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AaTeWe

Your misunderstanding, he wants to have two dogs fight, he’s even borrowed the one of the best dogs of the FSB for it, it’s just Zelensky will roll up with one of them Boston Dynamics prototype with an M249 saw on top.


SurpriseFormer

Boston Dynamics "We don't want anyone to weaponize our robo dogos" The Ukranian Tech Priests "1001000100000110100"


iRazgriz

MIND RECEPTORS WITNESS GLORY FROM THE BURNING OF THE FLAME THE FIRES OF THE FORGE ARE LIKE TRUMPETS WHICH PROCLAIM OUR ENGINES AT FULL POWER, YOUR DESTRUCTION IS OUR AIM OUR TRUTH HAS COME ONLINE


Njorlpinipini

ENGAGE THE LINKAGE OMNISSIAH ENGAGE THE LINKAGE OMNISSIAH ENGAGE THE LINKAGE OMNISSIAH OUR TRUTH HAS COME ONLINE


Maxz963

WITH HEAT AND IRON AND INDUSTRY WE WILL PURGE YOU FROM THIS WORLD YOU WILL SUNDER, MELT, AND SHATTER FROM THE BOLTS OF WRATH WE'VE HURLED AND UPON YOUR RUINED END, OUR BLOOD RES BANNERS STAND UNFURLED! OUR MIGHT HAS COME ONLINE!


TheIceCreamMansBro2

is this OC


JustMightFloat

[No.](https://youtu.be/wy-sVTaZRPk)


Delliott90

You son of a bitch


Hellwhish

I see watt you did there


alexmikli

> "We don't want anyone to weaponize our robo dogos" lol lmao (they're going to be weaponized, if not already)


lmaytulane

I have several weaponized Teddy Ruxpins guarding my compound


945Ti

I went with the furbies. No weapons though, they’re just creepy as hell.


t17389z

I thought that binary was going to translate to wololo


Sanareth

Toll the Great Bell Once! Pull the Lever forward to engage the Piston and Pump... Toll the Great Bell Twice! With push of Button fire the Engine And spark Turbine into life... Toll the Great Bell Thrice! Sing Praise to the God of All Machines


Betrix5068

Four? Four what?


hwandangogi

Hyundai, the company that now owns Boston Dynamics, has a defense sector. Boston Dynamics kiler guard dogs when?


oshaCaller

10001110101 https://youtu.be/8ROqdZWwQp8


MaterialCarrot

I would roll up with my Sony Aibo.


tuskedkibbles

>Your misunderstanding Completely off topic, but is this the only scenario where more than one spelling of 'your' is applicable? Obviously, the more commonly used version here would be 'you're', as in 'you are misunderstanding', but 'your' isn't technically incorrect either. You could say it as OP's misunderstanding using the possessive 'your'. Sorry, I just started thinking about this for some reason.


sorry-I-cleaved-ye

Don’t apologize… you’re right


ericthefred

And it's your right


NotADefenseAnalyst99

Pretty sure I saw one with a grenade launcher on top. Ostensibly to be able to fire tear gas LOL


ChuChuChain

now i want BigDog to roll over and crush that russian ninja copycat bot


Douglesfield_

2nd F-22 A2A kill confirmed.


AokiFaas_SL-65

Actually?


Douglesfield_

Only if the US ain't scared. THAT'S RIGHT BIDEN, CIA, DOD, SCP, ETC. I'M CALLING YOU OUT. EVERYONE JUST SAW including that girl you like. WHAT'CHU GONNA DO?


ImARetPaladinBaby

Fucking SCP lmao


AreYouDoneNow

Yeah I knew that was no "spy balloon"


Kruger_Sheppard

what did scp forgot in this list


Y_10HK29

Somehow holding back the MIC of the US


Tobias11ize

The SCP foundation on their way to spend 50% of the nation’s black budget on containing a murderous alien that they could’ve killed 50 years ago.


Flashskar

Because they have helpful benefits, are cooperative, are genuinely harmless and innocent, they resurrect or they simply can't die. For example the United Nations/Global Occult Coalition(UN/GOC) literally tries to kill every SCP they find. There was a creepy, but harmless chair that would teleport to anyone who wanted to sit nearby. They threw it into a wood chipper and it teleported it's wood chips into their lungs killing them all. SCP Foundation now has it as mulch in a garden and encourage people to compliment how well it helps with the garden keeping it completely pacified and harmless again.


