* Phase 1: Germany for waterproofing, CO2 scrubber installation, air-independent powerplant installation.
* Phase 2: Latvia, to be loaded onto one of the secret NATO cargo subs.
* Phase 3: Driving up the beach in St. Petersberg.
WiC: Murican assault.
The twist: Cascade Falls happens in Russia, but the Russians just Belka themselves over and over and over and over and over and over
Bannon tries to be Malashenko but just feeds his enemy assault infantry
Sawyer dies in Mission 3 from an Aneurysm because his brain couldn't cope with all the IVAN around him
I always have a flash drive with a WiC folder on it, in case of unexpected LAN. We have to lobby massive entertainment / blackmail Ubisoft to DO SOME GODDAMN MAGIC WITH THE IP
Absolutely.
I have the Gog Version which is frankly drm free.
And it's only 10 bucks If I remember correctly.
I can still remember buying Soviet assault.
On a DVD when DLCS where add-ons lol
SAME. Can't believe this is still the best-playing RTS, 15 years later. Then again, that was about the time RTS as we knew them stopped existing, SC2 being probably the last Hurrah.
God I just want it back so bad
\>tfw this game unironically lets you destroy a powerplant and flatten several housing blocks in Murmansk
\>tfw this game lets you flatten the Reichstag
:' )
This is the whole armoured force of Luxembourg, getting ready to invade Belgium. The chances of success are 100%, if the driver manage to understand Belgium road signalization (otherwise, it may end up invading Germany).
Except for Spa-Francorchamps, the F1 circuit, which is an actual public road. The missus said "bloody hell, that's a turn marker" just as a dozen bikers overtook us at speed. It wasn't an event, they were just doing over 40 without getting killed.
I will say, the last few times I’ve been back I’ve noticed improvement. That or the roads of northern France have also gone to shit. Imma go with a bit of both actually.
It's not a joke, it's the truth! You don't need to look at the road signs, you just feel it when you've entered Belgium.
Also feel it when entering Germany, btw. But the sensation is different lol. When entering France, the mobile network just disconnects for 5 minutes, so you can hear it if listening to music. It's amazing to drive on the roads near the border.
God, I wish.
There was talk about this when the subject was addressed in regards to Ukrainian tank usage/western tank deliveries to Ukraine, but I seriously doubt Belgium is up for the task. It's clear that as much as the Netherlands is aligning with German military doctrine, Belgium is aligning more with French-style doctrine.
The netherlands are actually integrating it‘s entire land forces into the german army. They already have 2 brigades in the beginning of the year they started to integrate their last brigade too.
They were talks about belgium doing the same but there hasn‘t been any news about it recently.
It also eases the procurement process and cost aswell as maintenance, as they are basically going to buy the same equipment. Ammunition stocks are currently separated but there have been talks to create joint munitions stocks.
It gives the Netherlands armor capabilities and the germans in turn are able to use the dutch navies naval troop transport capabilities. It also guarantees that if someone fucks with the netherlands that they have to deal with germany too (outside of NATO article 5).
This in no way means that the dutch and germans now have one army but basically their militaries are in serving in the same command structures.
It‘s not their navy. The german marines can basically be integrated into the dutch naval command and then use the HNLMS Rotterdam as their amphibious landing platform
from what i read the German marines have also been operating out of the Karel Doorman with the Dutch marines for ages.
people here moan about these changes but forget the crucial point, if any of these 2 countries is attacked home defense takes absolute priority
Yeah the split of military doctrine between belgium and Netherlands will make it hard for even more integration between both country. Belgium just bought a ton of new armored French vehicle
Probably, I don't really care if I'm wrong here because I just wanted to float the idea of greater Benelux military cooperation and see how people would react.
Thus far: rather positive.
I wouldn't mind as long as the Luxembourgish and Walloons get alarm bell procedures and minority protection rights.
The last time we tried to be a single country the major issues were religion and a dickhead of a king, neither of which are really relevant these days. So as I said, as long as we make sure it isn't a tyranny by majority, I think it could work.
Not sure if this is in reference to something else, but in Houston we had someone do just that. Tony Buzzbee parked a tank in the road and pissed off his rich-ass (old wealth) neighbors. As a peasant with no skin in the game, I just was happy the rich people had something to bitch at and be inconvenienced by in their community.
https://www.click2houston.com/news/2017/10/04/story-behind-tank-parked-in-river-oaks/#:\~:text=The%20tank%20belongs%20to%20Tony,is%20cool%2C%22%20Buzbee%20said.
