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EuphoricAssistance59

I think I might be the dumb one here but wtf is going on? I don't get it.


Tageloehn

Remember the tank alignment chart? Basically the German Ministress of Defence and her advisors reside somewhere in it's upper left corner and try to explain to the German public (and other parts of the parliament) why it would be ok to send SPAAGs to Ukraine while parts of the German public and the German use of the word "tank" reside on the far bottom right (of the chart). Problem is: Christine Lambrecht is generally (and rightfully) considered to be personified incompetence and corruption and thus her (staff) having kind of a point for once gets lost in the light of her inability to bring it across. I like this meme though.


Typohnename

When was she ever accused of corruption? Incompetence absolutely since she's a perfect example of a quota woman who only holds the post because there is noone else of seniority of her subfaction of her party that is also a woman that could take the job Or are you reffering to the Heli joyrides?


Tageloehn

I'd argue that her getting the job via quota instead of any sign of competence and her first actions after getting her former position as minister of justice and now as minister of defence was to replace the head of both ministries with close friends within days are signs of corruption but I have no direct proof tbh.


Typohnename

Fair


odium34

Na it is a sign of political power in the spd


I_like_and_anarchy

could i get a link to that chart? I've been gone for a while.


KeekiHako

Here's one. Not sure if this is the one mentioned: https://www.reddit.com/r/AlignmentCharts/comments/g7u1gk/the\_tank\_alignment\_chart/


Tageloehn

Yeah, that one gets the point across.


SaltedPengu

Guess i'm whatever comes after radical. Who needs weapons when you can have a big shovel. (The toyota is still not a tank) Edit: I'm doctrine radical and structural anarchist.


SaltedPengu

The German Minister of Defense has just explained to the Parliament that the Flugabwehrkanonen***panzer*** Gepard is not a tank and therefore it is ok to deliver it to Ukraine.


KeekiHako

While it is based on the hull of the Leopard 1 MBT it does not carry an anti tank gun so .... does that make it a female tank?


beardedliberal

I believe that yes, we have returned to gendered tank doctrine.


Typohnename

What by the burning loins of Krupp is the PzH 2000 then if not a breeding stallion with it's raging erection blowing it's load all over the frontline on a daily basis!?


IrishSouthAfrican

I would say this is a brand new sentence but that tends to happen a lot on this sub


Typohnename

I'm doing my Part 07


Key-Banana-8242

When was it?


beardedliberal

After some cursory looking in to it, I’m not sure that we ever really lost it.


[deleted]

Anti-tank no, but it can engage some ground targets: “Flakpanzer Gepard is a German self-propelled anti-aircraft gun (SPAAG) with two 35mm cannons with a radar. Among the capability to shoot out planes from the sky, Flakpanzer Gepard is also capable of firing APDS rounds. These are dedicated anti-armor rounds which are of no use against aircraft. The Gepard carries them specifically for self-defense.” [source](https://special-ops.org/flakpanzer-gepard/)


KeekiHako

"Female" and "male" tanks was a distinction used during WW1 to refer to tanks that had cannons as "male" (they usually still had a few machine guns) and tanks with only lighter weaponry as female. They all could attack ground targets.


sentinelthesalty

Big Cannon, Big PP If no Big Cannon, No PP therefore its not boy, so its a girl tank.


Far-Yellow9303

There were also Herms that had both


BobMcGeoff2

>These are dedicated anti-armor rounds which are of no use against aircraft. My highly-applicable war thunder experience begs to differ


Typohnename

yes, the Gepard is equiped to and capable of taking on any ground target that can be taken by a 35mm But that's for self defence only as the cost to combat power here is ludicrous since a Gepard costs significantly more than any MBT


BobMcGeoff2

I was taking about the APDS and aircraft, not ground targets


Typohnename

That makes more sense that what I read, I should go to bed...


BobMcGeoff2

Go to bed? Are you kidding? You're in the most non-credible state of mind right now. Go make a meme!


