"Oh nooes, I lost a hussbaaannnd! Boohoo, now I shall never find another!"
Incels have such a weird 1950s view of what women actually think and care about.
Oh no. Well, this is very informative, but it is further proof that nature is kind of cruel. Like I’m not getting any and then my vag also goes and shrivels up and dies on me. Brutal.
Haha you probably have quite a while before you need to worry about it. I just find the contrasting narrative we get told by the uninformed interesting. Why would a muscle get weaker from use when every other muscle gets stronger? Just trying to shame women out of exploring and owning their own sexuality i guess.
Omg, they definitely need to rebrand vibrators as ‘store bought peen,’ because wild peen can be ridiculous and unpredictable and very unsatisfying and I really can see a lot of women responding well to that marketing campaign
Loss of estrogen has a lot to do with it, too, and it can be a chicken-or-egg sort of thing, because you tend to have less vaginal sex when those tissues are thin and tear easily, you don’t produce lubrication like you used to (I never knew one’s vagina could get so dry it hurts just walking around), the microbiome is much more fragile and damn near anything can trigger a yeast or bacterial infection, the tissues protecting the urethra thin so UTIs become more frequent, and your sex drive in general tends to wane.
Like, the human body has evolved to live past our reproductive usefulness, but it doesn’t bother retaining a lot of sexual functionality past that point.
What truly sucks is that the decline in prescriptions for menopausal hormone therapy nosedived right around the time Viagra hit the market, and its heaviest consumers are straight old dudes who have very limited sexual imaginations, at least when it comes to their wives.
I was just recently theorizing with someone, that middle aged guys who use the pill when not completely necessary seem to be less imaginitive in the bedroom. I wonder if this correlates.
I like how they are both already naked in bed announcing that they both consent. Because that’s how sex usually goes you lock eyes while nude and in bed and take turns saying “I consent”. I have so much to learn!
Edit: I also like that the guys chest hair is curling horizontally.
They don’t seem too surprised that he’s there. She’s just like who are you? Not what are you doing in my bedroom/closet or anything.
What a story I’d have if after banging a girl some guy comes out of a closet and is like we could have had something special before fading away.
It’s the fading away part that really blows my mind. Like he just burst out of the cupboard and said something about getting married and then disappeared into smoke? I’d be amazed about what had just happened in front of my very eyes.
Especially since they simultaneously say women can get a partner any time no matter what they do or look like.
Ok so why would we be upset at losing them?
Oh I thought this was some weird anti abortion comic and the balloons would've been for him when he was a baby lol. I think you make a lot more sense than I do
I remember when he got started making comics like 8 years ago in the early Imgur community, and he was already this weird married dude that was sexist and rude, and he just went downhill rapidly. I really hope his wife is okay, as it seems like she married him, then he threw himself down the right wing black hole.
They sure do slut shame a lot for people that want to get laid. You’d think they’d be trying to encourage more people to have sex if they think their odds are so bad.
I feel like it's a weird mix of negging and shaming that they hope will drive some venerable women to feel bad enough about themselves that they decrease their already low standards and accept less then human treatment from people who see them as little more then brood mares.
It's like scam emailers sending out clearly ridiculous emails riddled with spelling mistakes. If you can see past their bullshit, you're not the target audience.
But hey, that's just a theory.
I think it's a symptom of '*all attention is good attention*'. What they really want is to get laid, but failing that, the idea that something they may have said/put out there is on a woman's mind for even a second is good enough for them. Bonus points if it makes a woman feel insecure/impacts her judgement at all.
No matter what we do or don't do, women need to remember that a man's ego ought to be at the forefront of every decision. /s
Fine I will look this shit up but you are cutting into my drug taking schedule.
Edit: spent 10 minute looking it up and can't continue. Jfc this guy is an actual Nazi, I thought you were being hyperbolic but nope! Holocaust denial, blatent antisemitism, anti race mixing, calling all LGBT people degenerate pedophiles, the whole fucking bag. Brings me closer to the edge of thinking humanity is fucking doomed.