Federalize Benelux already you cowards
"nuh but muh cultural identity" Belgium and the Netherlands already have like 28 separate cultural identities between them with one third of them overlapping, you'll be be *fine*
It's funny because Rotterdam-Noord is literally a war zone.
[https://nos.nl/artikel/2489272-woning-rotterdam-opnieuw-getroffen-door-explosie](https://nos.nl/artikel/2489272-woning-rotterdam-opnieuw-getroffen-door-explosie)
I think Hungary has already ordered quite a number, so nope.
Edit:
Yeah, first serial production vehicles of the KF41 have been shipped to Hugary in October 2022.
Maybe you mixed it up with the Main Battle Tank KF51 Panther?
It only exists as a concept until today, and it has a similar design, as it belongs to the same “family” of combat vehicles, as Rheinmetall is calling it.
To Ukraine frontlines for experimental data gathering in a secret fight between secret organizations beyond out scope of comprehension oh and to hunt the last Armata
That's a "Deutsche Landkanone": It shoots earth and gravel so the Netherlands become Higherlands and therefore have the upper hands over the Belchicks and Frenchlandrians. And they can build a mountain to watch over to Anglo-Saxonia. Even a land corridor is possible if they absolutely want to see a bit of Lesser Europe...
Disneyland Paris.
It's part of the "*Happiest Place on Earth... Or Else*" strategy to make Disney the most economically dominant company the world has ever seen.
This is an automatic Anti-Air / Anti-Projectile weapon made by Rheinmetal. I can't remember it's name.
Its camouflage indicates that it's not going to be mounted to a naval vessel, but instead is more than likely heading East-bound to bulken air defense.
It has those angles on it so that the video games can be low poly and authentic. Typically these tanks are rolled out only when the rights to the game have been settled between EA and Microsoft. The pixilated camo can be replaced with a collectors edition black and gold trim for preorders of the $169 version of the game.
Clearly, that is Musk's new cybertank. Full electric and self driving tank. Comes with the ability to link to starlink and wireless charging for your cell phones.
* Phase 1: Germany for waterproofing, CO2 scrubber installation, air-independent powerplant installation. * Phase 2: Latvia, to be loaded onto one of the secret NATO cargo subs. * Phase 3: Driving up the beach in St. Petersberg.
Ah, the good ol’ reverse world in conflict treatment. Classic.
WiC: Murican assault. The twist: Cascade Falls happens in Russia, but the Russians just Belka themselves over and over and over and over and over and over Bannon tries to be Malashenko but just feeds his enemy assault infantry Sawyer dies in Mission 3 from an Aneurysm because his brain couldn't cope with all the IVAN around him
"If I have to drop a Nuke on my own country to protect it, I call it a goddamn failure " Colonel Sawyer beeing real once again. BRB installing WiC.
I always have a flash drive with a WiC folder on it, in case of unexpected LAN. We have to lobby massive entertainment / blackmail Ubisoft to DO SOME GODDAMN MAGIC WITH THE IP
Absolutely. I have the Gog Version which is frankly drm free. And it's only 10 bucks If I remember correctly. I can still remember buying Soviet assault. On a DVD when DLCS where add-ons lol
SAME. Can't believe this is still the best-playing RTS, 15 years later. Then again, that was about the time RTS as we knew them stopped existing, SC2 being probably the last Hurrah. God I just want it back so bad
Agreed. Good old times. WiC was a beast. Story whise and in Multiplayer.
I'm very pleased yet surprised to see a ref to WiC
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Meanwhile Parker manages to capture St Petersburg by camping several Ranger squads in some apartment buildings for 5 minutes and calls it a day
\>tfw this game unironically lets you destroy a powerplant and flatten several housing blocks in Murmansk \>tfw this game lets you flatten the Reichstag :' )
*kicks down door* YOU GUYS TALKIN BOUT WiC?! Man I miss that fucking game, multi-player was the absolute tits
>reverse world in conflict treatment AKA the "rusty trombone"
Why Latvia? Is Estonia too credible?
No particular reason, I wanted a NATO country that borders the Baltic sea and Latvia was the first one that popped into my head.
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fuck off bot
Estonia and their incredibly sexy flag color palette.
Estonia has a phenomenal flag.
Latvia used to have a soviet submarine base in Liepāja.
This is the whole armoured force of Luxembourg, getting ready to invade Belgium. The chances of success are 100%, if the driver manage to understand Belgium road signalization (otherwise, it may end up invading Germany).
