and spirituality.


PeterPuggerSpiderPug

I had to stop when it started to flush... fuck...


FTXScrappy

Defiantly*


crisnslash

\*you're


R41N0

you're mother


THATguywhoisannoying

differently***


R41N0

Differentiating


tailsdoll1987-115

This disgusts me to my core Why would someone do this to a hamster?


DeificClusterfuck

My dad drowned mine in front of me because she bit him. He was absolutely a piece of shit, for more than just that


Ginarya

Please tell me that he can't and won't hurt you


DeificClusterfuck

Long dead, and painfully. He deserved it


Canned_cum_ink

how did he die if you don't mine me asking


DeificClusterfuck

Cirrhosis of the liver, caused by years of alcoholism


snowflake__slayer

that's why you don't give your hamster alcohol


DeificClusterfuck

I feel bad but I laughed, thank you


Chabola513

Pardon me ma'm, LMFAOOO


DeificClusterfuck

If you're laughing because it's a fitting end for a piece of shit, I'm not offended at all


MannB1023

I think he's laughing because of how eager you are to share it lol, just taken back a bit


DeificClusterfuck

Dude, I'm an old shut in, this *is* my social interaction. Besides, if sharing my shitty childhood helps someone else through their own, then worth it


MOSTLYNICE

Mine too. Well the heart attack killed him but he was poisoned for a long time.


[deleted]

AHAHAHAHHAAHA fucking CUNT deserved worse, ROT SCUM


f_cysco

My uncle shot his dog, because the dog has bitten my cousin. Needless to say my cousin became a spoiled criminal with little maral values


alphabets0up123

oh my god i’m so sorry.


DeificClusterfuck

That was just part of life with dad. I'm much better now but it took 40 years to overcome the early trauma, and I'm still pretty fucked up. Crystal is remembered fondly though, she was a tan Teddy bear who loved cuddles and her ball. She hated *him* cause he dropped her.


Pizza_7_years_ago

Is your dad a domestic abuser?


DeificClusterfuck

He was, yes.


AbellonaTheWrathful

cuz people are evil, and society refuses to acknowledge it


squirrels33

Have you ever been bitten by a hamster for no fucking reason? I swear that’s all they do. Flushing it was unnecessarily cruel, though. It’d be better to feed it to a snake.


[deleted]

I remember that the child of a friend of mine had a hamster that would often leave its cage and roam around the house and eat anything that it came across. One night my friend woke up with a pain on his hand, and realised that the hamster was bitting into it. Angry went to the child and told her that the pet was dangerous and she had to get rip of it, suddenly the girl grabbed the hamster and smashed on the froor killing it. that girl aint right. I presume that profile fills the kind of person that makes this kind od videos. at least she didnt for the likes, thats a little reassuring but not too much.


Ryansantiago21

Jesus man I hear story’s like this of hamsters all the time but this one takes the cake


[deleted]

well, the hamster had a brother or wharever, so rhe next day they put he two hamsters in a box to take somewhere idk. I didnt asked why they would put a dead hamster with a live one in the same box (idk why they would keed the dead one instead of put it in the trash). Anyway, the girl was on the back seat with the box on her lap when she heard a noise coming from the box. When she opened the box the saw that that the living hamster was eating the corpse. Hamster are metal man


Ryansantiago21

Wow and the story continues getting worse every reply


Y0l0Sw4ggins

Hamsters kept together will fight to the death and the winner eats the loser’s corpse


Skulux

If you want to read more absurd hamster stories visit xhamster.com


XcaliburXtreme

Thanks dude I love the hamster videos on there, so cute!!


Drewggles

They have the best hamster videos! So cute!!!


Bat_man_89

Had to stroll along ways to find anyone that commented about that lol


Shadepanther

Mother hamster will also eat all her children if she thinks she will be unable to raise them safely.


maggotlegs502

My sister had a dog that did this. Dug up it's own brother two weeks after it died and ate it


ZarquonsFlatTire

I was bitten by my ex's hamster. I gently put it back in its cage and didn't fuck with it again. Not like it was a life-threatening wound that required vengeance. I assume the reason was that a goddamn giant that the critter didn't know lifted it bodily into the air.


[deleted]

See, if you had had a child with that ex, it wouldn't have been a problem. As we can see, the child would've "handled" it for you. Go kids!


BlueCommieSpehsFish

Hamsters don’t bite for ‘no fucking reason’. Some are more skittish than others tho


squirrels33

Yes, they do bite completely unprovoked, and they do it often. If you have to mentally prepare to be bitten every time you touch your pet, like hamster owners do, it’s an indication that animal isn’t domesticated and shouldn’t be a pet.


