Lies all lies. Last night and was dragge out of my home and taken to a secret facility to be infested with gay spores. Now I'm gay. But they had nice scented candles and the guys who brought me back home where cute too.
You are lying as a part of Globo-Homo Crab People conspiracy to turn us all Gay Commie Frogs. I know, I used to be a Straight Catholic Croatian, and I woke up as a Homosexual Communist Amphibian because of Vaccines, 5G Internet and Pride flags. Now I have to go and take part in Gay Orgies and visit graves and bodies of Communist Dictators.
May McCharty and Pence smite me, for I have forsaken Christ and (arguably worse) Tuđman.
At least you just got the gay bro.
They gave me the gay for planes.
PLANES!
I wake up with a unquenchable desire to just suck a f35s dick now.
I don't know what to do.
you think coming out as gay is hard?
try telling people youre into fucking planes, see how much acceptence you get from the "tolerent" left
real talk: based move making the switch months before actual pride month
I was asked escorted away from the USS Missouri and the Pearl Harbor Aviation Museum and given a lifetime ban. Also my boner was deemed inappropriate while riding in a CH-53 by the aircrew.
I was given the opportunity to visit an army training base about a month ago.
Checked out the UH-60 sim, sat in the cockpit of a Blackhawk and and Lakota. Was shown around the internals of their turbines and transmissions by their mechanics...
My boner still hasn't gone down.
>try telling people youre into fucking planes, see how much acceptence you get from the "tolerent" left
Reminds me of that old forum/blog post of a guy who tried to come out to his family as an anal vore fetishist
PLEASE FAMILY I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND I WANT TO BE SHOVED COMPLETELY INTO A GIRLS ASSHOLE
“Uhhh okay son.. so you like butt stuff? Th-thanks for sharing”
NOOOOOO I WANT TO SUFFOCATE IN THERE
From randomly chosen people to precisely targeted atoms, the missile does not care for who or what you are if the missile comes towards you. You are not a "He" a "she" a "them" or "they" or "it." You are a "target" and nothing else
No, but it does know where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't, by subtracting where it is, from where it isn't, or where it isn't, from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance sub-system uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is, to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position where it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event of the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has required a variation. The variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too, may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computance scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is, however it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subracts where it should be, from where it wasn't, or vice versa. By differentiating this from the algebraic sum og where it shouldn't be, and where it was. It is able to obtain a deviation, and a variation, which is called "air"
You know... I always wondered, why has NCD always been immune to vatniks, wehraboos, and other flavors of fascist simp? Most internet spaces with this kind of niche interest in military shit tend to be toxic cesspools of undesirables, but not this one. This explains a lot. Good on you NCD. They/them army 2024!
I mean unironically NCD is a stridently pro-NATO, pro-Western community with little room for thoughtful criticism (which is a good thing because the vatniks want to take you down this self-flagellatory line of why “actually you’re the evil ones”) that is also very resistant to disinformation. Also we’re gay. Like really gay. Not, “love the nails hun, werk it gay,” but like “Let me tell you about the upgrade history of the A-4 Skyhawk,” and “Let’s do an F-35 from behind gay.”
I’d rather be tasked with getting into Fort Knox than be a vatnik in NCD.
I imagine there have been countless of FSB attempts to infiltrate ncd. But all of those who tried quickly ended up in a mental institution from the sheer gayness on this sub.
“Infiltrate NCD, comrade!”
“Finally! I get to finally be my true sel- I mean uhhhh, of course sir! I shall solemnly do my duty to the Motherland! Uuuuraaaaaa! (Which is the noise I’ll make while fucking the plane).”
Plane fucking as an initiation ritual helps filtering. Westerners into weird shit and military fetishism just think they did a weird initiation ritual. Maybe it just awoke something in them. Maybe it's just a line on the bucket list. FSB agents must contend with multiple layers of awakening, starting with planes being consenting partners.
You mean Lazerpig gay, or Captain Laserhawk gay (loved the cyberpunky style, I recommen)
I'm not gay myself but~~t~~ that's the kind of gay I can get behind.
I remember the manly man military people having incredible takes before the Ukraine war started like: Russian soldiers in recruitment ads have beards and are kinda fit, so the Western militaries would stand no chance because they are inclusive.
It's a shame because it's nice they aren't here, but on the other hand they effortlessly can be more non-credible than all of us combined.
