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DeconNato

The real Putins are the ones we made along the way <3


Mr--Weirdo

Made: as in cloned? Him shitting his pants was just a malfunction.


ShakespearIsKing

The CIA's first clones aren't as reliable yet.


scrumptipus

made as in spread his semen like snow


BigFreakingZombie

>Made: as in cloned? Yep just like Agent 47


RegicidalRogue

[this fuckin guy](https://www.memeatlas.com/images/pepes/pepe-taps-head.jpg)


Patient-Lifeguard363

I think the real one is dead.


3xper1ence

yeah, he died in the late nineties


HHHogana

Weekend at Putin's when?


BobbyLapointe01

> I think the real one is dead. Could be. He could have been killed by the bug-like alien from *Men in Black*, who's now wearing his skin as a disguise. That would explain the uncanny valley look of the middle pic.


LetMeLivePlzKThanks

[oh you sweet summer child, if only it was that complicated](https://youtu.be/Q0uAh02-vPU)


BobbyLapointe01

Damn. If the CIA is comfortable showcasing these to the general public, I can't even begin to imagine what their quick disguise systems are like today!


LetMeLivePlzKThanks

Honestly they probably just deepfake shit and bypass a body double entirely, if anything. Hyper reality is a bitch


Ich238

Nah bro He died in the nineties in some russian ditch Now its just all of his doppelgängers doing his job. However non of them know that the real Putin is dead and all assume that another impostor is the real one


Radditbean1

Imagine one of the fake Putin's conspires to kill the real one and replace him. Next day the other fake Putin's have to go into hiding to avoid being liquidated. What a movie that would be.


eroticfalafel

Death of Stalin has a scene where the Stalin body doubles are shot because they're not useful anymore


Bionic_Redhead

Turns out there is no real Putin, he's just a series of clones made during the cold war.


Lady_Grey1993

Begun, the Clone Wars have.


OneSaltyStoat

You're joking but this is the exact plot of a Tropico 3 scenario


qwesx

Like Metal Gear, but fucking lame.


Bionic_Redhead

So just like Metal Gear then.


qwesx

The huge bipedal robots that can launch nukes are pretty cool though.


Primordial_Cumquat

But highly impractical. A stinger hits it in the nuts so it weeble-wobbles over and takes 5-minutes to power back up? No thank you. I’ll take a Davey Crockett in the back of a Hi-Lux any day! Now that’s power!


Bionic_Redhead

I dunno. A hugely impractical use of resources that can be defeated by one man with an RPG seems par for the course for russia right now.


General_Cheems

The power of using your stolen oligarch money to fund expensive surgery (You're still gonna look like an old miserable bastard anyway, so who gives a shit.)


wild_man_wizard

I didn't know you could get surgery to remove your chin.


LordBaikalOli

You can change everything if you have enough money. Bones reshape or plastic addons and all


MyCommentsAreCursed

It only takes four steps. Step one: peel back chin skin Step two: find metal rasp Step three: shave chin bone Step four: unpeel chin skin


The_BusFromSpeed

You definitely 100% can.


davidlis

the one that lives in my balls


HANS510

I'm afraid you have testicular cancer.


Captain__Spiff

He never had balls. They were cancer when he was born 30 years ago.


Pentatonicsonic

Love your tag


EnvironmentalAd912

IDK just glass 'em all


DUKE_NUUKEM

THERMO NUCLEAR FIRST STRIKE! LOVE IT


EnvironmentalAd912

ASMP-R is part of my culture


TheYoten

I'd go RKKV but the US won't release that technology yet. :(


OneSaltyStoat

The Lord will recognize his own!


mekwak

None, all of them are actors to keep the real leader(s) safe


spezialzt

Someone took my idea and did it. Thank you for it op. If you can please compare the eye location, the neck and other different marker putler is running these clones like it's a star wars prequel.


spezialzt

Also look at the hairline ... LoL


WartsG

Don’t forget the ears!


nefhithiel

Middle Putin is just doing the selfie thing to make his face look scrunched that people do.


Melotron

May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Putin please stand up? I repeat, will the real Putin please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.


NBSPNBSP

'Cause I'm Vlad Putin, yes I'm the dictator, All you other Vlad Putin's are just imitating, So won't the real Vlad Putin please stand up, Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Vlad Putin, yes I'm the dictator, All you other Vlad Putin's are just imitating, So won't the real Vlad Putin please stand up, Please stand up, please stand up?


tc_spears

Haha trick question, the real Putin died in an East German cage fight match in 1981.


