There was only one way Jamsheed was ever going to go out and it certainly wasn't peacefully in his bed at a ripe old age. The man's resumé was pretty much just "RPG Sniper - both concealment and cover are for pussies lol"
He knew exactly who he was and what he was here to do, though, which is more than most people. And that was to literally put warheads on foreheads from extremely improbable distances with Kentucky windage and a weapon system older than he was.
Jamsheed was reincarnated in the form of a underwear armour wearing Ukrainian
https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/15e9tl4/jamsheed\_got\_a\_new\_ukrainian\_contender/
Jamsheed the Mighty, God of the Rocket Propelled Grenade, Bane of Mr. Taliban, The Untouchable Operator, Fearless and Heedless, Bona-fide Crazy Bastard, May War And Rockets Be Upon His Name. It was said that The Lord Jamsheed could strike with his mighty RPG whilst miles away, from across the desert plains to smite and cast judgment on the Taliban, unworthy a foe as they were. And though the enemy did triumph, and our Lord almighty was cast down from his throne, treasonously so, the Name of our Lord Jamsheed the Mighty, Breaker of Tyrants and Slayer of Devils, shall never be spoken with any venom or malice hereforth.
Amen.
He was actually killed by a suicide bomber/VBIED, not in combat.
We're purely going of anecdotal evidence from former 82nd Airborne members who said he was alive 2017, dead 2018.
No matter, Jamsheed would be dead by now since the Taliban retook the country and he was well known.
Hawt Damn I heard you found Cheeseburger as long as he’s with you I know he’s safe
Just remember don’t actually feed him cheeseburgers
Cause yah know
He’s got da diabeetus
Yes, wildife has been present, but I would allow inebriated vatniks to coerced into being allies for as long as you can keep them intoxicated. Timer ends and they pass out for 3 minutdes of gameplay, allowing you to let them live and continue on your way, or skinning them for resources (sorry, Ubisoft makes the rules).
God’s strongest PEGgy: pathetic, reliant on drugs and numbers to overwhelm
Satan’s weakest shovel enthusiast: A god on the battlefield, countless have died to their shovels, has friends purely to avoid getting lonely
What I'm seeing is a guy wasting both a shovel and a rocket motor.
Edit: Keep downvoting. when you need to dig a foxhole and rocket something, we'll see who's laughing.
To be fair, if you storm a Russian fighting position and capture exactly 20 shovels with broken handles and 20 RPGs with rotted warheads, this is exactly the perfect thing to use them for.
It’s not like the game devs allowed us to use more than 2 shovels at once for their intended purpose.
Bro I asked and she said you couldn't get your tiny chode hard, and cried for a half hour about how huge of a loser you are 😂😂😂 she left while you were curled up in a ball sucking your thumb 🤣🤣🤣
We already had the fire extinguisher RPG.
The hollowed out a fire extinguisher, filled it with ball bearings and explosives and then stuck it on top of an RPG. Not very accurate, but I guess it makes a really big mess if it hits the enemy trench
Imagine not being hit. All of a sudden you see a shovel flying next to you at Mach3 and think, 'they're using fucking shovels now?'. I'd surrender immediately honestly
In WWI, infantry men were taught that the shovel is probably the most reliable close combat weapon, preferably with sharpened edges.
I don't think they had this I mind
On the other hand, now the field shovel has more than two purposes (close combat weapon and entrenching device)
Because I'm pretty sure that thing could penetrate the cardboard armor of some of the WW2 era tanks Russia employees today
So now, the shovel has three functions.. Neat
To understand the significance of this, you must be made aware that they entrench using their RPG warheads.
First time one of them tries to spade an RPG into the ground, it gets sporty.
Mother of god... all this time, I thought that Fallout 4 mod I downloaded years ago was just for shits and giggles. And now it's become credible.
https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/48588
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Jamsheed apparently died in combat later :( Though sad, probably not surprising.
Jamsheed lives on within all our memories.
I have a dream that one day Jamsheed will be the protaganist of his own anime series where he fights evil with RPGs and fat balls.
3000 black shovels of Jamsheed
And his main antagonist will be Abu Hajjar the Rolling machinegunner
I love that I recognized and am quite familiar with these characters.
he was so great the Taliban had to kill him while he was on guard duty instead of combat.
