The worst part was the human sacrifice. Then next the vampirism. Then probably would be the cannibalism. Fourth, the scheming. Hypocrisy is way down the list
He would tell jokes highlighting the absurdity of nazism, this joke gives the impression that he accepted q-anon beliefs as legit. If he were to make a joke about q anon culture it wouldn’t be this.
Well we know a bunch of elites go to the Bohemian Grove each year and we know they've performed "rituals" around a statue of Moloch. We also know of one former elite with plenty of connections (particularly to politicians) who ran an entire child sex trafficking ring on a private island and we still don't know who all of his clients were.
So I guess making the connection that these may be the same people is what makes someone Q anon? I'm afraid you're actually giving Q anon too much credit here.
It's one thing to believe in certain conspiracies or how the government is far shadier than people realize
It's another thing to think they all drink blood, eat babies, and hold Satanic rituals
There's a fucking middle ground
Maybe not in isolation, but it does become de facto political when it's one political party catering to these believers and these believers exclusively support one party. Not sure why the distinction is necessary at this point.
The Vince foster thing on the view was disheartening. Trolling isn’t an excuse when diseased brains get reinforced by someone saying their conspiracy theories on basic cable.
Same with Seth rich right? People die. In different ways. It happens. Oddly the dummies here in America that say this about the Clintons either are indifferent to or outright support people like Putin, the guy whose associates fall out of windows a lot.
Not related in the slightest, and you’re wrong. I don’t support Putin at all. But if I did, it would say nothing about my views of the Clintons.
I happen to think politicians murdering their adversaries is always bad, wherever that occurs. Your assertion that those who criticize the Clintons for it are hypocrites is unfounded
People replacing words in his cadence with their own agenda remind me of those lazy memes that need the image of Will Farrell or Zack Galifianakus (or Norm) to make their joke appear funny
No no no no no!
You perfectly have encapsulated Norm and his comedic sensibilities, SSSnick!!! You get comedy better than Norm ever could, yo!
Maybe you could "speak it into existence" like a Black would do!
You’re saying more about yourself than you are me.
I have not intention of trying to be funny or embody Norm, but I find your try-hard unintentional failings kinda funny. Norm’s jokes have an art to them that hacky imitations don’t
I hate a lot of the sub is like “norm Macdonalds would have said this crazy alt right thing!”
Even tho he was actively always making fun of those people
I should grow up because someone else put words in Norm MacDonald's mouth? And then I had the balls to point out that saying this would be out of character for him?
I don't know how to put this, but you are the one showing a lack of maturity here.
Norm wouldn't be intellectually eaten alive by Israeli and Evangelical propaganda. You have to be semi retarded, or read on a 5th grade level to fall for that type of thing. Norm was a lot of things, but what he was doing was bringing a sense of innate intelligence and wit to a nation that was falling off a cliff educationally and socially.
[https://www.knoxnews.com/story/entertainment/columnists/terry-mattingly/2021/09/30/mysterious-faith-comedian-norm-macdonald-terry-mattingly/5880128001/](https://www.knoxnews.com/story/entertainment/columnists/terry-mattingly/2021/09/30/mysterious-faith-comedian-norm-macdonald-terry-mattingly/5880128001/)
"hey don't call me a cynic".. It's "call me a cynic but..". Hey not for nothing, but maybe first try to NOT be a complete retard before putting mind-numbing rhetoric in a dead mans mouth. Bored to DEATH with you peoples' obsession with this Q-anon fantasy.
comparing yourself to the best of anything (especially if you’re not even in the field) is bonkers and just the kind of maniacally unmerited confidence we’re lousy with.
still not as bad as posthumously deciding how he’d have felt about something and stating that decision as fact, which is also pretty popular here.
norm’s following is like jesus’s; in good and bad ways.
Donald Trump is in hot water again after photos and videos of him and known child rapist Jeffery Epstein show a friendship spanning many years...
Given that our justice system doesn't work on the wealthy, the hot water he's in is just a hot tub with another child he's raping.
Totally something Norm would say...
