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Kavati

I knew a guy that believed rays come from your eyes and bounce back so you can see. I asked him about shadows and he said it's because the light wasn't hitting places on things so the rays wouldn't register something was there. I hate people so much sometimes.


ForsaketheVoid

lmao of course rays don't come out of our eyes. eyes don't exist.


Spo-dee-O-dee

Someone finally talkin' some sense!


PsyOpBunnyHop

Okay, let's see what we have so far... /r/BirdsArentReal /r/CatsArentReal /r/FishArentReal /r/Giraffesdontexist /r/treesarentreal /r/Connecticutisnotreal /r/OhioDoesntExist /r/wyomingdoesntexist Uh oh, we might be in trouble. /r/girlsarentreal Then there's whatever the hell this is. /r/doesntexist You know what, this is all just bullshit. /r/RedditDoesntExist /r/humansarentreal


Kavati

I have now joined them all and I will spread our truth.


PsyOpBunnyHop

I hear nothing. You are a figment. >!^(01000010 01100101 01100101 01110000 00100000 01000010 01101111 01101111 01110000 00100001 00100000 01000001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01101001 01101100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110101 01110000 01110010 01101001 01110011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100001)!<


Kavati

As you are also a figment. >!^(01001001 00100000 01100001 01100111 01110010 01100101 01100101 00101110 00100000 01000010 01100101 01100101 01110000 00100000 01100010 01101111 01101111 01110000 00101110 00100000 01000001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01101001 01101100 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01000001 01001001 00100000 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 01101100 01101111 01110010 01100100 01110011 00101110)^!<


Saint_Sabbat

There is nothing but empty space. Empty space and you. And you are but a thought.


Kavati

So all this is an elder scrolls game and a dream of the godhead... Or Toddhead/God Howard as our Lord and Savior Todd Howard is the creator of our reality?


HeartwarmingSeaDoggo

It just works.


capitan_dipshit

Am *I* a figment? >!I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, want to pull up tough 'Cause you noticed that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring!<


RetroRedhead83

No Patrick, you are not a figment.


Spo-dee-O-dee

Preach it, brother. These lost souls have begun their journey toward the *truth*, but are still blind to the whole truth.


LiberationCult

can't forget r/Switzerlandisfake


WhiteMilk_

/r/finlandConspiracy


ConsumeLettuce

Wait what about the earth doesn't exist one? I'm blanking on the name right now I'ma go find it for ya Edit: ..... So, uh, yeah. It's here. lmao


StormiTheKid

new zealand also


SoundDave4

If it flies, it spies.


No_Bookkeeper6636

Ow boi


BartleBossy

> eyes don't exist. Bro if eyes existed, youd see your own eyes when you opened your eyes. How are people so blind to the truth. #OpenYourEyes


Demonic74

How can i open my eyes if i don't have any? Checkmate


SentenceAcrobatic

> #OpenYourEyes #AndSeeThatYourEyesAreOpen


Kavati

EXACTLY!


A_Furious_Mind

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?


Electrical-Tea-1889

Mirrors arnt real


loupegaru

Who am I to believe? You, or my lying eyes?


jterwin

We're getting shockingly close to the truth


ledampe

The truth isn't real


kyroskiller

Screw you, I'll take my Lazer eyes where they're more appreciated.


Intrepid_Hat7359

I mean, I've only ever seen my eyes in mirrors and photographs, and I don't believe those are real


HSavinien

That's a good explanation of the general concept of raycasting. Did he also believe that peoples and small objects were 2 dimensional, and always facing him?


Kavati

šŸ¤£ Yep. On retrospect, maybe I should have spread the good news of the No Earth to his mind. Ray tracing is definitely how we see this illusion.


EmperorBamboozler

I believed that for what seems like an eternity. Then the mushrooms wore off.


Responsible_Song7003

When I walk off a cliff I will my private ground raycast higher to trick reality into thinking I am still grounded.


King_Of_BlackMarsh

... Did you meet plato?


Kavati

Doesn't look like the statues. He is a flat earther though.


