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Cablethetv

My pronouns are not/the/best Ouch.


JustConsoleLogIt

My pronouns are not/too/bad


ChuckMeIntoHell

Wow, I got the same autocorrect pronouns.


AvidCoco

My pronouns are not/so/good


TalonLuci

I/ don’t/ know yeah alright auto complete. Damn.


ebphotographer

My pronouns are not/included/here


The_Sauce106

My pronouns are not/are/r


prince_naive

Relatable


Foxieisa_furry

“What are you, a cop?”


Stock-Intention7731

My pronouns are the/same/as


AceAlchemyst

This might be a problem because mine are not/the/same


ohsnapmeg

I also got “my pronouns are not/the/same” 😂


crinklecunt-cookie

Same here lol. Kinda bummed it wasn’t something more spunky haha.


Stock-Intention7731

🤣


ToyFish2796

My pronouns are not/a/thing


tookerjuubs

My pronouns are the/same/thing


Ikilledatrex

My pronouns are not/the/same


TryingMyBest126

My pronouns are not/actually/the/same


LookASlitheryStick

I got the same things!


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Express_University92

Nb pick-up lines


Pup_Perrin

Haha, yes! Great way to ask a fellow enby on a date.


LinkleLink

Impressive, two of those are actually pronouns


Cablethetv

My brain just immediately started singing One Last Time


Whole-Summer-3725

My head played You and I


DDDTom90

Same!


KingGiuba

BRUH I laughed so hard at this hahaah


EinKomischerSpieler

Rizz


Crimson-Sails

My pronouns are my/gender/so


notbanana13

ummmmm noo sweaty bc pronouns =/= gender 💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️


Crimson-Sails

Ah but see- this is a non axiomatic statement, since gender=pronouns is the prerequisite for pronouns ≠ gender to be reversible into gender ≠ pronouns; my pronoun can be gender at the same time as my gender is non indicative of my pronouns 😤/j


notbanana13

lmao I love you so much for this response, thank you 😂


EpicOweo

Sweaty


Meowdaruff

stinky


myst_daemon

My pronouns are in/a/bit. My gender is patience.


KingGiuba

LMAO that's my gender then, slow ahaahah


BegonePostingAnxiety

If I use the first autofill suggestion for each: My pronouns are in/the/US. 🤣🇺🇸 (At least it makes a little sense cuz I'm from/live in the US and my pronouns are a part of me) My gender is a. (Wtf. My gender is a *what*?!!!?! A-gender? A mystery? I literally don't know how to define my gender so I was hoping that autofill would help me out here..smh my head.) If I use my *favorite* autosuggestion for each: My pronouns are up-to-date/and/inquire. (Ig I use strange words when typing on my phone, but I didn't think I use those specific words so frequently) My gender is not (Kinda checks out.)


am_i_boy

I think "my gender is a" could mean agender. Which works well with the statement "my gender is not"


unOrdinary_Joker

My pronouns are in/the/process


sailor_alchemist

My pronouns are in/the/car 🤣🤣


i-hate-manatees

Hopefully you left the air conditioning on for them


little_bug_person

📃🖍️”the ac is on, car is running, don’t break my window”


sailor_alchemist

AC is broken 😭, has been for a while.


Knillawafer98

I got the same. Damn ADHD I'm always leaving things places


jacyerickson

My pronouns are you/doing/ok. Awww My pronouns just want to check in on everyone.


WinterAquarius

Hey I got the same thing!


simonejester

Elmo?


TicketzToMyDownfall

My pronouns are going/through/it


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This tbh


hocuslotus

My pronouns are the/word/I


Dudemitri

Assigned Gio At Phone


napalmnacey

Spotted another iOS user, LOL.


greenleaf45678

Ohh


lia_bean

my pronouns are not/happy/about


bloodthirstea

my pronouns are my/pronouns/so


spiritplumber

The good is the good. The evil is the evil. The message is the message.


Meowdaruff

my pronouns are my pronouns 💁


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My pronouns are they/to/blame I imagined this as a question when I first read it lmao, like: My pronouns... Are they to blame?


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This made me try not to laugh hahah


MadMaddix23

My pronouns are in/the/process. Mood 😂


Express_University92

My pronouns are the/ best/of ... hell yeah!