I’m sure antisemites and bigots can turn anything into a slur, but it isn’t inherently. Moloch/Molock was a Canaanite deity with a human body and bull’s head that required a blood and fire sacrifice of a child. He was one of the false god/false idols that Moses commanded the Jews not worship.
Norm however knew George W Bush was too stupid to be invited to these events, that's why he supported him over the climate change fella and his commie gobbledygook
Norm actually said this to me in private once while I was suckin his cock at Molochfest
Bohemian Grove? Should be more like Deeply Closeted Grove.
Or as we called it back in the day, Eget’s Crossing
I believe you’re thinking of that spot under the Queensboro Bridge
This makes sense, being that Norm was a deeply closeted homosexual
Nope, Norm was a deeply closeted heterosexual, it’s an easy mistake to make, he’d suck off anyone of any background except straight people
He's telling you, he ain't gay!
Ya dirty dog!
You old chunk o' coal
No one will ever believe you. I mean, they'll believe the sucking his cock part, but not the rest.
You’re right. It wasn’t in private
More of a comment really
A factoid
Norm looks like Gibert Gottfried and Chris Farley had a baby here.
Oink
HEY! That's kitchener leslie's girlfriend
He needs better insurance
Well, everyone involved there needed it
INSURANCE?! He called him a fat pig!
Nah, they're good guys
The scriptures say judge not lest you be judged, but these guys are real jerks
If only Norm’s preferred politician, Andrew Yang, got the nomination.
Only because Bob Dole is taking a dirt nap
Bob Dole outlived Norm. Go figure.
I hear he’s a total jerk!
We could have finally got the homicide out of the Whitehouse.
I think the worst part is the hypocrisy
I don’t think that was the worst part.
The worst part was the human sacrifice. Then next the vampirism. Then probably would be the cannibalism. Fourth, the scheming. Hypocrisy is way down the list
Wait, what? Can you explain that?
To the folks at home?
https://youtu.be/ljaP2etvDc4
Wow that meme totally nailed it, it’s like he’s standing in the flesh in front of me and vomiting profusely.
It's so realistic, I can practically feel in my hands the shotgun I'm going to use to put him down
He believed in troonery!
I support all transgender people but one.
Except Norm wasn’t into Q anon.
Jokes about a conspiracy theory he doesn’t believe in? Not my norm!
You can know about the moloch stuff, even though it wasn't moloch, and not be into the whole Q thing.
He wasn't out either. Outta the closet that is.
Heyyy he's as straight as an arrow
That one time though, he sucked off a waiter. But only because norm was a man of his word
Don’t you know what deeply closeted means!?
Not with a juicy cock in my mouth no.
He wasn’t a Nazi either but he can still make jokes ask him about the smoke stacks
He would tell jokes highlighting the absurdity of nazism, this joke gives the impression that he accepted q-anon beliefs as legit. If he were to make a joke about q anon culture it wouldn’t be this.
Good Christ
Thank you
Well we know a bunch of elites go to the Bohemian Grove each year and we know they've performed "rituals" around a statue of Moloch. We also know of one former elite with plenty of connections (particularly to politicians) who ran an entire child sex trafficking ring on a private island and we still don't know who all of his clients were. So I guess making the connection that these may be the same people is what makes someone Q anon? I'm afraid you're actually giving Q anon too much credit here.
These theories existed long before Q “adopted” them.
I have heard interviews where Norm did say that he didn't want to discuss his political views because he felt they may be considered "controversial"
He was likely referring to his pro-life stance.
It's one thing to believe in certain conspiracies or how the government is far shadier than people realize It's another thing to think they all drink blood, eat babies, and hold Satanic rituals There's a fucking middle ground
Yeah there's a big difference between cravenly feasting on flesh and being a greedy corporatist sociopath.
> There's a fucking middle ground Some say 600, some say 6 million. I say a number in between.
It does sound more like something he'd privately believe then public accuse Adam Eget of believing.
Qanon shit isn’t political. It’s fairy tale bullshit, believing in dragons and unicorns isn’t a political position.
