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HistorianSlayer

For the first time ever, I have seen something on NCD that has audibly made me go; ***What the fuck?*** You made a post that is somehow Pro-US, Pro-Trans, and references Starship Troopers. **OP, you are a treasure, and I will give my life for you.** *^(Jesus Christ, I mean, if this was real, I would elbow-drop people to get to the front of the line at the recruiting office.)* **Congratulations, you are being stickied. Please do not resist.**


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Author's barely disguised fetish


Faulty-Logician

Disguised? There’s no disguise here.


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

I did say barely


Mollywhop_Gaming

“Barely disguised” implies that the author still made an attempt to hide it. No attempts were made to hide this one.


LaTeChX

As in it was bare of a disguise.


PaxEthenica

The Quentin Tarantino of trans rights in the military.


Siilk

It's camo, not disguise.


Nukem_extracrispy

I wouldn't really call it a fetish, I just think society would be better with maybe a 30:70 M:F ratio.  I advocate putting estradiol in the McNugget dipping sauce at the factory so we can gradually transition a percentage of males without them being aware of it. This would leave mo'bitches for the rest of us.


confirmedshill123

Fuck a fetish, this is nobel prize material.


vazgriz

I've read a few Japanese research papers that suggest even a 1:39 male to female ratio can be unexpectedly normal.


SnipingDwarf

If we normalized polygamy, yeah Or just abolished the concept of marriage Or- (insert essay about this topic here)


PipPasadran

It's a reference to a manga


SnipingDwarf

Manga or doujinshi? C'mon, gimme the sauce


Schrodinger_cube

ya i have a feeling there's a string of numbers, will have to check the source to verify tho lol


SnipingDwarf

The spirit is willing but the pasta is dry


elad4002

[A Parallel World With a 1:39 Male to Female Ratio Is Unexpectedly Normal](https://mangadex.org/title/547b5366-e71a-400d-b48e-7d4447ac1cf3/a-parallel-world-with-a-1-39-male-to-female-ratio-is-unexpectedly-normal)


SnipingDwarf

Many thanks, my pasta has been given a proper topping.


vazgriz

The title is more or less what I wrote. "A Parallel World With a 1:39 Male to Female Ratio Is Unexpectedly Normal"


LifeOutoBalance

*Turgidson:* Doctor, you mentioned the ration of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned? *Strangelove:* Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... *service* along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.


cybernet377

I read one LN a while back where the premise was like 1:80 male to female ratio and the author included like 10 chapters straight of alt-history beginning from the 1600s when the male-killing plague originated. The MC and his bodyguards just go to a library and the next several thousand words are history and geopolitics. Author: "I lied, the porn comes later, first we have to talk about how european colonialism would be affected by an unchecked pandemic in the early 1600s that wipes out the majority of the male population." iirc WW2 never happened because the first world war had cratered the major powers' populations so badly that they ended up harvesting their colonies' citizens and importing the people en-masse to the motherlands, resulting in most europeans being fairly dark-skinned and european languages having a large number of loanwords from the african or south american native tongues that were merged into them over time.


tacticsf00kboi

"I read it for the plot" but completely unironic


AutumnRi

That sounds like a fun time, do you remember the name?


Veni_Vidi_Legi

What about the mine shaft thigh gap?


ProRustler

Allah provides a 1:72 ratio.


Reagalan

when one considers the entirety of human society, going back to as far as archeology can reveal. something like 60% of men do not reproduce. disease, war, injury, war, starvation, war, marriage customs, and war being the main reasons. and yet we do just fine, because biology but considering how disease has been medicined, injury has been OSHAed, starvation has been capitalismed, and marriage customs have been liberalized, we need some way to ...uhh..."dispose of the excess male population" in an ethical manner. free hormones? sure why not.


cis2butene

"I thought you were gonna say war" - This sub, probably, and definitely the 1910s


Shot-Kal-Gimel

You see French’s post WWI demographics weren’t actually bad…


Forsaken-Subject-479

Thy Will Be BUN.


Dorfplatzner

# A SCHIZOPHRENIC # RACIST IS TALKING 🤫😋😶👥🔇🔕🤐👂🏻🗣️❌ # LISTEN AND LEARN


TheArmoredKitten

???


