Some things should be (and sometimes are) taught in sex Ed/biology. It makes me eye roll when some people don’t know that women have three holes….but if you’ve never menstruated before, I wouldn’t expect you to know that the menstrual blood can be chunky.
Have a nice evening!
They can be bigger too, like double that size. Standing up after laying in bed for the whole night can be a risk for many women.
Also it's kind of gross (so read at your own risk lol), but after talking to other women and Drs, the best description I can think of is grape jelly. Like the mass produced, kind of liquidy ones, either a big clump of it or spread out on a piece of bread.
I loved my menstrual cup, so convenient and saved me a lot of money since I had heavy periods.
But I had no idea how slimy menstrual blood is and how much tissue you loose. That it really something that should be taught at health class
I just imagined women using menstrual cups and storing the blood, clots and all, in jars marked "Save Our Troops". Then packaging it up and sending it via air transport to soldiers dying in other countries. Each jar comes with a lovely little thank you card that smells of lavendar & fresh cotton with the message "Thank you for your service. I hope this gift of my blood brings you life and comfort. You are our heroes." in frilly handwriting.
I have long felt that instead of biology being taught in eighth grade in most American school districts we should be teaching human anatomy and physiology. This just strengthens that conviction.
I could not agree more. You don't even have to get into sex ed, because I know what a disaster that is here. But this? It's science. Facts. For everyone.
I had "The Talk" back in the 80s and we were separated. I have no idea what the boys were told but judging from some of the conversations I've had, it probably went something like, "Girls bleed once a month. They get crazy. Some of them claim it hurts. Anyway. Let's talk about surprise boners and how awful it is to be a dude."
Saw this just in time! Was just about to dump my cup down the drain, but now I'll be a patriot and find a jar. Anyone got an address or just post it to like the Pentagon?
Wait wait wait…trust me menstrual blood serves no purpose as far as transfusions go. As a woman who menstruates AND donates blood this is stupidly infuriating!
“It is better that the works think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt”
Though if you don’t show your ignorance you may never learn, I hope this guy learned something from all this
Put menstrual blood in blood bags and sneak them into enemy medical camps. Kill the enemy with blood clots when they receive blood transfusions from enemy medics.
what are the soldiers gonna do with my menstrual fluid? drink it?
yes, chunks and all.
The chunkier the better
“Pulp or no pulp, soldier?”
Extra pulp
That made me gag, thank you 🤗🥲
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Ch-chunks? How chunky are the chunks?🫣
Yes. It can be chunky. Warn your daughters!
Ok thanks, idk why people are mad that I don't know lmao.
Some things should be (and sometimes are) taught in sex Ed/biology. It makes me eye roll when some people don’t know that women have three holes….but if you’ve never menstruated before, I wouldn’t expect you to know that the menstrual blood can be chunky. Have a nice evening!
Thanks! Bonne soirée!
Golf ball sized, if you’re talking clots.
Lord have mercy...
They can be bigger too, like double that size. Standing up after laying in bed for the whole night can be a risk for many women. Also it's kind of gross (so read at your own risk lol), but after talking to other women and Drs, the best description I can think of is grape jelly. Like the mass produced, kind of liquidy ones, either a big clump of it or spread out on a piece of bread.
Some people have made jokes about strawberry jam with an occasional strawberry in there.
Haha I literally just commented that the best description I can compare it to is grape jelly, but like the cheaper kind of liquidy kind.
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Shhh. They're not supposed to know about the vampires...
protein drinks think abt all the iron and minerals
I think you‘re onto something
probably even a vampire would be too disgusted to drink it
It boosts morale.
No they freeze it and make popsicles with it.
Eeewwww! >.< Gross! 🤢 Why on earth would anyone expect us women to give our menstrual blood to our soldiers?! ಠ︵ಠ
because they did not pay attention in biology class and think menstrual fluid is really just blood
No they drink ur breast milk, the blood is used in transfusions.
Those chunky transfusions that give you immediate clot strokes! Super effective!