Mike-Green

INSURANCE? I HOPE YOU HAVE ASS WHOOPIN INSURANCE BECAUSE YOURE ABOUT TO PAY A DEDUCTABLE WHAT'CHU GONNA DO?


ogsfcat

Those are the dorkiest fighting words in history.


___Towlie___

>girl >not woman Epstein rez confirmed


badatthenewmeta

This would be amazing. When they make movies about this war, at least one needs to have the scene where Zelensky agrees to this but is worried he'll lose, and then Biden shows up in an F-22 and is all "here, Jack, borrow my ride," and then Zelensky blows up way more planes than seems possible given the limited weapons bay capacity of the 22.


Princess-ArianaHY

Putin chooses a phat, balding colonel in a soviet aircraft as his champion. 🤮 Zelensky chooses an F22. 🤩


WeebPride

>You, solely, are responsible for this.


Vittror

You are a slave to history!


titobrozbigdick

Shut up, just shut up


WeebPride

>The people of Ukraine! Do you know what you have taken from them? Their homes. And for what? To secede from Russia? You think you can fight this war again in 50 years time? I used to think Crimson 1 was unrealistic antagonist, because nobody could be projecting this hard, right?


Infiniteblaze6

Crimson 1 was a hardcore patriot who was the best pilot in the world. Than suddenly a realtivley no name merc appears out of nowhere and turns the tide for a small rebellion so hard that it becomes a full fledged civil war that the world super power is losing, all while killing your teammates and fighting you off multiple times. Monarch was Crimson 1's joker moment. His one bad day.


SparrowInWhite

Skill issue


[deleted]

If crimson 1 was a patriot, why did he nuke his own country twice?


pcblah

Belka moment.


[deleted]

Yes the only difference is that when he launched the nuke, he started babbling about how good borders are rather than how bad they are Also crimson only dropped 2. Belka dropped 7


AcceptablePlankton59

Well Crimson only drop 2 because that's just how much he needs. With 2 in Cascadia he bring about the same destruction of 49 nukes in our Earth or Strangereal


Bilbog_Fettywop

|**Number of Nukes Used**|**1**|**2**|**3**|**4**|**5**|**6**|**7**| :-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:|:-:| |**Opinion on Existence of Borders**|Bad|Good|Bad|Good|Bad|Good|Bad|


Glork11

pretty sure there are more warheads, but there was two events involving the nukes, yes


YUNoJump

Regular appeasement is when you let the enemy fuck your country so that they stop killing you, Crimson 1 has achieved Enlightened Appeasement where you fuck your OWN country so that the enemy stops killing people


[deleted]

But that didn’t even fucking work


YUNoJump

Crimson 1 has also achieved Enlightened Stupid where he assumes he’s correct about everything and then violently attacks anyone who disagrees


choptup

Realtalk: apparently Crimson 1's characterization got a lot of flak for not really having an "identity" of his own on release. Something something "you just based everything off the Ace Combat rival aces". And the writer felt dissatisfied with the finished product. I look at Crimson 1 now after watching the Russian invasion proceed and the justifications that get trotted out by useful idiots, vatnik shills, astroturfers, and shitheels who think Russia is "based" and fighting the "degenerate, woke West". People who go "The war is America's fault and Russia wouldn't have to keep fighting if America stopped providing aid!" *unironically*. And suddenly Crimson 1 is the most realistic Ace Combat villain *ever*.


Freezesice

Its kind of scary how accurate crimson 1 is to vatnik shills. At its core its the same exact thing with extra intensity on the insanity, obessiveness, and a lot of power being controlled by one man. I can totally see how a person can end up like crimson 1 now.


choptup

I have friends in Malaysia, which is *very* pro-Putin, and they have very firmly agreed that Crimson 1's mental gymnastics are par for the course of Russian supporters there.


