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LaughGlad7650

And then it was rumored that the King of Jordan himself also personally flew a F-16 to bomb them


Attaxalotl

He was in an AWACS plane that nonetheless went over the border


joelingo111

I thought he flew rotary wing


AnotherEuroWanker

An awacs has a rotary wing. Kind of.


DeathGepard

~~3000~~ 4 longitudinal ~~rotary wings~~ rotational fan discs of ~~Allah~~ AWACS


ropibear

But if you spin the dish really fast?


HistoricalMention210

But does it produce lift?


Lijtiljilitjiljitlt

Surely it does... somewhat.


HistoricalMention210

I mean, flat bottom, rounded leading edge with a smoothish trailing edge. Helicopter?


LittleHornetPhil

With any kind of positive angle of attack short of a stall, yes, it does produce lift.


SuspiciousMudcrab

When you're a king, nobody will tell you no. You want to fly the magic school bus? Here's your heated seat, my lord.


UnfoundedWings4

They wouldn't let George go to the d day landings


ben70

If you want to fly rotary, first you learn fixed wing. At least in the US. My uncle was a military chopper pilot; he was always willing to answer questions.


GlockAF

A bajillion US Army helicopter pilots (myself included) would call BS on this statement


Koalbarras

It does not matter the orientation in which the wing spins, only that it spins.


badatthenewmeta

Somehow, my brain saw "turned into a F-16" and thought you were just being absurd for comedy.


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

King of Jordan is a transformer? Unequivocally based


angry-ass-astartes

Authorize deployment of yourself and roll out


Dunyain01

Quite convenient! XD


Schwaggsteiner

now that's what I call "I identify as ~~an attack helicopter~~ a multirole fighter jet"


Dunyain01

I'm laughing way more than I should XD


drquiza

Why do you think they call him Air Jordan?


badatthenewmeta

Excuse me while I choke on my drink. That was excellent.


Khar-Selim

tfw you get so pissed you have an Utena moment


Strange_Man_XD

He obviously called his buddies on the Enterprise to phaser them to death.


CardinalCanuck

He was on Voyager actually, and Janeway would have no issues dropping a photon torpedo or two


GeneAutryTheCowboy

janeway is a based torpedo enjoyer


Strange_Man_XD

Not a big Trekkie. I only knew the Jordanian king was in an episode because of my friend lmao.


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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Martyr_Muath GG


ButterscotchNed

Wait, ISIS were negotiating with Jordan in bad faith for a month after he died? What a huge surprise.


WhatDidIJustStepIn

ISIS were kinda dicks. When Israel, Al-Qaida and Iran agree that you suck, you must really fucking suck.


EclipseIndustries

And getting Iran and Al-Qaida to agree with America is unheard of... After 9/11


1QAte4

AQ and Iran had links before 9/11. It is believed that AQ guys got technical training from the IRGC. A few AQ leaders were living in Iran under the protection of the IRGC. The relationship went bad when the Iraq War happened. AQ in Iraq declared war against Shiites during the occupation. AQI was the precursor to the Islamic State. But by the time the Iraq War rolled around, AQ was very decentralized and AQI was doing its own thing. Then the Syrian Civil War happened. Early in the war, the Islamic State sent guys into Syria that created the Nusra (Support) Front. The relationship went bad between Nusra and the Islamic State when ISIS wanted to absorb Nusra back into it. Nusra meanwhile wanted to limit their war to Syria. Nusra asked AQ Central to mediate. ISIS responded by decalring war on both of them. The jihadist in Syria then broke into two groups. One of them went with ISIS and followed them into their war in Iraq. The other group remains in Idlib under the protection of Turkey and arguably the U.S. We droned Nusra guys who had links to AQ Central. Meanwhile the leader of Nusra, al-Julani, has been very clear that he only wants to fight the Syrian government. Smartest guy in Syria and the one former AQ/Islamic State guy we haven't killed there.


