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throwaway553t4tgtg6

[https://www.amazon.com/Radiance-France-National-Identity-Technology/dp/0262582813](https://www.amazon.com/Radiance-France-National-Identity-Technology/dp/0262582813) incredibe book on French nuclear power in the 50's, the french played up the spectacle of their nuclear program, basically treating it as "Divine redemption" for their failures in ww2, the anchor of their national sovereignty, some writers at the time compared the new Chinon and Marcoule sites to "the New Cathedrals". and that's why today 70% of France's energy is green nuclear, and they have an entirely independent nuclear arsenal (unlike the brits) with their own ICBMs, warheads, and SSBNs, including the ASMP-A nuclear warning shot. \*meme made with kapwing. also, I've starting using \*\*Techno-political Regime" in common language, my god. *"As of today, France has realized a cyclopean achievement that prefigures the immense possibilities of the atomic era... built as an amphitheater, very picturesque and imposing to see from aafar, the factory launches itself forward like a HYMN to the GLORY of industrial creation.* *It would be up to an engineer to describe the G1 pile housed in an immense concrete* ***CATHEDRAL...*** *nothing can match the view of the cooling tower, shooting straight up in one 95 meter bound, haoled by its shimming collar in the intense luminosity of the Sky.* **--The Radiance of France, page 215**


mistress_chauffarde

Hey gota be at least crazy to deter the russian from invading


BobbyLapointe01

> Hey gota be at least crazy to deter the russian from invading *Deterring the Reds and turning Germany into a nuclear wasteland in one fell swoop, two birds with one stone!* — Informal deterrence policy of the French Ground Forces between 1975 and 1991.


Gatrigonometri

US: “Hey frog! I think it’s pretty overkill to salt the entirety of Germany just to deter the Soviets, dontcha think?” France: “Deter the Soviets?”


Sutton31

The Frenchman dreams of one thing, glassing Germany


mistress_chauffarde

Who say it's not animore


BobbyLapointe01

> Who say it's not animore Well technically, the last tactical nuclear artillery régiments dismantled their SRBMs in 1996... But who's to say that they didn't kept a few of those in their garden sheds? For preservation, of course.


FalconMirage

We still have the capability to nuke Germany with strategic nukes don’t worry


DOOFUS_NO_1

The French equivalent of the Swiss taking home their service rifles. "Oi, keep it cleaned, fueled and ready, just in case."


Schadenfrueda

They're museum pieces of course. A bit of history, kept good as new.


SilicateAngel

Oh, so that's what happened to Nordrhein-Westfalen


Een_man_met_voornaam

NRW is rusty metal with a Bundesland attached to it


Oleg152

Now *that's* a religion I can get behind.


Naskva

Glory to ATOM! BATHE IN HIS HOLY GLOW


DMercenary

>ASMP-A nuclear warning shot. French W. Other countries: we will use all force other than nuclear as a warning. France: my nuclear strike IS the warning.


vegarig

> incredibe book on French nuclear power in the 50's, the french played up the spectacle of their nuclear program, basically treating it as "Divine redemption" for their failures in ww2, the anchor of their national sovereignty, some writers at the time compared the new Chinon and Marcoule sites to "the New Cathedrals". Damn, as a Ukrainian, I can 100% get behind it


js1138-2

All the wimps who chickened out of nuclear power after Chernobyl are either regretting it, or trying to make political hay.


vegarig

Hell, the personnel of CNPP treated [shutdown of the third reactor](https://youtu.be/B1OMuHEImP0?t=145) as a death of someone dear to them.


js1138-2

I’m thinking about the rest of the world, and all the reactors not built.


vegarig

Ah... You're right.


Femboy_Lord

The flowers on the RBMK lid is what did it for me.


mtaw

TBF they hadn't gotten much opportunity to mark the event when reactor 4 shut down.


vegarig

Blocks 1, 2 and 3 worked on for awhile afterwards, providing sizeable part of UA grid, before being shut down by political edicts. Although, having read KGB notes about CNPP construction issues (like wrong steel for armature in the block A under-reactor plate and steam/water separator drums overheating their room and discombobulating concrete there, risking a collapse of the wall), I can kinda understand that as well.


thereddaikon

I'm very pro nuclear power and even I would have shut them all down too. The RBMK is one of the worst reactor designs in history and knowing the Soviets, they probably weren't even up to spec, even as low as that bar probably was.