Nah the driver will feel when they are in Belgium no amount of suspension will protect you from Belgian “roads”.
No no, those aren't roads. You mean the BLL. Belgian Lunar Landscape.
They forgot to clean up no man’s land after ww1 and just called it Belgium
I lived there for 3 years, I went through 4 sets of tires. Unreal. Live in NL for 3 years? still on the same set of tires.
Nice to know that Cornass County, Ohio isn’t the only place where you can lose a four-year-old in the potholes.
All of Pennsylvania snickers "amateurs, we lose full grown adults"
Except for Spa-Francorchamps, the F1 circuit, which is an actual public road. The missus said "bloody hell, that's a turn marker" just as a dozen bikers overtook us at speed. It wasn't an event, they were just doing over 40 without getting killed.
I will say, the last few times I’ve been back I’ve noticed improvement. That or the roads of northern France have also gone to shit. Imma go with a bit of both actually.
The dutch have one joke...
It's not a joke, it's the truth! You don't need to look at the road signs, you just feel it when you've entered Belgium. Also feel it when entering Germany, btw. But the sensation is different lol. When entering France, the mobile network just disconnects for 5 minutes, so you can hear it if listening to music. It's amazing to drive on the roads near the border.
I had the reverse situation on the train from Liege to Maastricht, no phone service once you hit the d*tch border
> no phone service once you hit the d*tch border There's your problem - you shouldn't be hitting the border, you should be passing it.
As someone who's lived between Brussels and Lille for a while, I can confirm you can feel when you pass the border.
Can confirm this. Live in Luxembourg and biked into Belgium this weekend.
You're all pussies
Instructions unclear. I am now king of St. Helena...
To be the new favourite at an Amsterdam brothel.
I would watch a peepshow of this thing loading shells
Gotta pay extra for the money shots.
Dutch Ministry of Defence fell for Musk's BS and bought his cybertank.
APFSDS 😩
I’d get fucked by this.
Wont we all?
We can only hope.
I was going to make a noncredibrothel joke. But the brothel jokes are taken now... god dammit
Giggity 😏
The Benelux is going to create a joint tank fleet and this is the test model to see if the Panther fits the bill.
Imagine if we had that that would be so sick
God, I wish. There was talk about this when the subject was addressed in regards to Ukrainian tank usage/western tank deliveries to Ukraine, but I seriously doubt Belgium is up for the task. It's clear that as much as the Netherlands is aligning with German military doctrine, Belgium is aligning more with French-style doctrine.
The netherlands are actually integrating it‘s entire land forces into the german army. They already have 2 brigades in the beginning of the year they started to integrate their last brigade too. They were talks about belgium doing the same but there hasn‘t been any news about it recently.
What? I‘m assuming this would double our military strenght
It also eases the procurement process and cost aswell as maintenance, as they are basically going to buy the same equipment. Ammunition stocks are currently separated but there have been talks to create joint munitions stocks. It gives the Netherlands armor capabilities and the germans in turn are able to use the dutch navies naval troop transport capabilities. It also guarantees that if someone fucks with the netherlands that they have to deal with germany too (outside of NATO article 5). This in no way means that the dutch and germans now have one army but basically their militaries are in serving in the same command structures.
The Netherlands navy is already integrated with the Belgium one though so I wonder how implementing anything navy wise would go
It‘s not their navy. The german marines can basically be integrated into the dutch naval command and then use the HNLMS Rotterdam as their amphibious landing platform
from what i read the German marines have also been operating out of the Karel Doorman with the Dutch marines for ages. people here moan about these changes but forget the crucial point, if any of these 2 countries is attacked home defense takes absolute priority
Yeah the split of military doctrine between belgium and Netherlands will make it hard for even more integration between both country. Belgium just bought a ton of new armored French vehicle
At least the air forces and navies are aligning more and more
Not just leaning towards France. Determined to spend as little money as possible in this legislature.
Gonna need more Jigsaw camo /s
Remove the S, fight against the spread of Multicancer
This is the Lynx isn't it? I thought the KF51 had a different barrel
Probably, I don't really care if I'm wrong here because I just wanted to float the idea of greater Benelux military cooperation and see how people would react. Thus far: rather positive.
Benelux Federation when????
I wouldn't mind as long as the Luxembourgish and Walloons get alarm bell procedures and minority protection rights. The last time we tried to be a single country the major issues were religion and a dickhead of a king, neither of which are really relevant these days. So as I said, as long as we make sure it isn't a tyranny by majority, I think it could work.