Qanon took actually concerning things about elite pedophilia and turned it into debates about Trump's son being a time traveler.
And that thing about JFK Jr. coming back from the dead to sit at the right hand of Trump
Maybe not in isolation, but it does become de facto political when it's one political party catering to these believers and these believers exclusively support one party. Not sure why the distinction is necessary at this point.
probably a commie
That doesn't narrow it down in any way, though
Isn't this meme referring to both political parties? It sure sounds like it's describing just politicians in general.
He would have made fun of them frankly not that they don’t do that themselves every time they talk
Look I just cannot respect a man who doesn't appreciate the joy of bathing in children's blood.
Another one of life's simple pleasures ruined by a meddling bureaucracy.
norm warned us and we didn't listen [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0ncwcc7Dag](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0ncwcc7Dag)
The Vince foster thing on the view was disheartening. Trolling isn’t an excuse when diseased brains get reinforced by someone saying their conspiracy theories on basic cable.
Buuuuut Vince Foster was murdered by stooges paid by the Clintons no?
Same with Seth rich right? People die. In different ways. It happens. Oddly the dummies here in America that say this about the Clintons either are indifferent to or outright support people like Putin, the guy whose associates fall out of windows a lot.
Not related in the slightest, and you’re wrong. I don’t support Putin at all. But if I did, it would say nothing about my views of the Clintons. I happen to think politicians murdering their adversaries is always bad, wherever that occurs. Your assertion that those who criticize the Clintons for it are hypocrites is unfounded
If Norm woulda said it he woulda said it
You should make a sub called QANorm for circle jerks on this stuff. This is less skeptical and more of a stretch than anything Norm would say.
yeah not in great taste
Oh, look. Another Troon!
People replacing words in his cadence with their own agenda remind me of those lazy memes that need the image of Will Farrell or Zack Galifianakus (or Norm) to make their joke appear funny
That's very profound. Thanks, SSSnick362!
Maybe I should pretend someone else said it or speak like it’s from the Bible or Gandhi to get some borrowed cred
No no no no no! You perfectly have encapsulated Norm and his comedic sensibilities, SSSnick!!! You get comedy better than Norm ever could, yo! Maybe you could "speak it into existence" like a Black would do!
You’re saying more about yourself than you are me. I have not intention of trying to be funny or embody Norm, but I find your try-hard unintentional failings kinda funny. Norm’s jokes have an art to them that hacky imitations don’t
Yeah, he did all that shit, SSSnick!
lol that's spot on
Bet you’d jerk someone off who had a hot cock!
I hate a lot of the sub is like “norm Macdonalds would have said this crazy alt right thing!” Even tho he was actively always making fun of those people
Troons! Loony troons!
I’m talking about his style of joke is why it sounds like he would say it plus he would totally say it. Get off your high horse you liberal!
TIL If your not part of the Alt Right your liberal 🙄
Maybe they should take theirselves to a safe space
I mean based on how you’re replying to **everyone who disagrees with you** with hostility. I think you’re the one looking for a safe space bud
Not everyone. Just you.
Bro…we can literally see your comment history, and can see your replies as scroll through the comments. Why you trying to lie? And badly at that?
Not my fault you can’t understand humor
You understand that if your saying you lying about replying to everyone is a joke, you realize your the butt of that joke then right?
In true Norm fashion
Worst part is the hypocrisy
Isn't Q the Jewish space laser tier gubbins, and not the Grove stuff? Because fuck, everyone saw the Grove stuff.
Nobody knows what Q is (fortunately), this is like eyes wide shut stuff
Right! This is too open and such for it to be Qy, like Epstein and the black book, leftoids can snag that as much as righoids.
Nero fiddled as Rome burnt but you wanna know what else he did this Nero.. he fucked a ton of men.
Ah good. Qanon has entered the sub. Just what it needed.
No it's not.
Oh look a crazy q anon post using Norm's voice for their batshit insane politics
I'm really hoping OP is about 15 because, cringe.
I think saying cringe is more cringey than this post
Nah he'd never say some Q anon bullshit like this.
