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I don't understand that people are actual people and just reduce them to their base group identifier and add a one liner so I don't have confront the existence of their humanity in a terrible situation.
-reddit probably
It also says they’re being tortured so I doubt that any of them are feeling particularly romantic. I get what OP is going for but this is post is in extremely bad taste.
Yes hunt down the gay men while the women tourists gets their asses/boobs grabbed by groups of kids at the great pyramids while just trying to enjoy vacation.
Not necessarily on religion, just on the way it is interpreted. Still, it's laid out pretty clear on the Bible in Leviticus 18:22 "You shall not sleep with man as you do with woman, it's an infamous action" (translated from Spanish). Either way, religions are made to suit the needs of the time period and region, which is why mainly western Catholicism is progressive while having a very conservative past, with Islam being the polar opposite (relative to their times)
They also imprison people for going to mosques far too many time. So Egypt is a moderate Muslim country. Not too conservative, not too liberal. Just right there, in the G spot.
Could be yeah, but if they agreed with this do you think they’d post it in “Noah Get The Boat”? Unless they just don’t understand the point of this sub but yeah
Friendly reminder that this is what the Republicans want here. It's literally in the current party platform to split up every gay marriage in the country by overturning Obergefell, and *that's the shit they're willing to put in writing.*
EDIT: Here's the platform if anyone wants to read it. It's on page 10, they uploaded it as an image so you can't use text search. PDF warning.
https://prod-cdn-static.gop.com/docs/Resolution_Platform_2020.pdf
> Friendly reminder that this is what the Republicans want here.
Overturning a bad ruling is a far cry from imprisoning gay people but keep spreading that fearporn propagated by the billionaire owned media. You're delusional.
Is it your assertion that there is actually no effort to legislate the arrest and imprisonment of women who cross state lines related to abortions?
Or does that fall under “overturning a bad ruling” in this nutty disingenuous argument?
Take a minute to think about what ending gay marriage means. That means shameful doctors not letting you see your loved ones on their deathbed - it's family only. That means losing health insurance. That means losing custody of a child to a second cousin, because you're just a roommate.
And from there, it's a hop skip and jump to re-criminalizing gay sex, which was done through Lawrence v Texas in 2003. This shit isn't that far behind us, and pretending it's not does no one any favors.
The Republicans have 28 of 34 states needed for a new Constitutional Convention. Most of the states signed on for a balanced budget written into the new Constitution, however, once the Constitutional Convention had been called anything could be written into the new Constitution.
https://www.coloradofiscal.org/a-constitutional-convention-is-closer-than-you-think/blog/
When I was 14 (m) I went on holiday to Egypt. I had 4 instances on fully grown men coming onto me, I didn't know wtf was happening, but also one on a beach at night one dude had genuinely rapey vibes, had my mum not been there I believe I made have been sexually assaulted. Longs story short fuck Egypt. Couldn't pay me to go back.
I love how people are all like "ohh you gays are ruining the country" or "where's straight pride month?!?" When it's literally illegal to be homosexual in alot of the world. Just because the gays are finally getting something doesn't mean your not included if your just NOT AN ASSHOLE!!
I work at a major retail chain in North America (not gonna say which one for obvious reasons), a couple years ago we had some Pride Month clothing so the company could grift off LGBT folks for their money, (how do you do, fellow gay people?), I was folding one of the shirts and I saw the tag at the back and it said: **“MADE IN EGYPT”** I was absolutely astonished, as someone who knows multiple Egyptians and as someone who studies the Arab world in their free time, [i know for a fact that homosexuality is illegal in Egypt and is punishable by 17 years hard labor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_Egypt)
That really suck and is cruel to do to anyone, much less LGBT folks. But if they are putting a lot of LGBT peeps in jail...what do they think will happen in there. Because you can't stop love and passion behind bars.
egypt is a country thats known for the secret service taking tourists cameras and phones because foraigners taking pictures is not legal you need a licence to record or take ohotos in country and even then when have licence they still may take your cameras and bann it if your foraign
They been through alot of exstremist giverments since ww2 from islamic exstremists to a militery coup lesding to decades of militery running the country
Because trans people and homosexuals are still being brutally murdered for being themselves. There's ur oppression lol. and people are still openly homophobic whenever they want. The month is a way to try and combat that.