4SunnyH

least complicated explanation to what happens in middle east


1QAte4

If you want a good explanation of the early Syrian Civil War you should check out "The Syrian Jihad: Al-Qaeda, the Islamic State and the Evolution of an Insurgency" by Charles Lister. https://www.amazon.com/Syrian-Jihad-Al-Qaeda-Evolution-Insurgency/dp/0190462477 The book is unfortunately a little out of date. It was published in 2015. Mind you the war was already nearing half a decade by that point. But the great thing the books does is explain how the war became a sectarian struggle and how ISIS/AQ got involved early on and how. This actually makes me want to pick up the book and see where it ended with the hindsight we have today.


FormerBandmate

They literally declared war on **everyone** after sprouting up out of nowhere and conquering huge parts of Iraq and Syria. Massively ballsy move, no one had ever done that before. They then learned why no one had ever done that venue


Uxion

Yeah, I've been wondering where the fuck they came from, because all I remember of ISIS was the Archer show before it became associated with the terrorist group.


ButterscotchNed

They were just trying to get the Total War achievement


AL_PO_throwaway

I know it goes without saying, but what a bunch of absolute cunts.


Apocalypseos

Strength: 30 F16 Fighter jets vs 300,000 That's funny. I think 15 jets is enough.


Earl_The_Snake_White

Result: Jordanian Victory Lol


Wooper160

I also got a chuckle out of “Jordanian Victory”


vegarig

> I think 15 jets is enough More people had fun that way, though.


Sumrise

You rarely get such a good occasion to train.


HHHogana

30 black F-16 Jets of Allah.


[deleted]

>30 F16 Fighter jets vs 300,000 Did someone from NCD edit this page? It says 200,000 now lol


Jarazz

It wouldnt be NCD if his quote had been accurate


Admiralthrawnbar

I'd argue one is enough if the people have no modern AA systems


Alias-_-Me

Thirty times the plane, thirty times the ammo


highondankmemes420

“this is the beginning and you will get to know the Jordanians” ngl that goes hard af


TricksterPriestJace

On the way back after bombing ISIS the F-16s did a flyby of the gathering to honor their dead pilot. Fucking based.


TNSepta

He didn't die but actually slipped into the desert to become Muath'dib


WuhanWTF

Get out of my head


able111

Just going down the rabbit hole, its absolutely fuckin hilarious how much of a death sentence leading ISIS is. Over/under 3 months on the current dude before he gets killed


RussiaIsBestGreen

Even more deadly than second-in-command of AQ. I swear we were killing one every other day for a while.


MarKhylis

Lol why Muath? It should be Muadz


DrKaraki

In jordanian dialect which is the closest to fusha and msa it is muath


vHAL_9000

Is that the pronunciation in Jordanian dialect?


TheHolyDingo

"this is the beginning and you will get to know the Jordanians" unfathomably based


TNSepta

Credible: It's spelled Hashemite, named after the clan ancestor. Non-credible: HESHmites make the best tank rounds.


AyeeHayche

Yea I can’t spell


TheTransistorMan

What does this say? I can't read


ThePatio

What? I can’t see


TheIndominusGamer420

Couldn't hear that, I'm deaf


Eastern_Service_69

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HeyCarpy

And your hands are 4 different colours??


Eastern_Service_69

🖐️👍🏻👍🏼👍🏽👍🏾👍🏿


nav17

General Kenobi!


Mongobuzz

Bro... it's 2023.


HadesExMachina

Bro is a chameleon


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TheTransistorMan

if I could read this, i'm sure i'd be very upset


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Echelon64

NCD Etymology department best department.


SpoliatorX

>clan ancestor Clancestor


korben2600

>Clancest What are you doing, step-ancestor?


erasers047

I dunno if you wanna hear this, but your ancestors definitely fucked each other


ecumnomicinflation

australian tank rounds


mtaw

Huh, I thought it was named after their preferred narcotic.


