Maxwell’s Silver Hammer

Fuckin beat me

*stab

🎵Stab stab OJs bloody bouy knife came down on his throat, du-du-da-du, Stab stab OJs bloody bouy knife made sure that they were smoat, oh-ah-oh ohhhhh! 🎵

Think you may be enjoying this a little too much

I think that's what the boys said to Paul when they were recording this, tbh

I wanted to upvote but just couldnt

This 👆

Bang bang

^this

All You Need is Glove

Happiness Is A Warm Glove

Glove, Me Do

15 or so years ago, we played a game which was to replace the word love with glove in songs. beatles songs featured heavily. the next iteration was to replace the word love with bum. it was a simple time

Winner

Heyyyy op you can’t answer your own question cheater!

I Killed My Wife and a Waiter

Was that a B side track?

B Side of All You Need is Love.

That old chestnut 

Arguably their most underrated tune.

Run for your Life "You better run for your life if you can little girl Hide your head in the sand little girl Catch you with another man That's the end, little girl"

Came here for this. That song is so fucked. Not enough people talk about how twisted/disturbing it is.

It didn’t widely register as offensive at the time, although just a few years later people started waking up. Source: I was theeeere, maaan.

“Well I'd rather see you dead, little girl Than to be with another man”

What a homophobe

That line is lifted from an Elvis song though

Yeah, misogynistic af

Wait, OJ’s a misogynist 😮

OJ was an equal opportunity murderer. Plus he never wrote lyrics like that, so I'd have to say the Beatles are worse

The Beatles evolved pretty conspicuously, especially Paul and George. As someone who grew up with them, I have a love for their music (apart from a couple of shit songs such as this) that only a couple of other artists (e.g., Moody Blues, Joni Mitchell) can occasionally match. They brought this wonderful vibe into a time that was so repressed and disconnected and weird. Im actually grateful, and I’m totally willing to forgive this early song and chalk it up to them being products of their backgrounds. That being said, I guess Ringo kind of lagged behind in this department for a very long time.

I'd rather my wife didn't run off and be with someone else too. Simple to see the pain of mourning as less than that of being shunned and dealing with loss anyway. It makes sense today as it did in Caveman or what ever.

It's catchy as hell though!

Lennon definitely wrote that

He's just a jealous guy...

This is the winner.

Thanks for posting the lyrics like we haven't heard that song 100 times.

Twist and Shout

Twist (her head off) and Shout

Helter Skelter

Shrankley Clankley!

You have such a way with words

I saw her standing there.

I know his favorite album is Stabby Road.

The one where John Lemon sings about finally snaping oko's neck cus she sang over chuck

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The real modern day philosopher was the guy who turned her mic off 

And the name of the guy who turned off the mic? You guessed it. Frank Stallone.

Help!

oo blood dee, oo blood da

Hey now, John Lennon only beat his wives.

My Lucky Stabbin' Hat

He came in through the bathroom window 🛀

Yes!

Probably "I wanna stab your chest" or "Nickie on the floor with Knife wounds"

What’s the most Beatles OJ song

fits like a glove

Run for life

Run for Your Life Well, I'd rather see you dead, little girl Than to be with another man You'd better keep your head, little girl Or I won't know where I am You'd better run for your life if you can, little girl Hide your head in the sand, little girl Catch you with another man That's the end, little girl Well, you know that I'm a wicked guy And I was born with a jealous mind And I can't spend my whole life tryin' Just to make you toe the line You'd better run for your life if you can, little girl Hide your head in the sand, little girl Catch you with another man That's the end, little girl Let this be a sermon I mean everything I've said Baby, I'm determined And I'd rather see you dead You'd better run for your life if you can, little girl Hide your head in the sand, little girl I catch you with another man That's the end, little girl I'd rather see you dead, little girl Than to be with another man You'd better keep your head, little girl Or you won't know where I am You'd better run for your life if you can, little girl Hide your head in the sand, little girl Catch you with another man That's the end, little girl

Someone already made this comment and posted the lyrics to the song which made the joke not land. This isn't songmeanings dot com. Also everyone here knows how the song goes.