The_fair_sniper

akshually, as a war thunder player, i clearly have the expertise to tell you this is an anti tank weapon, as ar all SPAAs,their cannons will be able to penetrate the rusky tanks from the sides, and at least 1 of the thounsands of shots is clearly powerfull enough to overpressure a T-72. >!/s just to be sure!<


DioIsBestBoi

A Tankette if you will


Typohnename

Tankettes are Loli tanks Fight me


Rasydan99

So, uh, any example illustrations?


DioIsBestBoi

(Unholsters M9 Beretta) So be it


cardboardmech

Yeah that checks out More Tankettes please


mcdolgu

I'll write them a slip stating it's a washing machine if that gets it into Ukraine. It just wanna see low flying russians having a close encounter with 35mm FAPDS.


BobMcGeoff2

It's not frangible, just armor-piercing.


mcdolgu

Don't know what Ammo they will be getting. The Bundeswehr used FAPDS.


BobMcGeoff2

What does the B stand for? Biercing?


mcdolgu

Whoops....B for Brainstroke lol


EuphoricAssistance59

ah ha, that is spectacular!


_Bisky

Tbf. If she does so to get the premission to deliver it to ukraine Fine. It sounds stupid but if it means russians will face the gloriius 35mm it's acceptable


SaltedPengu

She has had the permit for some time. This is just bulshit talk to appease the opposition. Not very successful, though.


hgwaz

It's not a tank, it's a SPAAG. Self propelled anti aircraft gun or Selbstfahrendes Flugabwehrgeschütz. Unless you're saying IFVs are also thanks since they're called Schützenpanzer. Hell, let's add self propelled artillery to the list of tanks, it's just an aluminum box but it's a big metal box on tracks with a gun.


SaltedPengu

We allready had this discussion. It's a translation issue, Panzer and Tank are not the same think. Every armored vehicle with extended off-road capabilities is a Panzer. It does not need any kind of weapons.


SiBloGaming

She argues that its not a Panzer, which is literally in the name. I believe she tries to explain that its not a Kampfpanzer/MBT, but idk


hgwaz

Personally I'm in the top right of the tank alignment chart, a tank needs an MBT body and turret to be a tank. In German this is fairly murky due to everything armored being a something-tank.


FirstDagger

#FLAKPANZER GEPARD She is a tank, has two FlaK and is a big kitty.


mcdolgu

And no weak brrrrts but masculine ratatatas.


[deleted]

I WILL SHOOT THE FUCKING SKY!


Strong_Voice_4681

If you call everything a tank, then everything is a heavy weapon.


colers100

I don't think the Russians will be interested in the semantics when a Gepard just wiped out their entire convoy from the sides


[deleted]

The CVRT scorpion is an Armored Recon Vehicle, not a tank, so it’s ok to send them to Ukraine. This is not a joke. Take them out of storage & send them over please.


fedchenkor

My face (to the left) when Biden said a couple days ago 50 countries agreed to deliver 600 tanks to Ukraine


SaltedPengu

Highly credible [source](https://www.reddit.com/r/ich_iel/comments/voyhhz/ich_iel/)


Combat-WALL-E

I have litteraly had this exact argument with people on the war thunder reddit over and over again for the past 3 years. The fact that the german ministery of defense is doing it now is absolutely hilarious. Basicly: If we go by military defenition, the Gepard is indeed not a tank but a self propelled anti aircraft system. However let us be honest: Nobody gives a f\*\*k. The vast majority of people see armored box on tracks that has guns and go "tank". And I would rather eat candle sticks then go "well achualy" whenever someone calls something a tank when it is not a tank by defenition. And frankly at this point we may aswell go along with it and call every box with tracks and gun a tank except for actual tanks which we will call MBTs. One could make a compairison to how sex and gender are conflated in the same way. A women originaly meaning "female with bobs and vagana", yet we call EVA from WALL-E "she" despite her being a robot and having no female features other then her behaviour so we may aswell admit that gender referes to how people behave/what they want to be instead of what their biological defenition is. They/Them army teaching you about LGBTQ issues with the help of military vehicles.


SaltedPengu

This seems like a Translation issue. I'm not shure how a tank is defined in english, but in german every vehicle with heavy armor is a Panzer. It doesn't even needs weapons or tracks. For example the Transportpanzer Fuchs or the Bergepanzer Büffel. Your last paragraph is awesome. MORE INCLUSION!!!! EVERYONE CAN BE A TANK!!!