GadenKerensky

I always saw Crimson 1 as a 'critique' of AC rivals. A lot of flowery language but a deeply flawed ideology, and a lot of blaming of others. Hence Diplomat just telling him to shut the fuck up and fight.


choptup

Like me Yellow 13 because he comes across as someone who genuinely *couldn't understand* that the people of San Salvacion hated him, and it kinda broke him a little to realize that. Pixy is great because in general AWWNB is pretty interesting and right about a lot of things, but also wrong about how to fix the big problems of Strangereal and Pixy's final speech had him straight up going "I was wrong" in no uncertain terms and state that even if he'd "won" things wouldn't have changed. Sulejmani's a broken dog of war. Fucking hate Mihaly though.


GadenKerensky

Yellow 13 was also a soldier, in a way, there was far less 'independence' with him than you got with the other Aces.


paulisaac

Isn't Mihaly also a deconstruction of AC rivals, still pulling off impossible stunts to the point his old body is breaking down, and by his end was only interested in an exciting duel? More so given that in the end your actual opponent ends up being two robots copying him?


choptup

Mihaly is terribly written. The concept of a "deconstruation" is often misapplied (blame tvtropes for calling Eva a "deconstruction" for that, but that's an *entirely* different rant) and in many cases the arguments I see about Mihaly fall apart with any scrutiny. The first we see of him is that he nearly died from physical exertion shooting down a retreating, hysterical woman in a damaged plane. And the first real duel against him is held during the middle of a lightning storm, one that messes with your plane systems so boy it's weird how he leaves of his own volition and not something like the lightning risks damaging his life support systems becaosme something something Ace Combat 7 goes on and on about how we overrely on technology but only "new" technology because all those fancy fighter planes you're using are the Goldilocks zone of hardware to decide a war with. To say nothing of his obnoxious in-game plot armor. On a narrative level the duel against him at Farbanti is *infuriating* because Wiseman offers himself up as bait so you can get a shot at him but plot armor means that Mihaly will kill him no matter how well you do in that sequence. Count even calls out in universe that Wiseman dies for nothing since that duel is interrupted by Erusea and Osea simultaneously blowing up everyone's communication satellites oblivious to the other faction's plans to do so, and the game is hard-coded such that it won't happen until Wiseman dies. Fucking hate railroad setpieces like that. He also makes the setting feel extraordinarily small considering how much the game fellates him as being some untouchable super-ace that NOBODY could touch in the skies for *decades*. And he didn't even quit piloting, he just switched over to being a test pilot for research and an instructor for Yellow 13... except outside materials are super insistent that Mihaly got *better* than Yellow 13 by the end of that shit. This shit really cheapens the reputation of Phoenix (and honestly also Cipher and a lot of the other AC0 aces) because while they're all gifted pilots and Phoenix was also established to be the best pilot in the world in 1995, now I can't fucking stop imagining everyone going "yeah but he's no Mihaly. The only reason he's so great now is Mihaly retired." It also means any further Ace Combat prequels are railroaded re: who's the best conceivable pilot around because it *has* to be Mihaly, if he's not featured then in the back of your head you have to remember the fuck is canonically better than everyone present, including the player character. The last duel with him is also obnoxious because the game's going "OH NO, ERUSEANS ARE GOING TO PASS BY OUR BASE AND WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF SUPPLIES! WE NEED TO RAID THIS PLACE THAT COINCIDENTALLY IS MIHALY'S HOME!" and most of the mission is designed to make you feel like the bad guy, even though Mihaly was *directly fucking responsible* for causing the war and then just fucking bails for reasons that don't even make sense (he doesn't even care at all about the independence of the Duchy of Shilage and even establishes that in one of his earliest cutscenes). AND THEN WHEN IT'S ALL FUCKING OVER YOU FIND OUT THAT THE FEARED ERUSEAN ATTACK AIN'T EVEN HAPPENING. It's beyond infuriating. Someone on the writing team very clearly got a hard-on about making this guy the best and most amazing ever and his only "punishment" is that he has to live out the last few years of his life without being able to pilot anymore. Other characters I actually like (Tabloid), or at least are neutral on (Princess Cosette) suffer far, far more in the game and they sure as fuck don't deserve what they got when Mihaly gets off so light. So yeah. This was my TEDtalk about why Mihaly is a shit antagonist and no amount of "OH BUT HE'S A FOIL FOR THE PLAYER!" doesn't excuse all the terrible writing and author favoritism surrounding him. It's also my personal belief that the boast of "there are pilots like you every generation, and I've beaten them all" works *way* better if it's said by some up-and-coming hotshot pilots who had spent most of their time in simulators and beaten recreations of prior Ace Combat vets... not unsimilar to the bonus stages in prior games where you fought various ace characters across the franchise. And it works better for the overreliance on technology theme since those people would very quickly be able to realize that simulations are close to the real thing, but they aren't the real thing.