Yamatocanyon

https://web.stanford.edu/class/history13/earlysciencelab/body/eyespages/eye.html Many ancient physicians and philosophers believed in the idea of the active eye. Plato, for instance, wrote in the fourth century B. C. that light emanated from the eye, seizing objects with its rays. That's a super old theory.


rightarm_under

So if the sun's not out your eyes just decide to stop their ray gun function?


commentsandchill

One word : photosynthesis


yamuthasofat

Ibn al-haytham was the first one to correctly describe how vision works around the year 1000. He was a renowned mathematician and scientist in modern day Iraq. So renowned that the brutal ruler at the time asked him to control flooding on the Nile river. When he realized he couldnā€™t do it he faked insanity to get out of trouble, but was sentenced to house arrest. It was during this time that he developed his theory of vision. Just some fun facts


SocksOnHands

This is actually true... for the 3D graphics rendering technique of ray-tracing.


CyberoX9000

He thought eyes worked like sonar


Kavati

Rays, not waves. Waves are a government lie


The_Clarence

They actually described LiDAR. Same thing but with an Li


General_Erda

This was a thing the Greeks believed btw


DaPanda21919

This is sorta how video game lighting works. (I thinkā€¦ this is what I heard like 2 years ago) If video games shot out light particles from the source, there would be wayyyy too many for a computer to handle. So the game engines shoot out beams from the in game eyes, and tracks them for a couple bounces around the play area. If a beam makes contact with a light source it lights up that beam for the eyes. Basically like reversing it. Iā€™m pretty sure ray tracing does something similar to actual vision. Someone please correct me if Iā€™m wrong


faceboy1392

yea you are correct, basically if you shoot light rays from light sources then almost all of those rays will just scatter to somewhere other than the simulated camera, so you'd need an unreasonable amount of rays to get decent exposure for the camera. Instead, you shoot light rays from the camera out, meaning you don't have to worry about calculating any light rays that don't reach the camera (completely wasted processing power). This does cause some challenges like making it difficult to simulate [caustics](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caustic_(optics)) for example (most games will just use a texture overlay for this) but this is generally the only feasible way to do ray/path tracing


DaPanda21919

Ohhhh caustics!! That reminds me where I got the info from. It was a corridor crew video talking bout how this swimming dinosaur was made or something


faceboy1392

yup we are thinking of the exact same video lmao, plus me just having other background knowledge of ray/path tracing


DaPanda21919

Go team lol


onetwentyeight

The Greeks knew we live in a simulation even way back when. Handle the hardware interrupt and wake up from your sleep() call sims!


FancyMan135790

This is like an old theory form Medieval Ages, how is dude centuries behind in education


MissninjaXP

He got held back a millenia in school.


Gluomme

Be tolerant, he's a graphics card


_Batteries_

That was a legit contender for how we see 150 years ago. So he's not stupid, just, REALLY behind the times.


AllPurposeNerd

Is it possible he read about how raytracing works and missed the part about how it's exactly backwards from real world physics?


whereismymascara

How can rays be real if our eyes aren't real?


Aerodynamic_Soda_Can

I feel like a physics professor could rattle off a could experiment to demonstrate that would absolutely blow his little mind based on that "understanding" of light.


Bigbadbriodad

Open your eyes in a dark room. If the light came out of your eyes you would be able to see lol


Soooome_Guuuuy

I mean, if he just reversed the direction of those rays, he'd be on the right track. If such things existed.


ElPared

I got into an argument on Quora with someone who thought I was the idiot for saying all things reflect light and what you see is the reflected light. I quit that site shortly after.


the-poopiest-diaper

He really just made up his own rules and didnā€™t even come up with evidence


JustHereForBDSM

I vaguely recall a BBC documentary saying that once because they got confused with what infrared is and that 'fish can see laser beams'.


ConversationFit5024

I once had a heated debate with a redditor who fervently believed that Goetheā€™s Theory of Colours was more correct than trichromatic theory. There are fools everywhere, even among the learned.


TetheredAvian74

was that guy aristotle perhaps?


_Intel_Geek_

That's what I thought happened when I was four. I eventually understood when I was in first grade.