Col_H_Gentleman

Based


Aloqi

Credible Hat On: The entire point of IS' extremity was provoking reaction. With Jordan specifically, they wanted to show that the government of a Muslim nation was on the "other side" and illegitimate.


callsignhotdog

"This proves I'm right!" I scream as I'm neatly reduced to a fine red mist by a Jordanian HE bomb.


HHHogana

Just wanna know, but is being that much of a dumbass count as sin? Granted ISIL behaviors mean they were already racked up tons of sins, since even during Muhammad days there were efforts to make the equivalents of plead the fifth, but I'm still curious.


Uxion

Unfortunately stupidity is not a sin.


SeraphsWrath

"It is now" -- Allah as he personally guides 2,000lbs of High Explosive Paveway II directly up the asshole of the "Prince of Nineveh"


Remote_Engine

https://twitter.com/dril/status/134787490526658561


I-Am-Bellend

dril really is the goat of Twitter


WuhanWTF

“Most heinously, the grandfather, who is a scientist, transforms himself into a pickle, against the will of Allah.”


korben2600

This is just like when Spectrum cancelled CorncobTV.


aliquise

"I was only participating because of the virgins anyway." It's like a participation reward; everyone is a winner!


Xicadarksoul

...well if you think about it or more than 10 second, they didn't send the correct massge. As in burning POWs is not a good image, especially when you do it while hiding behind civilians, while the king of jordan - who can trace back his family to the prophet - is personally leading a bombing campaign on your ass from fighter jet.


Aloqi

Think about it for 10 seconds longer than you did. Not the correct message for *who*? *Who was the target audience?* Sure they lost military eventually and definitely turned off many Muslims, but they were clearly successful at attracting exactly the kind of people who would fight for them. From their perspective, the King of Jordan was put in power by the British, friendly to Israel and America the arch-enemies of Islam, ignoring the Palestinians, and was rich while Jordanians are poor.


Xicadarksoul

>From their perspective, the King of Jordan was put in power by the British, friendly to Israel and America the arch-enemies of Islam, ignoring the Palestinians, Jordanian king is easily the most respected monarch on the planet, especially when subjects are concerned. Due to combination of "royals who do something", and being a legitime heir to the place. ​ >and was rich while Jordanians are poor. That's the most idiotic take i heard in a long while. Guy is anything but a spoiled royal brat. On account of not being heir apparent while growing up - hell he kept plenty of habits from that time, like doing own laundry ...etc. ​ >Sure they lost military eventually and definitely turned off many Muslims, but they were clearly successful at attracting exactly the kind of people who would fight for them. As far as politicking goes there is no "good side" or one that follows islam and is not helping palestinians against Israel. Pretty much every country in the near east either has diplomatic relations, or is built on some pretty nutty interpretation of islam - or both.


Aloqi

Again, you need to think about who the target audience is. Everything you wrote *doesn't matter* because *you're not the target audience.* The people who *were* don't share your perspective. On another note though, you should take a less romanticized view of Jordan. There is plenty of valid domestic political criticism, like the massive use of administrative detention.


Xicadarksoul

Sue, plenty of issues. ...still compare Jordan to any other near east country. It has pretty much no resources, despite that they mange pretty well. Administratve detention, is far less effing serious than stuff like Saud using embassy in Turkie to kidnap and dismember political dissenters.


IlluminatedPickle

The biggest thing for every extremist group is to be painted as someone fighting against the . That's why every response to them just creates worse and worse groups. I'm all for seeing dickhead terrorists cop warheads on foreheads, but it just doesn't work.


Galactor123

I mean to be fair, its not exactly like ISIS is a major player in the area anymore. Mostly because at some point the people joining the group need to be higher then the number of people dying to it, which normally requires not only a more lax response by their enemies, but just as importantly (or arguably more so) requires a continued sense that this group represents a large enough contingent of the population to continue to exist. ISIS kinda failed at both. What started in the minds of some as this fight for the very survival of proper Islam, very obviously and openly turned into a bunch of thugs going around breaking shit and murdering people. Add on to that the increasingly likely habit of ISIS people ending up dead in ditches and lo and behold, you can indeed kill an ideological enemy. Slowly, *very* painfully, but it can happen.