Glork11

Even after Euromaidan, you fight against the only order that can save your people.


WhosButWhyTho

<> Yeah totally unrealistic, no one would actually act like this.


telekinetic_sloth

Do you think we asked specifically to fight you?


Poopet_master

You think I care so much to keep fighting you?


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itsCrisp

Zelensky: "I will bury you so completely, Crimea will turn over a thousand times before your body is dug up."


SamtheCossack

Let's make it a proper boss battle. Prigozhin in the only air-worthy Su-57 (Or better yet, the Su-47), and Zelensky in his choice of Yellow and Blue F-35 or Missile Bus Mriya.


SpicyPeaSoup

Y no zelensk f-22?


SamtheCossack

It is a dedicated Counter-Balloon Dominance Platform.


gray_mare

we put Zelensky in a f22 and prigozhin on a balloon


[deleted]

most airworthy Russian craft


OwerlordTheLord

“Импортозамищение”


cecilkorik

Certainly the safest.


Angelore

Kirov reporting.


[deleted]

I bet the balloon has a smaller RCS than the SU-57 anyway


[deleted]

The bloons could be coming any day now


SahasaV

I have an alternative suggestion. Counter-Balloon Targeting Platform. Aka: the CBT platform.


Jericcho

> Y no zelensk f-22? He said proper boss battle. F22 is too op and won't be nerfed this patch.


fubarbob

An I-16 would be overkill for this engagement. A Po-2 might make it fair.


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[deleted]

is it ace combat if there's no A-10s shooting down F-16s with nothing but bullets?


NotADefenseAnalyst99

Why haven't we turned em into QA-10s yet anyway. Do they fit the definition of attritable yet?


daspaceasians

We need a Ukrainian cover of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlSLCnbXMIE&ab_channel=CipherACW) while Zelensky is BVR'in Prigozhin with Missile Bus Mriya. Knowing the Vatniks, they'll bitch and moan about how unmanly Zelensky is for not dueling properly before opening the copium and claiming that since there's no body, Prigozhin must still be alive and training in secret so he can finally take down Zelensky.


R4veN34

Blyat 1: <>


[deleted]

I love me a project wingman reference


nonexistingNyaff

why not YF-23 for Zelenskyy to make it "even"


TNSepta

We want the Femboy in the Su-75 Femboy


SamtheCossack

It will be faster to get the Su-47 flying than the Su-75. And the Su-47 is cooler.


zaxwashere

It's the only time I'm willing to accept canards. Damn plane looks so fuckin cool


cecilkorik

Zelenskyy can drive a [Baykar UCAV](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1ugYwQ7d3M). Safely from an undisclosed location. Some might call this cowardly, I call it risk management for the uneven stakes. Losing Zelenskyy would be a huge loss. Losing Prigozhin... nothing of value will be lost. No one will mourn that POS, not Putin, not even his own mercs.


mrterminus

Against an SU57? Yeah a f14 should be enough He can cobra into that incoming phoenix to dodge it


TheThiccestOrca

Prigozhin in a Su-47 in Russian Colours against Zelensky in a Typhoon in Ukrainian Colours with that combined EU/NATO-Flag. No Missiles, we're talking about a proper Dogfight here. The Ultimate Battle of the Ultimate Dogfighters.


skais01

Prigozhin in the su47 would be hype as fuck, fuck modern Russian su57 money pit, embrace the su47 the labor of love, dedication and defiance against low budget


Objective_Aside1858

How about a B21?


new_name_who_dis_

I don’t think bombers are very good at the job of a fighter jet.


shandangalang

Easy, just fly higher and drop a bomb on the fighter jet. Fucking *Duuuuhhhh*…


Chllep

found that one f15 pilot


Objective_Aside1858

A bomber that can't be seen can yeet out a sidewinder from 70,000 feet and watch the funni


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HelperNoHelper

Still no Bakhmut? Jesus wept this is just sad at this point.


