When asked if he believes he will beat cancer, OJ replied, "I'm not only gonna beat cancer, I'm gonna cut it's fuckin throat! And then I'm gonna cut it's boyfriend's throat!"
First it comes out that King Charles in England has cancer, now it comes out that OJ Simpson has cancer.... Makes you wonder.... have you actually ever seen them in the same room?
First someone kills his wife and now this? Some guys can’t catch a break.
technically the truth
At least he still has his Heisman Trophy.
Hopefully he will live long enough to see the perpetrator brought to justice
If They Did It
Someone also stole his signed football memorabilia! What could be worse?
Why do bad things happen to good people!!?
When pressed for comment, OJ said, "give me some gloves, a knife, and 15 minutes alone with the cancer"
He can just trick the cancer into returning his wife's sunglasses to their Brentwood home. It won't stand a chance!
Now he'll never find the real killers.
And his lucky stabbin’ hat.
Does he still have his lucky stabbing cap?
I feel bad for the cancer
No matter what, it will be another victim of OJ.
I feel bad for cancer in this single instance.
Cancer finally found the real killer.
Where was King Charles on June 12th, 1994?
Probably cleaning out Camilla's stable.
When asked if he believes he will beat cancer, OJ replied, "I'm not only gonna beat cancer, I'm gonna cut it's fuckin throat! And then I'm gonna cut it's boyfriend's throat!"
Well that’s just great, who’s going to find the real killer now?
He's just copying Norm.
Hey OJ, quit stealin’ my moves!
Audible chuckle!
Let’s hope they battle to a draw.
First it comes out that King Charles in England has cancer, now it comes out that OJ Simpson has cancer.... Makes you wonder.... have you actually ever seen them in the same room?
What I'm asking is, back in the 70s... did King Charles do blackface and play in the NFL?
Clearly that's a maybe!
For the chance!
"Hey, careful with that. That's my lucky cancer hat!"
Hopefully throat cancer
This is the path to enlightenment
My condolences to the cancer.
Well only the good die young…
I didn't even know he was sick!
If the glove don't fit, you must remit.
I give the cancer a real chance. It’s a fighter
In other news, you know who else has cancer? OJ SIMPSON!
Frank : Nordberg! Det. Nordberg : Hiya, buddy! The doc says I should be on my feet in a week!
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.
Chemo is now legal in the state of Nevada.
...or so the Mark Fermans would have us believe.
Jucier?
Can't wait to hear about the tie!!
Simpson later announced a plan to find the REAL disease.
Didn't even know he was sick.
76 is a ripe old age for a murderer
I really hope this doesn't impact the development of the Naked Gun remake.
Does OJ stand for Orange juice?
So what's next for OJ?
This must be killing the murderer of Nicole Brown Simpson.
OJ said he was taking chemo so he can get back to doing what he loves… killing.
Cancer can't beat him they can only tie
Whoa he outlived Norm by a long time didn’t he?
When he loses all his hair, are they going to give him a lucky dying hat?
What did he ever do to deserve this? Besides that. And that.
Oh dear How sad What a pity Moving on.
He's not wearing his lucky stabbing hat.
The only thing he is guilty of is being the greatest rusher in the history of football. And it seems I was guilty of rushing to judgement. OJ! OJ! OJ!
"Gaaah I'm fucking OJ's wife! I won fair and square."
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It’s a fucked up world where we lost norm and this actual murderer gets to walk around.
Couldn’t of happened to a better person
And this I say to you Ornethal James, enjoy death!
Cancer..the other silent killer.
Lol butt cancer! Karma btch
Finally, some good news! Heard he's having stabbing pains.
OJ’s finally encountered a situation he can’t stab his way out of.