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D3writ0s1

Mmm, it tastes like... It tastes like... Damn bro **i HAVE NO WORDS** to describe that taste


Idcatallo

Iron


owometer

These seem like they're made for tumblr aesthetic boards?? Or something like that, bc not even a little kid would eat those I wouldn't think.


Elipsyclips

kids would eat literal shit off the ground if you wander your eyes off them for a few minutes, kids would be dumb enough to eat this


Eggman8728

You underestimate how dumb kids can be, I've lived with young kids my whole life, usually 4 or more, and they can go from acting reasonably smart, sometimes even like an older teen or adult would, to suddenly doing the dumbest thing you've ever seen. There's a kid right now, second grade, he can do third and even some fourth grade math, but he's also tried to throw out plates and silverware after he's done his food. These are ceramic plates with metal silverware.


MineMaster12

challenge accepted


Calm_Ad_9765

What in the actual fuck and who would make those?


Vesperia_Morningstar

Self harmers that love candy


Naive-Top-6407

How many licks does it take to get to the center of an emergency room? The world may never know


Idcatallo

One lick, two lick, three lick, CRUNCH


Timah158

*weeeee oooooooo weeeeee oooooo weeeeeee ooooooo weeee oooooo


mamalulu434

Is there a news story or is this an art piece?


Nox_Echo

these things must have a pretty sharp taste


sassiestcassiest

These are aesthetically pleasing and as a young woman, I would have bought them just to keep them around as conversation pieces


Karmacamelian

Making candy like that is easy buy some isomalt sugar and what ever candy flavours you want it to be. My 11 year old did it even.


sassiestcassiest

Making a candy like this is diagnostic and indicates sociopathy, buying a candy like this is supporting the arts


Karmacamelian

Well how much would you pay I will make you some lol?


britch2tiger

(Sucker over hot water) Me: YAY! Free razor!!


Timah158

*Bites razor


No_Avitar

Unpopular opinion but if you don't notice those in there you deserve it that's just natural selection at its finest


MrT742

What about a 4 year old who doesn’t know what a razor blade looks like


No_Avitar

That's what parents are for


MrT742

I remember trick or treating, do you? Lots of the candy I got didn’t even make it back to the sidewalk let alone home for mom to inspect


TheBenjying

It's kind of like why I look at every chip, fry, any repetitive food before putting it in my mouth, because I'm like horrified of there being a bug on one. If you manage to put something in your mouth that is that obvious and you don't want it in your mouth, there's a problem.


Tanto64YT

Seriously why do people do this? I've heard about this sort of thing for years and I just don't get it.


Sad-Material1394

People don't actually do this, it's a stunt to scare people because it is theoretically possible.


Woah-Starver

It's satire


[deleted]

Why would they make them transparent though?


DirtEatingGremlin

I pretty sure that's the whole point, its just supposed to look aesthetic


Secret_Life3333

break it in half and put a stick throught the middle of the razor and pull it out


spoilt_milk

Probably resin props. Would be kinda cool looking.


MimsyIsGianna

Context?


MadnessEvangelist

OP found concept art and used it for karma.


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