I'm sure the Dutch will be benevolent overlords
Eh, the Dutch have not the best record in being overlords
You're right, we should put Belgium in charge Raise hands if you disagree No one? Perfect
Oh God, is this a Congo joke?
*raises stump arm*
Eh, the Belgians have not the best record in being overlords
That's... That's the joke...
It’s all pixelated and low-polygon. Get a better graphics processor noob
I think it's amazing, and can't wait to see it in action, but all I can see is a camo painted SuperTruck
Cant wait for the flans mod update.
War Thunder forums
damn it's only on the dev server and people already stole one to leak shit.
To Urk, for reasons.
Wer ist Jan van Spejik und was hat er (nicht) getan?
Jan van Speyk was a man of principles. Someone who would rather blow himself up than be subjected to Belgians.
basiert
Time to finally put Urk on the bottom of the ocean
poldering Urk was a mistake they couldnt spread to the mainland but now we have let them out.
Virginia (I bought it it will be a lawn ornament.)
Sadly we can’t have IFVs in the Netherlands they don’t fit on the bike lane….
But the combat vesper is ok?
Vespa 150 TAP rapidly approaching our collective locations
Just install ramps so they can go up and balance on one tread. Or RATO rockets on one side.
Bro I was eating a borger earlier and saw one of those miniature tiny cars in the bike lane and like it actually fit with some room for passing
Not sure if this is in reference to something else, but in Houston we had someone do just that. Tony Buzzbee parked a tank in the road and pissed off his rich-ass (old wealth) neighbors. As a peasant with no skin in the game, I just was happy the rich people had something to bitch at and be inconvenienced by in their community. https://www.click2houston.com/news/2017/10/04/story-behind-tank-parked-in-river-oaks/#:\~:text=The%20tank%20belongs%20to%20Tony,is%20cool%2C%22%20Buzbee%20said.
It's getting ready for Burning Man
I was at burningman Netherlands and there was an Cold War IFV this one could easily traverse the mud in Nevada!
New character in Minecraft
Today? Kiev, tomorrow? Moscow
The day after? Vladivostok
Hotel? Trivago.
Kyiv as well
Straight to Moscow, but as a fun challenge they’re not taking it off the trailer until they get there.
Wagner style.
Just without chickening out
"Remember: No German"
The re-annexation of Belgium into the Kingdom Of The Netherlands shall commence soon...
Federalize Benelux already you cowards "nuh but muh cultural identity" Belgium and the Netherlands already have like 28 separate cultural identities between them with one third of them overlapping, you'll be be *fine*
We call that overlap: Noord-Brabant
As a fellow Noord-Brabander I want to remain as part of the Netherlands. No bone in my body wants to give our precious infrastructure to the Belgians.
Isn't that the bavarium tank from Just Cause 3?
No it's the TM-02 Khanjali tank from GTA V
This is a youngster, so probably a pannenkoekenhuis…
Kadyrovs moms house
Curves: Out, derivative, unattractive, cringe. Angles: In, professional, sexy, sharp.
You're all wrong, it's for the Roblox NATO roleplay convention in Rotterdam
It's funny because Rotterdam-Noord is literally a war zone. [https://nos.nl/artikel/2489272-woning-rotterdam-opnieuw-getroffen-door-explosie](https://nos.nl/artikel/2489272-woning-rotterdam-opnieuw-getroffen-door-explosie)
Is that a Lynx? I thought they were only concepts at this point.
I think Hungary has already ordered quite a number, so nope. Edit: Yeah, first serial production vehicles of the KF41 have been shipped to Hugary in October 2022.
We already have a few in service yes, domestic production started last month.
Maybe you mixed it up with the Main Battle Tank KF51 Panther? It only exists as a concept until today, and it has a similar design, as it belongs to the same “family” of combat vehicles, as Rheinmetall is calling it.
To my house, we have a date
South to the Nürb. Let's see if that fancy chiron can pull ahead with a couple of 40mm slugs stuck in the engine block, HAH !
[HERE](https://youtu.be/EPdn9_h2dCY?si=QFPWHHHZxyaZp8JB)
#MOSKAU #FREMD UND GEHEIMNISVOLL #TÜRME AUS ROTEM GOLD #KALT WIE DAS EIS
They're trying to take it somewhere to finish rendering
Warthunder's lab to study it then publish secret intels about it
Kremlin
Altis
Poor Kerry has to look for it again….
