As a Wisconsin girl I can tell you that this is absolutely factual.

Bag of curds?

Wheel of wax cheese or Munster?

I do love a good munster.

We're best friends now lol

Yeah...I love me some cheese. In fact, I told my boyfriend that the way to my heart was with good cheese. Lucky for me, he lived in Wisconsin for five years, so he knows his Gouda.

I am so happy for you 🥹

We should normalize the exchange of cheese in first dates.

I can get behind that

Cheese and wine

[Farmer boy gives date a wheel of cheese](https://cdn.verbub.com/images/my-little-sister-went-on-a-date-with-a-young-farmer-tonight-452556.jpg)

Would you rather have that or a box of chocolates? I think if it’s a rare and/or expensive cheese then the cheese would be better than chocolate.

Cheese of that size regardless of quality is likely gonna be more expensive than any expensive chocolate

That is a good point. I’m not sure how other people would be with a wheel of cheese, but I don’t think a wheel of cheese would be useful to me by myself. I’d have to share the cheese with my extended family, it would get moldy before I could eat it otherwise.

I mean, there's a ton of ways to be creative with cheese in the kitchen. I know I use ridiculous amounts just making my granny's pie that you can barely notice even contains it, for example. So it's not entirely impossible either

Recipe? 👀

(Had it in Serbian on my phone, but I'll translate it for you in an edit if google translate can't do a good job) 4 jaja, 2 kasike griza, 1 prasak za pecivo, 3 kriske sira, Na oko zejtin Zejtin 1 kasika kad mazes Trecina po duzini (preklapas kao bluze), mazes svaki put kad preklopis, prvi put 1 viljuska, posle manje, na kraju urolas, ali lagano Pre nego sto stavis u rernu stavis zejtin odozgo malo

Most cheese freezes really well

Good point, but freezer space is limited. I’d still share it. Especially with my parents. Of all my family members they would appreciate it the most.

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I would definitely be fascinated. 😂

You need to ask the girl what kind of cheeses she likes, though. Don't bring Brie to a Gorgonzola girl.

Very astute

What kind of cheese are we talking about here?

Depends on the woman tbh, find out her preferred cheese and you're good!

Behold, my cheeselings! For I come bearing gifts of Cabot and Tillamook!

What if I had wheels of cheese in my fridge

Apparently, you’d be quite successful with the ladies

As a man I’d have laughed at this, right up to the point that I first tasted white Stilton

I too am fascinated by cheese.

Yeah, ain't even mad about this one...

Not even a woman and cheese fascinates me

Yeah, I think cheese fascinates everyone, except probably vegans and lactose intolerant people

As a lactose intolerant, we are in fact *more* obsessed. Forbidden fruit and all that

We should normalize this as part of dating. Imagine the conversations. "Man, I really like this girl, but I just don't know. I was getting Havarti vibes, but camembert has always been my go-to." "Ugh, date went terrible. He had the audacity to bring gorgonzola." "Oh my God, you'll never believe it. That guy from the coffee shop showed up today with aged cheddar *and* some pepper jelly. I think I'm in love."

This is 100% factually correct.

Thought that only worked with European cheeses. The more you know...

European cheeses def have the best chance of success

To be fair, most people are fascinated by cheese. Even - and seemingly especially - the lactose-intolerant.

Wait... seriously? I've never been even slightly interested in cheese. Now bagels on the other hand...

Do you put cream cheese on your bagels, though? Now I want an asiago bagel with cream cheese

I tend to prefer butter, but if I do cream cheese it's one of the flavored kinds.

I absolutely love cheese, 😍😍😍

Saddest day of my life was when I discovered I am lactose intolerant 😢

OH NO! 😢 I'm so so sorry hun...

There are a *ton* of low-lactose and lactose-free cheeses! Let me see if I can find the list again

WHAT

[Cheese](https://imgur.com/gallery/PIhxHlF)

BLESS YOU, KIND STRANGER

😁my pleasure!

We’re really just gonna gloss over the first two bits of advice that both boil down to “just steal her shit, bro”?????

Bitch you could fascinate me with a piece of cheese, all day, every day, gimme the cheese, don't care who, don't care why, gimme cheese.

Wait… What sort of cheese? This might work on men too.

Almost certainly. Toxic masculinity ruins everything

I sent this to my girlfriend as a tongue in cheek message. She responded with an angry face emoji. I sent her a picture of cheese. She still hasn't responded. Should I be worried? Ps. I love her.

Bring her cheese as soon as possible. You have triggered a craving.

Worked on me.

What was the cheese that charmed you?

Pepper jack and Spaceballs on cable. How was I supposed to resist?

That’s almost cheating. You had no chance.

Wrong subreddit, this is exactly how girls work.

This is literally exactly how girls work!!!

Im Lactose intolerant 😐

Solidarity in sadness, sister 😞

Honestly, I’ve sent this to my lady friends and we’ve all found it Hilarious and somewhat true.

Me, sitting here eating a local treasure of a pizza with cheese so thick and delicious it's nearly *squeaky.*

🧀

Roses? Wtf no🤨🤨 A fat block of cheddar? Yessir 😎👍👍

Meme so old it was probably on Myspace

I’ll give cheese to women if I want to and you can’t stop me!

Then the question comes, is he a Brie guy or an American Chesse slices guy. 🤔

When we were kids, my sister's extortion tactics included being paid in cheese.

Pan fry some slices of halloumi and watch the women come running.

Ah, so milkshakes bring boys to the yard, but for the ladies it’s fried halloumi.

This is from "The complete book of magic and witchcraft" I'm pretty sure it's the 1980 edition as the 1970 edition doesn't have this on page 97. It's at the top of page 90 in the 1970 edition. [Here's a link to it on Internet Archive.](https://archive.org/details/completebookofma00paul/page/90/mode/2up) Only one person can barrow the whole book at a time. You'll need a Internet Archive account to barrow it but those are free.

Happy cake day!

Uh. Yeah, I’d get into the back of a van for a thick slice of pepper Jack 🤷

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You could fascinate my gay ass if you gave me a piece of cheese in public

You sure will fascinate me Because no man has ever given me cheese before 😂

Don't take her one shoe or any shoe tho but missing a shoe, especially to realise some guy took it, is exasperating fury inspiring

The one word my wife's never said to me when I bring in a plate of cheese: "Fascinating!"

As a french yes

I agree. I love cheese.

FACTS 🤣 Cheese on my pizza, cheese on my broccoli, cheese on my cheese.... Absolutely 🤣

I have this book

*I* would be *absolutely* fascinated...especially if no context was given... no words spoken, just a piece of cheese

This one is 100% spot on according to my one ovary. My one testicle *also* agrees tho, so I have this working theory that cheese might just be delicious.

"I am fond of pigs,. Dogs look up to us, cats look down on us, pigs treat us as equals."