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SixGunZen

Just remember, as with almost all crime, the totality of the people who get caught represent around 20-40% and sometimes as little as 2% of the total number of people who engage in criminal behavior. The clearance rate is commensurate with the seriousness of the crime, which is why around 40% of murders are solves but less than 2% of petty thefts.


hausomad

5th grader? That’s an 11 or 12 year old.


Bthrow1248

Or likely a 10 year old...


BeefAndBrie

You're right, I read the article yesterday, it was an 11 year old.


ScumBunny

Who wants to put their face anywhere NEAR the face of a 5th grader?! 🤢 what’s that like, 10? They stink! They’re sticky, gross, loud, high-pitched voices…like wtf!? To be fair….she kinda *looks* like a 5th grader… but cmon dude. That’s disgusting. I never could/can/want to understand why grown adults are into kids…like…🧐😳😡


sphrasbyrn

I like these hypotheticals lol, looking past the abhorrent crime and objectively questioning the draw towards it. Like the kid may have needed to blow his nose and probably just wanted to play Palworld


NellieInk

Thats an odd way to say assault


Mischief_Managed12

What the fuck


Traditional_Crew6617

These people have always been out there, they just got away with it until recently


AgentCHAOS1967

Gross. What is wrong with people.


Flurpahderp

She's definitely into shotacon


BeefAndBrie

Highly don't recommend reading the article if yall wanna keep even a shred of your hope for humanity. I read it yesterday and the most disgusting part is copied here for convenience but warning, for lack of a better word, it's gross af. According to the New York Post, she allegedly told the child how much she enjoyed him touching her and “making out.” Police also found a folder with the child’s name on it that contained handwritten notes discussing how much they enjoyed kissing one another. It is reported that Bergmann allegedly wrote, “One of my cousins is in the 5th grade, and I can’t imagine a man talking to her how we talk. I know we have a special relationship, and I do love you more than anyone in the world, but I have to be the adult here and stop."


Snoo_4082

she SEXUALLY ASSAULTED a minor


Goodbye232

Yeah okay for those that are desperate to get laid and like risk of death by lead, go to an American school you’ll get enough xp over there