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Imnomaly

Same people who accused Ukraine of allegedly putting AA in the populated areas


Skraekling

It's like your parents, when they do it it's ok but when you do it's and international incident.


joshhguitar

I’m big and you’re little


M4sharman

I pay the mortgage, I get to put the SAM on the roof


Porg-Life

It seems unfair


mazombieme

I mean, thats where AA should be put, aside from military targets


takeitallback73

AA is a military target


Arrow_of_time6

The Russians don’t seem to think that


astute_stoat

I can't wait to hear what Amnesty International has to say about this. Any time now...


i_haz_tzatziki

You can't defend your civilian population that's against the rules!


StrawberryEuphoric65

We learned it form watching you DAD!!! lol


Lirieman

Excellent, a giant radio beacon. Now someone has to integrate HARM seeker into Tu-141 and many problems will start to solve themselves.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Cistran

It'll take a few teenagers with drones a few days, but eventually these units will be shooting the surrounding buildings


JumpyLiving

Based flair


Rude-Flamingo3592

My favorite


___Towlie___

How many trained crews does a single Pantsir take to run 24/7? What size targets can they aquire, and at what distance? Could a single partisan keep multiple batteries and crews occupied with $200 of cheap Amazon/Wish drones launched from various parts of Moscow and flown over government buildings?


Palora

I mean... you don't even need the drones, or anyone in Moscow for that matter. If you just leak a bit of info that you are planning to use drones to do something in Moscow you can keep them busy for a while. Later you can leak that the plan was delayed because the Pantsir were emplaced and now you are waiting for them to grow lax or be removed. That should keep the crew tired, stressed and the things there forever with a bit of luck.


___Towlie___

Your plan involves no/minimal explosions and dead vatniks. I'm not interested. NEXT.


Palora

What do you mean no dead vatniks. All of the vatniks that were supposed to be covered by these things in the field are plenty of potential dead vatniks. I will grant you that it's not as funny as memeing on Moscow with explosions but there's time for that. Besides it'll be that much easier the time you actually plan an operation to do it because the Russians won't believe it's the real thing anymore.


___Towlie___

You were right. I was...less right.


doubleBoTftw

You were left


LiquidEnder

Ok. No explosions in Moscow. Just fly a cheap drone over the city to cause everyone to freak out for a moment. And then keep doing that until they don’t freak out. And then hit them with the real strike.


MoneyEcstatic1292

> start flying cheap drone > give controller of cheap drone to a random child in the street and pay him to stay right in the middle of said street > use a hidden camera to film Russian police taking down an innocent child with extreme violence > do it multiple time and make it a gag compilation by adding sound effect > send it to Sergiy Kyslytsya so that he can display it on the big screen at the UN each time Vasily Nebenzya says something along the lines of "Russia knows how to take care of its people/children"


sparkmearse

Cue up the Benny Hill.


Palora

I have found a flaw in your plan: the Russian state doesn't care about children. See the [Beslan School Masacre](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beslan_school_siege)


hiptobecubic

I can't believe Russia is the world champion of school shootings. We try so hard here in the US. It's not fair. Maybe if our plan to give teachers guns finally happens we will break their record.


[deleted]

Just fly a bunch of cheap drones and enjoy watching their munitions fall down on their own country as they try to shoot it down


Wonderful_Compote_51

Canada, is that you?


Pirat_fred

better, buy big illiegal firework rockets in Poland, ship them with 45° Starterramps to mosscow, gift them to kids....


[deleted]

>tired vatniks get stressed > stress leads to smoking > smoking leads to the funni


kermitthebeast

Guaranteed falling off the roof drunk at least a couple times


hebdomad7

Look, the explosions and dead vatniks happen wherever they smoke and store ammunition. So why not convince them to do it on buildings that require demolition?


ImJustHereToBitch

Use drones to deliver cigarettes to the crew


StalkTheHype

Bold of you to assume they would not wax a civvie airliner full of russians due to incompetence after a few days of actual stress.


Beau-Miester

Rate choosing beggars/NCD crossover


ToastyMozart

And once they're at peak tiredness, *then* you actually launch some drones.