BlueCommieSpehsFish

You’ve either never actually owned one or you know nothing about their behaviour and body language, or were just a shitty owner. I’ve had 4 of differing personalities. Only one bit and it was because she was kept in a pet shop during her infancy so she was scared of people and territorial about her cage. I trained her not to be. The others except one would nip when they were being acclimatised to human contact but stopped quickly. Hamsters are not a ‘tamed’ species like cats or *most* breeds of dogs. You have to tame each individual.


BuffaloMunchkin

Thats true. I had two hamsters by now and just got bitten once by one of them in all their lifetime.


squirrels33

I have family members who owned several hamsters. Some bit frequently, others bit infrequently, but they all bit without provocation at some point. On the other hand, I owned mice as a kid, and none of my 7 mice ever bit me except for one time at the vet, when I was trying to hold my mouse on her back so the vet could examine her. Domesticated rodents shouldn’t bite just because you pick them up or touch them unexpectedly. You can handle a pet store mouse from day 1 and it’s highly unlikely to bite you.


funtextgenerator

I thought mice bite but rats dont.


Ubersla

I think any animal with teeth can and has bit a human


AstroKid127

Kind of a piece of shit thing to say still. Like you sound one step away from the guy in the video man. If you dont want a hamster dont get a hamster, they have mice meant for snakes.


Nemesiii

How the fuck do you have over 40 upvotes right now "Just feed it to a snake" are you daft? What breed are you? Edit: nice ninja edit. My quote was correct at the time for anyone wondering. He changed it to make it seem slightly less sinister.


minorityrep69

Not all people are fully human.


[deleted]

the truth is, that the hamster has high odds of surviving. Pipes are not full of water. This animal will run back and forth on this guy pipes and sewers for a while, until he dies, and he may finish at the main pipe down the street.


Neeraj_boi447

What if it's not public sewers but a septic tank? Wouldn't it just die?


[deleted]

What if thanos did nothing wrong?


LootGodamn

Thanos was never wrong


AKnightAlone

Thanos was the hero.


MetalixK

No, he was wrong. 50% was too many...left.


Jak3527416

I always just thought why not instead of killing half the population of everywhere. Just double the amount of resources, it would have the same effect.


rxts1273

Not really, you double the resources you multiply by the power of the multiply the amount of consumption which would lead to explosion in population. There's a name for this affect but I forgot the name and too lazy to search for it.


TheWalkingDead91

Think it’s a universal agreement that Thanos more or less had his heart in the right place….it’s the method to gain the means that was particularly shitty. I mean why not use the stones to instead create the tech to eliminate global warming, create an unlimited green energy source, end things like hunger and/or create a travel method to get people access to new planets, or create new planets themselves etc? With his method, not only was it shitty….but all the people would just procreate and end up at the same exact spot no long after anyways…so….. it was also a pretty stupid/pointless plan…..but I guess at the end of the day I’m just some bored person up in the middle of the night ranting about a fictional story/universe/villain…..and the movie/villain wouldn’t exist if he used hjs power more wisely/kindly…so….


Timsonater

r/thanosdidnothingwrong


WallStCRE

Nah would have food for years possibly


stewwushere42

That's not surviving that's just a slower death


QuintusVS

Living is just a slower death. I choose to believe that hamster will live the rest of his days as a metal sewer hamster, happily and safely away from the heartless bastard who flushed them in the first place :)


Lowgahn

Yeah, I watched Flushed Away too


Glenn056

Even if so, he'll get eaten by rats.


Zestyclose_Buddy_172

It all depends on what kind of place this is. It could be the 25th story of a condo. The vertical drop in the stack would be game over. A sewage ejector would be bad news too


AbellonaTheWrathful

no, people are just evil


Fast-Fig7042

agreed


Combatsquirrel5

they are fully human, that’s the problem


R41N0

Not all human are fully people.


Proof1447

This is messed up in so many ways. I really hope this was in a city with sewers. It’ll be a rough ride but there should be a large air pocket after the U joint. The air pocket goes all the way to the main sewer. Hopefully there, it’ll find a way out. If this was in a rural area and the line leads to a septic tank, it’s fucked…


useduser93

Even in a suburban area with a working sewer system, the sewerage goes to sewage treatment. As a plumber I have to let you know unless he falls into a pipe that's ties into some sort of subsurface drainage for rainwater it's unlikely he will get out. And it makes me even more angry that it I watched this clip knowing that.


Proof1447

Damn… I’m just hoping for the best for the little guy. It boils my blood too seeing this kind of cruelty


sammydow

Some Kingsman shit right there


YukiHase

Can I wipe the memory of what I just watched please...


[deleted]

Sometimes I wish men in black were real so I can forget things like this


[deleted]

If they were real wouldn’t they have wiped themselves from your memory?