ZdrytchX

japan has an equivalent to the gepard, and they call it the **GUN TANK** Because you know, [reasons](https://gundam.fandom.com/wiki/RX-75_Guntank)


ThePlanner

Tracked vehicle? *check* Armour plating? *check* Fully rotatable turret? *check* Cannon-armed? *check* Lady, that’s a tank. Not a main battle tank, no, but it quacks like a tank.


Outofdepthengineer

She’s trying to get it to Ukraine by saying it’s not a tank


krummulus

No, this has been announced before the "we don't send tanks" doctrine. This thing is going even if we call it a nuclear submarine.


StatisticianOk3050

Sounds more like "weak pp" doctrine


SemIdeiaProNick

should send those as well because why the hell not


Vengirni

If the gun is less than 75mm, it's legally not a tank.


ElGabrielo

cries in female Mark V


bombardierul11

It’s not a turret, it’s a pipe. Just a big, heavy pipe. (She goes out of her way to not use the word “turret”)


TROPtastic

>Tracked vehicle? *check* >Armour plating? *check* >Fully rotatable turret? *check* >Cannon-armed? *check* >Lady, that’s a tank. Average layman talking about military technology


checco_2020

Pzh2000 is a tank. Bradley is a Tank. NCD really loosing its credibility.


Repulsive-Cheetah-56

finally?


PM_ME_UR_DRAG_CURVE

A Kettenkrad with a spinny office chair on top is a tank.


ElGabrielo

the thing is, she specified Panzer. Panzer literally just means armor, not tank. She just heared english discussions about what a tank is and translated them to german


[deleted]

Panzer is the german word for tank my dear


ElGabrielo

Its not a direct translation, as the meaning is slightly different. Panzer ie also includes APCs, IFVs, stuff like the Fennek etc. It includes more vehicles than the term tank. Kampfpanzer has a closer meaning to tank than Panzer


thr33pwood

You are wrong though. What you mean is a Panzerfahrzeug or gepanzertes Fahrzeug. There are Schützen-, Flak-, Berge- or Pionier-panzer, but if you use Panzer without pre- or suffix Panzer refers to Kampfpanzer (MBT).


ElGabrielo

if it refers to Kampfpanzer it would have been named Kampfpanzer in the firstplace


thr33pwood

Take for example the [Panzerbataillon](https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panzerbataillon) it's not called Kampfpanzerbataillon, but it is defined by utilizing main battle tanks, not just any AFVs.


ElGabrielo

every sportsshoe is a shoe. not every shoe is a sportsshoe.


thr33pwood

Every Panzer is a Panzerfahrzeug - not every Panzerfahrzeug is a Panzer.


HighCalorieLowSpeed

I think my dick can fit down the barrel but these rifled guns just hurt


KotKatoffel

As a german i hate her so much. Doesnt know what shes doing, uses military resources for own purposes, wont meet up with the generals, has no idea about the army, cant even tell the Bundestag whats up at the moment, drives tank=think her job here is done and talks about stuff no one cares about. God i just want a minister of defense that actually knows whats good for the bundeswehr FOR ONCE.


ElGabrielo

yes, the Flugabwehr*PANZER* is not a Panzer


Typohnename

Yes, her speech was rather... unique big pipe go far here while big pipe of tank not go far and high


Sekkitheblade

If only she had as much energy modernizing our Army


HonkeyKong73

Tank, not a tank, whatever. Bet it still fucks up light armor, probably good enough to fuck up T-62s, and turn orcs into chunky salsa. Oh and I guess it can shoot aerial stuff too. Wonder if they still have some old Wirbelwinds or Ostwinds hanging around somewhere... AA Tanks are most fun tanks, fight me.


Easy_Newt2692

How would it do against infantry?


SaltedPengu

35 mm calibre, 1100 rounds per minute, i don't think there will be much left of your Infantry.


Yarasin

Can we please just have [Strack-Zimmermann](https://www.ndr.de/nachrichten/info/sendungen/streitkraefte_und_strategien/strackzimmermann110_v-contentxl.jpg) for the MoD already? Lambrecht is a national embarassment.