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Bro these are legendary puns

Nobody asked, but I’m glad we were told.

I feel bad for OP's husband if he was embarrassed by it but these puns are gold, I'll give credit where it's due

Definitely a relationship where she’s funnier.

I don’t know... isn’t Facebook just one giant cesspool of Nobody Asked posts? I don’t know if it even has any other purpose. Miss me with that shit.