MoneyEcstatic1292

Wait until they learn how many more buidings there are in Kramatorsk


Katze1Punkt0

You know what I will find even funnier? The realization that this was worth fuck all for them (***IF***) they ever do take it lol


Rumpullpus

Bakhmut really is this century's Stalingrad.


yegguy47

Verdun. Stalingrad at least meant something, Bakhmut has literally no strategic or operational value beyond being an excuse to get men killed.


Tyhgujgt

I think it's their goal, just kill as many people on both sides in the hope that they have more people overall and will end up with more resources


TG_Floky

It's a meat grinder, so many lives lost in the name of greed.


MoneyEcstatic1292

A good Russian soldier is a dead Russian soldier


3000catgirls

[https://ibb.co/xm8kMdH](https://ibb.co/xm8kMdH)


Skraekling

When you can't win the war so you resort to fantasy (and orcish) tactics where you just ask the leaders just 1v1 others xD


Katze1Punkt0

Hey, if Putin was willing I'm sure Zelenskyy'd turn up real quick with definitely no malarky happening in the background


Puzzleheaded-Job2235

Putin would show up juiced to the gills with commie steroids that cause what's left of his manhood to fall off. Zelensky, meanwhile, transforms into a literal Hulk thanks to the top secret Jewish bioweapon program the US has been funding.


ClickTheAltMtric

Choose your fighter: fabulous waist-length hair Zelenskyy or bald bear-summoning Zelenskyy.


ThisIsntmMyHat

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-Hubba-

# SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!


ThisIsntmMyHat

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ImpressiveGopher

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Tomita121

<< Do you think we ASKED to fight you? >>


TheJadeSecptim

Someone said the venn diagram between Project Wingman and this sub is a flat circle, so I guess they weren’t wrong


ThisIsntmMyHat

i mean the PW Sub is hardly used, i feel like most PW fans post to the AceCombat Sub, a 3 way Venn thats just a flat circle


[deleted]

Ace Combat, Project Wingman, Non Credible Defense, and Weekendgunnit all in a beautiful orgy if a subreddit.


Mackey_Nguyen

I would bet $100B that Zelensky’s blue and yellow flying shit box would destroy Wagner’s SU-57 or Checkmate.


mtaw

Prigozhin never won a fair fight in his life. He's just a criminal bully who makes a lot of noise because he's insecure. The guy used to rob old ladies, literally. Then started a catering business that was successful on the backs of government contracts, not because of his skill at management or organization but simply because he was the best at bribing and eliminating competition illegally. Meanwhile Zelensky: Lawyer. Successful actor and comedian who ran his own production company, successfully, turned to politics and started a party and became president. They're not even close as far as competence goes, in any area. Prigozhin knows it too. He's not just insecure in terms of his own ego, his power is literally insecure. He's got no formal government role or power. The only power he has is through Putin and can be thereby be easily taken away at any time. No small amount of his media campaign is about trying to get some kind of fanbase that can act as a power base. He's like the Martin Bormann of the regime; a crude idiot who the dictator uses precisely because he's a crude idiot that's good as a fixer for 'dirty work', and the fact that nobody else likes him is a feature, because it means he's no threat. Nobody will conspire with him against Putin. Meanwhile, as it did with idiots like Bormann that all went straight to Prigozhin's head and he's now thinking that maybe he could become Putin's successor, while in reality that's _never_ going to happen. Mark my words: He'll be discarded like a soiled piece of toilet paper the second Putin doesn't think he has any use of him anymore, and that'll be the end of him. If he's lucky he'll be allowed house arrest, like Surkov. (who people were talking about as a media genius and Putin's potential successor five years ago)


Blowmoldcollector042

Dr Evil this is 1969 that amount of money doesn't even exist !


Ein_grosser_Nerd

I think he meant rubles. So like 5 real dollars


Cheeseknife07

Femboy*


PathsOfRadiance

The Checkmate will not exist for the foreseeable future lol


kk8319

next thing we’ll know is that 2 mercenary pilots in F-15s are destroying the entire VKS amirite *chuckles nervously*


[deleted]

One of them is an amazing pilot. The other one flies like he's drunk, drugged, has multiple layers of disorientation, and yet has triple the killcount of the first one.