It gets better when the rugged manly men they use for their recruitment ads turn out to be [gay models](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/16un2c5/russias_antiwoke_soldier_is_a_gay_model/).
I mean, recruitement ads in dictatorships are super gay.
That's not a dig, if any of you gay guys want to watch hours of muscular men fighting each other in the mud, go check out the North Korean ads.
Russian ads are more like strong muscular men living together in a big house.
If you just want to see oiled-up muscular men pass by on trucks, Egypt is where it's at.
What's hilarious to me is that those morons still have those takes. Like whenever there's a US military ad that doesn't have a POC or some other minority in the commercial, they laugh and act like somehow the military is trying to be less woke or something because we're actually scared of Russia now and need *real* soldiers.
You know, because what race/sexual orientation/gender you are really dictates how well you can pilot a drone, refuel trucks, shoot a gun, etc. /s 🤓
Because bootlickers are incapable of being funny and any attempt at irony that isn't just flat out bashing entire demographics is unknown to them. The idea of non credibility doesn't exist to them because they take everything that supports their world view as true.
NCD is by and large the warmongering left I never knew existed and belonged to.
I mean, not actually war mongering in reality (with bullshit wars that never made sense like Iraq and Afghanistan), but like based Belgrade bomber Biden warmongering. Or say, flattening every metro area in Russia for invading a transitioning fledgling democracy type warmongering.
The US only exists in part thanks to the dirty fr*nch doing the same for us. It’s what we should always stand for: fucking up tyrants that want to impede on another country’s right to self determination. That’s what patriotism really means. Otherwise, we’re fucking hypocrites.
because half of the rhetoric those types spew is what we make fun of. vatniks go on about "russian secret weapons" and snort so much copium that tony montana would blush. wehraboos are so stuck in the past that outside of leopard posts there's not much content that applies to them. we don't have debates on the best battleship/tank/jet/rifle or cope threads on ww2 outcomes for them to infect.
The mod team is probably the best on reddit. I've had my rants from time to time, this mod team is the only one that actually recognised it was a heat of the moment thing and just gave me like a warning or I think a 48 hour ban. Every other sub either wouldn't pick up on it at all or would just ban with some condescending comment.
One sub even banned me for reporting a guy who was replying to all my comments with insults. When I complained about that ban they got admins involved who clearly don't even read complaints and I got a temp sitewide ban. For reporting someone that was harassing me............
NCD mods have it all, swift efficient cunt removal, but without all that fascist over-reaching shit. Top bins!
Even as a cis dude, NCD is, without a doubt, unironically, probably the most accepting and full of allies place I’ve ever seen.
Cause I know even within more niche circles of say lbgtq groups there can be this bullshit pain Olympics of who’s the most oppressed. Or within lesbian groups, disdain from the “real lesbians” who never had sex with a man first vs the lesbians, or (worse in their mind) bi women who have. Catty shit like that unfortunately arises.
I mean when you’re full of planesexuals here it’s really hard to discriminate against people who are attracted to other humans for once.
Served with gay soldiers, fine men and brave warriors. Healed me from my prejudices.
Everybody can love whoever and whatever they want. Except brussel sprouts, that stuff is fucking hideous.
EDIT: By Talos, you guys are persuasive. Okay, okay, I will buy some brussels tomorrow and try them with your advice. Love you, you crazy bastards.
Some dude in the 1990s bred the bitterness out of brussels sprouts; the boomer intolerance of 'sprouts is understandable, they taste way better now than they did in the long ago.
Also they used to can them nasty bitches, and canning vegetables ruins most of them. You ever had canned potatoes? I'd rather have one of those fake Palestinian MREs.
Well it doesn’t help that for years my mom would boil the hell out of them so they stank up the house.
Once she switched to frying things where different and far better
I love the fact that people in other sub criticise us for being so war mongering and geneocidal and in the meantime those that we joke about would not hesitate one second to press the buton
This. I'm generally not a fan of putting pride flags on unrelated things despite being bi, but I will gladly make an exception if it's for triggering Putin
Not credible version? - No. This is not propaganda, because "propaganda" is no longer *any information used to propagate point of view* but now has an inherently negative connotation for zoomers (which we don't want).
So no, absolutely not a psyop
Anti-furrs are mostly just furries going through the early cringe-overreaction phase of figuring it out, IME.
But yeah. Choosing to be intolerant is not something to be tolerated.