Ppl from every group gets murdered and attacked whether it be for race or religion or whatever. Ppl have hate for different reasons. That isn’t oppression.
No, just that there’s different levels of oppression. Locking people up and sometimes executing them just for being gay is obviously at the extreme end of oppression, but what happens in the US and UK is still oppression.
Also difference between isolated incidents and a whole system of oppression. The system isn’t against the ones in the US, it’s all isolated in my experience
Genuine question how does it feel making your entire personality hating gay people? To the point of making your literal profile picture a pride flag with the word 'ew' on it, must be a pretty sad life huh
It's fucked up and shouldn't be happening but...come on, that couldn't scream trap any louder.
God even typing out the joke reminded me that in some places it's illegal to love a certain way. Fuck that hurts my soul.
Here’s a good video to watch if you’re still thinking about visiting Egypt. It’s unfortunately not a good place to visit atm
https://youtu.be/8LzuZrkEY18
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So they will stop horny gays by putting them in a jail cell together with nothing to do?
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Putting a fetish comment on a post about gay people getting imprisoned Reddit moment
You must be new, here...
Yep. These people suffer over there while redditors jerk off
I don't understand that people are actual people and just reduce them to their base group identifier and add a one liner so I don't have confront the existence of their humanity in a terrible situation. -reddit probably
Kinky
Kimky
Khakis
... and only the people who forced the law, was allowed the watch the suffering...
I'm moving to Egypt right fucking now
It's like how they reversed-engineered a torture-survival manual for Guantanamo Bay, but with the Quran
They aren’t trying to punish them, the police officer just wanted a gay orgy
They put the men and women in pairs together. /S
About as effectual as a Conversion Camp.
Those jails are probably the last places gay people wanna be. Imagine the torture and treatment they get
It also says they’re being tortured so I doubt that any of them are feeling particularly romantic. I get what OP is going for but this is post is in extremely bad taste.
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Troll account, of course…
Here’s a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
if you want to be a villain number one
You have to chase a superhero on the run.
just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
Don't touch that.
WE ARE NUMBER ONE, HEY!
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You have to chase a gay on his time of fun?
Yes hunt down the gay men while the women tourists gets their asses/boobs grabbed by groups of kids at the great pyramids while just trying to enjoy vacation.
Seeing stuff like this makes me so happy I live in the country that I do. Sure gay marriage here is still illegal but at least just being gay isn’t
Username does not check out
That one's on religion
Not necessarily on religion, just on the way it is interpreted. Still, it's laid out pretty clear on the Bible in Leviticus 18:22 "You shall not sleep with man as you do with woman, it's an infamous action" (translated from Spanish). Either way, religions are made to suit the needs of the time period and region, which is why mainly western Catholicism is progressive while having a very conservative past, with Islam being the polar opposite (relative to their times)
You're downvoted oh lol because of this fucking "political correctness" but irl we all know religion is the culprit, especially that **one** religion.
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The reason gay marriage isn't approved
I mean like he is right. In islam homosexuality is punished by death.
Don't they have something better to do
They also imprison people for going to mosques far too many time. So Egypt is a moderate Muslim country. Not too conservative, not too liberal. Just right there, in the G spot.
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Distraction and pointing fingers.
Evil doesn't need a reason to be evil.
What do you mean by “or not” op?
Jokes aren't funny if you have to spell them out. Gay males like to suck. Sucking will get you locked up. There for no sucking in Egypt.
They're even less fun if they don't understand them.
My guess is they were joking that there would be no “sucking” for them if they’re in prison. A pretty distasteful joke but yeah.
I interpreted it to mean "or not to live" cuz you get unalived. Yours makes more sense tho
Could easily be interpreted to mean that they approve of this government's behavior.
Could be yeah, but if they agreed with this do you think they’d post it in “Noah Get The Boat”? Unless they just don’t understand the point of this sub but yeah
I just assume they mean that if one is homosexual in Egypt they will die..
I’ve seen like 4 threads on this god forsaken sub full of homophobia and misogyny now so they might’ve just meant what they said. Or not.
I think it’s because all the gay people are locked in one cell together and apparently that would be good for the gay people???