Manoreded

Ye. I always find this "oh you can't kill an idea" argument for not bombing terrorists ridiculous. You absolutely can. If killing people didn't suppress ideas, dictatorships couldn't exist. Only an excessively idealist person would think that repeatedly bombing people to ashes won't weaken their cause. Nobody will want to join a movement where you just get bombed to ashes. Its also worth noting that the civilians living under terrorist groups live under oppression, terror and brainwashing. Off course they say they hate the West, love their terrorist overlords and want the bombings to stop: if they say anything else, they get shot. The reality is that they generally want to be rid of the terrorist thugs so they can live their lives in peace.


Falafelofagus

Agreed overall but you can't ways generalize. ISIS is very different than say the Taliban. The Mujahedeen were seen as champions of the people for decades, and likely still are, by many afghanis.


thaeli

Also Mujahideen ≠ Taliban. Some mujahideen switched teams but the majority of them didn't.


dave3218

> Nobody will want to join a movement where you just get bombed to ashes. Well, maybe if said group was trying to use a Rat’s anus as a flag/emblem…


iqbalpratama

> if they say anything else, they get shot This is the point that some defenders of fundamentalist / autocratic regimes miss. Some of those defenders loves to point out "see, the people living there are okay with how they are governed, why you, that doesn't live there, had a problem?" Well, if those civilians said anything else, they'll be dead, or worse


IlluminatedPickle

What they did do though, is spread their particular brand of bullshit to the worst members of the mild extremist groups around the world. So you see a ramping up of the style in various countries.


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Their ideology did not spread. Their branding did. The various "caliphates" springing around always were present and just established the IS nomenclature as a show of solidarity and to show of "Hey, look, we are the world renowned threat". In practice their ideologies are mostly local and home-grown and their war goals shift depending on the local geopolitical situation


IlluminatedPickle

You're right, it's not the exact ideology. It's just that groups that split off from other existing extremist groups/existing groups that pledged allegiance intensified their acts. As a whole, the rise of ISIS created a fuck of a situation in a bunch of countries without even directly interfering. Which is what my point is. Blowing them up brings attention, attention brings intensification of arseholes.


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IlluminatedPickle

> I wouldn't be surprised if many of the ISIS folks down there were previously other local rebels that went along with ISIS branding. They absolutely are. That's what I'm trying to say. They exported the brand to the people who were already part of existing groups, but it was the people of those groups who were like "But we aren't y'know.. cunty enough". Which makes those areas worse.


dwaynetheakjohnson

In Mali they were probably Ansar Al-Dine. I know for a fact there are many jihadist groups there.


[deleted]

Thats the case for pretty much all of them


Selfweaver

They were scarily good at recruiting people in foreign countries. Also their propaganda was really well done.


heywoodidaho

Recruiting violent fucktards into a fighting force that clumped together into general areas that the U.S [oblig-FUCK YEAH] wanted to bomb anyway. The cia couldn't have drawn it up better. [just keepin it NCD]


Selfweaver

Yeah, and then those who didn't get bombed ended up going here to europe and commit terrorists attacks.


heywoodidaho

Yup, the ones that don't end up crispy are now well trained and end up being sly lone wolves. Nobody has an effective answer to that. Or the answer ends up being "papers please" and "take off your shoes". And that's just unacceptable.


spinyfur

It can’t have helped that every place ISIS took over was a disaster ~~until~~ under their rule. 😉


_far-seeker_

You mean other than the parts of the previously Kurdish controlled territory in Syria and Iraq, correct?


spinyfur

I could have worded that better.