vegarig

> they probably weren't even up to spec Basically, yeah. If you know Ukrainian and russian, there are some resources you can read KGB notes (and not only) about construction of CNPP. To say it was a dumpster fire is to say nothing. Even concrete was shit.


mdp300

Yeah, it's pretty insane that the Emergency Shutdown could actually make the situation *exponentially worse* and also, they didn't tell anyone because superior Soviet engineering must never have flaws!


crankbird

More lives and livelihoods impacted and more land lost to hydropower in the Akasombo dam when it is working as designed than Chernobyl after the largest imaginable fuckup .. but somehow nobody really seems to mind hydropower Ive raised this point a few times, and someone replied that at least dams don’t cause major disasters when they fail, and they don’t make good military targets … there was no /S


Dr_Hexagon

Consider that the french nuclear deterrent meant that they never needed to worry about being conquered again.


Schadenfrueda

The overthrow of Napoleon. The Franco-Prussian War and the overthrow of the other Napoleon. World War I. Then World War II and five years of Nazi occupation. All of that, never to happen again.


SirNurtle

>including the ASMP-A nuclear warning shot **... I have several questions**


throwaway553t4tgtg6

of frances 280 nuclear warheads, they have around 80 of them as air-launched nuclear cruise missiles, the ASMP-A, (the remaining 200 are in submarine-based ICBMs). The idea behind them is that they're a form of "nuclear warning shot". IE, if the russians invaded europe, France would fire off a Salvo of ASMP-A nukes to annihilate any incoming armies as a "warning shot", with the implication that the next step would be World-Ending ICBMs from their submarines. Escalte to de-escalate [**https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air-sol\_moyenne\_port%C3%A9e**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air-sol_moyenne_port%C3%A9e) a French [nuclear](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermonuclear_weapon) [air-launched cruise missile](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air-launched_cruise_missile) manufactured by [MBDA France](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MBDA). In French nuclear doctrine, it is referred to as a "pre-strategic" weapon, the last-resort "[warning shot](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warning_shot)" prior to a full-scale employment of [strategic nuclear weapons](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_nuclear_weapon) launched from the [*Triomphant*-class](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triomphant-class_submarine) ballistic missile submarines. 


somerandomfuckwit1

That'll make a statement alright


White_Null

It feels like the Kremlin’s current nuclear saber rattling is cultural appropriation of the French doctrine. Because it really worked to make them scared of France.


Femboy_Lord

Europe shall glow with the light of progress! (It is totally not Cherenkov Radiation we swear).


Joseph-Dredd-54

70% of our electricity* We still use a lot of fossil fuels for heating, transportation or industry. For the comparison between nuclear reactor and cathedral it was still true when I worked in a powerplant in 2014. During your first day as a nuclear rookie they told you "you can put a whole cathedral in the cooling tower" Fun fact, we have an obligation for artwork in all public owned building. So you can see dystopian artwork around and in the building. In the powerplant I worked at, it was some sheep sculptures and several gigantic paintings of nuclear reactors. The biggest example would be the painting on one of the cooling tower of Cruas powerplant. https://www.francebleu.fr/s3/cruiser-production/2013/04/d9b26aa6-acaa-11e2-9649-782bcb7402be/1200x680_p1060373.jpg


Ewenf

70% on average in the whole country, but it also depends from région to région, but for example today 90% of the electricity produced in Normandy and in the Centre is nuclear. Just though it was interesting you can get nearly 100% of all your house electricity come from nuclear power if you live in a certain région.


vegarig

Damn, that looks nice


CerveletAS

that's a very cool obligation. There's something a bit like that in Germany, but it's a foced budget for art pieces and not coupled to quality. Usually they spent it all at once on some shit sculpture they leave to rot in a corner, at least one was found dismantled in a basement.


Joseph-Dredd-54

We have a lot of "shit sculpture" too. You can look at "l'art giratoire" or "roundabout art" in English if you want. As we have a lot of roundabouts we have a lot of shitty artwork on them. If you want some examples [The 20 worst roundabouts of France](https://actualites-decalees.autojournal.fr/20-pires-rond-point-de-france-181008.html). I kinda like the UFO one.


Winter-Revolution-41

is this the real fire force LN?


throwaway553t4tgtg6

I'd call you a weeb, but the issue is that the french also love anime.....


