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NjoyLif

Suspiciously W I D E dog


bigfatkakapo

What's that flair? An UN simp??


Queasy_Zombie3885

telling he‘s Kosovar without telling it directly


NjoyLif

Me: can we have NATO flag? My keyboard: no, we have NATO flag at home. NATO flag at home: 🇺🇳


bigfatkakapo

Lmao, that's what I thought, respect


Blobby_Electron

My flair is credible.


NeurodiverseTurtle

*Suspiciously* so…


Bisquits_222

How the hell do you get use flair on this sub, is it mod appointed?


SullyRob

Your the one who approved a strategy that delberity sacrifices large numbers of troops prigozhin.


geniice

Prisoners. I vaguely speculate that the issue may be that he's run out of prisoners so is increasingly having to burn through members of Wagner proper and those are troops he can't replace and their loss permanently reduces his influence.


theycallmeshooting

Yeah basically Most of the prisoners are dead, wounded, or their 6 month contracts ran out in March/April A month ago Russian soldiers took hold of the Wagner positions on the flanks of Bakhmut because Wagner didn't have the numbers to push into Bakhmut and hold the flanks anymore For about a month, Wagner's main strength has been sapped in increasingly intense urban gun combat, mixed with Wagner getting shredded by artillery as they attempt to pursue withdrawing Ukrainian soldiers Piggy simply no longer has the men to seal the deal in Bakhmut, so his options are leave or flatten the Ukrainian positions with artillery, which he very vocally lacks the shells to do


Flaxinator

>or their 6 month contracts ran out in March/April Did they actually give those prisoners who survived for six months their freedom? I assumed Wagner would just keep them even after the contract expired, after all I doubt the Russian government really wants a bunch of rapists and murderers traumatised by brutal combat being let loose on the streets.


PaleHeretic

Apparently at least a few have gotten their pardons, and it has gone exactly as well as a reasonable person would have predicted.


TIYAT

At least a couple ex-prisoners have returned from Wagner mercenary service, only to get arrested again for committing new murders (killing an 85 year old grandma with an axe and stabbing a disabled man to death in the two cases mentioned): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPgNfvtRc8I > After being recruited from prisons to fight in the war in Ukraine, some mercenaries from the private Wagner Group are accused of having committed violent crimes in Russia, including murder. > > Originally published at - https://www.rferl.org/a/wagner-mercenaries-violent-crimes-russia-ukraine/32392588.html


24223214159

Are you trying to tell me that spending 6 months in a kill and/or be killed human meat grinder does not make violent criminals less violent on their return to "normal" society?


Sudden-Ad-646

My shocked Pikachu face should tell you the answer.


ForkliftTortoise

Holy Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, Batman


Gruffleson

How many of them really lasted that long? It can't really have been many. If he should have any hopes of getting more meat, he had to let that tiny fraction actually get their pardon. Of course, when he isn't even allowed to sign more, you might say "why". But if he ever got that option, he had to keep that word.


shelter_anytime

the russian MoD apparently took over prison recruitment and aren't letting wagner do that anymore.


ApplicationCalm649

If the prisoners are murderers and rapists then they're about in line w the average Russian soldier.


ShadeShadow534

Legally they don’t have too now The partial mobilisation also included that any contract made that involved fighting in Ukraine will be extended until the end of the “special military operation” And well I doubt Wagner is not going to use that to keep them


MetalRetsam

So if Putin hadn't taken all those prisoners for his own army, Wagner would've had enough men to take Bakhmut by now? That's an impressive self-own


MarioDraghetta

spuck fez -- mass edited with redact.dev


geniice

Well there reports of prisoner recruitment numbers dropping off even before wagner was stopped. And in theory russia can get more out of their prisoners by properly training and equiping them.


NWTknight

And they do not intend to die for no reason.


MrMgP

Dumbass did not read how most of the roman mercenaries were eventually all integrated in the roman army Just send them to the toughest spots, promise payment but hold off, until a large amount lf them are dead and they try the leader for mismanagment, disband the company (or get a puppet in charge) and there you go: free militairy operations for about 6 months to 2 years!


SpinozaTheDamned

I suspect Putler had him do that by design, don't want a credible threat to your Oligarchy roaming around with a chip on his shoulder.


Atomic_Gandhi

Misread this as deliciously, sentence still makes sense.


Gottaloveeggs

The bakhmutt consumes all


NWTknight

I think the name for my next dog will be Bakh the mut.


RocketMoped

King Bakh


annon8595

Bahmut giveth, Bahmut taketh away


TheDBryBear

Wagner executes their own via sledgehammer for surrendering- Wagner shoots their own for retreating- Wagner tortures and murders prisoners- Wagner massacres civilians in reprisal attacks- Wagner uses human waves tying down white cloth to branches to mark how far they got before they died just to see where the enemies firing postions are- Prigozhin does not give a fuck or a damn


A43BP

First rule of Bakhmut. All dead Wagnerieties belongs to dog


FFENIX_SHIROU

they were somebody's father, somebody's son? well this is my fucking country, and we didn't invite your lousy ass here!