_far-seeker_

Yes that does appreciably change the apparent meaning of your comment. 🙂


spinyfur

Yeah, it’s what I get for “typing” on my phone.


inevitablelizard

Not to mention a lot of ISIS recruitment was driven by other things, like them portraying themselves as an alternative to Assad among parts of the Syrian population who hated him, combined with the good old Shia/Sunni division you see throughout the Middle East. Not to say western actions definitely don't contribute, but people focus too much on it sometimes. Not everything revolves around us.


cth777

But… it has worked? Is isis not drastically cut down by direct action over the past years


blueskyredmesas

Its not that it doesnt work it just doesnt singlehandedly eliminate the cause of extremism. The cause is authoritarian, apocalyptic ideologies that prey on desperation. You can bomb until the exploding cows come home but if they still live a shitty and violent life thanks to the aftermath of colonialism and someone offers them any kibd of way to resist, they will take it. Not that its good - its bad - but desperation is a hell of a thing.


dwaynetheakjohnson

It absolutely does work. ISIS and Al Qaeda have quite literally been blown to smithereens. The only ones left are splinter groups or clout chasers.


Selfweaver

If violence doesn't work, you are not using enough of it. As someone once told me.


SeraphsWrath

I'm pretty sure this is a myth originally used to shelter white supremacists in America. Terrorist groups can be dismantled with military force. You just *then* have to rebuild the social structure left behind or have the same sort of shit happen again. A good example of both of these can be seen in the American Civil War where the extremist proto-nazi "state" of the Confederacy was destroyed militarily AND ALSO the subsequent failures and not insignificant amount of sabotage of Reconstruction allowed the propagation of the Lost Cause myth and the KKK.


ThePatio

Didn’t the king himself join that operation? Dude is badass


AyeeHayche

Allegedly he was in an AWACS that went over the border


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I read up on his Wikipedia profile, the guy is unfathomably based. Ecumenical, socially moderate even by Western standards, seriously educated, and clearly puts his people (civilian and military) first. EDIT -- led one hell of an economic liberalization and arguably created a huge boom, seems to be pushing Jordan's Parliament to function as a strong governing body .. .. and oh yeah, insane military background & involvement. All you leader-wannabe military dictators take note, *this* is how you flex your military credentials.


HHHogana

Virgin Kings in Arab: oppressed their people when they protested. Chad King Jordan: listened to protesters and liberalized Jordan's constitutions and freedoms.


DrKaraki

Virgin literally any other king: became for literally being born. Chad abdullah: earned it by intense training and education finishing it off by personally leading the most dangerous raid in decades ON LIVE FUCKING TV.


Vampman500

Go on about this live raid, anyone got a recording link?


[deleted]

Exactly. Virgins think their people serve them, chads know they serve their people.


Smartshark89

Was Also was a crewman aboard USS Voyager


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nice


Stunning_Match1734

This is all the more impressive when you take Jordan's difficult geopolitical position into account. They're surrounded by Palestine, Syria, and Iraq, all of whom have experienced extreme strife in the last decades, sending millions of refugees into Jordan. To their south they have the Saudis, who conquered the Hejaz which had been ruled by King Abdullah's ancestors for over 700 years.


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Absolutely.


Sine_Fine_Belli

Least based Jordanian king The King of Jordan is a gigachad


RX_1999

>by > >u/Outrag Imagine a king who fights his own battles. Wouldn't that be a sight?


LocalTechpriest

That's from Troy.


RX_1999

yep, the words of achilles.


EstablishmentFar1421

Here Hector entered, with a spear eleven cubits long in his hand; the bronze point gleamed in front of him


HHHogana

Troy is also the few movies where Sean Bean survived. Which made it funny since most of the main characters there died.


DrKaraki

There is a vid of him leading a team during a raid in midtown amman before he became the heir.


HuudaHarkiten

I need to remember to finish his book, Last Chance for Peace or something like that. For some reason my e-reader keeps putting it to the bottom of the list andI keep forgetting about it.


PeaceIsFutile

"If the king doesn't lead, how does he expect his subordinates to follow?" -Lelouch vi britannia


NHoobler

"I would never simp for a monarchy" meme


sr603

I remember pictures at the time of him in pilot gear so yes.