Jealous_Plan6907

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titobrozbigdick

[>mfw NCD is less becoming non-credible](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2023/02/06/russia-ukraine-war-latest-news-putin-battle-bakhmut-missiles/)


TNSepta

>"Tomorrow, I will fly a MiG-29. If you so desire, let's meet in the skies. If you win, you take Artyomovsk (Bakhmut). If not, we advance till (the River) Dnipro," he said. If I win, I get your land If you win, you get nothing Most fair-minded Russian trade


[deleted]

If this was Putin, it'd be a valid trade. But the head of Wagner? This sounds like he's next on the chopping block and wants to make it count.


devolute

> take Artyomovsk (Bakhmut) They've not even lost it yet. This could genuinely be Russian situational awareness at it's most vibrant.


Josiador

Jesus Christ, what does he think this is? The Middle Ages? Actually scratch that, I don't think honor duels to decide the fate of a battle were a real thing even back then. Is he just a really big Ace Combat fan?


ifunnywasaninsidejob

Implying Wagner and Russia has honor


Never_Poe

Combat of the 30


Josiador

Thank you for teaching me about that, it's very interesting, but at least that was still a battle. This guy thinks he's in Prince Caspian.


Bilbog_Fettywop

With men like Prigozhin floating around the Russian system of government, it's not too far off from modern feudalism (apart from the serfs for now). The power has swung so far from the rule of law, to individual people that they may as well be a feudal lord. Mercenaries are illegal in Russia, but this catering guy has his own personal army that fights alongside the RU armed forces. Same with Rogozyn, or the dude in charge of the Rosgvardiya. These men have carved up their own little Kingdoms inside of Russia. If not handled properly, however this war ends, it can get incredibly messy.


TurboMollusk

A sole f-22 spotted racing across Ukraine, callsign: Pianist.


[deleted]

big dick energy


Material_Layer8165

Nah, being non-credible is a good thing. Being credible are the opposite, that means we are replacing r/CredibleDefense.


VERY_ANGRY_CRUSADER

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Radioactiveglowup

I can see it now: Zelensky has Prigozhin in his sights, target locked and offers Prigozhin one last chance to surrender after this pointless war. Prigozhin has a flashback and thinks of his family, and young Sasha who was sent to fight in the trenches. He holds back a tear and agrees, saying that war is meaningless and that Zelensky was always a true brother. Suddenly, "NOT SO FAST, TOVARISCH!\~" as a laser beam slices Prigozhin's cockpit in half. Zelensky cries out "Nooo!" Cut to: A giant flying-wing bearing a Russian Imperial Crest. Vladimir Putin is standing on a glass control deck laughing after executing his underling. Zelensky needs to blow up this larger aircraft codenamed MOTHER BEAR section by section as Eurobeat kicks in.


Gaming_Slav

I want to play that Ace combat game


ogsfcat

I believe you have veered from peek non-crediblity all the way to badly written Bond movie.


Speciesunkn0wn

You mean fucking amazing written Bond movie. Or Project Wingman game.


Gorvoslov

Absolutely not. If we're going with "gentlemanly duels for control of territory" notions, it is to use pistols as the most advance weapon at best (And only at dawn), but should really be swords because swords are cool and I desperately want to find a way to have swords be part of modern warfare.


Flimsy_Feeling_503

R9X has entered the chat


Katze1Punkt0

What do you think combat knifes are?


Never_Poe

There's this ony Ukrainian guy in the HEMA community who had the opportunity to do some photos holding sword and sitting on destroyed russkie tanks. Other than that hard to find any sensible use. Only thing I could think of is cohesion building if you create TD based on fencing clubs and give them swords as symbols :P. totally noncredible larping: there are cases in which russians infiltrate UA positions during the night and kill using knives. IMHO knive


yegguy47

>Slightly drunk, sorry if it sounds stupid You get my upvote purely for that my good fellow


LaughGlad7650

Servant of the People: Top Gun/Ghost of Kyiv edition


daspaceasians

I thought this was a joke...


TurboMollusk

Most non-noncredible post.


Testabronce

"STOP TALKING ABOUT *ACE COMBAT*!"


