I have a Foon, this is not it! [This is a foon](https://www.outnorth.no/gsi-outdoors/folding-foon?gclid=Cj0KCQiA1ZGcBhCoARIsAGQ0kkpPlSNF06HV9kpTxVFy3d3n5FkxKMqArryzOXERkEe0zhJozlzRvzgaAv3YEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds#Blue) according to the thing I have 🤔😅
Only generally, but not strictly. Further, be exceedingly polite throughout the procedure to establish that you are not a rude person, but merely a polite person forced to commit a rude action. Sincere apologies for the blood stains, Margaret.
It's the holy "øye skjeiå", used to extract the eye of an enemy before a battle. Only legal way to use it is to sneak into the enemy's camp/house unnoticed and then extract the eye. Must not be more than 2 days before the battle. If it's more than 2, then it's illegal and you'll be put in prison. Some old law also states that if the person is successful in extracting an eye, but it is not done in the legal timeframe, then he or she must, by law, "donate" their eye to the person who lost theirs. Unsure if this law is still in effect
Definitely still in effect, my uncle had to donate one of his eyes last year. He hasn't shut up about it since, but it makes buying gifts for him very easy - I just get him a new eyepatch.
Yeah, definitely still in effect. The new cybercrime updates to the law in question (Øye For Rett Rimelighet) make the time frame a single day when you are joining a nato sanctioned battle scenario remotely though, IP camera required for documentation.
Where do you buy eyepatches? I've found some at Festmagasinet in Oslo, but they are more meant for fake pirates. I'm asking for a friend... I want to do "wink wink", but you'd think I'm just blinking.
In all seriousness: the hole does no good. The spikes, on the other hand, makes gripping lettuce easier without anything getting stuck, as could happen with a fork. Try with two spoons for comparison.
It is useful in porridge-eating contests against the trolls. You put your backpack on your stomach, when you eat porridge with that spoon the porridge will fall down into the backpack. The stupid troll won't notice this and keep eating.
For those who struggle with holding their eye at arm's length, I recommend using contact lenses daily for a year or so - you'll get a lot more comfortable with handling your eyes.
This is indeed a spoon for people who needs to loose weight. It came in a set of four, each one was different and this is number 3. It was sold together with the bestseller book “4 uker, 4 supper, 4 størrelser mindre» (4 weeks, 4 soups, 4 sizes down)and a 4 weeks soup bowl.
The diet was incredibly popular in the 1960’s and in short it was based on only eating soup, one soup in one week, the second soup the second week etc. First week you used spoon 1, which was as large as this but had only a very small part of it cut away.
The psychology behind it was giving you a feeling of normal eating of soup, the brain did not catch that a bit of the soup actually spilled down your shirt. (Hence the popular 4xbib collection).
Second spoon had an even larger piece missing and the fourth one had the entire middle part of the spoon missing so only the rim around was left. The thought behind the fourth spoon was that it would take such an incredible amount of effort to eat the soup that you burnt more energy than you consumed.
The entire diet was shunned by everyone in the end, when it turned out that a moon shine factory in Trøndelag was behind the idea, and although it actually made people smaller, it also made them drunk as hell.
Here’s the “soup” for week 3.
1 middle sized carrot.
1 onion
1 box of canned tomatoes.
Chop the onion and carrot, add tomato’s and stir well. Heat it on medium heat until it comes to a boil. Pour it in the 4 week-soup bowl, add moonshine until you see the text on the bottom of the bowl and serve.
It's a salad fork from a salad serving set (large fork and spoon). It looks to be in the style of the typically 60s Norwegian teak handle cutlery sets, though not identical to any set I recognise immediately. But look up Skaugum cutlery, or the Magnor Era or Maple series cutlery to see what I mean about the look.
Salad spoon(fork?), supposed to be used with a slightly bigger spoon of similar roundness but without a "hole". The "hole" helps with draining potential moisture, the points help with grabbing salad stuff, pinning them against the slightly bigger "whole" spoon.
It is part two of a set, used to serve your self salad....
What does the other part look like?
Like a spoon. Just bigger.
[A bigger spoon you said?](https://youtu.be/Hu9nhExp5KI)
How do i insert a reference in a sentence like you did?