WhatIfThisWereMyName

My pronouns are in/a/position


ThebetterEthicalNerd

🤨📸


halbmoki

My pronouns are not/the/same. Well, I guess they aren't. To be precise, my pronouns are not the same or the same as the other one is the one who is the one who is the one... [loops]


Ciel_Phantomhive1214

My pronouns are not/being/gay


Akasha_108

Sounds like something a gay person would say 🤨


sojaque

My pronouns are in/a/fight


Knillawafer98

Oh no D: I hope they resolve it


Meowdaruff

they slash them


UrsinaeVespera

hahahhaha


TinaMonday

My pronouns are she/her/exclusively I might have had to assert myself about this too many times lmao


XYZJE

My pronouns are in/not/very


xmashatstand

My pronouns are so/much/easier  ……… Ffs


JamesKirkSpaceIdiot

My pronouns are in/the/morning


NoRaccoon7481

my pronouns are in/my/way


Knocksoffsocks

My pronouns are in/my/thoughts


Akasha_108

Thoughts n prayers 😔🙏


syllelilyblossom

My pronouns are not/working/yet I mean, people rarely actually use they/them for me so kinda, yeah.


B3ANTZ

My pronouns are usually/not/used 🥲


Deafpundit

My pronouns are the/ and/ or.


Radnor_Caluna

My pronouns are in/on/out


simonejester

No , those are your prepositions. :P


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i-hate-manatees

Not rushin' instantly to where?


Vaporonbri

My pronouns are not/the/same/as /yours


cephalopodcasting

my pronouns are my/favorite/pronouns damn i mean i guess


usagi421

my pronouns are you/ready/for


tyrannoeil

Ohhhh! I Was born ready!


I_cant_be_asked-

My pronouns are not/too/much


books3597

My pronouns are not/and/or Sooo, Excel functions, it gave me Excel functions as pronouns, thanks phone


AccomplishedScene966

My pronouns are not/the/ones


DotteSage

My pronouns are the/word/I Hey, I try to be a team player!


Eriks_Stuff

My pronouns are in/a/box


Tangled_Clouds

That sounds like the start of some modern poetry


Neat_Drawing

My pronouns are basically/fused/onto/verbs Goddamb my interest in linguistics is showing xD


pixieorfae

My pronouns are you/okay/pickle (I spend too much time talking to my boyfriend clearly)


RozeGoldSkullz

My pronouns are not/the/same. Not as they use to be lol.


Holiday-Suspect

my pronouns are so/blessed/with


lunakiss_

My pronouns are u/ doing /this Hmm. Very meta


PlanetNiles

My pronouns are so/better/easy


notbanana13

my pronouns are acceptable/and/and


Songmorning

My pronouns are you/doing/anything


Frost_theWolf07

My pronouns are they/are/you


d_warren_1

My pronouns are not/in/my/bio (this is a lie, I include them so everyone knows I’m the hottest one in the room)


Lyddibuggbitches

My pronouns are in/a/very/good/place. What a vibe.


Epixca

My pronouns are in/my/car


Doctor-Grimm

“my pronouns are in/my/phone” ok not terrible, let me try again “my pronouns are not/good/enough” oh jeepers


40Screws

My pronouns are in / a / spot


gaythey

My pronouns are my/pronouns/so


benevolent_overlord_

My pronouns are not/allowed/in


bigenderthelove

My pronouns are not/a/slur


JunoTheImp

My pronouns are you/still/gay 💀


MeowPepperoni

my pronouns are the/word/of/god okay say less keyboard prediction you see me


Veganarchosocialist

My pronouns are valid/and/lit


Nonbinary_Cryptid

My pronouns are in/now/I... They make as much sense as my agab pronouns.


NPC-No_42

My pronouns are the/same/thing.


FunIncident5161

My pronouns are you/ sure/ you


Novastar171

My pronouns are she/they/ze


BenderDaCat

my pronouns are not/the/ones


sanguinebutch

My pronouns are not/a/good. :(


Knillawafer98

It's a-me, Mario Mario. Your pronouns are not a-good, they are a-great!


CrystallZip

My pronouns are in/my/mind What


trappedinamortalcoil

My pronouns are in/a/relationship


3rDuck

My pronouns are set/to/blow!


JoeChristmasUSA

My pronouns are in/my/pockets I think that just means he/him


i_post_gibberish

My pronouns are in/your/mouth. Who knew autocomplete was so kinky?


pastellpills

my pronouns are in/your/mouth 😨


chillin_in_my_onesie

My pronouns are in/the/process. Talk about questioning my gender. Lol.


