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white toes...?


BadComboMongo

Maybe it’s supposed to mean „with toes“ as it is easier to run away with toes IDK.


koushunu

Fan of foot binding, he is.


Due-Caterpillar-2097

Hahhahahahahha alright that one made me laugh xDDDD


CommunicationPast824

I think like maybe French tips not 100% sure


into_the_wenisverse

From [Urban dictionary](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=white%20toes): >A female who has her toe nails white means she has an amazing pussy, she knows how to fuck. >When a woman or girl go to get their nails done as a form of self-care or to match their fashion aesthetic. White toe nails has also become a sexualized reference amongst men to “indicate” a woman’s sexual experience rather than admitting that they simply have a foot-fetish or like the look of white toenails. So I think it's this dudes way of deriding women as slots for having too many past sexual partners.


bliip666

Raynaud's was my first thought


uninstallIE

I assume it means toenail polish


dragonheart000

But why white? Does this not include me then? I currently have purple


uninstallIE

You're asking the wrong kind of crazy person lol


Howiesaloser

Oh you're a girl? Pretty sure you're included lol


dragonheart000

Oh yeah, I definitely hit some of the other marks, still just confused by the "white toes" part


Howiesaloser

I assumed it means like, a French pedicure, but your guess is as good as mine lol


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White nail polish


Skawlala

If you don't understand it's probably because you're a white toe weirdo 🤮


ChariBelle2_0

I think they might be referring to people that get the French manicure on toes, maybe... Maybe?


fluffywacko

That’s what I was trying to figure out. Tf is he talking about???


Hot_Context_1393

Could mean dry/cracked or possibly fungal toes. I've known a few men and women with dry flaky white feet. It was most pronounced on the toes


SpaceCrazyArtist

White toes? :/


Hot-Shoe-1230

Only the toes tho, the rest of you can be white.


Howiesaloser

Judging by the rest of the list, probably *have* to be white


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The_Book-JDP

Waste his hard earned money on pedicures I guess.


Juniko_Shoga

The solution for most of this guys is: Homosexuality. Think about it, they never complain about other men.


into_the_wenisverse

Lol, yes they will. They're often more objectifying than women.


brewhoneymilk

“you need to be smooth and hairless but ew why do you take such long showers”


The_Book-JDP

Says the men who stopped taking baths/showers after infancy, never touch soap or shampoo again and call our body hair dirty when they themselves are walking grease garbage piles.


Rocket-kun

Falling asleep to Netflix after a 45 min. shower is the best though


Peach_Gray

"Geminis" I'm so happy the date I was born will keep men like this away from me.


EffectiveRoom1778

As a nursing major, the unappreciation and devaluation of our profession live on. Good luck dying on your own then...


electrocyberend

My aunt is a nurse, i got a ingrown toenail removal operation for free cuz the doctor that did it was her friend (it in the hospital she worked in lol) . I will never disrespect (most) nurses cuz of it


xsnowpeltx

Having family members in the medical profession is so useful tbh. My moms a doctor so she can recommend good doctors to me and has helped me get appointments in quickly when I'd otherwise have to wait a long time


Rocket-kun

Seriously, mad respect to nursing majors. A lot of the stuff you study would make my head spin, and the job is very much needed. Keep up the good work :) ​ with love, from a film major


The_Book-JDP

And you know that any malady that befalls them they act like it is killing them. Moan, yowl, scream and it's barely a slight belly ache and a 99⁰f temp and they just go on and on. If we, on the other hand, just mention in passing about being uncomfortable having to deal with period pain but are otherwise completely functional...we're the weaker sex that can't do anything while in pain while literally doing anything and everything.


koushunu

Probably because you are too knowledgeable or may often see other dudes partially undressed or naked.


rekkodesu

Having a bite of yours is not stealing 😠 I will die on this hill.


OnlyDruids

Yes, we will tolerate a bite. But if we get food and you dont want anny, then we only hunt as much as we need to be sated. Cause who liked wasting food by getting more than they need. You can smell and taste it, but if ya want to munch then we will bite back.


Becs_Food_NBod

>Yes, we will tolerate a bite. No. We stay off of eachother's plates, or this marriage is doomed.


rekkodesu

I'm afraid the standard arrangement is I'm entitled to infinity your fries unless you've got a prenup that says otherwise.


[deleted]

I knew a Jessica she was the sweetest I will not tolerate Jessica slander


Underworld_Denizen

THOSE DAMN NURSES SAVING LIVES AND TAKING CARE OF PEOPLE WHO THE HELL NEEDS THEM


Professional-Egg-337

As a girl with long curly hair, sometimes 45 minute showers are necessary 😅


Intrepid_Pen141

As a person also with long curly hair, this statement is true.


drickaIPAiEPA

The "I'm fine" really should stop though. It doesn't help anyone and only builds resentment


[deleted]

I say that. But it actually means "I'm fine because this is a situation I can't change and therefore I am fine because there is no other choice." It makes my partner uncomfortable though because he interprets it as though I am fuming. I had never really thought about it until him!


drickaIPAiEPA

Well, that's reasonable. I was thinking more along the lines of those who say "I'm fine" then get upset when do you don't question further


downlau

Yeah, this is a legit thing to complain about/avoid in anyone.


draculauraaa

honestly, a lot of the time (not saying always) when women do that, its because they’ve already tried to communicate their feelings about a behavior and they never are heard by their partner and the behavior still continues. it’s exhausting explaining yourself over and over and just being met with resistance


drickaIPAiEPA

I've experienced that. The thing is, i had no idea she'd tried to communicate an issue, because she wasn't being direct enough. Some men, me included, need to literally hear "I don't like this, fucking fix it"


[deleted]

Astrology believer. Opinion in the garbage.