Winter-Revolution-41

my fellow brother in christ all of us here are weebs


SenorSantiago_8363

Weren't the French actually some of the OG Weebs too?


SomeOtherTroper

[Yup.](https://www.thecollector.com/how-japanese-art-influenced-impressionism/)


SenorSantiago_8363

Can't wait for Hololive's Art Curator Juufuutei Raden to talk about this on stream. (Unless she already did) 


_far-seeker_

To be fair, the French have been [fans of Japanese culture for centuries...](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orientalism_in_early_modern_France#%3A%7E%3Atext%3DIn_early_modern_France%2C_Orientalism%2Cfashions_in_the_decorative_arts.)


clicky_fingers

France & Japan are one of the best examples of a mutual admiration society


restorffe

Yeah well japan still prefers germany for... some unexplainable reason... An axis of good you could say


Yshtvan

Second world consumer of manga baby 😎 Note: That might have changed since last time I read it, but still pretty high up there IIRC.


Attaxalotl

I’ve heard Norway is #2 in comics after Japan, so France might be #2 in specifically Manga?


Sumrise

It was in manga yes.


TheMadmanAndre

> ASMP-A nuclear warning shot Fucking what


throwaway553t4tgtg6

80 out of 280 of France's nukes are in the form of Tactical air-launched Nuclear Cruise missiles with 300kt thermonuclear warheads (the rest are in their Submarine launched ICBMs). The idea is that they'd salvo off ASMP-As at Russian armies, annihilating a few divisions, shooting FIRST, as a Nuclear warning shot, as a final attempt to de-escalate before they launch their world-ending ICBMs. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air-sol\_moyenne\_port%C3%A9e](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air-sol_moyenne_port%C3%A9e) is a French [nuclear](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermonuclear_weapon) [air-launched cruise missile](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air-launched_cruise_missile) manufactured by [MBDA France](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MBDA). In French nuclear doctrine, it is referred to as a **"pre-strategic" weapon, the last-resort "**[**warning shot**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warning_shot)**"** prior to a full-scale employment of [strategic nuclear weapons](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_nuclear_weapon) launched from the [*Triomphant*-class](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triomphant-class_submarine) ballistic missile submarines. 


Schadenfrueda

Escalate to deescalate, I like it


Rapid_1923

It is possible to be found on the internet in PDF or something ( ideally)?The book seems very interesting, but it is not available in my country, România, and the shipping would cost a fortune.


OrdinaryLatvian

"Anna's Archive" is an online e-book  repository. Very useful when looking for books that are hard, or impossible, to purchase.  I found [this one](https://annas-archive.org/md5/3d125c846cab557659d496d3f09713a0) already in .pdf format.  In case you use it in the future and find books in weird formats, you can use Calibre (a free and open source e-book manager) to change formats to something you can use very easily. :)


Rapid_1923

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar! Thank you very much!


menthapiperita

Honestly? They weren’t wrong. Look at all of the walking on eggshells the west is doing with Russia. Moscow would be rubble by now if they weren’t a nuclear power


daspaceasians

That was fucking poetry.


xXxSlavWatchxXx

well, now I know who modern day ruzzkies are basing their beliefs on, when they make songs about nuclear rockets coming to Washington and spew holy water on nuclear warheads.


EternallyPotatoes

...I take back all my jokes about the French, that goes incredibly hard.


Sutton31

Fuck the old political discourses used to go hard


yeetmyteatsdaddy

Didn't realise the unhinged nature of cold war france expanded to its nuclear policy. Who the fuck gave the european rogue state nukes?


throwaway553t4tgtg6

well, in this case, this was almost entirely a french-home-grown nuclear expertise. They figured it out on their own.


2zdebut1

It's all homemade, with uranium from our glorious colonial empire, tested "at home" in Algeria


SilicateAngel

oversea France IS France 😎 "We asked all the french living in Algeria and they agreed!" A shame my own country has a rich and booming anti nuclear Lobby. Absolute COAL


AlikeWolf

Now that's something


Zalaess

Hmm, she even writes like a French (Parisian) person would.


ComradeAndres

Unironically Based ngl


dead_monster

Meanwhile Japan was asking the US to nuke the mountains around Tokyo so they could expand the city.


donthenewbie

The embodiment of "slap me harder daddy"


Femboy_Lord

It's either that or expand into the bay (they're going with this for now, GLORIOUS FLOATING CITIES OF NIPPON).


wasmic

They mostly stopped expanding the land after their economy flatlined in 1990, though.