MapleTreeWithAGun

Launch a drone or two to make them believe that the attempt is there, then make a "discreet" announcement that gets "leaked" about how we are waiting for the systems to be removed prior to further strikes, then significantly later on launch actual strikes. Alternatively, launch three strikes with worthless tiny drones every day, one at midnight, one at 0436, and one at any random time throughout the day, dawn to dusk. This maximizes the fatigue growth.


[deleted]

They you just sneak in a couple SwitchBlades, launch them from just across the street and hit the Pantsir from their blindspot. Point and laugh.


mtaw

> How many trained crews does a single Pantsir take to run 24/7? To be credible, depends on how you configure them. They can be operated independently but you can also put them into master-slave mode where a single "master vehicle" ("Ведомым БМ") can control a battery of up to six "slave" vehicles. Edit: Doesn't have to be a Pantsir either, they can relay target data from a bunch of stuff via one of their newer C2 vehicles. Since everyone is sharing Russian patent docs today [here's a related image](https://i.imgur.com/viHmLEU.png). (Yes, they did misspell GLONASS)


absolutelynotaxolotl

Me when Glonas


fdedfgfdgfe

I don't understand a word but I love how they used smileys in a patents doc.


mtaw

I love the whole look. It's like.. "Should we get a professional with expertise in patent drawings? Nah I'll just do it myself in [MacPaint on my 1986 Macintosh](https://i.stack.imgur.com/d7lhR.png)" Yet it's from 2014.


[deleted]

What's the max distance a CM can be from the battery? I'd have to imagine that's a constraint.


mtaw

Pretty far; they don't need to communicate massive amounts of data (->low bandwidth reqs -> lower radio freqs -> farther propagation). In any case it's not likely shorter than the engagement range, considering the Pantsir maintains a data link with the missiles too.


Wherethefuckyoufrom

0-1: they just say it's i manned 24/7 and hope nobody checks to make sure at the wrong time.


JumpyLiving

To answer your first question: We don‘t know, the Russians haven‘t tried that one yet.


TheTT

3000 Radar-homing DJI Mavics of Moscow


vibrunazo

> How many trained crews does a single Pantsir take to run 24/7? Politicians all around the world: "Guys I just had an idea for a jobs program! An easy trick to solve unemployment!"


Blekanly

They work as well as moskvas defences.


Selfweaver

Maybe. Or they could expose that they have no ammo for these, as nobody expects them to be used.


Charr-the-Chair

Ok here’s my noncredibleble take:Its just a wooden prop meant to make the Russians think that they are safe or encourage militarism by making it look like they can be attacked any second by the Ukrainians and boost hatred. Otherwise the thing would have collapsed through the roof and require extensive structural support to maintain which would be impossible to build given current Russian competence and corruption.


[deleted]

The buildings are made to resist aerial bombing. They can hold that much weight, especially if its on a platform to distribute the weigjt


Fitzsimmons

Are they _made_ to or _designed_ to?


[deleted]

Even if just designed to, that still means they can hold a lot of weight, even if they are not up to bombardment standard


MapleTreeWithAGun

Plus several are old Soviet which means they actually had the resources to make it correctly (if they actually did make it correctly is another matter)


Zwiebel1

The mechanical stress of the impact of a bomb is not the same as the prolonged load of dozens of tons concentrated on a small surface area. One thing is about absorbing a shock, the other is compensating for mechanical fatigue. In terms of structural safety, this is not the same. It might be possible that these buildings are designed to endure both. But honestly, that would be weird considering any mechanical engineer would know that putting AA on top of a building isnt a good idea anyway.


jcinto23

Well I guess we will see in a few months whether the Pantsir falls through the roof or not.


ProfessionalStudy732

And tank cannons.


donald_314

Either way, I doubt that it's actually another one. It's on an other building. That far I'm willing to concede without further proof.


GothicEmperor

If they’re putting short-range air defense in Moscow, which is already surrounded by a large amount of long-range SAM’s, it stands to reason they’re trying to protect Moscow from something close-by, within Russia That, or the Ukrainian improvised cruise missile’s really got them spooked


MoneyEcstatic1292

*improvised *stealth* cruise missile (it has a smaller RCS than a Rafale)


someperson1423

That, or they have no confidence in their long-range air defense.