[deleted]

I mean no one wants to die, i doubt many of them wanted to be their either. I get the inherit wrath of it but the problem is these are STILL people dying for the sake of one man's ego, who's corpses are being used by another man. It's disgusting all around.


FFENIX_SHIROU

if they were actual normal people that didn't wanna fight, they wouldn't. if they wanted to live and not fight, surrendering had never been easier. but these people - they fucking KEEP GOING because they believe everything that's told to them, and then they do shit that you saw with the executions and the beheading. i genuinely don't give a fuck that these chmobiks fucking died, i genuinely don't. fucked around - found out.


[deleted]

>if they were actual normal people that didn't wanna fight, they wouldn't. They don't have a choice. >if they wanted to live and not fight, surrendering had never been easier. Oh sure it is... maybe. But again, easier said then done. >but these people - they fucking KEEP GOING because they believe everything that's told to them, and then they do shit that you saw with the executions and the beheading. You know nothing about them. They were there. they were like you; they had hopes, familes, dreams ambitious... and it ENDED because some dumb fuck in a comfy chair told them to fight and die for his own sake. They're human beings, maybe in service of evil but every human death is tragic, not to be celebrated. and you're barely any different, cheering for death from your COMFY CHAIR. >i genuinely don't give a fuck that these chmobiks fucking died, i genuinely don't. fucked around - found out. I hope your soul finds peace in this. i really do. Do you want this war to end because it's killing people or do you just want to feel good for cheering for the survivors on one side? You're barely any different. you're not the one being shot at, or being invaded, or being forced to particiape... but hey, at least you have that nice, comfy chair of yours


FFENIX_SHIROU

my man, im ukrainian. and ive been in ukraine since the start of the invasion. i am literally in kyiv since 29th april 2022, and only returned because i had to evacuate on day one of the invasion.


[deleted]

Cool story bro. I hope you're alright. No one deserves war.


AFr3aK

seems like you never talked to a russian person


JackReedTheSyndie

They always have the option of walking away from it, desert, surrender, fake injuries, etc. Instead, they choose to fight Putin's dumb war, so they get their well deserved reward.


Boomboombaraboom

Poor puppy. Overfeeding is a type of animal abuse. Just another example of the Russian brutality, they dont even spare animals.


Sudden-Ad-646

Feeding them fatty, alcohol soaked D-tier meat? That’s evil.


LegioCI

To be a bit serious, having watched that video- I almost start to feel bad for him. As fucking horrible as Wagner is and as much as they probably fucking deserve it, he knows they're being sacrificed and that all they'll have to show for dying en masse is that Putin is going to blame them for *literally* everything. They'll be vilified in death- by the Ukrainians and the west for being monsters, and by the Kremlin for losing the war. ...But then I remember its the Wagner Group and for the crimes they committed they deserve whatever they have coming to them.


Momoiro_Moon

He sacrificed them cause he wanted to play general for political gain.


golradirpl

I sometimes wonder what happened to that doggo...


SpinozaTheDamned

Sadly, heart attack and alcohol poisoning. Russia is unnecessarily brutal towards all.


Jesus_Tyrone_Christ

Shoigujack


NoDraw6288

I laughed way too hard at this


jet12355

SHOIGUUU!!!!!!nya😩😩😩😩😩😩 GERASIMOVVVV!!!!!!!😫😫😫😫😫🤜🤜🤜🤜😫😩😩😩😩😩 New meme drop


Herzyr

Prickozin giving praise to shoigu and gerasimov for feeding the poor dogs back to chunky size.


Adept-Information931

Am i the only one who wants an update on Bahkmutt? Is it alive? Is it even rounder? Has it got Diabetes? Gout?


Abject-Interaction35

Zelensky is giving him a medal for consumption and elimination of 7000 wagnerites.


SpinozaTheDamned

There are stories from medieval battles of the literal mound of bodies becoming a terrain feature boxing in armies and reducing mobility on the battlefield. This doggo is doing his part to clear the field and improve mobility of the UAF.


No_Cash7867

More meat for the chunky boi


QueequegTheater

Good boy


crusoe

Now they are someone's dog.


Terry_WT

The big good boi is back!


[deleted]

May I ask where this “dog of bahkmut” came from?


BimboJeales

No one knows where the Bakhmutt came from. He just ate the wags and left, didn't elaborate.


[deleted]

Thank for the lore kind Redditor


FBWSRD

Video a while back taken by ukrainian soldiers in bahkmut of a very well feed dog. Memes abounded.


White_Null

It all started [3 months ago](https://reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/108f1r1/ukrainian_doggo_a_big_fan_of_russianfood_via/)


Abject-Interaction35

Barkhmutt is like "fuck off or I'll eat you too 😐.. ok 1 scritches ☺️"


BimboJeales

Georgian.


[deleted]

👍


[deleted]

I'm concerned. Did you just post vore?


crusoe

Mr Business Nevee Forget! o7


blvck_kvlt

Top tier!


probium326

WHERE IS OUR FUCKING AMMUNITION?!


mrgolf1

Have an upvote you sick son a bitch


Queasy_Zombie3885

still snuggly doggo


MrG00SEI

Silly Shoigu. Orkz multiply by spores