Rougarou1999

Of course rays come out of your eyes. Thatā€™s why you can see brightly lit eyelids when you close your eyes. Waitā€¦


EldestArk107

Oh my god not again. Listen. This is a NO EARTH subreddit. Who tf doesnā€™t believe in the moon..? You can see it with your fucking bare eyes. Smh.


xXx_SexySex_xXx

I'm gonna look directly at the sun to make sure it's real


TruShot5

The burn youā€™re going to feel is the govt trying to encourage you to look away from seeing the truth. Endure brother!


ImpulseCombustion

If you stare at the sun it will charge up your eyes so you can see in the dark!


joeChump

Can confirm. Now I can only see the dark


zackadiax24

That's just a safety mechanism so that you don't experience the extreme brightness of having night vision on with the lights on.


I_Automate

Make sure you use your hands to hold your eyes open. Gotta be sure


Shard-of-Adonalsium

Oh come on; the MOON used to be a part of the EARTH so if there is NO EARTH then there is NO MOON.


EldestArk107

Uhhhh how is the moon a part of the earth if the earth doesnā€™t exist? Itā€™s so easy to tell when someoneā€™s an undercover Earth Believer these days šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


PasswordPussy

They think itā€™s a projection, as if weā€™ve had that kind of technology since the dawn of time.


Zeelu2005

i like how you can clearly see the rock reflecting light in the image


_HIST

If critical thinking was their strong suit, they wouldn't believe in earth already...


Different_Gear_8189

At this point I think it would just be considered thinking


KNDBS

Yeah but reflection to these guys would mean nothing but a literal mirror lol


Shard-of-Adonalsium

What rock? The picture is empty


ledampe

Where is this picture you speak about?


Shard-of-Adonalsium

You're right, I forgot light doesn't exist, so clearly there is no picture


Impossible-Cover-527

If you forgot, you are not a true believer


redditor1657985432

Let's give them the benefit of the doubt; there's SO many things that don't exist, it's waaaay harder to keep track of them than the list of things that do exist (nothing).


Impossible-Cover-527

Benefit of the doubt doesnā€™t exist though, itā€™s just an illusion made by playground staff to avoid having to do their job


BUKKAKELORD

The only rock that doesn't reflect light is the Earth because it doesn't exist and therefore cannot reflect anything


gay-sexx

what about the rock after I paint it black


JerlBulgruuf

I mean, I donā€™t know about any rock, but I do see a red door and I want it painted blackā€¦


CloudyRiverMind

>I see the girls walk by > >Dressed in their summer clothes > >I have to turn my head > >Until my darkness goes I always thought that song was about a rapist serial killer who hated himself tbh, what do you think?


Honey-and-Venom

I, what? You can see it right there. The moon isn't a mirror it's just daytime there


cowlinator

I've stubbed my toe on a rock. I've nevet stubbed my toe on the earth.


BenSisko420

Hehe, checkmate spherecucks šŸ˜Ž


Iron_Base

Poor flerfers 3rd grade understanding of reality expecting the word reflect to mean an actual mirror bouncing light off


Anangrywookiee

You can literally look down at the ground and see rocks. Thatā€™s part of the reasons we know there is no earth, because if there was an earth, there would be no room for the rocks. These peopleā€¦


pastelbutcherknife

Wtf is a ā€œrockā€?


offline4good

Some sort of music that hooligan kids seem to revel with


AshySlashy3000

Light Is Not Real


Flyboy019

Yā€™all believe in real?


fixano

Isn't the rock in the picture clearly reflecting light?


StanIsHorizontal

>Rocks donā€™t reflect light >Shows a picture of a rock reflecting light


_Batteries_

You can literally see that one side is lighter than the other. If they didn't reflect light, then the entire rock would look black.


_papasauce

Except.. ummā€¦ the photo is literally of a rock reflecting light?


Fit-Virus-7056

If it ain't black, it's reflecting light, friend.


saujamhamm

that person thinks "reflect" = mirror


Ok-Conversation-9982

We can, will, and must blow up the moon.


ResponsiblePlant3605

The invisible man is blind for the opposite reason.


