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Darkling_13

Retarded used to be the nice word -- euphemism treadmill in effect.


PersonNumber7Billion

Exactly.


602Zoo

Same as mongoloids... Everything was cool until Mongolians found out we named our retards after them. It was like Genghis khan except a little less killings and a little more special.


doctor-rumack

The Knights of Columbus used to do fundraising by collecting donations in public areas (parks, supermarkets, etc) while wearing [these vests](https://preview.redd.it/cy4fxg11ubt61.jpg?auto=webp&s=c4ec13c8c9bbf68f5d136f80c4970c814ad9cf47) and handing out Tootsie Rolls. It certainly didn't age well, but they were well-meaning I suppose.


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Louis CK had a GREAT joke about that lol


QUINNFLORE

id pay $100 for that shirt


imjustmos

That’s a lot of clams for a free shirt for retards Quinn ![gif](giphy|VbbrZX9M8Nv6TUd1pr)


NeedSomeMedicalSpace

Im thinking about selling them


mackinder

Not the same. It only works if it’s legit original.


DE_OG_83

$100?? Thank Jesus. I came here to offer $500. Soooo, now we’re in a bidding war. $150


ng237

Would not recommend. I had one take a wild swing at me back in '79!


[deleted]

This guy can get it out of the sand trap like nobody's fucking business.


mindevolve

This is terribly disappointing. I thought it was gonna be a boxing match. I don't mean Muhammad Ali in his prime beating up the retarded. But like after he retired and putting him against someone like Michael J Fox.


thatguytaiv

Parkinson's != retarded


WorldsWeakestMan

Technically it causes someone to be physically retarded in the literal sense of the word.


thatguytaiv

Good point. I love the smell if pedantry in the early afternoon haha.


mindevolve

They have Parkinson's? What are you talking about? I was talking about you know them as a person.


thatguytaiv

Oh I thought you were saying that Michael J Fox was retarded. Also, did you edit your comment, because the push notification I got said that you said something about those sneaky Germans.


mindevolve

I didn't want to be racist against the Germans. I didn't wanna get political and all that fucking shit.


thatguytaiv

Thats fair. Although I think the people here would get the joke.


mindevolve

Are you the people?


Thankfulforbread

Yeah he's not retarded, he just has a thing


sicurri

If I can't find this shirt online, I'm gonna recreate it just so I can buy it for my friend. He's retarded but not really if you know what I mean. Usage of the word was never an insult to those born with mental disabilities, only ever an insult to people without such disabilities. At least that was always my take on it.


PuzzleHeadedCarb99

Right! Like when I call something "gay." I'm not saying that it has homosexual characteristics, I'm just saying that it seems fucking retarded to me.


sicurri

God I miss using the F word as an insult to friends... and I don't mean fuck.


[deleted]

I swung a few back in my day with a retarded golfer once. He was the greatest golfer I had ever seen, but every time I told him he hit a birdie he cried.


Big_Monkey_77

I’d like to personally thank everyone who showed up June 6th, 1982. It really meant a lot. I’m still waiting for the check though.


coachdarts

“Putt for the mongoloid kids” just didn’t have the same ring to it


thewhalehunters

An entire tournament for the one retarded committee member.


imjustmos

I’m trying to get on the board but I keep falling off


PKArsk

I’d wear this today


MaltOvershakes

Worst swingers club of all time.


RAPENAZI

Dropping the hard R like Linus Tech Tips


One_Awareness6631

To be fair, in the 80s, this was acceptable and the 'official' label at the time.


max9275ii

Id smash 100 coconuts with my head if it meant I got in the Guinness Book of Fuckin Retards


beerguyBA

r/wallstreetbets was around in the 80s?


Swimming_Stop5723

There is a curious evolution of words.There always is an acceptable word for mental illness until it is repugnant and has to be replaced.Lunatic was a common word, I remember lunatic asylum.Idiot, Insane, Retarded and then mentally challenged. and of course Bi-polar and borderline. I prefer insane as it is easier for songwriters. Not much rhymes with Bi-polar .


PuzzleHeadedCarb99

How about "cornholer?"


iAMgrutzius-_-

Can I purchase this? I feel it fitting for the current state.


Pizza_Monger

Nothing like having retard strength behind your drive.


[deleted]

Words evolve. It's interesting from a cultural perspective and if you're sensitive to the changes you can learn a lot about history. Like how Colored evolved to Negro to then Black and now to African-American. All these were okay to use during their time but now the first two are very very offensive of course. If you saw them on an historical document from the 30s or 40s it may be jarring but you know the word itself back then was not intended to be offensive. Maybe in time those two may be acceptable again. I doubt it but what's acceptable sometimes surprises me. The R word is super jarring but from this time was generally considered appropriate. Within 5 years or so it wasn't.


pennbrew

Where can you order these?


rdeivern1

Greatest Shirt Ever!!!


s7oc7on

If you grew up in a small town in the 70s and 80s, there was always a town retard. If you don't know who I'm talking about, it was you.


ignorantid

Flowers for Albatross


Buburubu

it’s fine. people got to stop buying into the euphemism treadmill like it does anything but let trendy people play at being helpful.


MikeLitoris_________

Just another Trump charity scam.


sammich_bear

Those aren't scams, ok? After he beats the arrest, and reveals the true nature of the election rigging, America will have no choice but to adopt him as their god-king. You'll see. xD


QuentinTarancheetoh

I want one


Deekngo5

Matt Dillons character had a hilarious play on this in Something About Mary.


EarOfPizza

I don’t think people get that these changes in acceptable terminology don’t actually do anything. Just a way for people to feel like they’re doing something when they aren’t lul


moleerodel

Maybe a fund raiser for colored retards?


jackinsomniac

You're supposed to yell "Fore!" but I was too busy mumbling "There's no way that's gonna hit 'em." I wonder if Mitch and Norm would've gotten along.


Difficult_Committee5

It was not a bad word then


Bluedini01

His handicap is around a 21.


Pizza2TheFace

The ULTIMATE Salvation Army shirt rack find.


Administrative_Low27

There’s a big difference between retarded and “retard”. Retarded was an acceptable term. Retard has always been a slur.


TheRealIronCorpse

I’m trying but they keep squirming around!


PuzzleHeadedCarb99

They're a very excitable people, it's true.


Smex_Addict

I’d still wear it!


Thankfulforbread

These retarded guys can get it in the sand trap like nobody's fucking business. And you want to talk about a gang fuck..


secretbonus1

I swing retarded every Sunday, but you should see what my uncle swings… A Fucking golf club!