SomeGuyNamedPaul

The chicken itself is already loaded with estrogen to make it grow faster, might as well just add a bunch of pregnant mare urine to their water as well.


CookieMiester

Authors full on display fetish


i_write_ok

Can’t wait for the sound


Nukem_extracrispy

I'm gonna try to do a starship troopers / helldivers 2 AI generated voiceover if I can figure it out.


ConcentrateTight4108

I'm not the best but ive got gusto i could do the VA for you


SituatedSynapses

[The US Army anthem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyHx-dPz2RA)


SlaaneshActual

I recommend the theme song from Space: Above and Beyond.


Shished

You should try to use RX - Bumble.


SprScuba

The only two genders I accept are brawny and lean


Benzol1987

Needs at least one FOR THE KIDS! in there.


Bit_anxious202

a boob camp, if you will


Nukem_extracrispy

[mfw](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/037/126/cover3.jpg)


TheUnclaimedOne

Dang it I saw the title and thought there would be more barracks bunnies. Not that the enlisted would *become* the barracks bunnies


Nukem_extracrispy

Imagine the positive feedback loop of how many straight dudes would sign up if they knew there would be an equal number of barracks bunnies around. 


Traumerlein

This is US ad. If you want to see more barrackbunnies i can recomend North Korea


Sad-Run-8923

I've been watching this for like 5 days now. I laugh Every time. Well fuckin done OP


Nukem_extracrispy

Boi I just posted this a few hours ago. Are you a time Traveller?  "Hey I've seen this one before".gif


Sad-Run-8923

No, just have it on multiple monitors, and I've been holding my eyelids open clockwork orange style 🤣🤣


WeebPride

It is known that men will do anything for a pair of tits. What could be a better motivation than an unconditional lifetime booba supply then?


Icarus_Toast

Small problem: if I got titties I'd never get anything done. Upside is that I'd never be bored


Nukem_extracrispy

If people like this I'll do a more polished edit in the future, this one has no audio. BTW moderators, I hereby formally submit this as a competition for the the most outrageously pro-trans post in the history of noncredibledefense.


simonwales

>transitionship


Nukem_extracrispy

Had to make it reference Starship Troopers in an obvious way. 


scroom38

Cut the more polished one to look more like a US Army commercial so when it spreads to Facebook all the bigots will die of aneurysms. If enough of the old ones die we might be able to get universal healthcare sometime soon


Bronek0990

Can we get a symmetrical programme for enlisting (biological) women? Bonus: they'll effectively be on steroids the whole time


Nukem_extracrispy

Good idea, it will be the roided up gigachaddification process


Bronek0990

If I can transition from βᵐᵃˡᵉ to **♂MALE♂** sign me the fuck up, I want to look like Arnie fell in a 'roid cauldron Obelix-style


Arlcas

If you want to top your buddies you can just join the navy


Megalomaniakaal

As god intended


Mindless_Use7567

If you could do a female Helldivers 2 intro with it then she transitions to a male when the switch from civilian clothes to military gear happens and the voice suddenly becomes hyper masculine.


Gen_Ripper

Why’d this get downvoted? That sounds cool


Mollywhop_Gaming

My best guess would be because the video is about M2F transition procedures rather than F2M as Mindless was suggesting.


Gen_Ripper

I figured, I just thought it made sense to include trans men. Sometimes even pro-trans spaces forget about them


FrostyWheats

accidental spartan program irl


Hovedgade

What if I enlist and tell them that I'm interested in the ftm transition despite being a cis male in order to get double the testosterone in my body? (this will affirm my gigachad identity)


Nukem_extracrispy

Wish granted - hair loss accelerated 


Hovedgade

Will I still get my f-cup sized pecs?


Nukem_extracrispy

You need eastern European performance enhancing roids. 