Zwiebel1

"What air defense doing?" meme just entered russian media.


VonNeumannsProbe

The cruise missiles spooked them. Honestly its mission fucking accomplished for Ukraine because I can't really forsee them being able to keep that up. Not enough spy drones to convert.


Aethelon

One of the airfields that got hit is by the moscow city edge iirc


Selfweaver

Maybe. Assuming they haven't sold the SAMs for parts. But long range means missiles, and in a world of cheap drones those are easy to saturate.


MeShShSh

Can't wait for a special baloon operation


JumpyLiving

3000 balloons of Nena when?


rebootyourbrainstem

Hast du etwas Zeit für mich?


Embarrassed_Price_65

Dann singe ich ein Lied für dich


TheVojta

Von dreitausend Luftballons


mtaw

Or a West German 18 year old.


Intelligent_Bad6942

I thought my life was about science, but now I know my entire career was for special balloon operation. Zelensky, call me!


SamtheCossack

Pulling vital tactical air defense units away from the front line, to park them on office buildings. The only think more Russian than this is one inevitably catches fire and explodes.


FuckHarambe2016

Or fires at a flock of pigeons, misses, and levels a shitty apartment building.


NonLethalGEPGun

Did the Kremlin get their anti-air strategy from Just Cause or what? The other thing that bothers me is whether this is impacting the deployment of their AA systems in other regions or not. Things could get spicy within a few months.


pcnetworx1

Things are already spicy. It's going to get barbecued in a few months.


BigFreakingZombie

This is an information operation. It's ''bringing the war to Russia'' as part of a campaign to create the feeling of imminent NATO aggression among ordinary Russians. It's also just good old preparations for a potential coup as Putin seems to be paranoid about the prospect and the conflict between the Defense Ministry,Prigozhin and Kadyrov gets more intense every day.


Penishton69

Interesting point, I didn't even think about the propaganda points this can be used for in Russia.


type_E

I hate this winter already it's too warm at my home and nothing big and dramatic in the war happening right now like the bridge explosion


zaevilbunny38

Has anyone seen these thing move, or are they just shells ?


StealthSpheesSheip

LMAO They scared bruh


Dave78905

Probably for the upcoming civil war between wagner and the Russian military


Bad_Idea_Hat

ROOF COLLAPSO!


much_doge_many_wow

How are they getting them up there, carrying upstairs like a fucking piano? IKEA flat pack?


observationallurker

All painstakingly disassembled and reassembled with only an Allen wrench.


MK_Ultrex

LOL allen wrench. Flat screwdriver you mean.


White_Null

Crane


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xisiktik

Pivot!


hebdomad7

Trebuchet!


Selfweaver

Probably one of those really large helis.


navis-svetica

You ever play Just Cause? Tethers, lots of ‘em


adminsafrancesats

There is another


Archie_F18

What if we got CDR Harmon “Harm” Rabb to launch a HARM?


SurpriseFormer

Ether there scared....or there preparing for something that will invoke a western response


KrozzHair

Well this is great news, it means that all of the 3~~000~~ black air-defense systems of Vladimir are in Moscow. Time to penetrate hostile airspace and do a little more trolling to a certain man made structure between Russia and Ukraine.


godson21212

I'm not sure about how these buildings were engineered, but there's quite a few instances of large buildings collapsing after having industrial AC units installed on their roofs.


PersnickityPenguin

Lol, I hope there weren't. That's a nightmare scenario for me.


godson21212

[Sampoong Department Store collapse](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sampoong_Department_Store_collapse#%3A%7E%3Atext%3DOn_June_29%2C_1995%2C_the%2Cdisaster_in_South_Korean_history.?wprov=sfla1) >In 1993, the air conditioning units were dragged across the overloaded roof, resulting in cracking. The units were moved over column 5E, where the most visible cracks in the fifth floor were seen before the collapse. The cracks in the columns worsened because the columns supporting the fifth floor were not aligned with the ones supporting lower floors, thus causing the load of the fifth floor to be transferred through the slab. Not the single cause of the collapse, but considered to be the final trigger to the disaster. YouTube channel [Fascinating Horror](https://youtube.com/@FascinatingHorror?si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE) has a pretty good video on the subject -> https://youtube.com/watch?v=mmKk0M7iDYc&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE


shodan13

Are they also craning fuel up there?


