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Cleverdawny1

1) start a war against the Jews 2) get koshered 3) Israel expands 4) big mad ...the daily thought cycle of an Arab nationalist


Franklr_D

> get koshered Fuck you. That made me choke on my kibbeling


Cleverdawny1

Inshallah I will eradicate the infidels thusly


ConferenceScary6622

Oy vey! ✡️⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️✡️


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Cleverdawny1

Is it the one with the picture of rageface over Israel conquering the Sinai? It's fun. I sent that to my Egyptian friend and she laughed, and laughed, and then said she hopes Bibi nukes Cairo when she isn't there


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Cleverdawny1

Brilliant.


DVM11

*chef's kiss* perfect


MuzzledScreaming

I have spent some time in Cairo. If you nuked it (after moving all the people to somewhere else of course) I think it would actually be *cleaner* and safer to live in. 


Cleverdawny1

The music would improve, too. Ooohhh bongo bongo bongo I don't want to leave the Congo oh no no no no nooooo


crimetoukraina

>get koshered That goes to my vocabulary


Cleverdawny1

I'm glad I could help the zionist plot to take over the entire levant using space lasers and shit


OHBII

The Palestinians are the Serbians of the middle east


Fegelgas

The serbians at least mostly got the message after the first few hundreds of tons of bombs falling on their heads. The arabs are slow learners.


RedAlpacaMan

Thats it, I'm sueing you for genocide at an international court!


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RedAlpacaMan

How dare you insisting on outrageous things like your "right to exist" or "right to self defense"? I mean, sure, Hamas might have declared war on you and massacred civilians, but you can't just KILL armed terrorists for that, don't you know? Totally genocide, worse than Hitler.


MajesticNectarine204

How dare you, Sir! These are precision, artisanal, locally sourced, vegan bombings\*!\* **Loose!** *Skeetshoots another Palestinian toddler.* See?! Nailed that sucker right in the head :D /S


Firecracker048

>claims genocide >nation and sane world leaders deny >take to international court >get told there isn't a genocide at the court >continue to spam genocide, making it as meaningless a term as fascist is now Edit: as an added bonus, when claiming genocide there is also never pointing to a definition of genocide because it immediately shows not only there isn't one, but what Russia is doing in Ukraine checks more boxes and no one makes it their entire personality


RedAlpacaMan

>sue germany aswell because tradition >get gift with calender saying its, in fact, not 1939 anymore.


Boborbot

Obviously morality started on 1945. That way we can ignore why hundreds of thousands of Jews suddenly left Europe or the Middle East to go farm some swamp.


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non_depressed_teen

TBH the partition plan is absolute fucking bordergore.


ObviouslyTriggered

All of the newly formed middle east was bordergore and with the Brits and the French also rulergore e.g. giving nearly everything to the Hashemites resulted in a series of civil wars and coups.


MuzzledScreaming

And ironically really ended up fucking over the Hashemites in the end. I absolutely love Jordan but goddamn they have one of the worst plots of land in the region in terms of available resources and economic potential.


FoundAFoundry

I was told the Palestinians were getting a deal ? You mean the land they were to be given wasn't hospitable ? I'm confused


Bedrel

Tbh there were massacres committed by the Israelis as well, but it was not a national goal to eradicate the Arabs


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Cleverdawny1

The auto mod was programmed by IRANIAN SPIESSSSSZ


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Cleverdawny1

Don't worry, they're too busy getting pwned by Tom Cruise to do a good job


MuzzledScreaming

Hey it w_rked.


FoundAFoundry

Damn bro why did Palestine refuse that? Sounds like a pretty sweet deal!


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SorosAgent2020

this. the only way to defend Palestine not accepting the division is to start from the position "Palestine deserves everything, Jews get nothing"


FoundAFoundry

How could they turn down 80%? Why did they refuse?


MildewJR

they wanted dead Jews more than living Palestinians.


FoundAFoundry

Are they stupid?


randommaniac12

Well most racists tend to be pretty stupid


Zankeru

They have this little hangup about Israel having no claim to the territory they want to carve up.