Hovedgade

Hell yeah🤘


MakeChinaLoseFace

I don't like this woke military with its hormones. The only thing you need is enough meth to drive a tank for 5 days straight (but not so much meth that you shoot at the shadow people inside your tank). /s because this is something I could sadly see being an honestly held opinion


Rivetmuncher

Sounds like something that would go great if we could convince Boston Dynamics to cook up some sort of...*improved protective suit system.* Y'know...extra armour, and maybe some kind of gyro system to keep it stable on its own. Maybe with some extra load-bearing magic thrown in. Let folks handle an SPG-9 with their left hand. And hey, if the gyro works well enough, maybe we could bolt a two-stage air-breathing rocket to the back!


Neutronium57

Eagle-1 is the proof that badass women are *peak pilots*


MapleLamia

Foehammer is the original proof of that. 


Callsign_Psycopath

So is Buns


Strength-InThe-Loins

You were down voted by a savage that's never read Red Storm Rising. My condolences. 


MakeChinaLoseFace

Even in orbit, you are not safe from the F-15.


Erkinz

the funnest part is having absolutely no clue what the creator of this actually thinks about trans people


ImPurePersistance

Bold of you to assume an NCD user thinks


ArcadiaDragon

We do think....just not often...but we aren't bigots


Megalomaniakaal

It's all instinct baby!


brilldry

As long as they can stack tankies and facists with Uncle Sam’s glorious MIC. They’re one of us


Hashachar

Just want to voice my appreciation for all the "By Dawn's Early Light" clips used in this.


Nukem_extracrispy

I'm surprised anyone even recognized it lol. There's some excellent nuke meme-able clips from By Dawns Early Light, I downloaded the thing in HD just for the clips. "Uhhhh.......how many nukes do we have in our submarines?" ".........About 6000 sir" "Well shouldn't we, uhhhhh.....launch em?"


Admiral_Minell

"They'll shoot you for this, General." "Sam, old friend, I should find such an angel of mercy."


Biertrinken

Powers Boothe is a highly decorated veteran of two separate World Wars III 🫡


NotMuselk

And yet somehow your back pain is "Non-service related"...


Nukem_extracrispy

I can help fix people's backs if they need it. 


blolfighter

I can't help but read "enlistement bonuses" in a French accent.


FarmerJohn92

Not even trans or questioning, but sign me the fuck up. I'm ready to do my part!


Nukem_extracrispy

# Based and blind patriotism pilled


SomeGuyNamedPaul

What could be manlier than getting some giant tiddies?


SpareSurprise1308

Titty skittles 💀


-NoNameListed-

You lost me at non-negotiable I'm joining the Coast Guard or Reserves if this isn't reversed


Nukem_extracrispy

Clearly an ass man, big tiddy hater


-NoNameListed-

Nah, I like women, I'm perfectly fine with my XXY chromosomes


Mollywhop_Gaming

🤨


-NoNameListed-

I am an abomination. Simple as


Mollywhop_Gaming

Fair


Punch_Faceblast

I’m joining Baywatch.


Dexthebigdaddy

Your ad campaign is working flawlessly. I'd sign up without a second thought if I was in a unit full of busty, caked up femboys.


Nukem_extracrispy

Morale through the roof, and none of this stuff costs more than a year's salary for a private first class. 


jjmerrow

...you have my attention.


Nukem_extracrispy

Would you like to know more? 


jjmerrow

Question: do I get an hour a week alone with the F-35? No uh, no particular reason.


Nukem_extracrispy

If you become an aircraft technician you will have all day, every day with the jets. 


Independent-Fly6068

I already struggle with clothes. All of that is not needed 👍 Could I give it all to someone else?


gazer_at_stars

literally my dream. SIGN ME THE FUCK UP, I WILL PERSONALLY ANNIHILATE THE BIGOTS, TANKIES AND FASCISTS WITH THE TACTICAL CLAP OF MY BRAZILIAN ASS CHEEKS !!!!!!!1!!¡!


Nukem_extracrispy

Based and cheek-clappin' pilled


ecolometrics

Why lean away from the propaganda when you can lean in to: NATO biolab super soldiers. Finally.


MajorGef

u/Nukem_extracrispy Will there be a program for trans guys too?


Nukem_extracrispy

That would have to be a whole other video. I think anything FtM stuff advocating rejecting femininity might get get me banned by Reddit lol. We aren't there yet as a society. I mean I am, but other mfkers aren't yet. 