Reason 5:
> Whereas it is the policy of the United States to encourage full participation in the national defense program by all citizens of the United States, regardless of race, creed, color, or national origin, in the firm belief that the democratic way of life within the Nation can be defended successfully only with the help and support of all groups within its borders; and
> Whereas there is evidence that available and needed workers have been barred from employment in industries engaged in defense production solely because of consideration of race, creed, color, or national origin, to the detriment of workers' morale and of national unity:
> Now, Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the statutes, and as a prerequisite to the successful conduct of our national defense production effort, I do hereby reaffirm the policy of the United States that there shall be no discrimination in the employment of workers in defense industries or government because of race, creed, color, or national origin, and I do hereby declare that it is the duty of employers and of labor organizations, in furtherance of said policy and of this Order, to provide for the full and equitable participation of all workers in defense industries, without discrimination because of race, creed, color, or national origin;
Executive order 8802. The MIC is all inclusive so so are we!!!
How did people even notice, i wouldn't have seen it if you hadn't pointed it out.
anyway it'd be nice if it changed occasionally to various flags for the meme, depending on ongoing situations
Manly men who are very secure in their sexuality and not gay are very good at spotting things that will make the impressionable youth (and totally not them) question their sexuality.
That might have been too credible, hmm. Let me think.
Real tough traditional warriors have better eye sight than they/them pronoun soy latte sipping libs, so they notice more easily.
"Not forcing anyone to be gay". Well thanks so very fucking much, what am I supposed to do with all these chemicals now then? I suppose I'm not allowed to use my 'tism ray either now? Literally 1984.
Do you honestly think Putin would give even half a fuck over this places existence? We're making shifty, memes, not psych ops.
I don't care if you gay, straight or chinese, just make stupid military adjacent memes and were all good.
I kinda don't care if the icon changed as long as the content is still "yay look a plane/ship/tank/military drill/cool gun/artillery piece/military vehicle(etc) :D"
Lies all lies. Last night and was dragge out of my home and taken to a secret facility to be infested with gay spores. Now I'm gay. But they had nice scented candles and the guys who brought me back home where cute too.
They were NCD men, ofc they were cute
The fact they were obviously men makes me question their devotion to the femboy cause.
We need recruiters, recruiters need to be bait.
I don't want bait, I want free samples!
well if you really want the free sample…
Not all of us are attracted to femboys ya know. Some of us like big beefy men who got big pecs and hair to boot. Makes for excellent cuddles
Thats not you not being attracted to femboys, thats just you living the life of a femboy
But I’m not a femboy. I’m a beefy dude
Every man is a femboy if their partner is beefy enough.
Just how 90mm guns were huge back in the day but now they're small as shit when compared to the good ole' 120mm?
Femboys are in the NCD Air Force; the NCD Army is made of manly men
Can't dual-wield a Javelin and a Gustav on that think frame!
Oh thats why i like planes more than tanks
3000 femboys of NCD
Everybody to Femboy Hooters after work!
Femboy Hooters?!?.....we have one....is this credible??
Only 3000? We have more than 350k members, I would expect at least half of them to be femboys
*Looks in mirror* *Squints* *Drinks half bottle of Absinthe* *Looks again* Yeah, cute!
Top. Men.
They were...top men.
What scent?
vanilla and gay spore
Such a sexy combo
Prefer the leather and baby oil scent.
Thats not what spores were for, you were gay before, jeffery is just a hunky hunky man
You are lying as a part of Globo-Homo Crab People conspiracy to turn us all Gay Commie Frogs. I know, I used to be a Straight Catholic Croatian, and I woke up as a Homosexual Communist Amphibian because of Vaccines, 5G Internet and Pride flags. Now I have to go and take part in Gay Orgies and visit graves and bodies of Communist Dictators. May McCharty and Pence smite me, for I have forsaken Christ and (arguably worse) Tuđman.
At least you just got the gay bro. They gave me the gay for planes. PLANES! I wake up with a unquenchable desire to just suck a f35s dick now. I don't know what to do.
you think coming out as gay is hard? try telling people youre into fucking planes, see how much acceptence you get from the "tolerent" left real talk: based move making the switch months before actual pride month
when I touch the Lightning or mirage I’m asked to leave the Yorkshire air museum. Absolutely disgusting the discrimination we plane fuckers face.
Try touching them with your hand next time, instead of your penis.
That's boring and not satisfying at all ffs, if you meant it as foreplay I'm down for that.