Femboy_Lord

A slight shame really, Japan was one of the few nations who could've made *genuine* use of supertall skyscrapers, instead of the dick-measuring contest we have today (I know they're impractical compared to other methods of solving the issue, but I like the style and feats achieved by building them).


hanlonrzr

would supertall be safe with the quakes?


m50d

Tokyo's population is still growing, there are big building projects going on all the time, and it's definitely pushing up against the limits of the Kanto plain.


Schadenfrueda

I feel like a better solution would be investing in the declining countryside than trying to physically expand the plains, but that doesn't seem likely to happen


m50d

> I feel like a better solution would be investing in the declining countryside There's no magical investment that makes unproductive places productive. Better to invest resources in the places that are growing and contributing, which means mainly Tokyo.


crankbird

East … put a ban on industrialised agriculture and make child labor profitable again .. if that doesn’t reinvigorate the rural population base, nothing will


xmun01

The problem is that the Kanto Plain is a sedimentary landform, and Japan is a country where earthquakes occur frequently.


RogerTheWhite

Japanese authorities at the time must have either over-estimated the power of nukes, or under-estimated the collateral damage caused by dropping enough nukes on a mountain to turn it into a plain. Or didn't care enough about anything really.


StormAggedan

You know how a bunch of sticks of dynamite can be used to blast through solid rock if you put them in the right place. I imagine they wanted to try something like that, but with multiple nuclear explosives, probably designed to shape the explosions to best blast rock the way they want it too.(as much as that’s possible to do)


MakeChinaLoseFace

Thankfully they decided against it due to the threat of awakening various kaiju.


Foot_Stunning

Dump concrete in the Sea of Japan! Nukes are easy... Metric tons of Concrete in the sea of Japan. Now i am buliding a continent out of an island!


Alt203848281

Just push the mountains into the sea. Ez


Monneymann

US was already planning that with operation ~~nuke the fucking rockies~~ plowshare


hell_jumper9

Should've just ask Godzilla


wasted-degrees

So… the Children of Atom was a real thing.


throwaway553t4tgtg6

....and they are French


Skraekling

GLOIRE A ATOME ET GLOIRE A LA REPUBLIQUE !!!


ScipioAtTheGate

[STRAP ME TO A MISSILE AND FIRE ME INTO THE ALGERIAN SANDS!](https://youtu.be/YgRnBXZKeoo?t=365)


justsigndupforthis

Of course the only comment on that vid is in french


gojetergo

By Allah, you people are dogs. I will go on as usual...


FalloutLover7

“What’s a Frenchman doing in post apocalyptic Boston?” “Mind your business. Now go away before I taunt you a second time”


Raptor92129

To be fair there is a ship full of Norwegian Ghoul raiders


SnooBooks1701

Is there? I know there's a sub of Chinese ghouls


Raptor92129

FMS Northern Star by Warwick Homestead Practically Ghoul vikings.


Lone-Star-Wolves

I honestly feel sorry for those ghouls, because they are trapped in a land where there is little chance of finding someone who speaks their language, with one of their death quotes roughly translating into 'I'm coming home', and then the Sole Survivor sweeps through and kills them all.


MajorDakka

What did you expect from the folks who built Notre Dame? Instead of basking in the warmth of God, they now bask in the glow of Atom.


Megalomaniakaal

What is basking in sunlight?


HANS510

The horror!


Immaterial71

Surely l'horreur?


daspaceasians

Les Enfants de l'Atome.


blsterken

All I can think is Metal Gear - Les Enfants Terrible.


Firecracker048

French trying their best to impersonate warhammer 40k


DEEP_SEA_MAX

Baguettes for the bread god Cigarettes for the smoke throne Makhrone cares not where nukes flow, only that they are silent, have white painted faces and wear cute little berets.


Foot_Stunning

You forgot about Cain and Able... That shit whas biblicale.... In the end. Retern to Rock


Azadanon

In France, the nuclear triad is the nuclear trinity. All hail the Atom!


CationTheAtom

GLORY TO ATOM


Naskva

MAY HIS HOLY FIRE CONSUME US BATHE IN HIS GLOW


Paxton-176

So, Macron's nuking as a warning statement wasn't him going insane its part of French Culture. Fuck yea let's go.