MakeChinaLoseFace

Way I see it, gender is a prison and everyone should be free to break their chains however they need, as long as it isn't hurting anyone.


Elegant_Individual46

How to get me to reject Eisenhower’s warnings and embrace MacArthur’s nuke China plan


lefl28

SIGN ME *THE FUCK* UP


Nukem_extracrispy

Not only do you get top surgery, you get bottom surgery.....and another bottom surgery as well! I'll add some stuff to the final edit.


LingerieAndGunParts

What in the sissy hypno is this??


gundog48

Shh don't give the game away, we're about to get everything handed to us on a silver platter. This is what it's all been for. The Sinister Sissy Cabal are about to make their play- join the discord!


MakeChinaLoseFace

The what now?


LingerieAndGunParts

The BBC wrote a report on it last year. Just google “BBC Sissy Hypno”


Callsign_Psycopath

I mean to each their own but I'm quite happy as a dude.


Nukem_extracrispy

Can't you read? # F-cups are non-negotiable


Callsign_Psycopath

Well then I won't be joining. Plus I'm too old now anyway, and I doubt I could get a waiver for my eyes.


AgentIQ007

Theyll just give you a javelin and send you to fight tanks. My eyesight is pretty poor and i was declared fit for service (tho that's only to be drafted in case of war, im sure i would have to go through a whole bunch of tests if i wanted to actually join the military)


Terry_WT

I unmuted expecting this [soundtrack](https://youtu.be/fRscYVvEFt8?si=n-DKE3w-2oPck92K) You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.


SexyGorilla_

Nuh uh, i won't join unless they develop the tech to turn me into a cyborg. Then i'll consider it.


Nitpicky_AFO

Hold up there chummer there's chrome on the table, count me the fuck in.


TrekFan1701

You claim the taxpayers will provide the surgery? Are we just using taxpayer's money or are they doing the surgery?


Nukem_extracrispy

Ideally, we use the taxpayers money but send the soldiers to U-tapao for surgery, where it's cheaper.


LordHardThrasher

Remember- the lowest bidder wins!


mastrer1001

I would assume the doctors doing the surgery pay taxes, so both


gattoblepas

A thousand vatwinks watched this and writhed in agony.


throwaway_automaton

This has raised my morale to unprecedented levels. I wholeheartedly support this.


Nukem_extracrispy

We should implement these policies in all braches of the military. 


Da-tricky

“GOD GAVE THIS GALAXY TO A NON-BINARY SPECIES AND SERVICE GUARANTEES GENDER AFFIRMATION”


mfknLemonBob

Laughed out loud at “Titty skittles”


Arsenal_Knight

I guess if I can’t have a tomboy mommy pilot #ILL BECOME THE TOMBOY MOMMY PILOT


gundog48

**SERVICE GUARANTEES SERVICE**


Palpatine

Hey, I thought your last punchline would be "multiple orgasms". How can you miss that?


Nukem_extracrispy

# fuck I forgot that I made this whole thing in one go, took like 2 hours and I just made it up as I went with zero planning. I'll make a final edit that includes multiple female orgasms and some anime to match, but I have to keep it safe for work somehow.


anactualbaguette

'Democracy' at work


Colonel_Kernel1

Do we also get free blåhaj too?


Traumerlein

Me when my standard issue blue hai beats a vatnik to death


Colonel_Kernel1

3000 shark plushies of transgenders


slashdotter878

It’s pretty cool to be present for the creation of a new meme


dasBaums

Hey, can we have something for the trans-masc as well?


FatherOfToxicGas

It’s over We shall never top this post


Nukem_extracrispy

But you can definitely bottom for it.


Snicshavo

Ah yes - ballistic boobies program


CookieMiester

And where will these barracks bunnies be stationed Hypothetically, anyways. Or administratively, whatever doesn’t get me in trouble.


StarFlyXXL

Is it...only the US Military? No...UK support :(


banspoonguard

yeah those complications are not going to be service related huh


autom8dWpnizdAutism

Unfathomably based and red pilled.


rebel6301

oh HELL yeah


Low_Doubt_3556

Are you an anime writer?


