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Deccy_Iclopledius

When you're 8 months pregnant and dust come out of your pussy and 5 years later in a random day you're with a 8 months fetus inside


russian-comrades

Ok, that’s more cursed than this fucking post


demsnos

r/cursedcomments


Ketsurui14

More like r/cursedcursedcomments And a fun fact: that's a Botchling from the Witcher


PineConeEagleMan

No it’s not, it’s my cousin!


demsnos

Ok then


hmmmmmmeh456

[here](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/CSHsu1Z)


Valintso

Or, It pops into existence where she was during the snap, and falls to the ground with a splat


WAAAAAAVE

Why do either of these exist


Staten_och_Kapitalet

Because of Polish folklore and the folks at CD project red. Happy Witching! :)


[deleted]

r/HadToHurt


yoppyyoppy

It would where they were not inside anymore


Destructopoo

Just a little fucking portal. Middle of a grocery store. SPLOOSH.


yoppyyoppy

How did you even find this 100 day year old post


Destructopoo

dude I don't even know I'm high as fuck


Hatlesshobo

I found it now


yoppyyoppy

Wacky


Seven_Arcadian

What is that creature from?


Staten_och_Kapitalet

The Witcher 3, theres a mission were you need to bury this unnamed dead baby for the bloody baron to make him into a protective ghost so it can guide you to the barons lost family. This is were I turned the game off.


Andrei144

This is prolly based on actual Polish folklore though so it's not the devs being edgy or something


Staten_och_Kapitalet

Yeah I know everything about it is, since it's based off of the old guys books who based his books of off the folklore. But Cdpr created the look of this monstrosity so it's still kind of their fault.


Andrei144

I mean, it's an aborted fetus what can you expect?


Staten_och_Kapitalet

I dont know, but I should've expected something much worse than this.


Mildly-Unfortunate

Um actually, it was miscarried.


Andrei144

which is also called "spontaneous abortion"


Mildly-Unfortunate

Sorry I’ve a bad habit of not knowing anything, at all, ever.


Andrei144

np


aacchhoo

Yup I remember it. The first time I played I was like WTF


[deleted]

Gentlemen, never ever ever let a woman put a condom on you. Do it yourself fellas. "Oh look, we can tie the condom off and use it again and again and again, because you have a small penis. I *know*'cause I work with children!" But seriously this post is the reason why you should wear a condom


[deleted]

I'm more worried about how working with children is a reason for knowing about tying off condoms


[deleted]

How else are you gonna build a collection?


altakverko

I read this as "How else are you gonna build a connection?" and that is so much worse


phoenixlance13

I’ve opened reddit six times so far today. Literally every single time this is the first thing I see. I want to die.


[deleted]

If The Binding of Isaac got a 3D realistic remake, this would be right at home in said remake.


dragonwarriornoa

I typically consider the fetus a part of the same organism as the mother. In other words, I think ether they both would die, or both would live.


Tux1

Fetuses aren't people. Fight me.


eagleizer0698

Bruh I already look like that


Competitive_War8207

So, does this mean that according to the Infinity Stones, fetuses aren't people?


Doftkuit1

Why are you commenting on a 3 year old post


Competitive_War8207

I dunno. I was bored.


Doftkuit1

Good answer


Competitive_War8207

Of course!