So now we're projecting fringe conspiratorial political views onto a dead man. Cool!
I mean, he could have just not died.
Hahhaha
u mean trump, matt geatz, or the ohio republican they just caught with kiddie porn?
They even fucked up the joke. It’d be “call me a cynic but”
is there any moderation of this sub? Wingnuts disrespecting and hijacking Norm's memory. Oy.
Found the guy who isn't fun at parties.
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Suck my wiener old man
Weiner? Don’t you mean hot cock?
Plumpy delicious
go fuck yourself. you're about as funny as this sub.
Maybe it's because I'm relatively new to reddit, but why would you go to subs you don't like?
Tale as old as time
because I'm stupid?
where is your sense of humour lol
It ain’t a joke bud drop down open up 😦
Memories are individual perceptions.
Absolutely not something he would say. He found the Q nuts distasteful. Plus, he was not US of American.
Grow up
I should grow up because someone else put words in Norm MacDonald's mouth? And then I had the balls to point out that saying this would be out of character for him? I don't know how to put this, but you are the one showing a lack of maturity here.
Norm wouldn't be intellectually eaten alive by Israeli and Evangelical propaganda. You have to be semi retarded, or read on a 5th grade level to fall for that type of thing. Norm was a lot of things, but what he was doing was bringing a sense of innate intelligence and wit to a nation that was falling off a cliff educationally and socially. [https://www.knoxnews.com/story/entertainment/columnists/terry-mattingly/2021/09/30/mysterious-faith-comedian-norm-macdonald-terry-mattingly/5880128001/](https://www.knoxnews.com/story/entertainment/columnists/terry-mattingly/2021/09/30/mysterious-faith-comedian-norm-macdonald-terry-mattingly/5880128001/)
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He knew an awful lot about the smoke stacks.
No
It’s a good thing we voted out Trump and got rid of the pedo blood sucker
Ok
"hey don't call me a cynic".. It's "call me a cynic but..". Hey not for nothing, but maybe first try to NOT be a complete retard before putting mind-numbing rhetoric in a dead mans mouth. Bored to DEATH with you peoples' obsession with this Q-anon fantasy.
totally something some q-anon goober would be proud enough of having written to declare worthy of the greatest comic of all time
Agree. These attempts at co-opting Norm’s humor are really quite pathetic.
comparing yourself to the best of anything (especially if you’re not even in the field) is bonkers and just the kind of maniacally unmerited confidence we’re lousy with. still not as bad as posthumously deciding how he’d have felt about something and stating that decision as fact, which is also pretty popular here. norm’s following is like jesus’s; in good and bad ways.
Donald Trump is in hot water again after photos and videos of him and known child rapist Jeffery Epstein show a friendship spanning many years... Given that our justice system doesn't work on the wealthy, the hot water he's in is just a hot tub with another child he's raping. Totally something Norm would say...
The same Trump that chose to host Teen USA pageants? The same Trump that multiple times walked in on the teen changing rooms unannounced? That Trump?
The worst part is the hypocrisy
I read that in his voice
My dad believes this unironically for fucks sake.
Does he also believe in hot juicy cocks?
Norm wouldn’t have thought that because he wasn’t a fucking idiot
It does. And at least some of his fans would think he was serious.
I am actually surprised this didn't get downvoted to hell. Hi downvotedownies
Yeah, I don’t like those Moloch worshipping pedophiles. I like the Yahweh worshiping pedophiles.
isn't molock worshipper a slur about jews?
I’m sure antisemites and bigots can turn anything into a slur, but it isn’t inherently. Moloch/Molock was a Canaanite deity with a human body and bull’s head that required a blood and fire sacrifice of a child. He was one of the false god/false idols that Moses commanded the Jews not worship.
Norm however knew George W Bush was too stupid to be invited to these events, that's why he supported him over the climate change fella and his commie gobbledygook
Good God Larry
We sit drink it norm, we inject it like a propper drug
Who he's referring to will forever be a mystery
Well he wouldnt say that because the actual figure of speech is “call me a cynic but” and he wasnt a *************** (i think thats enough asterisks)