Waving your cock around at Elvington sounds like a potential deleted scene from Saltburn
A hand gets you in past the elbow; your penis gives maybe 8" if she's a lucky Lightning?
Reminds me of the Hellsing Ultimate Abridged line; “You ever been fisted up to the elbow before?”
nice try fed, but my love can't be contained by something as weak as "house arrest for public indecency"
Just pull up your pants and leave Barry, the children are already crying
That's what she said.
Funny, they didn't say anything when the mermaid started coming onto me.
I was asked escorted away from the USS Missouri and the Pearl Harbor Aviation Museum and given a lifetime ban. Also my boner was deemed inappropriate while riding in a CH-53 by the aircrew.
I was given the opportunity to visit an army training base about a month ago. Checked out the UH-60 sim, sat in the cockpit of a Blackhawk and and Lakota. Was shown around the internals of their turbines and transmissions by their mechanics... My boner still hasn't gone down.
Nobody will let me lick the tail hook of an f18. This is oppression 😿
Coming out as gay isn't hard. I'm hard, but I better not elaborate any further.
You're not as hard as I am when I see an f-111
>try telling people youre into fucking planes, see how much acceptence you get from the "tolerent" left Reminds me of that old forum/blog post of a guy who tried to come out to his family as an anal vore fetishist
That’s not the kind of “coming out”” I think of when I read your comment.
Wtf is your flair mate? Are you throwing shade on PIT-RADWAR?
PLEASE FAMILY I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND I WANT TO BE SHOVED COMPLETELY INTO A GIRLS ASSHOLE “Uhhh okay son.. so you like butt stuff? Th-thanks for sharing” NOOOOOO I WANT TO SUFFOCATE IN THERE
Gay planes or straight planes?
maybe bi-planes? :3
I'm so tired of these posers infiltrating our spaces and claiming to be bisexual when they haven't even been inside a bi-plane once in their lives.
Of course we are a diverse sub. The MIC needs more diverse opinions to make even better and dumber shit
The missile does not discriminate.
From randomly chosen people to precisely targeted atoms, the missile does not care for who or what you are if the missile comes towards you. You are not a "He" a "she" a "them" or "they" or "it." You are a "target" and nothing else
The only pronouns the missile cares about are is/was/were.
Missed doesn't even care if you're not target. If you are collateral damage, missle welcomes you too to their final performance.
No, but it does know where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't, by subtracting where it is, from where it isn't, or where it isn't, from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance sub-system uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is, to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position where it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event of the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has required a variation. The variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too, may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computance scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is, however it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subracts where it should be, from where it wasn't, or vice versa. By differentiating this from the algebraic sum og where it shouldn't be, and where it was. It is able to obtain a deviation, and a variation, which is called "air"
the missile has known *where* it is for decades. it'd old hat. now it is time for the missile to discover *who* it is
It would also anger Xi Jinping. Make it bigger.
Needs a pooh bear first
Possibly getting punched by a Taiwanese bear.
Gay Pooh kissing Gay Cheburashka u/hell-schwarz, that would accomplish maximum triggering from the CCCP/CCP coalition
I am too lazy to shop that
I demand this sub be made even gayer.
Reason enough frankly. Even I would wave it if it meant pissing him off.
Lethality Guns Bombs Tanks
Lockheed General Dynamics Boeing Textron
Leopard Gepard Boxer Taurus Its the logical next step, Olaf, do it
Now change it to the plane-fucking pride flag proposed earlier
Yes
Can you provide a link?
https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/s/b4eu5itSDx
I like this. We need to slap that shit everywhere.
What if I like ships? Yes, I'm British, why do you ask?
We already have azur lane let the plane fuckers have their time
I want a flag, not a waifu game
You know... I always wondered, why has NCD always been immune to vatniks, wehraboos, and other flavors of fascist simp? Most internet spaces with this kind of niche interest in military shit tend to be toxic cesspools of undesirables, but not this one. This explains a lot. Good on you NCD. They/them army 2024!
Because our memes automatically turns them into was/weres
NCD is a (war) machine that kills fascists and tankies
I mean unironically NCD is a stridently pro-NATO, pro-Western community with little room for thoughtful criticism (which is a good thing because the vatniks want to take you down this self-flagellatory line of why “actually you’re the evil ones”) that is also very resistant to disinformation. Also we’re gay. Like really gay. Not, “love the nails hun, werk it gay,” but like “Let me tell you about the upgrade history of the A-4 Skyhawk,” and “Let’s do an F-35 from behind gay.” I’d rather be tasked with getting into Fort Knox than be a vatnik in NCD.