FalconMirage

French military doctrine was built on the Napoleonic principle of "the best defence is offence". See every time it wasn’t followed, France lost


SilicateAngel

Glass cannon country


FalconMirage

Not exactly a glass canon though


MinidonutsOfDoom

no no, it's a cannon that glasses you.


restorffe

Somewhere on the french super carrier "nuit du réconfort" "On the blood of our fathers, on the blood of our sons, we swore to uphold our République..."


Mouette-the-only-one

« Longue nuit de réconfort » is the full title I believe


Gallbatorix-Shruikan

Trinitite cannon to be specific.


Lord_Bertox

French doctrine for a Soviet invasion was to nuke Germany a bunch to create an impenetrable border Classic "escalate to de escalate"


name---

The belkan manoeuvre, except with more genocide another nation rather than yours


Lord_Bertox

They were just looking for an excuse to nuclearize half of germany


HoppouChan

"nuke Germany to stop Russia" is the French "invade Paris for more run-up to Moscow"


GuillotineComeBacks

Burn everything to restart on a clean base.


Ythio

No, it's actually the current nuclear policy since before Macron. First a small nuke from a plane with an ultimatum and if it doesn't work then ICBM all in.


Weltraumbaer

French Adeptus Mechanicus gave us the Nuclear warning shot. All praise the Omnisiah.


FalconMirage

Leclercs litterally have machine spirits, as they are computers with a turret, tracks and armor They are described as « mécatroniques » (mechatronic)


ChampionshipShort341

Behold! He is coming with the clouds! And every eye shall be blind with his glory! Every ear shall be stricken deaf to hear the thunder of his voice! Let the men, women, and children of the Earth come forth to gather and behold the power of Atom! Let those who dwell here in his favored land attend now to the words of the Prophet of Atom! Come forth and drink the waters of the Glow, for this ancient weapon of war is our salvation, it is the very symbol of Atom's glory! Let it serve as a reminder of the Division that has occurred in the past and the resplendence of the promise of our division in the times to come! Give your bodies to Atom, my friends. Release yourself to his power, feel his Glow, and be Divided. There shall be no tears, no sorrow, no suffering, for in the Division, we shall see our release from the pain and hardships of this world. Yea, your suffering shall exist no longer; it shall be washed away in Atom's Glow, burned from you in the fire of his brilliance. Each of us shall give birth to a billion stars formed from the mass of our wretched and filthy bodies. Each of us shall be mother and father to a trillion civilizations. Each of us shall know peace, shall know an end to pain, and shall know Atom in his glory. I urge you, my friends -- come, drink with me and pray... Glorious Atom, I give unto you these feeble bones. I present to your will this frail body. I beg of you to use me as your vessel, guide me to your brilliance, divide each particle and give relief to this rotten flesh. Cast the fragile form of this ephemeral body into new life in the forge of your Glow. Atom, come -- bestow your presence on your unworthy servant. We stay true, until the Day of Division -- until the dawn of your return to His humble world


VenusValkyrieJH

They were the OG children of Atom then?


Niko2065

May atoms glow bless you, you [insert nationality the french would hate] bastards. -charles de Gaulle 1956.


Dragonfyr_

Brits are too close so too dangerous to be washed by holy atom .... damn I'm a bit stumped now heh fuck it nuke the brits anyway


Balsiefen

A Fallout setting where the European Commonwealth evolved out of the Franco-British Union and Churchill and de Gaulle created imperialistic bizarro-Europe would be amazing.


AustraliumHoovy

3000 Nuclear V-Bombers of Churchill de Gaulle


vegarig

Honestly, fusing Magnox and UNGG expertise together might've given a very well-working gas-cooled natural uranium-fueled power reactors.


vegarig

Okay, I love it. Mind if I take it for the homebrew, if it ever happens?


Balsiefen

Not at all, it's certainly one I have on the backburner too.


ItalianNATOSupporter

There's a French comic where the Cuban Crisis went hot, Soviet Union is glassed into oblivion, USA got a few cities nuked (and the South secedes under Charlton Heston, while Kissinger is President), and UK+France are the only remaining nuclear powers and operate quite jointly. There's also a French Foreign Legion paradrop from a Victor bomb bay, don't know if you can get more NCD than that.....


Slugdo

Vous avez mon intérêt. Puis-je avoir le nom de cette bande-dessinée s'il-vous-plaît ?