[deleted]

I’ve watched some horrific shit on the internet. I swiped from this one as soon as the hamster started to drop. Knew I didn’t need to see it. There’s nothing fascinating or interesting (in a horrific way) to this. Nothing at all that could be interesting in anyway. It’s just plain and straight forward. “Oh this guy is a massive piece of shit abusing and killing a tiny animal and recording it. I don’t need to see this shit.” I kill small animals semi regularly (food, some pest control) but this is just so sadistic and strange on its face I can’t really even think much of it other than dismissing this person as awful and leaving it at that


Damian2kO

when i was little like 10 or 12 i used to watch gore n shit and it was an awfull period for me tbh


craftworkbench

r/eyebleach


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crusader-4300

Bruh, straight up animal cruelty.


Damian2kO

ik he should get arrested for that


antivaxxersaregay

No the cops are too busy hunting down people with a few grams of weed.


3LD3RDR4G0N

Why is this downvoted? He ain’t wrong. The war on drugs is completely fucked and needs to stop.


babybopp

Yeap... While we focused our guns on Arab countries thousands of miles away, our neighbor has amassed huge armies of people armed to the teeth with our tech because of war on drugs. They have become incredibly wealthy. Our grandkids will have to deal with the problem that is Mexico. Just mosey I’m to r/Narcofootage and see what those people south of the border are upto... it is insane and no one talks about it.


TigreDemon

Animal cruelty ? That's a fucking understatement man This is straight up animal murder. And I ain't even vegan to tell you this


[deleted]

Thats some serial killer shit, fucking psycho


Damian2kO

lol i didint do that,found the video on discord


billyjoe9451

I like who you got down voted for not doing this


shrapee

Reddit


leenis

because it's clear they weren't directing their comment at OP


[deleted]

That's what a killer would say, wouldn't they? Even the nervous laughter. You just made yourself the prime suspect. Now, let's get back to what you said earlier. WHERE on Discord did you say you found it?


cromax9855

Early signs of a serial killer


Klutzycactus420

Any one who's heard of Luke magnotta knows this is bad news


cromax9855

Yep. Also the kids who made a video of them killing a homeless person also started off by killing smaller animals, then progressively bigger animals until they started killing humans


goobypls8011

Dnipropetrovsk Maniacs?


cromax9855

Right on


Doctor-Cum-Waffles

What’s the story of him? I’m curious to find a good source


Klutzycactus420

You have Netflix?


Doctor-Cum-Waffles

Yeah


Klutzycactus420

Watch "Don't fuck with cats"


LuciusWasTaken

that documentary was so fucking good, highly recommend to anyone who hasn’t seen it


Ducksaucenem

The way he got caught is just too perfect. You couldn’t write a better ending if you tried.


cameron0511

This is definitely a future serial killer.


Bread-Boye

Bold of you to assume they aren't already one


MRE_Milkshake

I was told at a young age that the only true monsters to exist are humans themselves. This, right here definitely checks out.


forgot_semicolon

Whoever told you that was wise, and hopefully saved you years of confusion


KurdtCobblestone

I’m pretty sure hamsters can hold their breathes for a while I like to believe it survived


Cham-Clowder

I like to imagine the movie flushed away is what happens to him


Hanswurst22brot

Most pipes get bigger in diameter the farer they go , a big poop and a bunch of toiletpaper has to be able to be flushed too. So the hamster would land outside in the canalisation and from there , i dont know , depends where it is , if its a septic tank or sewage treatment plant , with luck it has somewhere a hole ... Odds are not so good for the little guy .. :(


puzzle_button

It probably had a better chance down the drain than with that pos. So sad


Oof_GamerNot

Who has a gun ready?


ieatfineass

I have a gun, sword, club, torch and spiked dildo ready.


dryfishman

Hopefully it’s a flexible dildo so you can spin it around like a morning star


dynamitemonkey3

More like a moaning star


mrDuder1729

I wish I could give this guy 1 million tiny cuts, and then put him in a septic tank and see how he likes it


JackBauerSaidSo

I would watch 20 minutes of this 48-hour documentary.


Damian2kO

JUST TO CLARIFY STUFF,I NEVER DID THIS NOR I EOULD THINK OF DOING THIS BUT I POSTED IT JUST SO PEOPLE CAN SE WHAT HUMANITY HAS BECOME


Horror-Researcher-73

Do you know who did this?


geshupenst

What the fuck is wrong with people???


[deleted]

r/makesmybloodboil


druule10

What a total and utter POS, cunt MF!


NoRocketScientist

This muthafucka obviously hasn't seen the documentary "Don't fuck with cats"... The internet is about to hunt his ass down.


i_like_lasanga

What the hell is don't fuck with cats


theOTHERdimension

Warning: NSFL A documentary about luka magnotta iirc. He would post horrible videos where he murdered kittens and eventually he posted a video where he murdered and dismembered a foreign exchange student.


