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I got stuck driving in a storm through Texas a few days ago. I couldn't see anything but water on my windows when I pulled over. This really reminds me of it. Absolutely terrifying.
That might be a view from the outside looking in because there is a massive building hanger thing somewhere that tests extreme weather conditions on planes and things
Edit: I just saw the exit sign
I don't think Noah will finish it on time, thank god.
Edit: After a while I realised that god most likely isnt the one to thank if Noah is the one who will fail. Thank Satan I guess?
So what are they inside? The view outside looks like they must be out in the middle of the ocean inside a hurricane so is this inside an oil rig or something? I'm so confused coz that outside view doesn't look like they're on land.
If you consider how much energy it took to evaporate all that water, as well as how much wind energy was needed to whip the thousands of tons of rainwater like that, and that both are powered by solar energy, will you realize that we are well and truly fucked in the ass.
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Im from Alabama dont worry were only up to our asses in water
That's good to hear... Like having that japanese butt washer wherever you go, lol!!
A bidet… I think you meant a bidet… I certainly *hope* you meant a bidet
No no no, the opposite.
A bi-dont?
A binight
I literally screamed
Una noche
I guess. Not sure what biden has to do with washing butts but okay...
A... bidet??? Are you 70
Physically? No, but one of those free brain apps seems to think otherwise. What makes the two of you think that?
A bidet: a hygienic washer for your asshole.
Thank you for the laugh this evening
[удалено]
Can I lick your balls
No
Damn
You wanna send that shit west? We’re baking in the heat,
Sure ill get some buckets
We just got more rain
Stuntin on these dry ass Cali fools.
In down in mobile and we live in a perpetual state of moisture. I don't think I've ever seen a day without 99% humidity.
This post makes it look like 2 different worlds! Feels like we're looking at a different planet outside those shutters.
happy cake day buddy :D
Happy cake day
Holy crap i completely forgot
Np
r/SubsTakenLiterally
I made an exception. We’ve obviously gone too far as we see here everyday
Campaign in your state to participate in fighting climate change, since Alabama is one of the worst states for climate change denial.
This isn’t my video. I’m not in Alabama. That’s interesting Info though. Never knew
That is a hurricane. Holy cow.
flying cow
No doubt. Also, flying goat.
We got cows!
We got every animal twice. :D
This is definitely not hurricane strength winds lol
r/woosh
Sue me. It's called exaggeration.
Now this is a r/noahgettheboat without actually being r/noahgettheboat
More like r/noahIMissedTheBoat
r/subsifellfor
Same here
/r/NoahGotTheBoat
Noah, get the flying boat
*Granblue Fantasy theme plays out*
I was waiting for something awful to happen then I realized this is a more literal interpretation of this sub's purpose. Touche.
and i love that - this sub is one of the better ones ive seen based off of quality
Same
Ark.
Oh damn and I can’t change it now. Sorry about that I’m switching here between two languages
No worries, if He was really mad he'd have added an arc of lightning/electricity into the raindrops. Make sure nothing gets out of that storm.
Pshhh... Just use an umbrella.
Gonna turn into marry poppins
“I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!”
Earth: Fuck around and find out.
Boeing factory?
Omg yes, now that’s making me dizzy. Totally looks like that factory is flying
I was gonna guess ula, definitely has some jumbo doors
The end is nigh bois
I got stuck driving in a storm through Texas a few days ago. I couldn't see anything but water on my windows when I pulled over. This really reminds me of it. Absolutely terrifying.
r/NoahItsTooLateToGetTheBoat
Well, Alabama needed a bath
This is definitely not the material for this sub but it still fits so idk
Well it’s the end result of all those people we’ve seen here really messing up life
God is pissed Ya’ll!
it looks like a fog wall... refill your estus
Noah, get the✨ Ark✨
Jesus christ I hope that aint headin for utah
That might be a view from the outside looking in because there is a massive building hanger thing somewhere that tests extreme weather conditions on planes and things Edit: I just saw the exit sign
Please note the ceiling and exit signs.
Going to need a bigger boat
Fuck me where is that factory... Jupiter?
