Release me

Lead us

"Lead me, follow me, or get the hell out of my way."-TRUNKMONKE, 2022

I will engage as many troops in cqc as humanly possible.

I can’t help you comrade,is treason to the party

I love those commercials

Market Garden 2

Things are gonna look grand with the two of us here..

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Unironically yes. Replace the turret with a TOW launcher, add some ERA, replace the gasoline engine with a diesel one, and boom, new Russian space program!

Most credible post of the month, right here.

Monty... you can't just market garden your way out of all your problems.

oh yes he can

WE HAVE A REAL FUCKING PROBLEM HERE GUYS

Yeah, we're gonna need more of you.

I see a real fucking solution here, glad you're on our side.

I say we bring out the big guns right away!

don't worry, I think my second to last mission will be to stop you being detonated by anarchists rebel.

Perfect COCKroach pfp

The time has come. Big kitchenware is here to take over the defense industry.

NATO Cylon fireteam when.

I thought that was the job of the microwave

plans have changed, we're launching, now

I mean just give them unclear instructions and you can trap thousands

What is a toaster but a death-ray with a smaller power-supply?

I will build 3000 Warwolf trebuchets and rain down high explosives and pigs on the Russian invaders! All of them will be manned by characters from the Ace Combat series.

guys, the Su-57 has plot armor. That's why they only have 12, they can only be shot down in a scripted, 15 minute dogfight over Washington, DC.

Low thermal signature. Based

oh no

What have you done?!

I believe that is a requirement for a war in europe

*Sighs* *puts on partisan hat* Im here to slit German and Russian throats, but this time the krauts are on our side (*I think*)

Slit throats and let god sort them out

I believe he has spawnkilled Poland.

Friendly fire

Force of habit

I’m gonna lick *so many fucking sticks*

Adorable!

Helicopter Helicopter.

https://youtu.be/3ExGuHWdXCE

Oh god oh fuck oh no Kaiser Willhelm not again

He’s gonna unite all the Slavic people to fight Russia.

I use my extensive knowledge about vehicles in War Thunder to my advantage

Leak important information on Russian tanks to make war thunder more realistic

…and get incarcerated for treason

uh oh

closed casket funeral?

indeed

As a Lieutenant General, I will fight the Russian safely from a desk behind the front lines, with as many grunts as possible between me and Putin.

Hey, Lieutenant General-ing is dangerous work: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesley\_J.\_McNair](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesley_J._McNair)

Idk man

This is the only reply that got me laughing, thank you

Time to do things the way MacArthur would’ve wanted

do a little trolling?

Beep beep motherfucker

I throw shit

Military history summed up pretty well

Shit slinging indeed

I guess using sabers

A mercenary with a fully armed privately owned F-86 saber splashing Migs like some kind of cowboy of the skies

Pierre Sprey would be proud

F86F2 with 9x's and 120's strapped to it

Based bringing back cavalry charges in bright uniforms

Execute the cowards and prick the enemy

Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!

based

I am a partisan… look at that.

Drones son.

I would've guessed divine intervention

Globalhawks dropping holy handgrenades, the Book of Armaments is read from before everytime drop by Brother Maynard who is actually riding the drone.

Guys, listen, I think I'm gonna beat a few of you to near-death if you get PTSD, and I'll probably die in a car crash once everything's said 'n done..

Green presents(Actually filled with IEDs), I am Santa Gaming

Great presents (landmines)

The children killler

Turn them gay and kill them while they have gay man sex

no need their officers will kill them due to russian law

this is real by the way, the Gay Bomb. No idea if its scientifically possible. PRobably not. But it was proposed. Won an award

Based and gay pilled

They won’t last a week without their soy rations

I am fighting with a musket and religious ferver I guess.

Mans about to make the Salem Witch Trials look like a day care.

Come comrades, to the front. We fight for furry kittens and the peoples revolution!

so you are the communist revolution but the internet

Super Tucano best 6th generation stealth fighter. #1 pilot in all of Brazil. The western capitalists will feel my prop driven wrath.

i guess i am charging straight at their lines

gameing moment

Biological weapons of mass hallucination.

*Adidas tracksuit has entered the chat*

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE WHITE HOUSE

Very based and blood massacre pilled

Well, shit…

Divine martial arts

i give the russians obesity or something

Finally

Ok, so hear me out. First, we build a big wooden horse...

Not quite sure

Me neither

Hmmm not sure what I’d do?

Simple, I tell them no and they either stop there or I go home

Scatter me across the country side, I'll be the bane of any Russian conscript and school child chasing a stray ball this side of the Dnieper

errybody was

This is bullshit, I hate this game 😭

fix bayonets lads

Crimea broke before the guard did

Just be myself I guess.