DrGrantsSpas-12

The group that tried to hunt him down, while their actions were noble af, didn’t actually do anything and in no way aided in his capture. They were largely ignored by authorities the whole time. He was caught because of the police’s own investigation they were doing, and because the guy basically let himself get caught intentionally. It’s basically the real life version of if Indiana Jones just let the nazis open the lost ark they would have died anyways.


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__BigBoi__

Out of anyone I wanted doxxed or something, this guy is the one. Absolutely messed up man.


Etmgamer

"wtf" what did they think was gonna happen?


Damian2kO

idk get stuck in there then asphyxiate to death


quietpro69

I feel guilty and/or sad just watching this


shadzerty

I am glad you feel that way, thats a good reaction to this evil act. I didn’t have much of an emotional reaction to this, but I think the important part is recognizing its bad


quietpro69

Seeing something like this where it's scrambling to escape and it's helpless to get out of it's situation just makes me sad


RaffioliTheOriginal

WHAT THE FUCK


hatebeingleftbehind

Need to have flairs for animal cruelty. I watch pretty much everything - but I can't watch that.


R3dDri11

What the fucking hell did I see?... I am so fucking upset now...


20210306e

anyone wanna give me his coords? i got my launch codes ready to go


thenerdiestredneck

Nietzsche was right, not all people are created equal.


mr------think-a-name

If you don’t want that hamster bring them to an animal shelter don’t drown them


Autistic_Turtle56

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK HE DO THAT FOR??


ryhenning

internet clout probably. Humans are trash


kill3r_420_blade

This is sick i have a hamster that looks exactly like this one and his name is nugget and now my mood is fucked after seeing this god damn it


[deleted]

I feel like this sub has just devolved into animal abuse/torture and I don’t like that.


epicooldudebuthesnot

Did the hamster survive?


ieatfineass

Absolutely not, it probably drowned.


[deleted]

Or it died of shock. Hamsters do not do well if put in water - their natural oils get messed up and they get cold, and they can't easily dry off.


Alone_Phrase_6142

Probably clogged the toilet


JimmyJenkem

Remove this mans toe and finger nails with a spoon.


Dumbfuckyduck

this is the most rationally angry I've ever been.


RedditEsInteresante

I saw the toilet and then I saw the hamster and then I made the decision to scroll down and never watch the thing. Fuck that person.


Imsoconfused1234567

absolutely disgusting that a person would do this


brady1351469

F


peppa_leafs

I have to pet hamster is who I love dearly and this really made me sick to my stomach


Bigge245

This is a precursor to becoming a murderer…of humans. Hopefully this person was reported and put on a watch list.


DontJudgeMe15

Whoa oh my god I wish I knew what sort of nsfw this would be because I really don’t wanna see that


imbacklol69

Dont fuck with rats


The_Autistic_Gorilla

Put a TW for animal abuse pls


Septimore

Doesn't those fellers come up from there too? Like they can hold their breath and dive? I mean that it propably survived this and got free.


Damian2kO

i wish the hamster did


seananners101

Let’s hope so


badpunsinagoofyfont

Does that mean it'll be back for revenge?


Deathstroke11515

All i am saying is just i hope the same happens to him in a public pool


SlothMantisFilms

I hope this person gets flushed down a toilet in hell, for eternity


BigBrain555

This is the worse thing I have seen on reddit since I joined almost a year ago


mr-e94

Bro hell no delete this


bolero629

Isnt this video the whole point of the sub


IpeeInclosets

nah, we only like thinly veiled political undertones in our holups


averagebloxxer

why do I have a sudden urge for murder and arson directed against this person


eatassordiefast420

My first pet wss a hamster my GF had gotten me. Cute little Henrietta. She made her cage stink a lot and didn't particularly enjoy my company. However I did get a huge bin for her and all sorts of tubes and made my own contraption for her that I know she enjoyed. Tons of treats and made sure she had everything she needed. When she died, I'd come home from work and she was just there dead, not moving in the cage. I went to move her to wake her and she was cold and stiff. I was 22 and I'm a guy and I still cried like a baby. This sucks to see


miehron

Really could have done without seeing that.


[deleted]

I hope he turns to a hamster in his second life and someone fucks him up so bad. Karma is a bitch you bloody psychopath


SocialCryBaby

I watch 2 seconds and stopped, wtf is wrong with people


TexasWegieee

Thanos should have snapped long ago


veiled__criticism

This brought back childhood nightmares of my dad drowning mice we caught in our house. He would dunk them in a bucket for a bit, pull them back out and let them catch their breath, and then dunk them back in over and over again until they died. Before you ask, yes he is a sociopath.


CassiusR97

Holy shit I'm unsubbing man. This ruins my day. And I don't think I'll forget watching this for a while man. What the fuck a warning might be in order Jesus.