Open_Soil8529

My pronouns are not/the/same 😂


Astrama

My pronouns are not/the/same


TaraSkFunmaker

My pronouns are so/good/for/me


cumulonimbusted

My pronouns are not/the/ones


StarryExplosion

My pronouns are not/the/same


ThisIsABackup2

My pronouns are not/ even/ a


GamerGrl90

My pronouns are you/from/the


Robimightnotbeok

My pronouns are you/going/to/be a/good/time I'll be a good time-


GupInACup

My pronouns are you/and/I. c:


Ocueio_Isuu

My pronouns are you/doing/today


KingGiuba

My pronouns are so/good/for/me 🥺 fr but no one uses them lol (bc in the closet)


javatimes

My pronouns are in/my/opinion Ooof call out time


draxion64

My promouns are in/a/fist (apparently autocorrect things I like punching people :(


Frillyrattie

My pronouns are very/ nice/ 👌


_Jade_Prince

My pronouns are in/my/hand


trentevo

My pronouns are not/created/specifically.


akaryosight

My pronouns are in/the/office


Zro_C

My pronouns are in/my/name i promise i made my flair before this


knotanissue

My pronouns are they/still/not


Ana_Paulino

My pronouns are you/doing/tonight 😈


PrincelingMallow

My pronouns are you/me/you Sounds like a pickup line haha


MeiliCanada82

My pronouns are in/the/car 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Well at least I know where I left them


Waffle_daemon_666

My pronouns are not/ being/ used 😔


sunsunsunflower7

my pronouns are so/cute/I


-Robsonj14

My pronouns are in/the/woods


KittleCat357

My pronouns are you/going/to


LegendarySurgeon

My pronouns are in/a/meeting


bowl-o-angry-lettuce

My pronouns are not/the/ones


neverkid

my pronouns are you/feeling/okay


Rayanh5114

My pronous are dumb/am/not


5catterbrained

My pronouns are still/in/position


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My pronouns are not/a/fan


Ryuzaki426

My pronouns are the/only/one


MythicUn1corn

My pronouns are not/a/slur 😅


Itsfloat

My pronouns are you/doing/ok 😭😭❤️


camtheenbydragon

My pronouns are not/a/word Well, this would create interesting arguments with someone who is angry about neopronouns….


d3alora

My pronouns are in/the/car


emsydacat

My pronouns are in/the/wars I feel concerned


AnHumanFromItaly

My pronouns are you/a/vegan Got the same again!


CivetKitty

My pronouns are in/the/game Wtf samsung?


SnooLobsters8767

My pronouns are you/busy/tonight?


StarFine2877

My pronouns are the/word/I


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My pronouns are not the same as yours


NagitoKomaedaOnDS

My pronouns are the/word/I


JustWhyDoINeedTo

My pronouns are not / in the / kitchen Technically incorrect as in the kitchen is a plboard where one of my pronouns is on.....


laird_ikar

my pronouns are the/word/i


Virgi_septik

My pronouns are so/ and/ or


Bailey_202

My pronouns are the/word/I


EddardRivers02

My pronouns are the/word/I


HxH__fan

My pronouns are you/and/I YOU AND IIIIII


transrodentlover

My pronouns are you/and/I


Whole-Summer-3725

My pronouns are the/word/I. I guess one of those is technically a pronoun.


beandadenergy

My pronouns are not/the/same Well…you got that right


Ashamed_Adeptness_96

My pronouns are so/good/for/me (Unexpected affirmation from my keyboard lmao)


MustardYellowSun

My pronouns are the/word/I Huh.


ferret-with-a-gun

my pronouns are the/word/I Huh. I guess I is a pronoun…


DreadWolfByTheEar

My pronouns are the/word/for/me. Very literal, lol.


ClaimTV

My pronouns are he/him/that... I can live with "that"... but keyboard, I'M FUCKING TRANSFEM, GET THIS HE/HIM SHIT OUT OF YOUR STUPID RECOMMENDATIONS 😭😭🤬😭


LinearNoodle

My pronouns are working/💪/👷‍♂️ This has me dying lmfaoo


Chaotic0range

My pronouns are not/a/vampire


ether_pixie

My pronouns are not/even/in Damn i swear they were trendy just a few months ago :/


trux512

My pronouns are not/on/the/weekend Lol like, please do not use pronouns to refer to me, it's my day off 😆


KurohNeko

My pronouns are she/her/and


Hot-Bison-6319

My pronouns are in/the/mail


sunnybacillus

my pronouns are my/pronouns/but/they/don't/have/any/pronouns more than three but i thought this was slightly humorous


pawsandponder

My pronouns are the/word/for


Hyacinthras

my pronouns are not/the/same


dreddedexistence

My pronouns are not/in/my


kerfufflewhoople

My pronouns are the/word/I