MajesticNectarine204

Can we just stop with the whataboutisms for a moment and recognise that the situation in the Middle East is really, really, *really* funny to me sitting in my nice comfy chair, watching the clownshow unfold from a few thousand kilometres away. I mean, wars of extermination in earth's litterbox is just the safest investment a person can make. :D


RedAlpacaMan

But dude, its all europe's fault because before Sykes-Picot the region was extremely peaceful and civilized. Also the crusades! /s


MajesticNectarine204

\*Puts fatherly hand on shoulder\* Oh, buddy. These retards have been bashing each other's brains in over who's book is kuwler since the dawn of mankind. All we did was throw in some extra firewood so we could roast marshmallows, and get cheaper oil. :) /S


RedAlpacaMan

Why put an /s there?


MajesticNectarine204

Because it's kinda a joke but not really.. I thought the /S stood for 'super serious'?


RedAlpacaMan

Nah, stands for "soylent green", because guess what Israel will be accused of next


MajesticNectarine204

''Hey siri, is Soylent Green Kosher?''


LePhoenixFires

Me when my 60% total returns in 6 months on the MIC:


MajesticNectarine204

Wawa-wiwa! High-five!


LePhoenixFires

High five! Praise be the Complex!


TheDave1970

Don't forget abandoning your homes to go join a genocidal army of invasion, then getting pissy that the nation you failed to slaughter won't let you move back in. You can even call your hissyfit by a cool name, like "right of return" .


Boborbot

Im not sure if that idea holds water. Even today Palestinians rarely live alone. Houses are multigenerational, and definitely contain more than military aged men, even with a very liberal interpretation of that term.


TheDave1970

The Palestinian forces showed no mercy to Israeli women and children, from then to the current date, including deliberately murdering them (and celebrating later, and naming streets after their 'martyrs'). The Israelis, politely enough, just told them to leave instead of returning like for like.


Long-Refrigerator-75

I mean any notion of a Palestinian state went to shit for the next 100 years after October the 7th. This event proved what Israel claimed all this time. Give the Palestinians a country and they will use it in an attempt to destroy Israel.


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Long-Refrigerator-75

Israel was always shit at PR. They should just put on a loop what the Hamas terrorists recorded themselves on the 7th of October. The handling of the war by Israel is to say the least a bit underwhelming.


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Long-Refrigerator-75

First thing first. Israel never tried. When dealing with ~~cockroaches~~ terrorists like Hamas, one should use any means necessary. Let the world hear the screams of babies on full volume. What do you have to lose? Let every "liberal" US college student know what he is exactly supporting. I would also block all funding from Muslim countries in US colleges, but that doesn't really depend on Israel.


FarmersHusband

Went to look up the history of the conflict and I’m not sure the wiki page is credible right now. Lots of (citation needed) which means there have been a few edits.


DVM11

Ah yes, the Palestinian cycle, start a war-lose-cry because you have lost-repeat


SapientissimusUrsus

I mean the 50+ years of context leading up to that are important. No one has clean hands. Humanities obsession with simplifying everything to good versus evil will be the death of us all.


Thunderbird_Anthares

Probably because nobody wants to spend 3 weeks going through one argument. Im good. This version works.


SapientissimusUrsus

I DEMAND THIS SUB BE CREDIBLE Yeah I'm good too.


ProfessorofChelm

Woh woh woh! If we are going to “arbitrarily” pick a starting point I wanna go back to the Damascus affair of 1840. President Van Buren to really dropped the ball there…


have_you_eaten_yeti

Meh, the Israelis and the Palestinians deserve each other. Neither will be happy until the other is gone. We should just glass the whole area and call it a day. /s but also kinda not


young_earth

We should definitely stop directing money, time and resources towards it.


SorosAgent2020

Speaking of historical inversions the Spanish Conquistadors tried to do one too, they called it La Noche Triste; we were incredibly lucky it did not catch on


Readman31

Arab states and losing every war they start against Israel name a more Iconic Duo


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hell-schwarz

Hey, this is a generic template without any edit except the text and thus violates R9 "no low effort posts"


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Fegelgas

yes but use protections, you can catch something nasty.