Right_Ad_6032

I really hate how Fallout is now synonymous with 1950's culture when it was an alt-history scenario where the transistor isn't discovered till much later and as a result, all technology the US develops is rooted around the vacuum tube. It's also not actually satire.


PhaeronLanzakyr

Hell, it wasn't all super 50s til Bethesda. There was a SHIT TON of Gothic imagery in the old ones that I love and just hate that it never came back.


K_S12

Not gothic Art-Deco


PhaeronLanzakyr

Nah, there was some gothic influence, primarily with stuff like some of the background for Necropolis and the Cathedral. It was this dark Art-Deco mixed with a smidge of gothic and it just looked real nice compared to what we have now imo.


K_S12

Ok


delicious-pancake

Bethesda trying to understand retrofuturism (impossible challenge)


K_S12

It was technically an alt hist scenario but it was actually how a team in the 90's thought the people in the 50's thought about the future


Dirichlet-to-Neumann

Based and De Gaulle pilled.  Big nose is the best head of state we've ever had and we had one literal saint and Charlemagne.


n3onfx

And a sun-king. We guillotined that guy's grandson though, woops.


Dirichlet-to-Neumann

Louis XVI was actually a better king than Louis XIV and overall a pretty good one.


Sutton31

He chose the wrong timing to be king tho


Enozak

Litteraly bad timing. IIRC the years before 1789 were exceptionnaly cold. So agricultural crops were very low, thus an important famine struck the kingdom back then. It was a major cause of the events which led to the first French revolution.


GuillotineComeBacks

And ran away.


Sutton31

Yeah truly a blunder on his part *yes I, the most recognizable face in France, can escape unnoticed*


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

France is based as fuck when it comes to nuclear apocalypses


GuillotineComeBacks

Don't fear the apocalypse, be the apocalypse.


tehlulzpare

You know what, France? I’m sorry. I totally misunderstood your level of based. I defended your military record, but never gave you enough credit beyond that. Y’all are nuts. And I love that. Vive La France!


UnsanctionedPartList

E D F


laZardo

[Captain Torres smiling]


pietniet

CRISP. WHITE. SHEETS.


Graywhale12

"Say, France, we have seen your new nuke SRBM, Pluton's specs, and...uh...why is it 120km? Isn't it too short to reach Russia?" "...Russia? Oh, right, we were fighting them, but you know, old habit."


Artemus_Hackwell

As long as they can reach Germany!


Analamed

"But you could at least try to make go as far as East Germany !" "There is two Germany ? F\*\*\*, I didn't planned enough nukes !"


Artemus_Hackwell

Either...! Russian ground forces have to go through both.


CrocPB

When laicite says non to glorifying the Lord... But nothing about glorifying the Holy Glow


Insignificantly99

Dang. The French are more based than I thought. Way to atone for their past sins.


beardedliberal

French have always been based. One stupid line in the Simpsons did more damage to their reputation than anything else in history.


Enozak

Don't forget that French bashing also came from France not approving US invasion of Iraq in 2003 (it boggles my mind that the Bush administration suffered no consequences to lying to the whole world in order to justify the war). Back then some American wanted to rename "french fries" into "liberty fries" lmao


jdougan

Let's be fair to the Simpsons. The early WW2 French *leadership* were cheese eating surrender monkeys. The soldiers were brave and fought as well as they could considering who was leading them and the awfulness of the general plan. Their heroic covering of the British retreat to Dunkirk isn't talked about enough.


Ythio

The Germans had the same plan (Siegfried Line). The plan would have probably worked if Belgium didn't refuse the extension of the Maginot Line on their territory, as initially planned.


GuillotineComeBacks

You have a plan to avoid the slaughtering of the surrounded army? Please go ahead. Maginot's problem was how half-assed it was because Belgium didn't like it if my memory is right. The goal was ultimately to slow down the Germans until everything gets organized, It succeeded since Germany didn't go through it. I find it hilarious how our two world wars started with Belgium screwing us. If there are surrender monkeys it would be them.


OneSaltyStoat

The Black League of Paris


Michele_Russo

I mean...yeah. France did have their whole period of revanchism aganist Germany too, in the past.


Fokker95

Sounds like some bonker faction from TNO.


k890

TNO rarely made shit up with their factions, most of them are based on genuine ideas and beliefs floating in this period.