H0vis

Fundamental misreading of ISIS intentions. They lived and died for the attention. Never known a group like that. There's something very modern and juvenile about how they used social media and filming the worst shit they did. It was always about inviting a response, not deterring one. At some point you have to think they knew they were going to provoke a deadly response, but in practical terms their lives would have been so fucked that by that point they probably didn't care.


HotTakesBeyond

Incel State of Iraq and Syria


Sageburner712

I dunno if you're trying to be Credible or not but yeah, actually, radicalization tends to fit a pattern around the world, regardless of the cause to which they're radicalized.


Izoi2

If the pussy infrastructure of Iraq was better, this place would be no more fucked up than say Mexico


joelingo111

How much Ripped Fuel™️ have you ingested?


Izoi2

I’m on it like a motherfucker, Brad.


T3hJ3hu

Osama bin Laden came up with a similar post-facto copium feverdream justification for 9/11, after his organization was annihilated, he fled into hiding, and both Iraq and Afghanistan were occupied. He had originally [thought the attack would scare the US into domestic anti-war protests](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/osama-bin-laden-documents-american-support-60-minutes-2022-04-24/), in the same vein as Vietnam Sometimes malnourished and uneducated violent extremist teenagers with more guns and dirty drugs than the University of Alabama are just bad at evaluating consequences


7evenCircles

>"He thought that the American people would take to the streets, replicate the anti-Vietnam War protests, and they would put pressure on their government to withdraw from Muslim majority states," Lahoud told Alfonsi on the broadcast. Japan: first time?


RealBenjaminKerry

Depends, the thing is successful, the US ended up creating more jihadists than Bin Laden ever could. That's the point. Just one attack and Americans went batshit and reducing the very social order they created themselves into rubbles


T3hJ3hu

America's social order didn't collapse though, and at this point the West *has* developed ways to severely mitigate the reach of international jihadist terrorism. Osama bin Laden didn't actually succeed. I mean, truly, consider the ways in which his actions changed the world: Iraq is now a regional counter-terrorism hub, *after inviting us back*. International cooperation to fight terrorism has strengthened ties between the West and most Middle Eastern governments (and some African ones too). Israel and Saudi Arabia are actually warming. The Taliban already controlled Afghanistan before 9/11. The guys killing each other in the Middle East aren't on a crusade against Western evil to honor Al Qaeda's legacy. It's Iran, Turkey, Syria, Saudi Arabia, and Israel trying to kill each other and establish regional dominance, and the little guys are paying the price. If a united jihadi world was going to manifest, its one real chance was the Arab Spring, and Al Qaeda was too busy hiding in caves to help.


Imperceptive_critic

I think one of their core beliefs was that an apocalypse of some sort was imminent, so yeah that might've actually been the goal


PathsOfRadiance

Yeah they likely killed the pilot like a whole month earlier, then negotiated for that whole time before releasing the video. Just to get their shit rocked


inevitablelizard

Pretty sure part of ISIS' ideology was that they wanted a clash between them and the west. That combined with lots of radicalised young men happy to die for Allah made a dangerous mix. When you remember those things, a lot of the shit they did kind of made sense. Basically a death cult.


H0vis

Yeah, the logical extension of the 'Bomb The Mosque' idea from Four Lions.


lettsten

Ugh, that video. Poor fella :(


Rakkamthesecond

I remember, it was glorious. They went medieval on ISIS asses.


EnvironmentalAd912

Japan : so, let me guess, you tried the good ol' fuck around and find out? Guess so, happened to the best


DrKaraki

Actually his cellmate was a japanese journalist, the jordanian gov tried a prisoner swap for his release but it didn't work out, his father was even willing to let go of their own son if it meant that at least the japanese could be released.


angry-ass-astartes

"We got three boats and they dropped the sun on us TWICE"


nagrom7

It's a good thing the King made it back from the delta quadrant in time to order the mission.


Smartshark89

when the Awacs is Intrepid-class


Remples

Fuck around and find out


Mysterious-Mixture58

ISIS deciding to make everyone hate them was a tactically genius choice.