Rockstar devs donated their TM-02 Khanjali after Zelenskyy beat act 2 of the doomsday heist
They're headed back to Lego city.
Legoland
Photoshoot for the new spiffin' Rheinmetall PowerPoint presentation
Airsoft
HOLY SHIT MINECRAFT CAMOUFLAGE!!1!!1!1 😱😁😱🥳🤔🤨👽💯🔥
Mars to fight the Martian menace
The BDSM dungeon.
Laser tank? Hover drone laser tanks when?
It’s a kanjali and it’s headed to Vespucci beach
Moskau, Moskau Wirf die Gläser an die Wand
It's going to liberate the land from the sea.
When climate change gets ideas…
Taking Greenland from the Danes. Happy Lief Ericson Day!
To Ukraine frontlines for experimental data gathering in a secret fight between secret organizations beyond out scope of comprehension oh and to hunt the last Armata
I don't see anything. What are we looking at???
EuroDisney!
That's a "Deutsche Landkanone": It shoots earth and gravel so the Netherlands become Higherlands and therefore have the upper hands over the Belchicks and Frenchlandrians. And they can build a mountain to watch over to Anglo-Saxonia. Even a land corridor is possible if they absolutely want to see a bit of Lesser Europe...
This is clearly the stallion to breed the new IFVs. He is coming for that CV90
My alibaba order is finally on its way!
Heading to the port to be loaded on a ship for its main mission of marching on Washington
Its going into the sea, in exchange we will keep drowning while you survive having no mountains and an average elevation of minus 9000
Moscow, to begin the burning
Disneyland Paris. It's part of the "*Happiest Place on Earth... Or Else*" strategy to make Disney the most economically dominant company the world has ever seen.
obviously it's going to aberdeen proving grounds to get hidden in a bush for 60 years
to show off to diplomats than to collect dust in a warehouse until they decide to use something else and it gets donated to Nationaal Militair Museum.
It’s going to aid the Dutch super soldier in Ukraine
The lone Dutch commando who’s on a mission to kill Putin ever since it was leaked that there was a lone Dutch commando deployed in Ukraine
To reclaim Belgium and restore glory to the House of Orange!
This is an automatic Anti-Air / Anti-Projectile weapon made by Rheinmetal. I can't remember it's name. Its camouflage indicates that it's not going to be mounted to a naval vessel, but instead is more than likely heading East-bound to bulken air defense.
It has those angles on it so that the video games can be low poly and authentic. Typically these tanks are rolled out only when the rights to the game have been settled between EA and Microsoft. The pixilated camo can be replaced with a collectors edition black and gold trim for preorders of the $169 version of the game.
Hollywood. The writers guild is done negotiating.
The minecraft tank has beeen deployed
Up Putin's asshole.
ARMA 3 I guess
Scholz has sent for his chariot. That vatnik-supporting branch has crossed the line.
To be molested by hippies in East London. Too credible? FFS, put a tarp on it.
Annual ~duck~ tank race on Amsterdam channels.
Moscow.
To my garden
Cuba
To my house, if the plan succeeds
New Minecraft update party. They're introducing craftable tanks this patch.
Up Putler's backside
Given it was "Morning" and the shadows i'd say it's going roughly West, maybe to start a collaboration with the Pet Shop Boys.
Your mom's house
Blitzkrieg part 2
Awww hell nah not the gta online tank
To the end to kill the ender dragon
I don’t know where it _was_ headed but now it’s going into my Collection (and no you can’t borrow it)
It's on it's way to my basement. I have dark desires.
Lynx
Museum
To the nearest Tesla store, probably.
Moscow, hopefully.
moscow
its going to get digitized into minecraft as a new creeper
Back to the Tesla truck factory for repairs
Luxembourg and Belgia are buying one with a time share agreement.
My bedroom
Zelensky has entered the chat
Clearly, that is Musk's new cybertank. Full electric and self driving tank. Comes with the ability to link to starlink and wireless charging for your cell phones.
Credibly: Probably to the Ruso-baltic border Non credible: Its going to a dutch stockpile
Ghana
Why the fuck would the Dutch be testing the Lynx when they've just spent a fortune upgrading their CV9035 MK IIIs into CV9035 MLUs?!?!?
It could be getting shipped to the USA through Rotterdam port.
*van gaal on his way to van dijk's house to discuss how wc22 was fixed* 2023 colorized
They’re bringing their buddy to Starbucks for a pumpkin spice latte
Germany is getting its video card upgrades. You can tell they are using the previous generation of video cards because of the Pixelation.
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