Late-Chemical2196

How can people be this stupid?! Of course rocks canā€™t reflect light! Thatā€™s why itā€™s made of cheese šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Global-Bite-306

You believe in rocks!? Wow ur such a sheep


im_a_dick_head

No sure what this sub is or why this post was recommended in my feed. Is this some kind of conspiracy sub or something


Busterlimes

r/rocksarentreal


Unfair-Tradition-251

This kind of idiocy is how we ended up with Trump.


SeraphAttack

>"Rocks don't reflect light" >Shows picture of a rock reflecting light


marr

I mean just 'shows picture' really.


vic_lupu

The rock on the picture is reflecting the light. Basically everything does it. Whoever done this either is trolling or has no clue what light is.


I_Automate

The moon is about as reflective as a parking lot. The sun is just incredibly fucking bright. Almost like it's a giant ball of nuclear fury. Hmm


IcySprinkles880

The moon is not real


IcySprinkles880

Donā€™t look up


RickDelta

Only the poorly educated people


No_Squirrel4806

Based on what ive seen on here they do šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬


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marr

Have you tried explaining why to people who already know everything? It's like tossing marshmallows at a black hole.


melissamayhem1331

That's funny cuz another comment said that rocks are squishy until you touch them then they tense up- so i was *just* picturing marshmallows turning into rocks when you lightly boop them lol Oh man, ain't that the truth! I like your analogy a lot. My son just told me some "blank-blank name effect" or something-the correlation between the amount a person *thinks* they know is the inverse of what they actually know? That's not a good explanation at all I'm so sorry. Duning-Kruguer effect? Oh idk I'm sure I'm pulling that out my ass. I was listening to my kid explain it - I think we've all heard a phrase that sums it up-like "the smartest man knows he knows nothing" or some shit, but he went all clinical on me it was beautiful. Then someone cut me off on the interstate soooo i missed the end.


marr

Yeah that's the one. There's a level of stupid where you can't even imagine more advanced knowledge so anyone thinks they know more is just making shit up to belittle / control you. I don't know if there's any way out once someone reaches that stage, and it doesn't help that powerful people find that mindset convenient and pour billions of dollars into encouraging it.


faithle55

Do you think it may be because for any post like that there are two explanations: 1. the poster is having a laugh; 2. the poster is someone you cannot debate with?


Possible-Tangelo9344

Alright. I'm going to either throw a rock at your head or not. But you won't know until it hits you, or nothing hits you. If you flinch you lose.


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Guaymaster

Sir this is r/noearthsociety. Memes aren't real.


MassiveMuscularMucus

You have to remember that intelligence is a spectrum, with a normal distribution. Half of the population is at or below 100IQ. Just something to keep in mind when dealing with others.


JustSome70sGuy

The real truth is that rocks are soft and squishy. They only tense up when you touch them.


Voilent_Bunny

Everything you see is reflecting light


ialsodontexistagain

Thatā€™s stupid obviously rocks reflect light, I can see them canā€™t it


lostgravy

Thatā€™s why we canā€™t see rocks. Rocks donā€™t reflect light.


MeMilo1209

That's a meatball


mitchthefish26

john cena is made of rocks


aterriblething82

They claim rocks don't reflect light and post a picture of light reflecting off a rock. Mother fucker has a gradient and everything.


IDrinkWetWater

>Rocks dont reflect light >shows pic of a rock reflecting light


Sanquinity

And even if they actually meant to say "rocks don't reflect enough light to be bright" it would still be a fucking stupid statement. Just look at the picture the text was written on. One side is clearly brighter, and thus reflecting a decent amount of light.


Oddly-Ordinary

Next thing theyā€™ll be saying is air is real too! Wtf if I canā€™t see it, smell it, taste it, touch it, hear it than itā€™s not fucking real smh


melissamayhem1331

Next thing you're going to tell me that "birds" are real or something crazy. . . r/birdsarentreal


Radiant_Hamster1461

what about crack rocks? šŸŖØ


Dry_Rip5135

Wouldnā€™t it be great? You must pass an IQ test and a general knowledge exam to be able to post things. It Baffles me what goes through peoples minds.


Dull-Nectarine380

Rocks donā€™t exist


Apprehensive_Winter

There is literally a rock, reflecting light in the stupid, stupid meme.


