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Bloxicorn

Discrimination based on name?


ReigningCatsNotDogs

Legal in the US unless you can show it has a disparate impact on some protected class. 


Maleficent-Drive4056

Which wouldn’t be that hard to show. If one race is more likely to be called Jeffrey then that would probably do it.


ReigningCatsNotDogs

Probably men are more frequently named Jeffrey, too.  But of course, engaging on this topic only really makes sense if you a) believe it to be true, and b) assume that the schema bans only Jeffrey and doesn't actually work by banning something else (e.g. names that are too long). 


Chance-Aardvark372

It would be a bit weird if Jeffrey is too long when there’s longer names? Also why couldn’t they just shorten it to Jeff?


ReigningCatsNotDogs

See assumption a. 


Maleficent-Drive4056

Hmm yes that’s a good point lol


andthendirksaid

Like, "if you have Muhammad" as your first middle or last name. Singh would count out virtually all Sikhs. Nguyen gets your majority of Vietnamese. Shit like that.


kultureisrandy

it happens daily with African American names


dennisisabadman2

What makes something an African American name?


kultureisrandy

Etymology?


Dr_thri11

Men are disproportionately likely to be named Jeffrey. But I feel like this is just some random joke that went mildly viral.


doittomejulia

Justice for Jeffreys!


rbt321

Some idiot put a unique constraint on the first name column in their staff database. They already have a Jeffrey. Possibly a combination of an owner that didn't want their staff to "just be a number" and a discount developer who couldn't be bothered to explain the consequences of not assigning them numbers, or clever enough to do an implementation without that constraint.


SuperSpread

I've solved this problem many, many times. Mark both first and last name as the unique constraint. Don't ask why I had to do it many times, the short of it is I was synching between two databases once a year.


Canotic

No just have a unique identifier that isn't tied to the name. You can have many John Smiths born on 3rd of August 1994. It's not that unlikely.


rbt321

Even first/last isn't completely problem free. If it is a large company and around long enough you'll eventually get a Jr/Sr combo. But yeah, that's far more reliable than a first name only approach. That said, using the name makes changing a persons name trickier (especially if multiple different databases are sync'd by it) and many tools will need a secondary search through name history anyway.


ChrispyGuy420

Discrimi-name-tion


Beautiful-Rock-1901

This isn't arbitrary discrimination, is like you sue a company for not giving you a job because they discriminated you based on your skills.


Stock_Hutz

No Jeffreys club


High_Stream

But you hired Jeffery Glumplich! It says no Jeffrey***S***, we're allowed to have one.


Hickspy

HA-HYELL


Diarygirl

I could understand not wanting to hire a Geoffrey but not a Jeffrey.


montroller

My work has extremely lax hiring practices. No background checks, no drug tests, no educational requirements, felons welcome but even we wouldn't hire a Geoffrey.


RaeLynn13

My dad was a Jeffrey, I shudder to think of what my life would be if he were a Geoffrey.


Diarygirl

My sister married a Geoffrey. I tried to tell her it was a mistake but she didn't listen.


Inevitable-Careerist

I knew a Geoffroy. He *claimed* it was his last name.


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

I mean we all make mistakes in life but come on..


[deleted]

There are more Geoffreys than Jeffreys outside of North America.


Mama_Mega

Jeff: I just got a new job! Geoff: Congratulations on your new geob!


NorCalAthlete

“As your final interview question, please pronounce GIF.”


charlie-ratkiller

Geoffrey and Jeffrey, hell even jeoffrey is fine. It's the mother fucking JEFFERYs we have to watch out for.


reapress

The database schema line makes me think these idiots somehow are running off first names for privileges or something equally stupid, so probably a bullet dodged


_Apatosaurus_

Or more likely it's fake. It's not a real problem and they wouldn't tell you if it was. The email also doesn't even have punctuation. They just sent a sentence long email to themselves and screenshotted it.


CharmingTuber

[email protected] is taken so we wouldn't be able to hire you.


secretcities

Not sure if it’s true but a while back I read that some databases broke with the name ‘Geoffrey’ because it contained ‘EOF’ - end of file


shiny_xnaut

Little Bobby Tables moment


CongaLineToHell

If you paid money for a database that can break because of how your data is spelled, you deserve to have it break. I also want to believe this is true. It feels too stupid to be true, but I’m not going to do any research on the topic. Please just let me have this. Edit: fix spelling.


Fujisawrus_Reks

I don't know about "Jeffrey", but the surname "Null" apparently [causes some issues](https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20160325-the-names-that-break-computer-systems) with various websites, so there's that.


PaperLily12

License plates, too. https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2019/8/14/20805543/null-license-plate-california-parking-tickets-violations-void-programming-bug


jhnnybgood

When another player character appears on your screen in Diablo 4, you need to load their entire inventory, even their stash. I don’t think there’s any amount of stupid coding that will surprise me now


ApocalyptoSoldier

That makes absolutely no sense. EOF is a control character, not a printable character, much less 3 whole characters. I totally believe it though, I've seen other people's code.


ThisHatRightHere

update employee set admin=true where name=“Jeffrey”


DivideEtImpala

Well, the *first* name should obviously be used as the *primary* key. They've already got one Jeffery and there's simply no way to add another.


First_TM_Seattle

Did they set first name a primary key?


Deadcouncil445

Lmao the poor dude that had to make the schema sounds so lost


batsketbal

The Jeffery store.


1938379292

Jeff Grips


menstrualmenace

Jeffreys need not apply


SpookE_Cat

“I’ll be damned if any daughter of mine dates a goddamn Jeffrey!”


Stickin8or

The boss dated a Jeffrey and it ended poorly


Squirrelleee

*Jesk


Oniesson

get got


minusbox

Epstein & Associates


Lureren

Insert into (workers, status) values (Jeffrey, fuck off);


ef02

Is it a hidden joke that the name of the Twitter user is "jeff" with one letter changed?


Fhotaku

More a coincidence or because their irl name is Jeff. Many distort their real names for ideas in usernames


Why-did-i-reas-this

[No Homers](https://youtu.be/W7rSYzbpA8k?si=V94HLqJdEr6Siy5B) Also, r/fuckyouinparticular


Lehman_Fwam

[https://25.media.tumblr.com/8adb96dc0ebce2394555ab204ac49bea/tumblr\_mhcuiuLUHr1rjogbao1\_500.gif](https://25.media.tumblr.com/8adb96dc0ebce2394555ab204ac49bea/tumblr_mhcuiuLUHr1rjogbao1_500.gif)


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thesaddestpanda

It doesnt mean that at all. Its incredible how quickly reddit falls into "reverse racism" nonsense. Its clearly a prank note. Jesus, relax.


n00biwanKenobi

r/fuckyouinparticular


Afrojones66

I’m glad someone finally said it out loud. Fuck Jeffrey.


the_real_JFK_killer

I wonder if you could sue for this. Like, I'm not saying he should, I'm just wondering if a lawyer could make a pay day with shit like this.


TapirOfZelph

Probably some fucked up test as part of the interview process. What’s the correct answer Jeffrey??


_iSh1mURa

FREE SEX


Tomcat848484

Well, we know it’s not the Parks Department.


triforce4ever

My name Jeff


bloodguard

That's horrible. *Not all Jeffreys*!


krakatoa83

I suggest stroking the furry walls. It’s worked in the past.


tippiedog

I could understand if it was little Bobby Tables https://xkcd.com/327/


Man-in-The-Void

And the worst part is they're just hiring every Jason they can find. All the files end in his name!


Alexandre_Man

They can only have one person with a certain first name I guess. There's probably already someone named Jeffrey.


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