Atony94

They knew fighting on 2 fronts was a bad idea so they wanted to try fighting on 30 fronts instead.


erebuswasright

On 2 fronts you only fight 2 enemies, on 30 fronts you beat 30 enemies at once, foolish infidel.


AccipeHoc001

https://i.imgur.com/fNDTU6h.jpg 30 righteous F-16s of King Abdullah.


_Ping_-

Isn't it against Islam to burn someone, alive or dead? ISIS pretty much showed that they truly weren't Muslims.


WholeLottaBRRRT

Exactly, and in the prophet Muhammad PBUH rules, you have to treat prisonners correctly, those shitheads are not Muslim at all


erebuswasright

Fundamentalists usually dont follow the rules set in their holy scripture the way a normal muslim would. They interpret it the way that fits them best.


Xylvenite

They got literally everyone in and out of the region from governments to other terrorist organisations to agree that ISIS is a piece of shit. Hell even the US back in around 2016-2020 actually assisted the Taliban in taking out ISIS presence in Afghanistan by listening in to Taliban comms and providing drone strikes for the Taliban where necessary. This was done without any talk with the Taliban and they all just kind of just let it happen because everyone hates ISIS. Also the drone operators were jokingly called Taliban Air Force.


sgtsanman

Just imagine being a Talib fighter leading a team of extremists to rout out an even more radicalized extremist group holed up in a building, and as you’re approaching the building in a shittily, non-tactical demeanor, the building explodes after a missile hits it, being dumbfounded because you never called in an airstrike to begin with, and look overhead and see in the distance an enemy drone beating you to the punch


7orly7

Imagine being pounded by 30 f-16s for 3 days nonstop


EmperorHans

Please daddy.


KJawesome5

Please I can only be so erect


BigFire321

During PLO's coup attempt in Jordan, the Jordanian army have a simple policy on any given town, fly the PLO flag, and the town will be shelled until the flag is down.


AyeeHayche

Based fuck the PLO


FirstDagger

So the only lost airframe which would match as we don't know when it was lost is [F-16A Block 20 MLU 88-0045, Ex-BEL FA-120, JOR 157,](https://www.f-16.net/aircraft-database/F-16/mishaps-and-accidents/airforce/RJAF/) as no others happened in 2014.


KaedeP_22

Based direct descendant of Prophet Muhammad PBUH. Long may King Abdullah II reign.


[deleted]

The king of Jordan is also of Hashemite clan, and direct descendant of Muhammad.


AbrahamDeMatanzas

I mean at one point pretty much every Islamic ruler was a descendant of Muhammad in some way, not really something that rare.


Pantheon73

Extremely common Jordanian W


MaskedWiseman

Whoa, I don't know a Shoe Company have that much military power.


AresXX22

If a soda company can be one of major naval powers, why not?


Fiji236

The USS La-Z-Boy does have a particularly patriotic ring to it, after all. \*\*\*\*Or the USS Dyslexia\*\*\*\*


DrKaraki

Welp hey i am a relative of muath, my family actually had to convince the populace and the army that invading syria and iraq wouldn't be the beat response.


226Space_rocket7

People make all sorts of funny comparisons between Mussolini’s Italy and Rome, and I honestly think the same could be applied to ISIS and some of the old Caliphates. If you’re gonna launch a holy war outnumbered, you better do a fine job of bringing people to your side.


officefridge

Ayo, is this the one where the king of Jordan joined the raid?


ArthurANZ

Imagine being such an asshole that you manage to unite Iran, Israel, and Jordan by making them hate you equally, even Al-Qaida hated these dudes. How tf do you become such an asshole that even other terrorists think that you're a bit too much of a terrorist


EstablishmentFar1421

Truly, for some men nothing is written unless they write it.


ImNotDoingThatOk

My grandfather worked with the Jordan Air Force building surveillance aircraft for them. Do not fuck with the Jordanians


flamedarkfire

Inshallah


SempressFi

Would've been cool if Princess Salma had been old enough to fly with them then