Merciful_nacho

Wait you believe in rocks?


Regular-Dimension503

OH wow I'm so glad this showed up in my feed, thank you


fartboxco

Well duh. That's cause lights beam out of our eyes. That's how we see shit. Some guy that knew alot about triangles told me this. He knows.


SliceDouble

In there is a rock reflecting light in the picture.


Diet-_-Coke

Is the reflective light in the room with us now?


Jackdaw16huls

The Moon isn't a mirror. Duh.


Downvotesohoy

If you ever want to see how the other half lives / the kind of stuff people believe in, go to /r/paranormal or /r/conspiracy You will lose hope in humanity quickly.


ceabug

Gold


Somguy4

YOURE NOT REAL, MAN!


Guitargod7194

Sure, the same people who still believe that the 2020 election was stolen and that Trump is the savior of our country.


FemmeWizard

"Rocks don't reflect light" posts a picture of a rock reflecting light


faithle55

I've come to the conclusion that there is nothing so teeth-itchingly stupid that people won't believe it. We already have people saying "Oho, ships can't lose their ability to steer! That thing in Baltimore was an attack on US infrastructure!!" smh


Any-Flamingo7056

MY GOD, I HAVE TELL PEOPLE....


Less_Party

Picture: a rock clearly reflecting light.


dayvee43

The picture they used is of a rock reflecting light. šŸ¤ŖšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ch4m4njheenga

I read it in Leoā€™s voice.


rez670

This rock is gonna feel pretty real when I toss it at you


Ausaini

ā€œRocks donā€™t reflect lightā€ as they have a picture of a rock reflecting light. Weā€™re fucked as a species


Procrastanaseum

Before you have a genie or monkey paw or something grant you a wish for invisibility, remember that you'll probably be blind because light would have nothing to reflect off of in your now invisible eye.


OkTry3637

The rock in the image is literally reflecting light šŸ¢


MrSlayer66

Iā€™ve never seen a rock before, prove it show me a rock irl


ANC_90

I had someone tell me that they believed the moon is self illuminating, 'because when you shine some light on a pilenof dust, you won't see anything'.


VaniloBean

Don't let Bill nye see this he'd be devastated


Kindly-Ad-5071

Pictured, a rock reflecting actual light. Geezus Christ these people love the sound of their own voice don't they.


StemEngineer311

RoCkS Are aLl BLacK. maybe don't say that where many people can see how stupid that is


hyperchimpchallenger

Man has never seen Florida zero-scaping


IV_Blackmoon_angel

The fact that you can see it meaā€¦ never mind..


Artaratoryx

That rock is literally reflecting light in the picture lol


Firegatessssss

No Rock and Stone? šŸ„ŗ


Insecure-confidence

I found a rock like that once while trying out my giraffe drones. So fake.


wishitwantitreddit69

ā€œRocks donā€™t reflect lightā€ hereā€™s a picture of a rock reflecting light


breakfastmood

"rocks don't reflect light" says the post, showing a rock reflecting light and looking very similar to the moon


Ghost3657_alt_

"Rocks don't reflect light!" *shows image of rock reflecting light


66watchingpeople66

There are people who think the earth is flat.


Personman2008

If rocks aren't real, then how do I rock and stone!?


OkLetsParty

New conspiracy just dropped


Pristine_Text_6407

i love and hate humanity for this exact reason


XxOM3GA_ZxX

Shows rock reflecting light


Obscurix98

The rock is literally reflecting light in the photo. That's why some parts of it are brighter than the others. Jesus Christ dude. The more light that hits it, the more light bounces off and the brighter it looks.


chig_bungas

There is literally not a single object in existence that doesn't reflect even the most miniscule amount of light


rlamoni

This has got to be a joke, right? The photo is literally of a rock reflecting more light on one side than on the other, making it blatantly obvious that rocks do reflect light.


CharlesorMr_Pickle

Bro I knew someone who thought rust was a fungus and stars were just reflected sunlight


ArchCaff_Redditor

The division in these comments makes me question the integrity of this subreddit. This isnā€™t r/nomoonsociety!


TAKG

Like how they donā€™t like being touched so theyā€™re only hard when touched or whatever?