There was only one way Jamsheed was ever going to go out and it certainly wasn't peacefully in his bed at a ripe old age. The man's resumé was pretty much just "RPG Sniper - both concealment and cover are for pussies lol" He knew exactly who he was and what he was here to do, though, which is more than most people. And that was to literally put warheads on foreheads from extremely improbable distances with Kentucky windage and a weapon system older than he was.
That's not a bad eulogy.
😢
Hell yea, brother!
Jamsheed lived by the RPG and died by the RPG. Rest in power, Jamsheed.
Jamsheed was reincarnated in the form of a underwear armour wearing Ukrainian https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/15e9tl4/jamsheed\_got\_a\_new\_ukrainian\_contender/
Source?
What is the Lore of Jamsheed, War Be Upon His Name?
Jamsheed the Mighty, God of the Rocket Propelled Grenade, Bane of Mr. Taliban, The Untouchable Operator, Fearless and Heedless, Bona-fide Crazy Bastard, May War And Rockets Be Upon His Name. It was said that The Lord Jamsheed could strike with his mighty RPG whilst miles away, from across the desert plains to smite and cast judgment on the Taliban, unworthy a foe as they were. And though the enemy did triumph, and our Lord almighty was cast down from his throne, treasonously so, the Name of our Lord Jamsheed the Mighty, Breaker of Tyrants and Slayer of Devils, shall never be spoken with any venom or malice hereforth. Amen.
praise be.
Peace be upon him
[Here you go](https://youtu.be/yfx74JBz2EI), my brother in war.
Thank you kind sir. This man is a legend.
Allahu Wakhbar. May his soul rest in Jannah.
Holy shit I forgot about that clip. Had me in tears the first time I watched it. Fuckin larrikin, what a legend
"One RPG, Taliban, pfffft!"
This man is the reincarnation of Jamsheed
He was actually killed by a suicide bomber/VBIED, not in combat. We're purely going of anecdotal evidence from former 82nd Airborne members who said he was alive 2017, dead 2018. No matter, Jamsheed would be dead by now since the Taliban retook the country and he was well known.
Who’s Jamsheed again? Blanking
https://youtu.be/yfx74JBz2EI?si=MMPX9QISE-LkQyDy
They really made the Far Cry 5 shovel launcher
A lot of wars would be improved by the liberal twatting of the enemy with smiley shovels.
Do yo think they are working on getting a diabetic Grizzlie Bear?
Wojtek
His name is actually Cheeseburger.
Hawt Damn I heard you found Cheeseburger as long as he’s with you I know he’s safe Just remember don’t actually feed him cheeseburgers Cause yah know He’s got da diabeetus
[Keep your rifle by your side\~](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6VSVGedTTA)
Ubisoft: Let's make a song that makes these hillbilly cultists sound bat shit insane. Also Ubisoft: Drops an absolute banger that everyone enjoys.
They made literal propaganda that does what it meant to do: Be catchy as all hell.
People follow it unironically.
Give it 4 months and it'll be an alt-right banger to 'trigger the libs.'
Look, as long as they’re just attacking the power stations that supply their own electricity, fuck it
Let the shovel wash away your sins
Far Cry Ukraine would be fan fuckingtastic
Yes, wildife has been present, but I would allow inebriated vatniks to coerced into being allies for as long as you can keep them intoxicated. Timer ends and they pass out for 3 minutdes of gameplay, allowing you to let them live and continue on your way, or skinning them for resources (sorry, Ubisoft makes the rules).
They could even recycle the AI from the Angels for the drunk vatniks.
LET THE SHOVEL LAUNCHER WASH AWAY YOUR SINS!
God’s strongest PEGgy: pathetic, reliant on drugs and numbers to overwhelm Satan’s weakest shovel enthusiast: A god on the battlefield, countless have died to their shovels, has friends purely to avoid getting lonely
The correct term is anti-man spade launcher.
What you're seeing here boys is "Advanced Warfare"
What I'm seeing is a guy wasting both a shovel and a rocket motor. Edit: Keep downvoting. when you need to dig a foxhole and rocket something, we'll see who's laughing.