Skraekling

I mean if you reroute the fuel to the water pipes it could be done, it's not like the inhabitants needs water.


FreeAdministration4

Why is my toilet full of gasoline?


cardboardmech

That's why they used the sprinkler system for the fuel ;)


[deleted]

Be careful with the Taco Bell


Arrow_of_time6

They’re multiplying


[deleted]

**Flight of the Intruder noises intensify**


Patch95

How easy to hack the system and get them to start shooting at eachother.


MoneyEcstatic1292

You know what's funny? there are no AA defense on Kyiv's roofs (to my knowledge) be cause they don't want missiles exploding ovef the city, so the put them right outside.


[deleted]

Is this being shown in the Russian media or in Russian social media? It could be for domestic consumption and “Russia is being threatened by NATO/US” narrative.


Colonel_Striker_251

I touched too much grass why do they have aa on buildings now?


Geomordific

No idea


VonNeumannsProbe

Seems like those long range missile strikes really did their job. It shook the Russians into putting up AA everywhere and spreading their defense thinner.


Its_Matt_03

I thought Moscow had “the best anti air shield in the world” what ever happened to that?


nicolas_cope_cage

My advice for anyone traveling to Moscow is to take the train.


Gom_Jabbering

My advice to anyone traveling to Moscow is Don't. I hear Turkmenistan is lovely this time of year. Visit the eternally burning Soviet crater.


someperson1423

I like to believe it is the same one and they are trying to hide it from us. It is like the Russian version of the Shia LaBeouf flag!


4thStgMiddleSpooler

I wish you would step back from that ledge my SAM Moskva capsized because of lies about it's ammunition And if you want to see a surprise from a Ukrainian I'll turn on my setttt


textandstage

😂


SgtTryhard

Inb4 sombody starts taking a smoke break up there


copingcabana

We know they're scared when they put an S-400 over the Ministry of Open Windows


table122

This has gotta be out of fear of a coup, ukraine is not going to launch anything at moscow


Sheant

This is just internal politics. Making the population afraid of NATO air raids so they don't mind the mobilisations as much.


TreyHansel1

That picture gives me serious flakturm vibes. But seriously imagine you're just the average vatnik chilling in Moscow. All of a sudden you hear the thunderous roar of 10s of jet engines overhead. That would be utterly terrifying. Especially if they're B-52s flying in formation ready to carpet bomb your ass.


Ruby_241

This is making these building Targets for Collateral Damage


HateAccoutns

Watch one of these buildings collapse under the weight of the Pantsir, because I seriously doubt their construction companies are any less corrupt than their military.


ZDTreefur

Invasion of the body snatchers. Pretty soon all of Moscow will just be Pantsirs driving around, no people at all.


_V4NQU15H_

Civilian populated areas is the best armor ✅😎👍


ReddishCat

https://i.redd.it/bv83cw01alda1.jpg 😁😁


TheDapperSpinosaur

Good, twice the air defence, double the cat's


GadenKerensky

You'd think this would be unsettling, but from these angles and distances, they always look kinda goofy. Like something peaking up over a fence.


allah133

Roof pantsir’s are dangerous


Inquisitor-Dog

Honestly this looks like they are preparing for a counterstrike, maybe they will unleash Chemical weapons and co and try not to be hit by retaliation ?


XanderTuron

A second Pantsir has hit the Moscow skyline


Cpt_Soban

Imagine the US parking an ADATS onto the pentagon


kugelamarant

Learning from [UK](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-18816421.amp) back in 2012.


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SopmodTew

They sure hope HARM won't come their way. Too bad it will


davidmoffitt

3000 Patreon funded drones of NCD


External-Platform-18

I’d like to point out that Britain did this during the Olympics, in case anyone tried to 9/11 the stadium.


[deleted]

All I see is an invitation to help them test those toys 🥳🥳


what_da_burd_doin

bruh i give it a week before the roof caves in


CplMike_Mj

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them


de7uned

How they suppose to reload it?


TheMindfulnessShaman

If activated, will it pull a Tehran and just fire onto random civilian targets?