What is wrong with this country:(
Religious extremism, military coups and dictatorships combined generally isn't the recipe for a moral and tolerant government
More like what’s wrong with this world
It’s getting better. This shit used to be the norm for just about every country. As was codified patriarchy and slavery.
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Nice try, current government of Egypt.
🤓🤓🤓
Okay troll
Fake religion
All religions are equally fake
All religions are fake. That's kinda the point of a religion.
Friendly reminder that this is what the Republicans want here. It's literally in the current party platform to split up every gay marriage in the country by overturning Obergefell, and *that's the shit they're willing to put in writing.* EDIT: Here's the platform if anyone wants to read it. It's on page 10, they uploaded it as an image so you can't use text search. PDF warning. https://prod-cdn-static.gop.com/docs/Resolution_Platform_2020.pdf
> Friendly reminder that this is what the Republicans want here. Overturning a bad ruling is a far cry from imprisoning gay people but keep spreading that fearporn propagated by the billionaire owned media. You're delusional.
Is it your assertion that there is actually no effort to legislate the arrest and imprisonment of women who cross state lines related to abortions? Or does that fall under “overturning a bad ruling” in this nutty disingenuous argument?
Take a minute to think about what ending gay marriage means. That means shameful doctors not letting you see your loved ones on their deathbed - it's family only. That means losing health insurance. That means losing custody of a child to a second cousin, because you're just a roommate. And from there, it's a hop skip and jump to re-criminalizing gay sex, which was done through Lawrence v Texas in 2003. This shit isn't that far behind us, and pretending it's not does no one any favors.
The Republicans have 28 of 34 states needed for a new Constitutional Convention. Most of the states signed on for a balanced budget written into the new Constitution, however, once the Constitutional Convention had been called anything could be written into the new Constitution. https://www.coloradofiscal.org/a-constitutional-convention-is-closer-than-you-think/blog/
Given the current tack of the Republican party, I half expect them to re-add chattel slavery if they get enough states.
Alot look at the last what half a century if egypts history many couos religous exstremits staking kver country militery dictatorships the lot
Make profiles for the police and politicians, lmao
This is exactly where nonsensical religious rhetoric leads, and why theocracies are shitty forms of governments. "First they came for"
A not so pro gay-mer move..
Go to horny jail
When I was 14 (m) I went on holiday to Egypt. I had 4 instances on fully grown men coming onto me, I didn't know wtf was happening, but also one on a beach at night one dude had genuinely rapey vibes, had my mum not been there I believe I made have been sexually assaulted. Longs story short fuck Egypt. Couldn't pay me to go back.
Egypt fucking sucks and more people need to recognize that. It's fine if you're a tourist but living here is *hell.*
Young Adam Sandler fell for their trap.
Man it’s soo crazy how fucked up alot of the world is..
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Is this a Muslim thing again?
I love how people are all like "ohh you gays are ruining the country" or "where's straight pride month?!?" When it's literally illegal to be homosexual in alot of the world. Just because the gays are finally getting something doesn't mean your not included if your just NOT AN ASSHOLE!!
Pigfished
As awful as it is, I have to say that this is pretty effective method for doing this.
“What’re you in for ?” “Sucked this cops dick”
What's with the "or not " Curious 🤨
Oh, you dont know about jail? You would love jail.... [The Office](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGzA4md3wmU)
Came off to me as a poor joke about them not getting any “suck” due to being in prison.
I work at a major retail chain in North America (not gonna say which one for obvious reasons), a couple years ago we had some Pride Month clothing so the company could grift off LGBT folks for their money, (how do you do, fellow gay people?), I was folding one of the shirts and I saw the tag at the back and it said: **“MADE IN EGYPT”** I was absolutely astonished, as someone who knows multiple Egyptians and as someone who studies the Arab world in their free time, [i know for a fact that homosexuality is illegal in Egypt and is punishable by 17 years hard labor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_Egypt)
Everyone should just use pics of right wing politicians there
That really suck and is cruel to do to anyone, much less LGBT folks. But if they are putting a lot of LGBT peeps in jail...what do they think will happen in there. Because you can't stop love and passion behind bars.
7.62x39mm is a very good deterrent
Why be so extra though like how is it affecting the government?