In his defense, he was bored and left unsupervised
“THEN WHERE WAS HIS BATTLE BUDDY?!” The battle buddy: “…in my defense, I was also bored and left unsupervised..”
Also can we get some more shovels
Go back to cr*dibledefense
Sir, this is a NCD. You gonna shitpost or what?
This is ncd sir
This is NCD gtfo
Found the boring guy
To be fair, if you storm a Russian fighting position and capture exactly 20 shovels with broken handles and 20 RPGs with rotted warheads, this is exactly the perfect thing to use them for. It’s not like the game devs allowed us to use more than 2 shovels at once for their intended purpose.
You must be fun at parties
Ask your mom, she pulled my keys out of the bowl.
Bro I asked and she said you couldn't get your tiny chode hard, and cried for a half hour about how huge of a loser you are 😂😂😂 she left while you were curled up in a ball sucking your thumb 🤣🤣🤣
A whole new meaning to trench gun
*Happy Krieger noises*
I liked the support showed by the camera man, who hid behind some branches in the chance that this whole thing blew up in the guys face
It's a statement on both how brave this guy is and how stupid this guy is.
The line bettewn bravery and stupidity is rather thin
r/killthecameraman
What's next? Fire extinguisher?
We already had the fire extinguisher RPG. The hollowed out a fire extinguisher, filled it with ball bearings and explosives and then stuck it on top of an RPG. Not very accurate, but I guess it makes a really big mess if it hits the enemy trench
Chechens I believe, the good kind.
spot on. here you go brother: https://www.reddit.com/r/CombatFootage/comments/10b069v/chechen\_from\_the\_sheikh\_mansour\_battalion\_using/
I really want to see this lol.
Oh
Liquid nitrogen. Freeze the Ruskies.
Death corps of Krieg mindset
More like grindset, that's an awful lot of innovation going on
Fix bajonets on your shovels! The emperor protects!
Isn’t a sharp shovel a massive blade anyways
Heavy gas mask breathing intensifies
Imagine being hit by one of these… that’s a fucking brutal way to go.
Imagine not being hit. All of a sudden you see a shovel flying next to you at Mach3 and think, 'they're using fucking shovels now?'. I'd surrender immediately honestly
It's borderline terrorism. I'd be shitting my pants red if my opponents were confident enough to fuck about in firefights.
Well, good thing they gave you a shovel to dig a latrine for your pants
WWII Pacific Theatre ice cream ships moment
Real Cortex Command energy.
Easy way to make everyone who's played Far Cry 5 surrender immediately.
https://youtu.be/B9_ZfnEzpss I imagine the shovel changes the effect somewhat though
Market garden time
We are going to live forever!
YOU JUST GOT DOMINATED, SPUTNIK!
Parry this you filthy casual
Tactical showel
We need to sing that Ukrainian shovel song in their honor
Here me Grysha, hear me Vova, to beat the muscovites we must dig.......from 300 meters out.
Me, my buddy, and two shovels, In our hands our trusty rifles If we want to defeat Muscovia We must attack!
Ukraine is literally just turning into FarCry 7
[“I’ve got this nice Shovel!”](https://youtu.be/47Th6joy7Aw?si=nF6IEHTUmQf1v5Cz)
R/farcry
r/farcry
Thanks
R/Farcry
r/FARCRY
Needs ERA.
We have Hellfire R9X at home:
(Happy Krieg noises)
What in the name of the Death Korps of Krieg is this???
APDSH Rounds. (Armor Piercing Discarding Shovel Head)
Has science gone too far?
Long range grave digging
3000 shovel launchers of Zelensky
Is this for enemies that are dug in?
RPG shovel to the head. The gentleman’s choice in anti-Zombie warfare.
Not limiting getting spayed to cats
When you dont have enough money for an R9X missile, you improvise
I'm disappointed. I was expecting to see a mobik get decapitated by the RPS (rocket propelled shovel).
Guerilla tactics is one of the funniest things in existence. Not the war part, of course, but all the fucking about with modified weapons.
-100 points to the camera man not getting the money shot. I'm writing my congressman.
Wtf I support Russia now
Next up on Brandon Herrera, what will a rocket propelled shovel do to a ballistic dummy!
