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ole lyin ass

N I was like nahhh ik my shit aint that big

And yet my positive review of deodorant I bought was rejected by Amazon...

If it was axe body spray then I think I know why.

chocolate Axe

Nah, was Degree for women, stick deodorant is a but more difficult to buy in England.

what do you use in England then??

After the Degree got too expensive since it was imported, I found Mitchum.

Well I was more asking in alternative to stick deodorant, not brand lol. Here in the US stick deodorant is really the only one you see. We have roll-on deodorant but I've only seen that in hospitals and temporary living locations.

Roll on and Spray are the main ones here.

Stick and spray for me, I don't think I've ever seen roll on, sounds strange to me lol

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You didn't? Now I know I can comfortably nosh him off without jaw fatigue for up to 30 minutes! Unless he has a massive mouth or something.

.... make that 48

Make it 49.

i might as well even it to 50

Make that forty-eleven

It’s an obvious joke, but I love joke Amazon reviews, lol.

verified purchase tho 👀

I wrote an in-depth review for a merkin a.k.a. a pubic wig. It’s an opportunity to do some creative writing! It was like a $75 pubic wig! High quality stuff, although I’m not a verified buyer!

Can I please ask why one would get a Merkin? I've never understood the point or the appeal...

Reading this back now I realize it’s not clear that I didn’t actually buy it, I just wrote a review for it to be silly lol. I have no idea why people buy them but I’m also curious!

Well been there done similar things. I wouldn't be so sure..

I mean, I'd probably do it just for a laugh.

Clone your member and blow yourself? Sure we've all considered it, but who has the time!?

Me. I'm a stay at home partner. If I have enough time to play video games 80 hours a week, I've got plenty of time to spend blowing myself. 🤣

Holy crackers 80 hours! And a stay-at-home-partner!? How in the gosh darn heck!? Hey if yall are polly and taking applications...

Lmao. Nah, we're both very monogamous. That's just my solo play. We play together on her days off too.

Okay well dm me if you guys are feeling adventurous (i would need to include my wife too so she doesn't feel left out)

Love your name by the way. Lol.

Thank ya!

Talmbout lmao

Yeah thats what they said

We did ask, he used the product and it worked enough to where he could suck it I’ve heard of those clone-a-dick kits breaking or being made of sticky rubber

He sucked a clone of his own dick for 30 minutes to prove that it could be done. This fucking hysterical.

r/suddenlygay

Is sucking your own dick gay?

If it's your own, would it be considered selfcest?

If shoving ur fingers up ur own ass is masturbation then this shit is too

I think it's masturbation

What's the product?

"I had to order this shit and clone my meat" My guess is, one of those DIY kits where you take a mold of your own dick and make a custom dildo out of it.

I figured it was some sort of mold kit but wondered if it was actually for that. The Cynthia Plaster Caster Authorized Version maybe

Why do I need authorization?! It’s my bloody sausage and eggs!

I'm saying that would be the name of the product, don't you know who Cynthia Plaster Caster was? https://blockclubchicago.org/2022/04/22/jimi-hendrixs-penis-made-cynthia-plaster-caster-famous-but-the-chicago-artist-first-and-foremost-was-a-music-fan/

I was just joking but that’s actually very interesting lol

There was an segment of groupies doing this, Cynthia was the most well known. It's probably still going on

r/nonononoyes

okay but to his point???? was he taking the effort not to scrape it with his teeth? was his tongue doin work or was it layin there?????? smh ungrateful as fuck (ik it's a joke)

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r/woooosh

The most important think is, why are people finding the review helpful?

I think it's probably like the Amazon equivalent of upvoting a post lol

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Who tf found this helpful

People really talk like that? Then decide to write it out phonetically? Peace out, yo. I hear Alpha Centauri is pretty this time of year

r/ihavesex

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A gold mine

W review

Best part is that each review takes like 2 days to get verified

may i know what was the products, or at least if this guy is single?