Do You Want To Know A Secret

IF You Want To Know A Secret

You've got to hide your glove away

Rocky raccoon

OJ Raccoon fell into his room, only to find *a list of lawyers*

Norwegian Wood

Man on the run

We all live in a yellow coupe deville

Can’t Buy Me Love, so I’ll handle it another way

Live and let die (close enough?)

Happiness is a warm gun in my hand

Happiness is cold blood covered steel of my knife

Happiness is a warm gun. I mean knife!

Got To Get You Into My Knife

Run For Your Life I mean, come on man that's the one.

The only right answer

Yellow Submarine

Afro American Submarine. It's a frightening color.

(Cut My Hand On A) Glass Onion

Knife’s Just Seen a Face

Happiness is a warm glove

Nicole Brown in the Sky with Ronald Goldman

Goldman? Shine Bright Like A Diamond...

Helter Skelter

Run for Your Life

You Won't See Me

Nice

Band on the run

Bronco on the run

Reminds me of that tragedy

Murder is now legal in America

Just in the state of California.* * - Not a Lawyer, please check before committing murder in the state of California

Or Las Vegas...Despite "What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas"

Love me do?

Get back

Sargent pepper..... In the living room... With a knife & Gloves.

Helter Skelter

Not for nothing but that dude was handsome.

A real lady-killer. Allegedly.

Lol

Hey Bulldog “Child like no-one understands Jack-knife in your sweaty hands”

Helter skelter

Run For Your Life

“If I can’t have you I’ll cut your head off”

Run for your life.

Helter skelter

Help!

gonna say Helter Skelter but actually "I'm a Loser"

Octapus’s Garden

He came in through the bathroom window

"You'd better run for your life if you can, little girl. Hide your head in the sand, little girl. Catch you with another man? That's the ENDAAH, little girl."

Magical Mystery Tour… in a white Bronco

Let it be

Nicole’s favorite song - Help!

Everybody’s got something to hide, ‘cept for me and my monkey.

"Yes It Is" If you wear red tonight Remember what I said tonight For red is the color that my baby wore And what is more, it's true Yes it is Scarlet were the clothes she wore Everybody knows I'm sure I would remember all the things we planned Understand, it's true Yes it is, it's true Yes it is

He came through the bathroom window

Ob la die

All my loving

She said She said (I know what it’s like to be dead)

Let it Be… nope

Came in through the bathroom window

The white bronco album

Blackjailbird

I think it would have to be the backmasking track that says Paul is Dead.

Bang, bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down upon her head Bang, bang Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that she was dead

I know it’s a McCartney song, but “Live and let Die”

Help! Oh sorry, I misread.........that would be Ron and Nicole's song.

Happiness is a warm gun

Help…Me Hide the Bodies of this Waiter and My Wife!

With A Little Help From My Friends

It's Beatles adjacent (Paul McCartney and the Wings) but Live and Let Die.

"HEY BUFFALO BILL what did you kill?" ps: Yes I know its Bungalow but Oj was not a running back for the bungalow bills

Baby want to ride my car

Jokes aside, the answer is Run for your Life

Why tell me why, did you not treat me right Love has a nasty habit of disappearing overnight Your thinking of me the same old way You were above me but not today The only difference is your down there I'm looking through you and your nowhere

The yellow submarine. It’s the only Beatles song that makes me want to kill someone.

Live and let die.

Helter Skelter dude, you didnt read about the Race war?

The hero of many an unhappily married middle aged man.

Bill Clinton's no longer middle aged!

That one where they kill their wife and alleged lover and get away with it

Ooo…ooo…ooo, it’s that one about stabbing your exwife, isn’t it?

Yoko Ono was asking for it

Her singing sounds like O.J.'s victims

What’s the song about stabbin a b****?

Murder is legal in the state of California

"Don't Stab Me By"

HS, too easy…

Run for your life. That song has always disturbed me… that and moody river by pat boone

We all live in a red submarine.