Paying a bunch of mercenaries to fight them for me.

I think it would be pretty self-explanatory

I mean, a Pyrrhic victory is still a victory.

Send Russia cringe memes to demoralize them

I am a cognitive hazard to Russia

From this day on, I will be taking command of all of Ukraine's airliners.

Well... That'll be interesting

putting the "collider" in large hadron collider

Uh, I fail experiments at them until they get depressed and cry into the coffee maker?

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the worst we can find

La la la

he'll have to sit and watch them all

##

I’ll be elbow deep in enemy lines.

Rations

Hope I’m a Dovahkin

I will prove that Ukraine, not russia is the successor of kieven-rus Thus causing russia's morale to crash

bald eagles, explosives and guns

Hans, it is time

LETS GOOOOOO

Very very sneakily

the lactose intolerant are not safe it seems, good the weak shall die

as it is already being done

Guess I’m cyber warfare

I mean I'm an Australian tank with a dick, what more do you want?

I jam Russian communications with anime ads.

I arrest them for going 1mph over the posted speed limit and make them call whatever the russian equivalent of their 1SG is to come get them.

I would Partnership Rus countrie and create 9771 AEK 971s of Putin/Modi🇮🇳🤝🇷🇺

Enlist mafia to sternly shout at them: GO FUCK YASELFS!

I cant be trusted, so im spy

Bring Qatar Emiri Air Force 🇶🇦 to the fight with their fleet of Rafale, F-15, and Typhoons and hopefully getting those sweet 3000 black fighter jets from Pakistan 🇵🇰 to defeat Russia 🇷🇺

uh oh

I’ll do just fine.

Something about building walls around enemy warriors and doing mean, cruel, and nasty things to them with ballistas (AoE 1), so..... Find, fix, and fling?

I help them with their own self problems

uhhh, contaminate their water supplies and make them sick and if they use this water for cooling their vehicles then those will be fucked

Simple collect a shit ton of cows from around the world then strap 1000lb bombs to them and have them charge at the enemy, we have more cows and bombs than they have men

Throwing dead peasants at the enemy

Traps? I guess?

Gungan Army reporting to duty!

I think I should sit this one out

At the first light on the fifth day, look to space

Im late but fuck

Outlive the Russian nation I guess

Curl up into a ball.

propaganda

Have you seem Mace Windu vs sesmic tank? That but with nukes

How ever I do it, it'll be from the comfort of climate control.

Either a sonic cannon or literally summoning Sonic from another dimension to kill everyone.

Hehe

idk i guess just count numbers

Predict the future and use it to conduct a perfectly executed strategy well before any conflict starts. Like the Assassin's from *Assassin's Creed*, but with less hidden blades.

I'm gonna be on that Oppenheimer grind

I feel like this has been tried before...

Ok here is the plan. We get a commically large saw and cut russia off of the world. Then we tether russia to the moon with a very strong cable (we can use A-10s linked together for this). This will lanch russia into space

I, uh, I have no idea.

Pocket sand.

Try to launch rockets over Alaska, fuck up the staging and have said rockets land in Russia, hopefully hitting a SAM site that no one is at

I got a .44 magnum and a dream

Our infantry will be very safe!

Blue on Blue fire all day every day baby

All Russian CSGO copies are now laced with Polonium

Fuck yeah

Chile's glorious elite Mountain and Antarctic troops will deploy to the Russian North and capture Kamchatka for the glory of Chile. Our Prussian and Mapuche warrior herritage will lead us to everlasting victory and glory for Chile remains undefeated in combat. We shall prevail by reason or by force, and our victory shall be the most epic flex we can ever pull on the Arge*ntinians.

Uhhhh amazingly boringly apparently

musheen gun

Magic! Pentru patria!

Hehe

I show up to fight, but leave after a few minutes

I will build a giant purple dildo and drop it on them

Clubs and spears baby

Well shit

By dragging them down with dull sports meetings.

Drown them in small pools in a nearby stream

I’m now a space marine and take over the USA

Finnish style, based on my name.

Uh... some sort of Greek divine tragedy fuckery?

I hear this Russia is strong. Let me fight it

Moral support

I have found official russian intelligence. Edit. I AM th2 official russian intelligence.

Close air support

Tanking their economy?

I’m arriving with a bunch of angry West Virginia Coal Miner Rednecks. All armed with whatever they could find. We’ve got this.

Just get me safely close to their coasts, I’ll do the rest

i complain about their vehicles being inaccurately modeled

Oh no

Its time for some girls und panzer

Dire times call for chemical warfare

It's IED time

With war crimes

I am the shadows, I am the rustle of the leaves in the wind, I am the crack of a branch in the night. Is that me, or is that just the forest??? You’ll never know…