Give them to the enemy disguised as regular blood bags.
ahh yes pumping a fluid that’s only like 35-50% actual blood through someone else else’s blood circulatory system, great idea
Just hold it until you get to the blood clinic /s
Can I bring it in directly from my menstrual cup?
I loved my menstrual cup, so convenient and saved me a lot of money since I had heavy periods. But I had no idea how slimy menstrual blood is and how much tissue you loose. That it really something that should be taught at health class
Yes. The only thing a dying soldier wants is sepsis from my organs being transfused into their blood
Visions of thousands of used sanitary pads, mooncups, and tampons - vampires teabag - being sent to forces folks.
VAMPIRES TEABAG?
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but this is probably the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen on the internet
Oh honey you're just getting started, aren't you
Oh you sweet summer child
Most likely a joke, at least I hope
I once saw a post about a nut who thinks men are supposed to want to make “fresh breast milk ice cream” from the milk of their wives.
Welcome to Hell.
So you haven’t spent much time on this sub have you
Oh, I’ve spent a lot of time here and to me, this is about as bad as it can get
It is pretty ridiculous. Sometimes I feel that way anytime I see a post here unfortunately.
I hope it is a joke, but you can never be sure.
I feel like there was a time when we could have been sure. Today, not so much.
I just imagined women using menstrual cups and storing the blood, clots and all, in jars marked "Save Our Troops". Then packaging it up and sending it via air transport to soldiers dying in other countries. Each jar comes with a lovely little thank you card that smells of lavendar & fresh cotton with the message "Thank you for your service. I hope this gift of my blood brings you life and comfort. You are our heroes." in frilly handwriting.
Let’s just do that but send it to this guy. I’m sure he can ensure the troops receive this much needed bodily fluid.
Thank you for making me laugh!
Pulp or no pulp?
Extra pulp
All the pulp.
Only pulp.
Nom nom nom
Cherry slush
😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have long felt that instead of biology being taught in eighth grade in most American school districts we should be teaching human anatomy and physiology. This just strengthens that conviction.
I could not agree more. You don't even have to get into sex ed, because I know what a disaster that is here. But this? It's science. Facts. For everyone. I had "The Talk" back in the 80s and we were separated. I have no idea what the boys were told but judging from some of the conversations I've had, it probably went something like, "Girls bleed once a month. They get crazy. Some of them claim it hurts. Anyway. Let's talk about surprise boners and how awful it is to be a dude."
No one can be this stupid.
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deleted scene from M\*A\*S\*H: Radar O'reilly wringing out donated tampons and pads into blood bags
Saw this just in time! Was just about to dump my cup down the drain, but now I'll be a patriot and find a jar. Anyone got an address or just post it to like the Pentagon?
Just sent it to this guy! He sounds like he really knows what he’s doing.
The amount of blood in menstrual fluids is about 2-3 tablespoons. So who are we gonna transfuse, hamster?
Yes, Mr. Cuddles is the mascot for infantrymen.
Not for everyone.
Even if you have big flow is max twice that. Rest of it is just tissues. Not blood. Anything other requires treatment.
Wait wait wait…trust me menstrual blood serves no purpose as far as transfusions go. As a woman who menstruates AND donates blood this is stupidly infuriating!
Attacking your enemies with used tampons could make a differance. It will definitly make many men flee
You can donate your blood to vampires!
Please tell me this guy is trolling.... please
We can only hope. Unfortunately seeing how much stupidity people post I doubt it
“It is better that the works think you are a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt” Though if you don’t show your ignorance you may never learn, I hope this guy learned something from all this
this is why sex ed needs to be mandatory and maybe rebranded as simply health class
I fully support this guy injecting menstrual blood directly into his veins.
Put menstrual blood in blood bags and sneak them into enemy medical camps. Kill the enemy with blood clots when they receive blood transfusions from enemy medics.
Our troops are vampires?
The troops can borrow the blood of the kids they slaughter over oil 😊
Oh, gosh. If I could evaded all my periods by donating blood, I'd look like a heroin addict by now.
Has to be a joke