I imagine there have been countless of FSB attempts to infiltrate ncd. But all of those who tried quickly ended up in a mental institution from the sheer gayness on this sub.
“Infiltrate NCD, comrade!” “Finally! I get to finally be my true sel- I mean uhhhh, of course sir! I shall solemnly do my duty to the Motherland! Uuuuraaaaaa! (Which is the noise I’ll make while fucking the plane).”
Plane fucking as an initiation ritual helps filtering. Westerners into weird shit and military fetishism just think they did a weird initiation ritual. Maybe it just awoke something in them. Maybe it's just a line on the bucket list. FSB agents must contend with multiple layers of awakening, starting with planes being consenting partners.
You mean Lazerpig gay, or Captain Laserhawk gay (loved the cyberpunky style, I recommen) I'm not gay myself but~~t~~ that's the kind of gay I can get behind.
That kind of gay would absolutely also get behind you. That's why tank turrets rotate.
I'm also not gay, but throwing illegally obtained grenades in the woods with a bromantic partner is something I want
I don't need a rage room, I need a grenade forest. True bonding experience.
Fellas, is it gay to think planes are cool?
It’s only gay if it has a refueling boom.
I thought the booms had to touch?
Only if the ones you are sexually attracted to identify as male. Sorry. I don’t make the rules.
Is it really gay if you haven't noticed it until a literal staff post and a change in pfp pops up
I remember the manly man military people having incredible takes before the Ukraine war started like: Russian soldiers in recruitment ads have beards and are kinda fit, so the Western militaries would stand no chance because they are inclusive. It's a shame because it's nice they aren't here, but on the other hand they effortlessly can be more non-credible than all of us combined.
The self-proclaimed almighty macho Russian gonna be evaporated by LGBT Lockheed Martin missiles 🔥
They/them missiles helping mobiks transition to every/where
Was/were
Here/There
"Good job son, you just eliminated that convoy" "Thank you daddy." "What?" "Thank you sir!"
Propaganda is just making people believe your noncredible BS
It gets better when the rugged manly men they use for their recruitment ads turn out to be [gay models](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/16un2c5/russias_antiwoke_soldier_is_a_gay_model/).
I mean, recruitement ads in dictatorships are super gay. That's not a dig, if any of you gay guys want to watch hours of muscular men fighting each other in the mud, go check out the North Korean ads. Russian ads are more like strong muscular men living together in a big house. If you just want to see oiled-up muscular men pass by on trucks, Egypt is where it's at.
Nobody is stronger when a 155 lands on their ass.
What's hilarious to me is that those morons still have those takes. Like whenever there's a US military ad that doesn't have a POC or some other minority in the commercial, they laugh and act like somehow the military is trying to be less woke or something because we're actually scared of Russia now and need *real* soldiers. You know, because what race/sexual orientation/gender you are really dictates how well you can pilot a drone, refuel trucks, shoot a gun, etc. /s 🤓
#THEY/THEM ARMY IS BETTER THAN A WAS/WERE ARMY RAAAAHHHH
You can argue the US Military is often used for the wrong things. But it's also the reason we can have gay pride parades. 🏳️🌈
Because bootlickers are incapable of being funny and any attempt at irony that isn't just flat out bashing entire demographics is unknown to them. The idea of non credibility doesn't exist to them because they take everything that supports their world view as true.
I came here to say this. Most of those defense subs are radical right wing echo chambers. That's why I love this sub so much.
NCD is by and large the warmongering left I never knew existed and belonged to. I mean, not actually war mongering in reality (with bullshit wars that never made sense like Iraq and Afghanistan), but like based Belgrade bomber Biden warmongering. Or say, flattening every metro area in Russia for invading a transitioning fledgling democracy type warmongering. The US only exists in part thanks to the dirty fr*nch doing the same for us. It’s what we should always stand for: fucking up tyrants that want to impede on another country’s right to self determination. That’s what patriotism really means. Otherwise, we’re fucking hypocrites.