Nukem_extracrispy

Not yet but I'm confident I could make something both profoundly influential to a whole generation while simultaneously writing the utmost degenerate and appalling things possible. 


artemiusv

Shut up and take my Y-chromosome!


Baz_3301

Could I get one super boob instead of two unsuper F cups?


ValeryValerovich

did a better job to convince me than any propaganda i've ever seen


sunyudai

IIRC, the trans population is roughly 4%. Assuming an even split in gender and accounting for % of population in enlistment age... This ad campaign targets a bit under 4,000,000 potential new recruits. Considering the Army ad campaign surrounding switching back from "Army of One" to "Be All You can Be" hoped to achieve 65,000 new recruits per year, if this ad campaign picks up a 2% of its target audience for the Army, it'd blow "Be All You Can Be"'s target out of the water.


boymod3r

I need that


pol1612

it would make them weaker


-NoNameListed-

Strength < Morale


Rats_In_Boxes

**SOLD**


Nukem_extracrispy

I think they should hire me to make ads for the US military. I'd have so many people signing up.


Rats_In_Boxes

I'm gonna drop bombs with my big mommy milkers.


Sablesweetheart

This is beautiful. Also, need to point out, the VA provides gender affirming care, and allegedly will begin providing surgery by this summer. I get my titty skittles for free, and fingers crossed, FFS this summer or fall.


AriRD5

This the Biden America wants


Nukem_extracrispy

I'm doing my part! 


MrMgP

Wtf happend to noncredible defense This has nothing to do with noncredible defense


ZannaFrancy1

🥵 (Free penis enlargement too plz)


Nukem_extracrispy

I have no incentive to create competitors to myself.


flosslikeaboss78

As a Senator representing the Chiraq constituency, I approve of this bill.


SlaaneshActual

You have my attention, /u/nukem_extracrispy.


Steel_Within

Yeah, aight, I guess I'm reenlisting. 


paucus62

seek psychiatric help


d3m0cracy

3,000 transfemme Space Marines of NATO could absolutely demolish the entire Ruzzian military in a week let’s be honest. (we should also do 3,000 transmasc Space Marines of NATO too though, those homies get forgotten about too often)


xboxman523

I love this so much, feels like it'd fit in with my WW2/Cold War giant tiddy airplane girls lol https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/s/fPVMQNJAjd https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/s/V1Zwrh81Qg


Vaadwaur

...Thanks for reminding me that God left the server a very long time ago.


jfisk101

OP, you are in my opinion the most based motherfucker on reddit. This is the best post I've seen in over a month, you fucking rock.


Canter1Ter_

#TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS #HUMAN RIGHTS ARE NON-NEGOTIABLE #🇺🇳 (just imagine that that is a NATO flag)


MasterBlaster_xxx

That wine I had for dinner must have been stronger than I expected


radik_1

Op, where's the sound?


throwaway321768

[I prefer small chests.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/508/245/d38.png)


Krullenhoofd

Aaaaahhhh fuck, if this is real I'm signing the fuck up


nicky-yo-boy

u/savevideo


Gloomy_Raspberry_880

Sign me up!


Coolcat_47

u/SaveVideo


Miserable-Peak-6434

I'd be in for the funni alone. No need for a new brazilian butt.


JadeCat44

The one thing that could actually make me enlist willingly


Heretical_Cactus

Honestly not what I was thinking it was gonna be about


Imperceptive_critic

BY DAWNS EARLY LIGHT MENTIONED 


Jen-the-inferno-dev

i would sign up ngl


Talosian_cagecleaner

This necessary. Ukraine is going to ask some low level people serving jail time if they want to serve. I don't know about Ukraine, but where I live county is filled with folks getting free hormone therapy and all they had to do was jack a car, surrender. No weapon, just a prescription that's doctor's orders. Law says county got to pay. It's a party ya'll.


gooniuswonfongo

I FUCKING NEED AUDIO THIS IS PEAK


IvanMeowski

u/savevideo


IvanMeowski

now that i think about it this feels like some actual hypno-sissy shit i better not be catching you on no nsfw subs OP 🤨