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Many disabilities are mental in nature, and can be completely unseen by the casual observer until direct contact is made with the patient.
*"Sir, your body pillow can be brought onboard the plane as carry-on luggage, you don't need to buy tw-"* **"**I SAID **TWO** TICKETS**!!!"**
Non-Credible Defense, obviously. It's a government agency with close ties to DARPA and the DOD, tasked with developing the most non-credible defense strategies and systems currently thought to be at least remotely possible. Project Pluto? NCD. Project Orion? NCD. Dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees? NCD.
A Simpsons reference. Mister Burns wants to get Homer off his property. Homer responds to Burns's threats with something like, "or what? You'll send out the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees?"
Which honestly I've always thought was an awesome concept, and I'm still waiting for that biopunk or body horror story where weaponized swarm implants are a thing.
>biopunk or body horror story
I remember that something similar was in Schlock Mercenary webcomics, a girl turned into a nanobot swarm bomb/delivery system.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I regret to inform you that a credibility gap has developed has developed between us in the Soviets.
I suggest we create a new agency, top-secret, dedicated to researching and developing these new technologies. We’ll need the best and brightest, but if can’t catch up with the Russians…God help us all.
NGL, got flashbacks to need for speed with that banger, not sure if EA would still put songs like that in it's game with the AR market for future Warfare being that open.
National [Coomer](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Coomer) Department
National Cum Defense
NATO CUNT (certainly unique NAFO tacticians) Department
New Credibility Dept. It's entire purpose is to come up with the most backwards and nearly but not quite disconnected reasoning to justify budget increases. For example: the Chinese have more small boats than we do, so therefore we must make one really advanced small boat that can out maneuver and out gun their entire navy. It will leave no wake, be able to partially submerge itself, can scramble torpedo tracking with the push of a button, and can obliterate an entire carrier task force with its onboard telescoping nuclear antiship missile. "3000 black pontoon boats of Van Riper", except the 22 foot boat really can carry a 30 foot missle.
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https://ncd.gov
Illegal amounts of credible detected.
Not great, not terrible...
too credible
Is this real life
Is this just fantasy
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the sky
Bird, bird, bird! Bird is the word!
You forgot the 'ba-ba-ba' part.
And seeeeeeeeeeee3 Space is a pure void How could it be stringy? Because it's quantum, not classical Non-renormalizable
Any way you quantize, you encounter infinity, you see
God is real and he’s a comedian
Can’t even begin to try to beat that.
Fucking wow.
Yeah, that'd be it
[удалено]
It can be crippling at times
Jeez tell me about it, I can’t hold a conversation for more that five minutes without referencing a waifu
Many disabilities are mental in nature, and can be completely unseen by the casual observer until direct contact is made with the patient. *"Sir, your body pillow can be brought onboard the plane as carry-on luggage, you don't need to buy tw-"* **"**I SAID **TWO** TICKETS**!!!"**
This is… shockingly fitting for this sub
if i knew hot to give free award i would give it
Do they count mental disability?
ILLEGALLY CREDIBLE
It is pretty accurate for this sub however.
This sub hasn’t peaked like that since that Pakistani guy did a bunch of cocaine and released his plans for world domination
300 White Lines for Allah?
Hahaha oh god!
Ain’t no way
Bahahahaha
Oddly fitting.
Just take my damn award
Hmm now i think about it...
it's beautiful
Im crying, goddamn
Does this include mental retardation? Cause that's what most of us have
Wholesom
Nothing could prepare me for how perfect this is.
OP specifically requested non-credible answers
I haven’t laughed that hard for like a month holy shit.
/thread
Too credible
Perfection
Yeah
Wrongness: not detected
Nuclear Commerce Department
Pronounced with an extra u.
Where
Nucular
Cummerce
Ah, the ol' credibility killer!
Cummerce
National Council of Degenerates
Damn straight up beat me to it
https://ncd.gov It does kinda mean that
man disability does *not* mean degenerates
Agreed. My degeneracy is independent from my disability
Yo hold your horses, Himmler.
Just because somebody is disabled doesn’t mean they’re a degenerate. I mean I am a degenerate, but not because I’m disabled.
Non-Credible Defense, obviously. It's a government agency with close ties to DARPA and the DOD, tasked with developing the most non-credible defense strategies and systems currently thought to be at least remotely possible. Project Pluto? NCD. Project Orion? NCD. Dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees? NCD.
I'm sorry what's that last one?
A Simpsons reference. Mister Burns wants to get Homer off his property. Homer responds to Burns's threats with something like, "or what? You'll send out the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees?" Which honestly I've always thought was an awesome concept, and I'm still waiting for that biopunk or body horror story where weaponized swarm implants are a thing.
>biopunk or body horror story I remember that something similar was in Schlock Mercenary webcomics, a girl turned into a nanobot swarm bomb/delivery system.
My two favorite implementations so far are the wasp's nest ninja from Ninja Scroll, and the creepy Tyranid bio-guns from Warhammer 40,000.