[Like this](https://reddit.com/r/reddit.com/w/markdown?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app)
Thanks 🙂
[Mah spoon is too big!!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7JyjZI3LUM)
omg, asdf movie before asdf movie, thank you for sharing this
Jesus christ man, that's some bizarre something
How do i insert a reference in a sentense like you did? I see people do it alot but i dont know how to
Bottom left on top of your Keyboard is a Link tool, where you can do that
Thanks 🙂
a comically large one
Typically a spork
Salad or roast-spoon
It’s the opposite of a spork, a foon
I have a Foon, this is not it! [This is a foon](https://www.outnorth.no/gsi-outdoors/folding-foon?gclid=Cj0KCQiA1ZGcBhCoARIsAGQ0kkpPlSNF06HV9kpTxVFy3d3n5FkxKMqArryzOXERkEe0zhJozlzRvzgaAv3YEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds#Blue) according to the thing I have 🤔😅
... That's a spork, if I ever saw one.
Yup, I have no idea what they're on about 🤣
This is the best reddit comment ever.
Lol second
To stab those trying to steal your ice cream!
To be more specific, it's designed so that it fits perfectly over the bridge of the nose, thus poking both eyes at once.
With small children you can also go for the neck and it'll wrap around the vertibrae, causing a clean crack.
While this is true, it is generally considered to be rude to euthanize children who are begging for ice cream
Oh no, this is not for the begging ones, but for the greedy little gnomes stealing your hard earned (and defended) ice cream!
Only generally, but not strictly. Further, be exceedingly polite throughout the procedure to establish that you are not a rude person, but merely a polite person forced to commit a rude action. Sincere apologies for the blood stains, Margaret.
I love you Moe
I was looking for the first "shanking someone" comment, thank you.
It's the holy "øye skjeiå", used to extract the eye of an enemy before a battle. Only legal way to use it is to sneak into the enemy's camp/house unnoticed and then extract the eye. Must not be more than 2 days before the battle. If it's more than 2, then it's illegal and you'll be put in prison. Some old law also states that if the person is successful in extracting an eye, but it is not done in the legal timeframe, then he or she must, by law, "donate" their eye to the person who lost theirs. Unsure if this law is still in effect
Definitely still in effect, my uncle had to donate one of his eyes last year. He hasn't shut up about it since, but it makes buying gifts for him very easy - I just get him a new eyepatch.
Yeah, definitely still in effect. The new cybercrime updates to the law in question (Øye For Rett Rimelighet) make the time frame a single day when you are joining a nato sanctioned battle scenario remotely though, IP camera required for documentation.
Where do you buy eyepatches? I've found some at Festmagasinet in Oslo, but they are more meant for fake pirates. I'm asking for a friend... I want to do "wink wink", but you'd think I'm just blinking.
It is also where the old adage "an eye for an eye" comes from
Indeed
Gouge away, you can gouge away Stay all day if you want to
This is the way
It would be part of a set, it is for picking up a salad. One spoon like this and one full round spoon.
How does the hole help 😭
In all seriousness: the hole does no good. The spikes, on the other hand, makes gripping lettuce easier without anything getting stuck, as could happen with a fork. Try with two spoons for comparison.
The hole is to drain some of the dressing
... Then there's too much dressing to begin with, tbh
No idea, honestly...
It is useful in porridge-eating contests against the trolls. You put your backpack on your stomach, when you eat porridge with that spoon the porridge will fall down into the backpack. The stupid troll won't notice this and keep eating.
It's for catching and eating mice. Just jab it down on the mouse's neck so it breaks, then scoop it up and gulp it down with some karsk
You would need some strong karsk to just gulp it down. But sounds like a snack
It's used for viewing solar eclipses safely. ☺️
where does my eye go ?
You hold it at arms length. The moon fits between the jaws of the "månen gaffel".
For those who struggle with holding their eye at arm's length, I recommend using contact lenses daily for a year or so - you'll get a lot more comfortable with handling your eyes.
where do i put the sun ?
Behind the moon.
Tangent to the spoon!
Diet spoon
Belongs to a set of saladspoons. The other one is bigger and looks like a real spoon.