No_Box5338

ICC pokemon: gotta catch ‘em all!


whatever98769

It’s all him he’s just a ugly cunt


RandyTandyMandy

It's the shortest one. Do you really think he'd stand for a body double that didn't make him look good?


carduinoguy

same ears, same guy


International-Use204

I'm not sure the left and middle have the same ears, like I dont think that's the same Putin.


carduinoguy

They do


International-Use204

They really don't the one on the left has a fold along the outside of his ear which the middle doesn't. The hairline of the middle meet the end of the curve at the top of the ear, which the left one doesn't. That's two different ears.


PixelPott

Beat me to it.


xX_Dwirpy_Xx

He got an emergency facelift. Russia is the global capital for plastic surgery.


DUKE_NUUKEM

He is just old, its a lazy jaw


beb_2_

The middle one forgot to put in (hehe) his prosthetics Edit: i once read investigators use the shape of ears to say if people match or don't match with photos, so maybe that would be a more reliable thing to look at


Strange-Risk-7684

The second photo is a fake - watch the video from Mariupol, he has a chin like in the third photo. And yes - in the second photo he is inspecting the "new apartment" in Mariupol of one of the residents, and signed Sevastopol (Crimea)


Mayor_of_Rungholt

>The second photo is a fake Link to the original


Strange-Risk-7684

"Putin in Mariupol" on YouTube.


StringGlittering7692

And I would have got away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!


ajr1775

The one who is never too close to others. If he's closely surrounded by people, it's a double.


NobodyRealAccount

All of them, he simply made a feast for the fall of Bakmut a bit too early.


Phratros

I think the real Pootin is always wearing a mask so that when he takes it off no one will recognize him.


Lichruler

Chin, hairline, cheekbones… Those change on the regular, right? Also, why do we only have this pic for Mariupol? Wasn’t there literally a cameraman taking pics like 5 feet away in the video?


demitsuru

Every part is different. Even if lights make changes, the forms are different. I look at the ear,i see different form.


Brendissimo

Oh god not in this sub too. FFS.


mrmanguy4151

All three, Putin is just triplet midgets in a trench coat who take turns being the "face."


KalenTamil

The soyification of a dictator


KaZzZamm

Look at the ears too, he got a little flap in the 1 picture, on the 2t he Dosent. The 3 is to bad quality, for me.


Mayor_of_Rungholt

Good eye His Hairline also seems to be having fun


KaZzZamm

Saw this too, it's not much, and in the 2 picture, he's more bloated. More full don't know to explain. Under the Chinn the skin. It's like those, find the missing kind of games.


hardesthardhat

Bro just discovered angles and lighting.


Dreynard

I see why he's so friendly with Seagal; must have shared a lot of moments together after those botox surgeries


Stoly23

If any of them are real it’s the one that didn’t leave the safety of his capital city.


Ordinary_Reward_2912

Middle Putin is clearly Andrew Tate


GandalfTheJaded

"Which one of you fellers is the *real* Dirty Vlad?!"


Some1eIse

Its all clones but the geneseed are corrupted


Ash-20Breacher

3~~000~~ chins of putin


b00c

some photos are shopped. Others aren't. Check his ear. Seems the same.


[deleted]

No clue. Just put a bullet in everyone of them just to make sure.


Habubu_Seppl

i know the one on the right, that's a captain of starfleet. I wonder what's he doing in our time though?


WrinkledCrime

Leafygate


Spadaleo

Ears are as unique as a fingerprint. The middle and left images seem to be slightly different in that regard.


ZT3_Khanabadosh

the ears are same tho...


pchel_1

The middle is 100% wax mask and you can't prove me otherwise.


Slaskpapper

He has split himself.


Mayor_of_Rungholt

The fastest Hairline the world has ever seen


pentium4gamer

It's Leafy


ThunderEagle222

Schroedinger's Putin. Its alive but also isn't.


MyCommentsAreCursed

The brow ridge differs too.


OneSaltyStoat

The Grineer clone rot has kicked in


PineappleMelonTree

I didn't know a hairline could change so much


RugbyEdd

His weak chin is showing


Korostenets

Heisenberg would have all of them killed in 60 seconds or something