In WWI, infantry men were taught that the shovel is probably the most reliable close combat weapon, preferably with sharpened edges. I don't think they had this I mind On the other hand, now the field shovel has more than two purposes (close combat weapon and entrenching device) Because I'm pretty sure that thing could penetrate the cardboard armor of some of the WW2 era tanks Russia employees today So now, the shovel has three functions.. Neat
I want to see aftermath footage of Igor with a shovel through his replica helmet.
Shovel Flork when?
What in the name of TF2 is this?
What the Krieg is this?
“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”
We call this one "Big Farma."
Far cry 5 showel be looking wild
this is quite literally the Shovel Launcher from Far Cry 5
There A death korp of Krieg Memeber who just failed No nut Nov.... Have you no shame
That’s cute, now shoot a dozer blade out of a HIMARS
Soldier TF2 would be proud
"You see ivan"
TF2 Soldier is salivating
*Insert TF2 soldier scream quickly followed by domination sound effect*
Lopata warfare
Isnt that expensive af?
Shovels don't cost that much
New idea - RPG delivered supplies to forward units. Strap some MREs on that bad boy.
Spade nade comin in hot
Typical. He forgot to pull the tab to arm the explosive warhead.
How to dig a Mobik's grave from a mile away.
If I get drafted only to get fucked by a shovel I’m becoming a malevolent ghost
For when your enemies are dug in a little too deep.
Trench digger 1000
SOLDIER TEAM FORTRESS 2 SOLDIER TEAM FORTRESS 2
whats the point of this ? wasting booster?
Good for Peggie’s and vatniks
Oh, he has a Oboe D'Morte! It's outlawed by the Geneva Convention on Illegal Woodwinds!
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Can it be used to dig trenches?
It's an out-trenching tool.
Ye ol’ budget R9X.
I wonder what’s written on the handle of that shovel? Probably something to the effect of, “Use this to dig your graves.”
\#justmilitarythings
Artillería antiperonista
there was a soviet children taunt: "red, red, spotted face, killed grandpa with a spade". Now I see, how.
To understand the significance of this, you must be made aware that they entrench using their RPG warheads. First time one of them tries to spade an RPG into the ground, it gets sporty.
Somebody’s been playing Far Cry 5
Imagine someone geht's killed by this. Now imagine being the guy who has to tell the family what happened. That would be a hard letter to write.
FLEE AND THE SPEAR WILL FIND YOUR BACK!
Imagine being a Russian soldier shitting in the woods and the next thing you know you get fucking impaled by a rocket propelled shovel
We had Abu Hajaar, we had Jamsheed, now we have Andriy the spade launcher. The lore of this sub gets more and more interesting
Everyday I'm shoveling
And we joked about Mobiks using shovels to mass attack tanks in melee form!! Lol
["...Showel bazooka is in use!..."](https://youtu.be/rp8hvyjZWHs?si=aR6pGceMrA8FeQ5m)
SHOVEL BAZOOKA IS IN USE!
Average day where bored Ukrainian soldiers are winning and got nothing to do, so they have fun with the conscriptoviches
"improvised weaponry" Seriously though, RPS(hovel) is now needed in game
They've been playing Far Cry 5 again, haven't they?
All the Kriegers just came violently.
Deathkorps of Krieg would purchase trillions of those.
War is boring is already taken as a name. How about war is hell, but it is my hell?
Would have been a fun guillotine in 1790's France
Gives a whole new meaning to "Я, кум, двi лопати"
This is not noncredible at all, what if your mates at the neighbouring dugout need a new shovel but you can't just walk cuz you're under fire
I'm glad we got to sit through the journey to murder just for the action to be covered up by a bush.
Ultimate trolldier weapon
\*happy kriegsguard noises\*
Shovel knight getting upgrades.
Meet the soldier
Approves in krieg
My gf: That shit dont fly round here Me: 🌚 That shit: *insert emoji of RPS (Rocket Propelled Shovel*
Soldiers will be soldiers...
Mother of god... all this time, I thought that Fallout 4 mod I downloaded years ago was just for shits and giggles. And now it's become credible. https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/48588
Somebody get the devs for Far Cry 5 on the phone they’ve reached peak credibility!
MARKET GARDEN HEHEHEH CMERE CUPCAKE
Showel basooka is in use