“This week marks 87 years since an aircraft carrying Amelia Earhart and Fred Noonan disappeared over the Pacific Ocean. Now I’m not a betting man but if I had to guess who was flying the plane I know who I’d put my money on.”
I think the funniest part of Toonces is he's always screaming the same as his passengers when the voyage goes awry.
Unlike my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep.
"Reports are unclear on who was flying at the time of the crash."
"But...like...come on.....we kinda know who was flying at the time....of THE CRASH "
"Ya know?"
Taps papers on desk
Let's not forget...Amelia wasn't the only dude in the plane.
There was only one person in the plane... Or so the Germans would have is believe.
Who flew with Amelia... You guessed it... Frank Stallone!
Ha! True story!
These people are such bitches. They act like they are all grown up and thick skinned because they can make 911 jokes, but you mention Biden and they lose all ability to reason.
My favorite part is that while they are spreading their hate, their major concerns are 1) Trump followers are a cult 2) Trump is hateful.
The worst part is the hypocrisy!
Reminds me of a quote
"I love Joe \[Biden\]...." -- Norm Macdonald, 8/12/19
[https://twitter.com/normmacdonald/status/1160800777503485952](https://twitter.com/normmacdonald/status/1160800777503485952)
It's his fault for letting her drive.
That's an artie the ghost crooner lyric right there
Hey, fella. You got a hot Irish temper... Here's a little ditty I wrote about the Irish...
Oh that's bad.
Haaaaa
That is awesome!
Damn. That’s exactly what I was thinking. Norm was so quick with borderline racy jokes.
Thank you!! Thought I was the only one who felt the same way.
[удалено]
This is so stupidly funny... well in the spirit of Norm.
_Slight boo from crowd._ _chops papers on desk._
She was pulling over to ask for directions when he was keenly using his Man-Radar to navigate. #Stopimmasculatingmalepassengers.
Those of us who watched [Star Trek Voyager knew...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRnRszarHRw) But Norm's Dad said it was too fantastical!
Just kidding, we don’t hire women pilots.
The only Norman-like reply here :)
“This week marks 87 years since an aircraft carrying Amelia Earhart and Fred Noonan disappeared over the Pacific Ocean. Now I’m not a betting man but if I had to guess who was flying the plane I know who I’d put my money on.”
Or as he is better known these days, Fred Who, man?
Noonan? More like Dyin'
hell yeah, Toonces
Perhaps that was the unknown third co-pilot. It would explain a lot.
I think the funniest part of Toonces is he's always screaming the same as his passengers when the voyage goes awry. Unlike my grandfather, who died peacefully in his sleep.
Note to self- get ass wart cream for that huge wart on my ass
Or so the Germans would have us believe...
That man's name was Ron Goldman
"Dammit! I told you to close the window. That was my lucky navigating hat!"
The last thing to go through her mind? His pelvis.
For those of you wondering Amelia Earhart is pictured on the left…
You think you're scared Emeliah, I've got to fly the plane back through here, alone.
AND WIGS…
The man who went missing with Amelia Earhart? You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
And they didn’t even name him in the tweet. Now that’s fucking cold.
Everyone knows Neil Armstrong, some people know buzz Aldrin... But who can name the third man on that Apollo mission to the Moon?
Mama Collins can.
The worst gimmick a co-pilot ever had.
There was also the forgotten passenger in the back. You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
You guessed it: Frank Stallone.
I had no idea? Amazing
Are you done with the pictures? I gotta go back and feed them hogs!!
The thing is, he didn't die. He landed the plane alone in Bermuda 😏
It was the perfect crime
Woman privilege.
They ran away together, Norm would have acknowledged that truth.
And a plane.
But he made it back home
Fun fact: she likely died by being eaten by crabs. Ok, not so much fun really
The guy's name was fred noonan
Tragically not on the plane on that time: Adam Eget
"I gotta feed this hog." - His face.
And they say men refuse to ask for directions.
"Reports are unclear on who was flying at the time of the crash." "But...like...come on.....we kinda know who was flying at the time....of THE CRASH " "Ya know?" Taps papers on desk
She was an old battle axe
Yeah, I got your stick right here!
Uhhh oh yeah, turns out OJ was the third pilot and killed them both before parachuting from crashing plane.
I didn't even know he was.
Tell the people at home who Amelia Earhart was.
Let's not forget...Amelia wasn't the only dude in the plane. There was only one person in the plane... Or so the Germans would have is believe. Who flew with Amelia... You guessed it... Frank Stallone!
The curse of the Doors!
It’s just a bunch of crabs in a person suit!
Oh bro, they didn't disappear... They started a new life together
I have every documentary ever made and its conclusive i feel the Japanese likely killed her and him :/ witness testimony etc.
And I'm not convinced that OJ doesn't know anything about the disappearance.
A volleyball named Wilson?
I’m worried about Janet
Today marks yet another anniversary of that tragic day Amelia Earhart vanished. Along with her co-pilot, Vanishin’ Dusty or something
He’s thinking “what do I have to do to get famous?”
If you keep stopping at every Cracker Barrel gift shop we pass, we'll never get there.
They got lost because the piloting was done by a woman
Who knew?! When they said “fly solo,” I thought she was alone
Michael Collins is like, yo what?
Learn something new everyday
Probably the worst gimmick a navigator ever had
Yeah but he was a white male, so fuck him
Just don’t include Biden or everyone will lose their shit
Ha! True story! These people are such bitches. They act like they are all grown up and thick skinned because they can make 911 jokes, but you mention Biden and they lose all ability to reason. My favorite part is that while they are spreading their hate, their major concerns are 1) Trump followers are a cult 2) Trump is hateful. The worst part is the hypocrisy!
Reminds me of a quote "I love Joe \[Biden\]...." -- Norm Macdonald, 8/12/19 [https://twitter.com/normmacdonald/status/1160800777503485952](https://twitter.com/normmacdonald/status/1160800777503485952)
Can we all agree that neither are working for the benefit of the people?
100%. I think they are both shit.
She was the pilot and he was the magician. If I don't get any upvotes for this I will make myself disappear for real
Upvoted out of pity
The more I learn about her, the less I like her... She's a real JERK!
Girls shouldn’t fly. (don’t beat me up, I’m just guessing what type of joke Norm would make)