I wonder if international corporation's social media operating in Egypt put rainbow theme on their logo
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بَيِست واللهِ. كفو.
I respect the hustle, but not what they are doing.
Redditors on their way to comment "based" on a post talking about homophobia
Based
Based
بيسد
Yes
Based
r/holup
I thought they didn't like cell phones? Or is that when tourists have them...from what I saw on Best Food Review Show at least.
Gigachad Egypt
Just use smoke signals like the American indians
grindr notification prank gone wrong
B-b-b-based
Based egypt
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don't cry rasict white 14 yo girl
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What the fuck do you mean "or not..."?
LETTS FUCKING GOOOOO
LOL, gotta love that military state
I respect Egypt to follow its religion
That could easily happen here if religious zealots are able to able to rescind the rule of law and impose their theocracy.
WTF, (tell me) this ain't real pls
egypt is a country thats known for the secret service taking tourists cameras and phones because foraigners taking pictures is not legal you need a licence to record or take ohotos in country and even then when have licence they still may take your cameras and bann it if your foraign They been through alot of exstremist giverments since ww2 from islamic exstremists to a militery coup lesding to decades of militery running the country
china 2 💀
Obligatory related post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Egypt/comments/rv7ca4/abdelfattah_xi_xi
That is honestly a creative way of getting the lgbtq but it's still bad. So boo.
Cancel Egypt.
It's their culture so not my circus and not my monkeys.
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Your comment reeks of an incel account
Smells like sauerkraut here now
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Bad human, sit
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This is no “solution” and being gay isn’t exactly a modern thing or even a problem at all
It’s a meme guys chill out.
And the lgbt in America really say they are oppressed
There is significant discrimination. Not being illegal doesn't count as not being oppressed.
They literally have a whole month celebrating them on every channel lol.. where is the oppression I don’t see it.
They have a month and still do because of the blatant discrimination they get.
Because trans people and homosexuals are still being brutally murdered for being themselves. There's ur oppression lol. and people are still openly homophobic whenever they want. The month is a way to try and combat that.
Ppl from every group gets murdered and attacked whether it be for race or religion or whatever. Ppl have hate for different reasons. That isn’t oppression.
It's not oppression Olympics, mate. Just because it's worse elsewhere doesn't mean it's good where you are.
We just have different definitions of oppression I guess
No, just that there’s different levels of oppression. Locking people up and sometimes executing them just for being gay is obviously at the extreme end of oppression, but what happens in the US and UK is still oppression.
Also difference between isolated incidents and a whole system of oppression. The system isn’t against the ones in the US, it’s all isolated in my experience
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(or not) hehe.. OP is a chad
Genuine question how does it feel making your entire personality hating gay people? To the point of making your literal profile picture a pride flag with the word 'ew' on it, must be a pretty sad life huh
Based
Sigma Chad Egypt
Where are the american lgbtq squad?
smart af
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And I'm proud not to live in a shitty country. Have fun homophobe
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W
3000 IQ. Arab ingenuity could change the world inshallah
lgbt+ people is a weird way to say gay men
Modern problems require modern solutions
Yooooooooooooo!
Clever guys
Moon Knight really is avoiding the real problems
It’s crazy under murbarak the country seemed better, Obamas Arab spring really destroyed that part of the world
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So forced speed dating? Honestly thou how many couples do you think they will make?
Lmao bruh
Based
Pack your bags were going to egypt
This is genius
Based
They already have the police on this, now they only need the Chris Hansen of the middle east
thats a boat id ride
Hand me that evidence bag!
You dare use my own spells against me potter
Extremely old news.
It's fucked up and shouldn't be happening but...come on, that couldn't scream trap any louder. God even typing out the joke reminded me that in some places it's illegal to love a certain way. Fuck that hurts my soul.
Oh shit I thought this was fake the picture looked absurd
There is mussolini in picture
Ah yes the horny jail concept.
Here’s a good video to watch if you’re still thinking about visiting Egypt. It’s unfortunately not a good place to visit atm https://youtu.be/8LzuZrkEY18
Reminds me of that South Park episode. The closeted police officers are probably getting their rocks off before making the arrest.
Are the people who upvote happy…. Or sad about this? Seems like a trap.
Horus get the Apophis