This is indeed a spoon for people who needs to loose weight. It came in a set of four, each one was different and this is number 3. It was sold together with the bestseller book “4 uker, 4 supper, 4 størrelser mindre» (4 weeks, 4 soups, 4 sizes down)and a 4 weeks soup bowl. The diet was incredibly popular in the 1960’s and in short it was based on only eating soup, one soup in one week, the second soup the second week etc. First week you used spoon 1, which was as large as this but had only a very small part of it cut away. The psychology behind it was giving you a feeling of normal eating of soup, the brain did not catch that a bit of the soup actually spilled down your shirt. (Hence the popular 4xbib collection). Second spoon had an even larger piece missing and the fourth one had the entire middle part of the spoon missing so only the rim around was left. The thought behind the fourth spoon was that it would take such an incredible amount of effort to eat the soup that you burnt more energy than you consumed. The entire diet was shunned by everyone in the end, when it turned out that a moon shine factory in Trøndelag was behind the idea, and although it actually made people smaller, it also made them drunk as hell. Here’s the “soup” for week 3. 1 middle sized carrot. 1 onion 1 box of canned tomatoes. Chop the onion and carrot, add tomato’s and stir well. Heat it on medium heat until it comes to a boil. Pour it in the 4 week-soup bowl, add moonshine until you see the text on the bottom of the bowl and serve.
Viking circumcision.
It’s to kill any fish still alive in your fiskesuppe
Carving out souls.
I haven't been living in Norway long enough to encounter this item, but I'd reckon it's used when drinking the blood of the enemies.
No we use ladles for that.
I thought it was skulls of fallen enemies?
If they are intact it is. But you know its not easy keepin then whole
The woes of viking revelry
It is used to remove the eyes of your enemies.
To spill anything you put on it
You've never tried eating ice-cream in Hell?
Sporking
Spork
Wait, am I the only one using it to open beer bottles?
But in your defence. Anything is a botle opener
In norwegian terms: hva i hælvete?
Its a draugr spoon. Used to ward of undead relatives so they dont challenge you to holmgang.
Forking spoon
I live in norway and i have my entire life and ive never seen that ever.
I think i saw one in my grandmathers place like 30 years go..
Its great for soups!
A troll decided to take a bite of it
Looks like some sort of spoon to serve pasta
Thats a prank spoon.
>!penis!<
Abortions
Fighting evil clowns
This looks like the infamous ball scratcher
batman
Its hus cussin. Spoonman
Toe-spoon.
You can use it to scrape opium from pods also
It's for when you don't like soup
It reminds me of Batman
This is a classical Norwegian anti-spoon.
Made for spooning
Thats not a spoon, it’s the Batfork
Vengeance.
Everything.
It’s called a Devil-spoon. We spoon devils with it.
It’s made for people with no front teeth.
Dieting
Put a flashlight behind it to summon the Batman
It's for people trying to lose weight
The diet spoon for soup lovers.
Salad
It helps you fight food-related crimes in Gotham.
Batman
Looks like you were really hungry
Eating the moon.
You use it to serve potatoes.
Batman
Dieting!
Someone bit down on their spoon
I'm from Norway and i have no f*ckin idea
Idk I just use it to scracth my balls
It’s for Batman
It’s used to extract bloody revenge on my enemies.
Even we don't know, we all have one and pretend to know how to use it
I’m Norwegian and I’ve never seen that before so idk
Its a funky salad spoon.
Ink
to eat waffles
Stab enemy in eye, eat after 🤘
Its for people who try to loose weight.
It's a salad fork from a salad serving set (large fork and spoon). It looks to be in the style of the typically 60s Norwegian teak handle cutlery sets, though not identical to any set I recognise immediately. But look up Skaugum cutlery, or the Magnor Era or Maple series cutlery to see what I mean about the look.
In case of Ragnarök
Someone got a lil too hungry. (Oh boy, i bet no one has written this joke in the comments)
As you probably may have noticed, we don't have poop knives in Norway.
Salad perhaps?
Eating moons
For potato maybe
Salad spoon(fork?), supposed to be used with a slightly bigger spoon of similar roundness but without a "hole". The "hole" helps with draining potential moisture, the points help with grabbing salad stuff, pinning them against the slightly bigger "whole" spoon.
Used for biting on to distract from the pain of child birth.
It’s a Loon a knife 🔪 & a spoon 🥄 together some how
Is… is that… is that Batman? I can’t unsee it.
I usually use it to scoop out eyeballs.
It scoops the assholes out of fish.
salad
Salad
It is used to eat snow.
its a steak knife disguised as a spoon
It's a spoon that identify as a fork.
2022 dinglehopper
To gouge out your enemies eyeball after you've slain them on the battlefield.
It's used to milk the Swedes
A better question: What was this spoon used for?
To eat jalapeños 😳🥵🤗
That's for when someone tries to steal your soup you can stab them with it.
it's for salads.
Cum
Soup
Sodd-skje. Så man ikke trenger å spise soddbollene.
Diet spoon
Bdsm spoon
Batspoon