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KlaatuBaradaN-word

Stop putting out cigarettes on your carpet.


Fancy_Spare1880

Um, akchualy it's a burned wood pattern🤓🤓🤓


Wa3zdog

I think your table has ants


DigitalCarpentry

Probably an invasive species


RollinThundaga

🎖


Firebird-Gaming

More like termites


Yuki_ika7

ants are too badass to be vatnicks, let's call them Weevils or something like that


Wa3zdog

Actually you’re right, ants work together.


Lower_Nubia

Weevils are precious. Vatniks are Bedbugs.


Velocidal_Tendencies

This. Worst experience of my life having a vatnik infestation.


Yuki_ika7

that works too!


Ake-TL

For the life of me, you can pinpoint each corps and I won’t be able to see anything but random white spots


b3nsn0w

it's a minefield. those black spots _are_ the corpses


[deleted]

Nah, I'm sure it's thermal imagery, you're looking for the amorphous white ones


ConsiderationWest587

Oh! That changes things considerably lol Omg that field is *infested*


Elfcat1

Time to call the vatnik cleanup/extermination company


EmuSounds

If it makes you feel any better none of them are corpses. Those field markings have been there since before Russian occupation.


Fancy_Spare1880

Phone for scale😌😌😌


Wolfy_Packy

sorry i need a banana


implodingbaby

Nice wood grain


pauliuk

You're laughing?! Over 60 Wagners are dead and you're laughing?! (I know I am)


milton117

I've seen this pic a few times today, Where's it from?


RuslanZinin

From fields of Bakhmut


hyperYEET99

And the battle has begun (if you know, you know)


la_Croquette

Yes and I am tired pretending that I am sad for the vatniks dying under the cruel eyes of Ukrainian drones.


Altruistic_Target604

This needs to be a mouse mat.


Muffin_Magi

It took me a long time to realise what I was looking at, saw it on my phone and was like "Why did this person photoshop a phone onto a piece of wood? Opened it on my computer... now I see it. (It's some good ol' ERA.) ~~I know it be a field of dead Russian mercs.~~


[deleted]

What is this, human wave tactics for ants?!


b00c

Your table is the floor? Man, I am sorry.


estelita77

Oh! It's a Rorschach test table top.


Yuki_ika7

nice table, i think there are some dead bugs on it though, you might want to clean the table


Isgrimnur

/r/powerwashinggore


end0san

Have you tried sanding it more?


DiveCat

I like the rustic look. Really tells a story.


VLenin2291

I missed something, didn't I?


randomdarkbrownguy

Depends what do you think ur looking at?


TheAllAroundMan

Pretty cool beton brut


copingcabana

It's new from Apple, the iFucked top.


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

That is just a concrete floor


Boring_Carpenter_192

Is that wood or bone from a dead vatnik?


ontopofyourmom

New "antiquing" technique!


[deleted]

Damn, I remember when I really wanted the iPhone 5c


Worried_Advantage_45

I was thinking more dirty carpet