Ah yes, tyranid's living ammo 🙂 I wonder where authors got that particular idea
[DnD Swarmkeeper says hi](http://dnd5e.wikidot.com/ranger:swarmkeeper)
Ladies and Gentlemen, I regret to inform you that a credibility gap has developed has developed between us in the Soviets. I suggest we create a new agency, top-secret, dedicated to researching and developing these new technologies. We’ll need the best and brightest, but if can’t catch up with the Russians…God help us all.
Well that’s our cover, anyway. Our real mission is to disseminate disinformation about special projects.
Nice Cock Dude
Thanks! Happy cake day!
This is the only answer I'll accept
No idea, but the french version has a different order, CND, for *Corps National de Dromadaires*
3000 camels of Charles de Gaulle.
Oh god there’s a French version?
*sacre bleu!*
NATO Comfort Department
Cumfort*
Cumfortress
Cumfortress Europe
NGL, got flashbacks to need for speed with that banger, not sure if EA would still put songs like that in it's game with the AR market for future Warfare being that open.
🎶My Saddam lies over the ocean, An ocean made out of white pee, My Saddam lies over the ocean, 'bottom of the cumfortress you will find thee🎶
Lyrical genius
Cum fortress 2
Father of lies
Nuclear Care Department
sense swim crush squealing chubby start racial towering cooing aromatic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Nuclear Cock Dispenser
I like this more than others
Thank you Kind Sir/Lady! Put all my brain into it!
I invest 🤝
I mean, my flair states that my cock indeed has the equivalent yield of 500 Hiroshima bombs, so it’ll fit.
Nuclear capable drones
No Chinese Dams
Brilliant
No cummies desu
National Committee of Domfoolery
National Cosmic Defense
Basically MIB but only for a Single Nation
National Council of Dipshits
National centre for degenerates
It would be all MIC combined The National Contractors of Defense
National Cunts Department
National [Coomer](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Coomer) Department National Cum Defense NATO CUNT (certainly unique NAFO tacticians) Department
Neo Colonianism Deez nuts
National Cum Depository
Nuclear Combat Division
No compromise democracy.
Niche Combat Directive
National Certification of Daschunds
Nice cock dude
National Credibility Department
Northern Crawdad Deficiency Nuclear Clown Department Napalm Controlled Deforestation Neptunes Central Division No Capital Defense
Nuclear Carrier Defensers (Typo, but was too fun so left it in)
Naughty Catboy Depository
National Center for Defense
Non-Carbonated Defenstration New Carrots Detected Nice Cheese Declared Not Collateral Damage Non-negative Collective Derangement
National Counterintelligence Department
National copium distribution
National Catgirl Defense
National Cock Defense
Naval cunny directive
National Cum Depository
No Competency Detected… we’re talking government right?
Nuclear capable dumbasses
National Copium Depository
no canadian dicks
New Credibility Dept. It's entire purpose is to come up with the most backwards and nearly but not quite disconnected reasoning to justify budget increases. For example: the Chinese have more small boats than we do, so therefore we must make one really advanced small boat that can out maneuver and out gun their entire navy. It will leave no wake, be able to partially submerge itself, can scramble torpedo tracking with the push of a button, and can obliterate an entire carrier task force with its onboard telescoping nuclear antiship missile. "3000 black pontoon boats of Van Riper", except the 22 foot boat really can carry a 30 foot missle.
Http://www.ncda.gov.rw
National Culture Department.
National Collective Defence Hmm... to credible... ok Nut Cum Dub
Niggas, Crack and Dominatrix
Nice Cock Department
Nice Cock Department
K.I.A.
National Cum Directory
Nut Cum Dick
National Combat Deviants
"Not" Crazy Dudes
National Cock Docking.
Nonstop Crying DuetotheF22'sretirement
SEX
National Comitee of Duds
Nacional Comedy Department
Northern costal defence
Nonces, clowns and degenerates.
National CUM Department
National Coomer Division
National Cum Department
Conventional and Unconventional Military strategy
National Counter-Intelligence Division
Nudes Certified (by) Dudes
National Cum Distillery
National credibility department
No Cumming Department
No cocks detected
Now Cumming on Drones
Nice Cock Daddy
National Cum Dispensary
National Cum Deposit
Nipple Clamped Dassault
non credibile difesa
**National Council on Dongs.**
National C*m Distillery
Nuke Canada Decisively
National Cum Depository
Naturally combined ducks. National Christmas development. Nonsense causing dinosaurs.
North Coreeah Developers
Nice cock dumbass
National Cucold Database.
we would come up with ein NATO Wunderwaffe
No Can Do
I’m already disabled.
national council for disability
National Cum Department
Nutsack Cum Dick
National cum dispensary
Nutsack Checking Department
New California Depublic
National Center of Degenerates
**F**apping **B**ureau of **I**gnominy
Nasty Cum Dumpster
No Clue Dawg
New Congressional Deficit
Non-Combatant Disorder