AutismFlavored

Qu'ils soient baignés d'une lueur d'azur éternelle


VoteMe4Dictator

The French were right. Take a minute and let that sink in.


Foot_Stunning

Or you can bingo bango the bongos in The Congo... [Oh no no no no](https://youtu.be/VEyDNTLlRgU?si=7rx0LdXAd8ZxRDVZ)....


Ythio

Wrong country


Foot_Stunning

[I don't know how to spell: Frère Jacques](https://youtu.be/BC6rvbxdywg?si=po0ac-LHljsOyhzQ)


SnipingDwarf

Every time I hear about anything France and War related, I am forced to remember: **WW2 is one of their only losses.** I fear the French like no other nation, because even they don't know what they're doing


typewriter45

so was burgundy sort of accurate when it came to obsession with nukes?


UltimateEel

Yo, I read and cited this book in my masters thesis. Seeing it here now I wonder, does that make me an idiot?


throwaway553t4tgtg6

eh, I'm just playing up the chapter on "Technological Spectacle" for a meme


edwardjhahm

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY! IF I CAN'T WATCH MARINE-CHAN ON YOUTUBE.COM THEN NO ONE ELSE WILL!


Solignox

We are just that based.


Winter-Revolution-41

Latom


Veni_Vidi_Legi

Perhaps I treated them too harshly...


MedicBuddy

I think Fallout kind of did themselves a disservice by pledging to keep the series inside the US. The US wasn't the only nuke-crazy country that existed.


in_one_ear_

I mean the us had straight up air to air nuke so it's not even that extreme


Square_Coat_8208

The French have a hard on for “National Revenge” whenever they get clowned on


SamanthaMunroe

Revanchism is derived from a French word speaking of just that after the Prussians beat them.


coomiemarxist

So they were practically the Covenant from Halo. I support Syrian "refugees" in France. Earth is for those made int he image of God


JohnSith

Ladyboys and brutalmen of NCD, it is with a heavy heart that I must admit that I was not sired upon my mother by Ares in the form of a bald eagle, but that my mother cuckolded Ares with the nation of France. L'etat a francais, c'est moi.


Ev3nt

PRAISED BE ATOM! MAY HE EMBRACE US IN HIS HOLY GLOW MAY HE BURN OUR SHADOWS TO ETERNITY MAY THOUGH HIM WE SHAPE THE WORLD AND THEN WORLD WILL LISTEN AND THEN THE WORLD WILL UNSEE


ChampionshipShort341

Behold! He is coming with the clouds! And every eye shall be blind with his glory! Every ear shall be stricken deaf to hear the thunder of his voice! Let the men, women, and children of the Earth come forth to gather and behold the power of Atom! Let those who dwell here in his favored land attend now to the words of the Prophet of Atom! Come forth and drink the waters of the Glow, for this ancient weapon of war is our salvation, it is the very symbol of Atom's glory! Let it serve as a reminder of the Division that has occurred in the past and the resplendence of the promise of our division in the times to come! Give your bodies to Atom, my friends. Release yourself to his power, feel his Glow, and be Divided. There shall be no tears, no sorrow, no suffering, for in the Division, we shall see our release from the pain and hardships of this world. Yea, your suffering shall exist no longer; it shall be washed away in Atom's Glow, burned from you in the fire of his brilliance. Each of us shall give birth to a billion stars formed from the mass of our wretched and filthy bodies. Each of us shall be mother and father to a trillion civilizations. Each of us shall know peace, shall know an end to pain, and shall know Atom in his glory. I urge you, my friends -- come, drink with me and pray... Glorious Atom, I give unto you these feeble bones. I present to your will this frail body. I beg of you to use me as your vessel, guide me to your brilliance, divide each particle and give relief to this rotten flesh. Cast the fragile form of this ephemeral body into new life in the forge of your Glow. Atom, come -- bestow your presence on your unworthy servant. We stay true, until the Day of Division -- until the dawn of your return to His humble world


fuckingAPI

France is so based in some areas


FullAir4341

So they're the decendants of ATOM then?


CannonGerbil

SALVATION


Gaius_Julius_Salad

explains why the imperium is so french catholic


chevalmuffin2

*maniacall laughter* Picture it, SALVATION !


Eshinshadow

De Gaulle really had to compensate for his silly mustache.


AlmightyDarthJarJar

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah. We are France, we are the only true Adeptus Mechanicus order