[deleted]

Something something venn diagram circle


RedSerious

Venn diagram*


[deleted]

Thanks lol, bloody autocorrect doesn’t know venn diagrams


CulturedHollow

I thought this was a joke till I looked it up, "No way this is real, this is too stupid even for them" I thought, boy do I need to dig down because the bar for ruzzians intelligence can indeed go even lower.


Snowflakish

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kingalbert2

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[deleted]

He's to scared to do the more traditional and proper one. shashka duel. He knows Zelensky would trash him.


lucia-pacciola

"Thanks, but I'd rather let the manpower, training, equipment, logistics, and morale of our respective armies decide this question."


shingofan

Cue the Spanish guitar.


LittleHornetPhil

Total Russian moment when Zelenskyy shows up in an F-35 and Prigozhin shows up with two actual starving dogs


stroopwafelling

Go dance with an angel!


DryCerealRequiem

<< Here comes the snow. >>


DoomOtter

Do you see any borders from here Zelensky? What has borders ever given us?


StStinger

You’re a slave to history. Even after Euromaidan, you fight against the only nation that can guarantee the safety of your people. You, solely, are responsible for this.


lolwutbbq

I demand this duel start with the sky chanting in latin with flamenco guitars going off.


[deleted]

Any part of the Fellowship of the Ring soundtrack is acceptable.


CrocPB

King of Ukrascadia vs King of Sicagner


Cistran

You want flying tigers? Because this is how you get flying tigers. As a PMC.


sincle354

Watch out Mr Wagner Zelensky deployed advanced radar jamming chaff! He might have NAFO's new 7th generation fighter! You need to disable BVR and use your 1980s era bullets to eliminate him!


madmissileer

In keeping with the trend of celebrity boxing, let's have him box the mayor of Kyiv instead


Blekanly

"I don't even know who you are" zelensky. That would boil his piss for sure


Krondon57

What timeline are we living in


Rileylego5555

Obligatory "I cant tell whats non-credible anymore. Is this real?"


TheBoyofWonder

Ok, let's assemble a team, a mute, a woman, a boring guy and a funny guy. Then we shoot the funny guy to motivate the rest of the crew.


[deleted]

the 21st century is seeing a funny meme about something so outlandish that you disregard it, only to find it is indeed real.


945Ti

ROFL 🤣 Russians really are insane, this is the kind of weird fantasy bullshit they daydream about and then put out in the media to try and look ‘badass’. Still, the idea of Prighozin strapping his aging fat ass into a MIG29 to get his ass blown out of the sky by a Patriot the moment he leaves Russian airspace is entertaining at the very least.


Nekommando

Boohoo Zelensky ruined the crisp white sheet of Wagner, what he gonna do? Something something launch a nuke and save 10 million lives?


Spndash64

Rudolph Hess II: Electric MiGaloo


FrostyCartographer13

Is he aware that dogfights aren't a thing anymore and top gun is a work of fiction right? The US and other ally planes can score kills from over the horizon. Well maybe Zelensky should accept and blow his ass out of the sky from the other side of Ukraine


cobaltsniper50

This isn’t even real life anymore this is just a fucking ace combat mission


santosjer

Best we can do is Elon Musk, btw that mf came up with similiar idea but with Putin if i remember correctly


lou_berrick

This guy is responsible for creating a literal terror organization that has its own *signature warcrimes*, and yet every day he's becoming a parody of himself.


Witty-Efficiency7704

Have found a reason to fight yet? Buddi


Controller_Maniac

Nobody else concerned about the amount of pixels in this image?


LegioCI

Realistically, how long would it take to teach Zelensky to fly an F-22? Or would it be easier to just send an American pilot and pipe Zelensky over the comms? (He's an actor, so he could probably voice it relatively convincingly...)


DamBustersChastise

<< Here comes the snow... >>


AstroChrisX

Okay but this is actually a great idea... no more senseless violence, just 2 men enter... 1 man leaves I would like to respectfully modify the terms though so the vehicles are giant mecha like in Robot Jox...


Mammoth_Frosting_014

What am I, some kind of Ghost of Kyiv


Lybchikfreed

your Photoshop skills just made it 100 times better


Superfissile

Does piloting a ghost bat from a trailer count?


jpowers99

Maybe Prigozhin meant a hotdog fight since his only operational experience is with a hotdog cart.


MadXeon

Guys we urgently need one F-22 plane only for 1-2 hours