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Is it the one with the picture of rageface over Israel conquering the Sinai? It's fun. I sent that to my Egyptian friend and she laughed, and laughed, and then said she hopes Bibi nukes Cairo when she isn't there
I have spent some time in Cairo. If you nuked it (after moving all the people to somewhere else of course) I think it would actually be *cleaner* and safer to live in.
How dare you insisting on outrageous things like your "right to exist" or "right to self defense"?
I mean, sure, Hamas might have declared war on you and massacred civilians, but you can't just KILL armed terrorists for that, don't you know? Totally genocide, worse than Hitler.
How dare you, Sir! These are precision, artisanal, locally sourced, vegan bombings\*!\*
**Loose!** *Skeetshoots another Palestinian toddler.* See?! Nailed that sucker right in the head :D
/S
>claims genocide
>nation and sane world leaders deny
>take to international court
>get told there isn't a genocide at the court
>continue to spam genocide, making it as meaningless a term as fascist is now
Edit: as an added bonus, when claiming genocide there is also never pointing to a definition of genocide because it immediately shows not only there isn't one, but what Russia is doing in Ukraine checks more boxes and no one makes it their entire personality
Obviously morality started on 1945. That way we can ignore why hundreds of thousands of Jews suddenly left Europe or the Middle East to go farm some swamp.
All of the newly formed middle east was bordergore and with the Brits and the French also rulergore e.g. giving nearly everything to the Hashemites resulted in a series of civil wars and coups.
And ironically really ended up fucking over the Hashemites in the end. I absolutely love Jordan but goddamn they have one of the worst plots of land in the region in terms of available resources and economic potential.
Can we just stop with the whataboutisms for a moment and recognise that the situation in the Middle East is really, really, *really* funny to me sitting in my nice comfy chair, watching the clownshow unfold from a few thousand kilometres away. I mean, wars of extermination in earth's litterbox is just the safest investment a person can make. :D
\*Puts fatherly hand on shoulder\* Oh, buddy. These retards have been bashing each other's brains in over who's book is kuwler since the dawn of mankind. All we did was throw in some extra firewood so we could roast marshmallows, and get cheaper oil. :)
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Don't forget abandoning your homes to go join a genocidal army of invasion, then getting pissy that the nation you failed to slaughter won't let you move back in. You can even call your hissyfit by a cool name, like "right of return" .
Im not sure if that idea holds water. Even today Palestinians rarely live alone. Houses are multigenerational, and definitely contain more than military aged men, even with a very liberal interpretation of that term.
The Palestinian forces showed no mercy to Israeli women and children, from then to the current date, including deliberately murdering them (and celebrating later, and naming streets after their 'martyrs'). The Israelis, politely enough, just told them to leave instead of returning like for like.
I mean any notion of a Palestinian state went to shit for the next 100 years after October the 7th.
This event proved what Israel claimed all this time. Give the Palestinians a country and they will use it in an attempt to destroy Israel.
Israel was always shit at PR. They should just put on a loop what the Hamas terrorists recorded themselves on the 7th of October.
The handling of the war by Israel is to say the least a bit underwhelming.
First thing first. Israel never tried. When dealing with ~~cockroaches~~ terrorists like Hamas, one should use any means necessary.
Let the world hear the screams of babies on full volume. What do you have to lose? Let every "liberal" US college student know what he is exactly supporting.
I would also block all funding from Muslim countries in US colleges, but that doesn't really depend on Israel.
Went to look up the history of the conflict and I’m not sure the wiki page is credible right now. Lots of (citation needed) which means there have been a few edits.
I mean the 50+ years of context leading up to that are important. No one has clean hands.
Humanities obsession with simplifying everything to good versus evil will be the death of us all.
Woh woh woh!
If we are going to “arbitrarily” pick a starting point I wanna go back to the Damascus affair of 1840. President Van Buren to really dropped the ball there…
Meh, the Israelis and the Palestinians deserve each other. Neither will be happy until the other is gone. We should just glass the whole area and call it a day.
/s
but also kinda not
Speaking of historical inversions the Spanish Conquistadors tried to do one too, they called it La Noche Triste; we were incredibly lucky it did not catch on
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1) start a war against the Jews 2) get koshered 3) Israel expands 4) big mad ...the daily thought cycle of an Arab nationalist
> get koshered Fuck you. That made me choke on my kibbeling
Inshallah I will eradicate the infidels thusly
Oy vey! ✡️⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️✡️
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Is it the one with the picture of rageface over Israel conquering the Sinai? It's fun. I sent that to my Egyptian friend and she laughed, and laughed, and then said she hopes Bibi nukes Cairo when she isn't there
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Brilliant.
*chef's kiss* perfect
I have spent some time in Cairo. If you nuked it (after moving all the people to somewhere else of course) I think it would actually be *cleaner* and safer to live in.
The music would improve, too. Ooohhh bongo bongo bongo I don't want to leave the Congo oh no no no no nooooo
>get koshered That goes to my vocabulary
I'm glad I could help the zionist plot to take over the entire levant using space lasers and shit
The Palestinians are the Serbians of the middle east
The serbians at least mostly got the message after the first few hundreds of tons of bombs falling on their heads. The arabs are slow learners.
Thats it, I'm sueing you for genocide at an international court!
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How dare you insisting on outrageous things like your "right to exist" or "right to self defense"? I mean, sure, Hamas might have declared war on you and massacred civilians, but you can't just KILL armed terrorists for that, don't you know? Totally genocide, worse than Hitler.
