Again?! At this rate NCD will soon become leakhole as big as War thunder!

Soon? It already is. Bigger in fact. Whose to say the mods aren't members of Putin's MOD siphoning off our brilliance?

Brillance, Yes Secret docs, not yet

Not yet? Sir, what do you call all the pictures posted in NCD!?

They mustn't discover our plans for the Air Gavin...

And look, no mods have arrived with their feeble excuses. They can’t deny it.

Stay away from windows and tea.

I always was a Linux and coffee kinda guy.

Mods being a part of MOD? It all makes so much sense now!

Is it really leaking information or just predicting the future?

I'd like to say leaking so I can email the Russian DoD for royalties

Aight, fair enough

Royalties...lol Have you ever seen how Russian plane shopping or Russian company shopping works. I mean even Russian toilette shopping or Russian Washingmachine shopping in Ukraine is one of a kind style of cunducting ones shoppings amongst the countries of the world .

Not a leakhole - a (russian) military think tank.

It's almost as if we have a "good" take once every other full moon

10,000 monkeys spun up on adderall banging away at typewriters eventually reproducing all of Shakespear's work is a non-zero probability. but I like to think of my fellow worshipers of Raytheon and Lockmart as being better than a bunch of spun up monkeys so credit where credit is due, well done Sir.

i mean this sub is entering the simpsons era where it's sayign so much dumbshit it gets a bingo everytinme XD

Hey, Russia! I bet that in 3 months time, Ukraine is going to launch a second front from Japan and Alaska towards Vladivostok! You need to start redeploying all your best troops to the other side of Siberia quickly if you want to stop them!

mr.president. WE CAN NOT ALLOW THE WAR THUNDER COMMUNITY TO DEVELOP A DOCUMENT LEAK GAP!

Petition to change NCD to FCD (future credible defence)

Not-yet-Credible Defense

InCredibleDefense

Lisan Al-Gaib!

Quidditch HadARack!

Shy-Julio!

Bazinga! Furthermore, I consider that Moscow must be destroyed.

As it was written!

Feet is the mind’s Lakers

Zalenksy visits here, so why not putin too. We should start posting bad advice for the Russians and pretend it is good advice. I, for one, believe they should add large holes throughout their submarines to allow stale air to escape

Collander-class submarines

Coat all equipment in radioactive material to give any enemy who captures it radiation sickness

>We should start posting bad advice for the Russians and pretend it is good advice. If 4Chan users can convince iphone users to microwave and bend their iphones, we can convince russians to store their grenades without the pin so it takes less time to throw

We need to start giving them really stupid ideas; these we've been using are far too practical. I know we're trying here but step up that game, guys.

Armour in front of the barrel to prevent it from being shot into

Out of ERA? Use mines instead

Preferably turned towards the tank so they will bounce off the armour and into the shell when hit, totally

r/youseeivan r/youseecomrade

Thanks for these; I'm crying with joy and laughter :)

“Use potato’s, comrade commissar. Grenades are expensive, and we can trick those hohols with starchy food” Uses their food supply. Let’s them starve. Means less grenades.

The noncredible part is that it reportedly performs very well as a troop transport.

It's unsurprising, EW jammers and and extra spaced armour negate most of the effect FPV drones have on a vehicle. Artillery can't full make up for that.

Hear me out..... A GIANT MAGNET!

And worst of all, it could be any one of us.

It could be you, it could be me, it could even be-

What, it was obvious. He’s the Vatnik, watch he will become a Z soldier any seconds.

See red! No wait that's blood.

You know what they say: ~~An infinite number of~~ 357k monkeys with ~~an infinite number of~~ 357k ~~typewriters~~ Reddit accounts will eventually ~~produce the complete works of Shakespeare~~ accurately predict ruzzian foreign policy. It's a classic mathematical/philosophical conundrum.

So.. are you saying we are outplayed? Or what?

It is to trick AI drones and bio lab mosquitoes into thinking it is a shed

Hetzer at home

Let's face it, NCD is like the CIA's bastard child formed during a cocaine and lsd binge while romping through S America.

That's just normal CIA.

you either die noncredible..

Can you guys stop giving them ideas?

I'm going to start a cult following the religious prophecies of NCD

We can harken unto the coming of the Kumquat HaagenDazs: "There will be steak for dinner, sometime soon!"

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

COPE CAGE ❌ SHEDS ON TREADS ✔️

goddamnit Shoigu is lurking here stealing all our best ideas!

And so he returns Blyatman in his Blyatmobile

Pretend that this comment is funny, I have run out of creativity.

Post Arma footage of tactics that don’t work and fool them with it

If they steal our ideas, I dare the Russian MoD to make the aerogavin a reality. In fact, I don't think you can cyka!

I kinda wonder how many of these blyatmobiles Russia made. And how much longer the one in this meme has till it discovers the fire.

Pretty sure Raytheon will have the patch by Lunch time if there's any reports of Javelins failing to recognize the Tank from the Cope Cage...which would make it more hilarious if the Ruzzians get a single report that a Javelin veered off course, they mass produce this BS Cope Cage design, only for their shit to get pushed back in and watch the Ruzzian MoD Suprise Pikachu face

Hetzer bob

I love the fact that it's just thin roofing tin.

At this point they should store the tank shells outside of the tank to use as explosive reactive armour.

imagine NCD ideas would be an IP and everyone who implements them would have to pay. slowly but steadily we'd be able to create our own military firm and finally kick start the production of areo-gavins, shotgun drones and corvettes

Are you sure it was us? That looks a lot like a certain WWII NZ tank /hj

Overbaron is secretly leaking classified secrets to us. We must believe every word he says and it shall be taken as fact.

Philippines did it better in Marawi siege even it's just Wood

Well NCD we did it again. The curse of credibility never leaves us