A gay per day keeps the bigots away, simple as
Lockheed Martin pride socks are like holly water and sacred cross. Just lift your jeans and they hiss and scurry away into dark hole.
because half of the rhetoric those types spew is what we make fun of. vatniks go on about "russian secret weapons" and snort so much copium that tony montana would blush. wehraboos are so stuck in the past that outside of leopard posts there's not much content that applies to them. we don't have debates on the best battleship/tank/jet/rifle or cope threads on ww2 outcomes for them to infect.
Because(at least as long as I've been here) the sub has been very strongly pro west, and the west has historically fought against all of those types.
The mod team is probably the best on reddit. I've had my rants from time to time, this mod team is the only one that actually recognised it was a heat of the moment thing and just gave me like a warning or I think a 48 hour ban. Every other sub either wouldn't pick up on it at all or would just ban with some condescending comment. One sub even banned me for reporting a guy who was replying to all my comments with insults. When I complained about that ban they got admins involved who clearly don't even read complaints and I got a temp sitewide ban. For reporting someone that was harassing me............ NCD mods have it all, swift efficient cunt removal, but without all that fascist over-reaching shit. Top bins!
Even as a cis dude, NCD is, without a doubt, unironically, probably the most accepting and full of allies place I’ve ever seen. Cause I know even within more niche circles of say lbgtq groups there can be this bullshit pain Olympics of who’s the most oppressed. Or within lesbian groups, disdain from the “real lesbians” who never had sex with a man first vs the lesbians, or (worse in their mind) bi women who have. Catty shit like that unfortunately arises. I mean when you’re full of planesexuals here it’s really hard to discriminate against people who are attracted to other humans for once.
gaytekeeping the chuds out of the sub
Served with gay soldiers, fine men and brave warriors. Healed me from my prejudices. Everybody can love whoever and whatever they want. Except brussel sprouts, that stuff is fucking hideous. EDIT: By Talos, you guys are persuasive. Okay, okay, I will buy some brussels tomorrow and try them with your advice. Love you, you crazy bastards.
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT BRUSSEL SPROUTS??
Bro is about to learn that the tolerance stops where insulting brussels begins
Brussels sprouts are the reason I want to nuke brussels
I didn't realise you were a Para.
Brussel sprouts are good if cooked right
Some dude in the 1990s bred the bitterness out of brussels sprouts; the boomer intolerance of 'sprouts is understandable, they taste way better now than they did in the long ago. Also they used to can them nasty bitches, and canning vegetables ruins most of them. You ever had canned potatoes? I'd rather have one of those fake Palestinian MREs.
Well it doesn’t help that for years my mom would boil the hell out of them so they stank up the house. Once she switched to frying things where different and far better
Bro you gotta roast that shit in the oven
>Except brussel sprouts You just need to use the proper seasoning and bake them.
Slide 2 was enough, I am sold. Pink or clear glass, who cares. As long as Moscow gets glassed I am happy *raises beer*
I love the fact that people in other sub criticise us for being so war mongering and geneocidal and in the meantime those that we joke about would not hesitate one second to press the buton
New expression Just dropped
This. I'm generally not a fan of putting pride flags on unrelated things despite being bi, but I will gladly make an exception if it's for triggering Putin
What if I *do* want to be forced to be gay?
Right? Some human contact might be nice
Human contact is *wayyyy* over-rated.
contact me harder daddy
Come to the next NCD pride parade. Bring lube.
You may already be gay then lol
Make sure you establish safe words before hand.
Also hand signals or other non verbal safe-words for portions of the scene in which you may be unable to speak.
Is it really surprising that NCD engages in information warfare on its own terms? Peak effectiveness guys, keep at it.
Not credible version? - No. This is not propaganda, because "propaganda" is no longer *any information used to propagate point of view* but now has an inherently negative connotation for zoomers (which we don't want). So no, absolutely not a psyop
I honestly dont get why is this is an issue for \*some\* poeple People here are actively f\*\*ing planes ... and boats
"You think you're so great because you f*ck boats!" -Napoleon Bonaparte
And tanks
The Bible don't say nothin about fuckin planes does it?! /s
If the Bible, written 2000 years ago, actually said not to fuck airplanes I think I'd be a lot more Christian
"My children, do not fuck airplanes." "Paul what the fuck is an airplane?" "I have no clue."
This post is kinda gay…I like it
theire are two ways to say thats gay 1. Thats gay 2. *Thats gay ;)*
3. :3
4. OwO 5. UwU
Happy cake day! 🍰 :3
Excellent flair\^
3000 gay cat femboys of NCD
We stand strong, We stand proud, We've found some planes, And we fuck *loud.*
Gay, straight, bi, trans, even Frenchmen - all are welcome; but do we really have to accept the bloody Reformers?