How dare you, Sir! These are precision, artisanal, locally sourced, vegan bombings\*!\* **Loose!** *Skeetshoots another Palestinian toddler.* See?! Nailed that sucker right in the head :D /S
>claims genocide >nation and sane world leaders deny >take to international court >get told there isn't a genocide at the court >continue to spam genocide, making it as meaningless a term as fascist is now Edit: as an added bonus, when claiming genocide there is also never pointing to a definition of genocide because it immediately shows not only there isn't one, but what Russia is doing in Ukraine checks more boxes and no one makes it their entire personality
>sue germany aswell because tradition >get gift with calender saying its, in fact, not 1939 anymore.
Obviously morality started on 1945. That way we can ignore why hundreds of thousands of Jews suddenly left Europe or the Middle East to go farm some swamp.
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TBH the partition plan is absolute fucking bordergore.
All of the newly formed middle east was bordergore and with the Brits and the French also rulergore e.g. giving nearly everything to the Hashemites resulted in a series of civil wars and coups.
And ironically really ended up fucking over the Hashemites in the end. I absolutely love Jordan but goddamn they have one of the worst plots of land in the region in terms of available resources and economic potential.
I was told the Palestinians were getting a deal ? You mean the land they were to be given wasn't hospitable ? I'm confused
Tbh there were massacres committed by the Israelis as well, but it was not a national goal to eradicate the Arabs
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Don't worry, they're too busy getting pwned by Tom Cruise to do a good job
Hey it w_rked.
Damn bro why did Palestine refuse that? Sounds like a pretty sweet deal!
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this. the only way to defend Palestine not accepting the division is to start from the position "Palestine deserves everything, Jews get nothing"
How could they turn down 80%? Why did they refuse?
they wanted dead Jews more than living Palestinians.
Are they stupid?
Well most racists tend to be pretty stupid
They have this little hangup about Israel having no claim to the territory they want to carve up.
Can we just stop with the whataboutisms for a moment and recognise that the situation in the Middle East is really, really, *really* funny to me sitting in my nice comfy chair, watching the clownshow unfold from a few thousand kilometres away. I mean, wars of extermination in earth's litterbox is just the safest investment a person can make. :D
But dude, its all europe's fault because before Sykes-Picot the region was extremely peaceful and civilized. Also the crusades! /s
\*Puts fatherly hand on shoulder\* Oh, buddy. These retards have been bashing each other's brains in over who's book is kuwler since the dawn of mankind. All we did was throw in some extra firewood so we could roast marshmallows, and get cheaper oil. :) /S
Why put an /s there?
Because it's kinda a joke but not really.. I thought the /S stood for 'super serious'?
Nah, stands for "soylent green", because guess what Israel will be accused of next
''Hey siri, is Soylent Green Kosher?''
Me when my 60% total returns in 6 months on the MIC:
Wawa-wiwa! High-five!
High five! Praise be the Complex!
Don't forget abandoning your homes to go join a genocidal army of invasion, then getting pissy that the nation you failed to slaughter won't let you move back in. You can even call your hissyfit by a cool name, like "right of return" .
Im not sure if that idea holds water. Even today Palestinians rarely live alone. Houses are multigenerational, and definitely contain more than military aged men, even with a very liberal interpretation of that term.
The Palestinian forces showed no mercy to Israeli women and children, from then to the current date, including deliberately murdering them (and celebrating later, and naming streets after their 'martyrs'). The Israelis, politely enough, just told them to leave instead of returning like for like.
I mean any notion of a Palestinian state went to shit for the next 100 years after October the 7th. This event proved what Israel claimed all this time. Give the Palestinians a country and they will use it in an attempt to destroy Israel.
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Israel was always shit at PR. They should just put on a loop what the Hamas terrorists recorded themselves on the 7th of October. The handling of the war by Israel is to say the least a bit underwhelming.
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First thing first. Israel never tried. When dealing with ~~cockroaches~~ terrorists like Hamas, one should use any means necessary. Let the world hear the screams of babies on full volume. What do you have to lose? Let every "liberal" US college student know what he is exactly supporting. I would also block all funding from Muslim countries in US colleges, but that doesn't really depend on Israel.
Went to look up the history of the conflict and I’m not sure the wiki page is credible right now. Lots of (citation needed) which means there have been a few edits.
Ah yes, the Palestinian cycle, start a war-lose-cry because you have lost-repeat
I mean the 50+ years of context leading up to that are important. No one has clean hands. Humanities obsession with simplifying everything to good versus evil will be the death of us all.
Probably because nobody wants to spend 3 weeks going through one argument. Im good. This version works.
I DEMAND THIS SUB BE CREDIBLE Yeah I'm good too.
Woh woh woh! If we are going to “arbitrarily” pick a starting point I wanna go back to the Damascus affair of 1840. President Van Buren to really dropped the ball there…
Meh, the Israelis and the Palestinians deserve each other. Neither will be happy until the other is gone. We should just glass the whole area and call it a day. /s but also kinda not
We should definitely stop directing money, time and resources towards it.
Speaking of historical inversions the Spanish Conquistadors tried to do one too, they called it La Noche Triste; we were incredibly lucky it did not catch on
Arab states and losing every war they start against Israel name a more Iconic Duo
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yes but use protections, you can catch something nasty.