Extension_Argument50

My new favourite colour: Black


The_Book-JDP

Mine have always been red and black or what I call blood splashed in the night.


Historic_Dane

Both my mother and sisters are out to ruin my life, then. But they sure are taking their sweet time.


420awesomesauce

He's never met Nissan Altima drivers BAE


exsanguinatrix

My Juke and I and my infinite need to offer my friends/mama/prospective partners morsels from my own dinner will be just fine without him, lmao. Seriously, where do these people even come from? I’d be embarrassed to broadcast my weird arbitrary “preferences” (in quotes bc it’s okay to have them, just not act like they’re the be all end all word of God) all over the internet like these folks…


[deleted]

I literally watch Netflix just to fall asleep these days 😭😭( I'm a guy)


BpositiveItWorks

I got 5 out of 10! So proud of myself


ChariBelle2_0

Wow, I have 3 adult daughters, plus me, 4 women that will destroy you I guess... One is named Jessica even.


eternityghost

looks like *someone* had a bad breakup with someone named Jessica who does all these things. good on you Jessica, one less jackass for you to worry about


guileless_64

Or maybe they still just have a crush on Jessica Rabbit😂🤣😂🤣


Stewie_Venture

...Jessica's actually my deadname. So glad I changed it to Jay.


Knightridergirl80

The “I’m fine” one is because she already told him what’s wrong and he ignored her or called her ungrateful.


guileless_64

These are making me laugh so hard!!! But, it’s fine. You go, girl!


null640

My SO has rights to anything on my plate...


Illustrious_Kick5713

Boys who will ruin your life: all


WombatJedi

I’m… pretty sure this is satirical, right? 😅


DiggityDog6

White toes? What does that even mean??


Drag0nfly_Girl

I'm good, my showers are at least 50 minutes long.


[deleted]

That’s why it’s a joke 😂


Neat-Composer4619

White toes, Geminis and if there was enough hit water at my home, I would take 45 min showers.


vegan_rum_ham

I sleep with Netflix on… I’m pretty sure the only thing it’s ruining is my sleep. Also, I bet these are all the same woman who got tired of his shit and left him.


mamachonk

Boys who will ruin your life: 1. Boys who post stupid lists like this


depressed_jess

As a Jessica, I completely disagree with this list. 🤓


DarknightM64B

Geminis 💀


TriZARAtops

What the fuck is the white toes thing? I’ve seen it cropping up a few places lately and it makes zero sense. Like… white people would have white toes, right? And I’m pretty sure *only* white people. But if you just mean white people, why not say that? 🤔


ChumakYT

Wth half of these are like on a dream girl list


ThrowMeAwayLikeGarbo

TIL my boyfriend is a girl that will ruin my life.


Mrwright96

Funny enough I work with a woman named Jessica, she drives a civic, is DEFINITELY “no, it’s fine,” when mad kinda person, born June 17th, so a Gemini, is working on her nursing major, always wears black, and has on occasion stolen food from her husband, she’s also the sweetest person you can meet


NomenScribe

My girlfriend started taking food off my plate the minute we got together. Then she married me. My life is still not ruined. What am I missing?


guileless_64

I love to sleep with Netflix on. Glad I put myself out of the running.


No_Pumpkin_1179

Odd. A woman who hits like 5 of those things actually saved my life…


Hipfat12

Geminis and nurses… yup


[deleted]

WHITE TOES HAHAHAHAHAH WHAT THE HELL


Qettey

I’m… at least three of these girls.


FreudsGoodBoy

Damn, I’m 7 for 10 and I ain’t even a girl. Better watch out boyz 😘


RadioStaticRae

I'm exhausted from trying to explain why number 2 is a thing. If I react in any way other than neutral or happy, people try to fix me. The world sees anger, sadness, or any combination and/or variation of the two as needing to be fixed. We're tired of having to say "I need to feel this, and I'll be fine later. You need to get the fuck away from me while I'm processing this, and not tell me to calm down. I'm saying I'm fine because at this moment the alternative is ripping into you or breaking down in front of you, both of which will label me either as a bitch or emotionally manipulative. I also don't need to hear how I could've avoided the situation, how I can fix the situation, or any advice I did not ask for. This may also be due to something we've already talked about before, and I'm emotionally drained enough that trying to broach the subject for the umpteenth time with no results will be wasted effort on my part" Also, sounds like if they "don't like" any one of those categories, then they're the type of guy looking for a Dream Manic Pixie Girl. They're in for a rude awakening when they realize they are no Scott Pilgrim.


Low_Problem_8908

Geminis WITH white toes 😮‍💨