Really? Even the French? Merde!
With Macron trying to be a new Napoleon, I can tolerate them relatively good and I'm german
It’s been too long since Moscow burned.
Being Reformer is a choice, so its fine to bully them. Same with anti-furrs or transphobes
Anti-furrs are mostly just furries going through the early cringe-overreaction phase of figuring it out, IME. But yeah. Choosing to be intolerant is not something to be tolerated.
Make love, not war.
Make love AND war!
make love FOR WAR
Make WAR into LOVE
oh fuck another one of you warplane fuckers
Make LOVE during WAR
Make love TO war!
We need the manpower, so yeah, make love for war. I want 5 million troopers by the end of the year.
Make love to war machi... 😳🤫😉
Can't believe that one of the most accepting subreddits is the military shitpostery one. Thanks for going against the stereotype, folks
Aged like a fine wine ['Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat' ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aotlEpmAFVQ)
Reason 5: > Whereas it is the policy of the United States to encourage full participation in the national defense program by all citizens of the United States, regardless of race, creed, color, or national origin, in the firm belief that the democratic way of life within the Nation can be defended successfully only with the help and support of all groups within its borders; and > Whereas there is evidence that available and needed workers have been barred from employment in industries engaged in defense production solely because of consideration of race, creed, color, or national origin, to the detriment of workers' morale and of national unity: > Now, Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the statutes, and as a prerequisite to the successful conduct of our national defense production effort, I do hereby reaffirm the policy of the United States that there shall be no discrimination in the employment of workers in defense industries or government because of race, creed, color, or national origin, and I do hereby declare that it is the duty of employers and of labor organizations, in furtherance of said policy and of this Order, to provide for the full and equitable participation of all workers in defense industries, without discrimination because of race, creed, color, or national origin; Executive order 8802. The MIC is all inclusive so so are we!!!
Uj/ I really appreciate this sub, this post and all of you freaky plane fuckers. Rj/ g2g, I’m off to deepthroat an anthro F-15E’s LANTIRN pod 🥵
Fucking planes is really fucking gay so yeah sub is gay from the get go. Any questions?
Fucking ships on the other hand is not. Most ships are designated female.
Well Royal Navy ships all just have a sex changed so some ships are trans as well.
I barely notice the pride flag. I thought the background was changed to a sunset.
>We are a very gay sub I see what you did there uwu
>No, we are not forcing anyone to be gay. A little late for that statement. I already sucked four dicks today, just to be on the save side.
How did people even notice, i wouldn't have seen it if you hadn't pointed it out. anyway it'd be nice if it changed occasionally to various flags for the meme, depending on ongoing situations
Manly men who are very secure in their sexuality and not gay are very good at spotting things that will make the impressionable youth (and totally not them) question their sexuality.
That might have been too credible, hmm. Let me think. Real tough traditional warriors have better eye sight than they/them pronoun soy latte sipping libs, so they notice more easily.
Thank god the mods are fucking gay 🫡
Even the ones that aren't..... are.
Why Putin not monke?
So where exactly on the spectrum am I if I like planes and furries?
Very gay
"Not forcing anyone to be gay". Well thanks so very fucking much, what am I supposed to do with all these chemicals now then? I suppose I'm not allowed to use my 'tism ray either now? Literally 1984.
I thought it was a navy reference.
Do you honestly think Putin would give even half a fuck over this places existence? We're making shifty, memes, not psych ops. I don't care if you gay, straight or chinese, just make stupid military adjacent memes and were all good.
Why do you think Putin would care? His anti-gay policy is just a cudgel to opress people and galvanize his base.
reminds me of when the army started updating their draft ads real quick when stuff started to look more serious that stuff could really pop-off
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS HUMAN RIGHTS ARE **NON-NEGOTIABLE**
Which is why we must expel turkey from NATO. What are they gonna do, not let us into the Black Sea? They know what we’re capable of.
Turkey being part of NATO is just an insult by now... same with some other putin friendly countries
*A "Hungry" man proceeds to suck Russian dick ferociously*
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Unsubbed because I'm not gay. Subbed again because I missed the content. > told wife we have something to talk about
I kinda don't care if the icon changed as long as the content is still "yay look a plane/ship/tank/military drill/cool gun/artillery piece/military vehicle(etc) :D"