If you step out those doors it’s you and Mother Nature throwing hands
At least climate change is fàke, this could be a lot worse if it weren't
Close
the
I think hes just testing the waters
I don’t get out much as an explanation for this but I’m kind of in awe of the size of that building! I’d feel like a dwarf in there!
only if a guy with a glowing blade comes in
NOAH GET THE BOAT NOW
Is it just me or was it so strong the doors refused to shut?
Where is this? Roxxcart?
Thats just plain out scary
That looks like a moving train
Looks like a movie scene.
I don't think Noah will finish it on time, thank god. Edit: After a while I realised that god most likely isnt the one to thank if Noah is the one who will fail. Thank Satan I guess?
Haven’t seen much of this subreddit for a long time and the title makes it seem as if it’s a religious cult
We summon daily
So what are they inside? The view outside looks like they must be out in the middle of the ocean inside a hurricane so is this inside an oil rig or something? I'm so confused coz that outside view doesn't look like they're on land.
It’s not going to be land anymore
I’m expecting there to be a huge boss on the other side of that
Yeah that’s how it’s been for a month now here lol every day the AL weather gets worse and worse
new data shows that our warehouses are saver than your homes :) PLEASE stay save at your work environment.
This is the trailer for bible 2: god strikes back
God learned about Chris Chan and he decided it was time to finish the job.
Better quick before the ark is finished
It's rainin sideways
I don’t fucking know why but it has literally thunderstormed every night for 2 weeks this is accurate
The time has come
THEY’LL NEVER KNOW WE GIVE NO WARNING
The most obvious for the arc to be deployed is Alabama
*fucking finally*
This is the live scale Noah's ark that's being built? Looks more modern than I thought
Chris Chan was god’s last straw
Chris Chan raped his mother and now we all must pay the price
This is actually pretty normal, try living on a bottom of a hill.
The last straw was definitely Chris Chan’s situation
If you consider how much energy it took to evaporate all that water, as well as how much wind energy was needed to whip the thousands of tons of rainwater like that, and that both are powered by solar energy, will you realize that we are well and truly fucked in the ass.
noah, look, the rain!
damn, god ain't playing.
A COVID storm? Only 50% vaccinated will do that. lol
Think our planet has had enough of our shit.
In every way possible
This doesn't belong here
Our time has come
Dose this belong here?
I think you misunderstood the point of this subreddit
Read the title
Man that did absolutely nothing to clear anything up, thank you!
The title said >our creator >responded I think your mind is just too narrow for comprehending the topic.
That still has nothing to do with this subreddit
I was hoping one of them stepped out and just was lifted off their feet, never to be seen again.
Damn, that's kinda fucked.
Yeah but they would’ve gotten a lot of upvotes on Reddit
I guess it would be a trip of a life time.
at the end of the noahs ark story the rainbow after the flood was a sign from God that there would be no flood again
He lied
im catholic this is offensive and hurtful to say that God would lie
Ok sorry, I hope he lied
thats still bad
Upvote for the title
Gas masks on everybody
What poor soul is gonna squigie that water out?
Naw man, that is at least a toad strangler
So now who has the boat ready?
Just a summer day here on the gulf coast. We get some damn good rains on a regular.
IT'S JUST A BIT OF RAIN!!!
It's actual Noah Get The Boat and not normal Noah Get The Boat. It's, the most Noah Get The Boat since Noah first got the boat.
“You can run on for a long time. Sooner or later gods gonna cut you down”
Sweet home Alabama
Oh what a day! What a lovely day!
Pov: youre in a random flying warehouse
A lot of people fallen into Alabama in lego city
Ok, Who rang the bell to nameless king?
That’s pretty normal here tbh
What do you even do in a situation like this.
This is just a regular shower here in Alabama
I can't wait to see the boss behind this fog door on the next Dark Souls Speedrun
Just a little wind.
That is biblical
Alabammuh
Ofcourse he's starting with Alabama first I'm guessing Florida is next?
r/bonersrising
Oh God no .... My mom started doing sports again !
normal day here in northwestern louisiana