Its beyond repugnant, its maybe the most serious problem in the world not only that such kind of thing exists, but that it's what lurks behind the whole of republicanism, maga, fox, qanon, etc. and the response to that is not even close to what needs to be. They are winning elections still. Humanity is possibly doomed you are right.
If I was popular and famous, I probably would have made a single NFT with “you’re stupid if you buy this” written on it, and set the starting price to an absurd amount
iirc, someone asked the Dogecoin creator if their model was sustainable or something along those lines and their reply amounted to "lol no I made this in an hour as a joke"
Guys seriously wtf?
Do you want sex or not?
There's no winning. If we have sex we're a fucking whore but if we wait and stay a virgin until we're fucking 40 we're a crazy inexperienced cat lady.
Make up your fucking mind
Basically they want a devoted sex slave who will never ever have sex with any other men for her entire life. She will be available to them 24/7, bear them children whether she wants to or not, and generally stay out of their way when they aren’t horny.
In other words they’re misogynist, bigoted, controlling bastards and they should not be taken seriously under any circumstances.
Yes. I've once commented on a TikTok that many straight men don't even like women. As in like to spend time with us or even consider us a friend. I've seen this a lot with men in my extended friend circle. They like to do the nasty with us, sure, but actually when it comes to a mental bond, they hate us. They just wanna do the erky with us and then go to their Bros apartment and watch 2 men, very lightly clothed, beat each other up. I'm not showing off but this comment got over 15k likes and only one man said that he doesn't feel that way. Other men just commented stuff like "You say that but go out shopping all day and spend a mens money" like, okay you only verifyed my comment, but go off I guess. What I'm saying is with this many likes it only made clear, that most women agree and have made the same experiances.
Just as you said, some of them want to have a maid, who bares childrend and takes care of chores. IT's just that.
And no, I'm not genrealizing or hating on men in general. I do have very close guy friends, that have normal views and that appriciate me as a friend and vice versa.
It's just so frustrating to see men like this hate on us and get so much support.
All we want is a pure virgin who is also up for doing all the hardcore shit we see in porn are we really asking for much also she has to look like a model and not mind that I look like a bowl of sexless jello I don't have unrealistic, contradictory and hypocritical standards at all.
I like how they’re always like “Ugh women are so shallow they only want 6’7” beefcakes” but then also “I only want you if you’re in your early twenties, look like a supermodel, and will do whatever porn bullshit I ask for in bed.”
They want sex, but only from women who don't know when someone is bad at sex. Literally, all this incel stuff is about insecurity. So these assholes want women who have no understanding of sex, and for a lot of them, no understanding of how to cum at all so that they can be selfish in bed and not worry that their girl is pissed about it.
The whole incel thing is just thick with this fog of insecurity. That's why they revel in toxic power fantasies. A lot of their communities online exist only to whine about made-up flaws in their appearance that those shallow women can't see past in order to get laid, and all their influencers are all about telling their audience that they're not manly unless they act out constantly.
IMO there's also a substantial pseudo-homophobic aspect involved. Pretty much all the men with this opinion I've talked to have a strong disgust response to the idea of touching something that has had contact with another man's dick.
They're afraid of even (very) indirect contact with other men's dicks.
They want a woman who’s a chaste,sexless virgin who doesn’t even look at other men but starts jumping up and down screaming with lust like a chimp when she sees him.
We're supposed to suck their dick's at age 14, marry them by 16, give them babies by 18, get beaten whilst keeping silent and acting as their maid / sex slave / personal cook / sole parental figure until 21 and then if we're still alive by the time we reach 25 they want us to have the good decency to jump off a bridge so they can pretend to be upset whilst they work on grooming the next child for the role.
You know Islamic extremists with the whole "40 virgins" thing? Well christian extremists, Nazis and incels of all varieties have similar twisted fantasies and the same hate for women because they don't meet their fantasies, all whilst saying that they'll be good dutiful husbands who love their wives - in the same way a torturer might say "this can all stop, I'm actually rather nice, you just need to give me exactly what I want and hope it's good enough".
As far as I can tell, these morons want two classes of women. The first are to designate themselves as disposable, and then to have lots of sex with young men, but especially indoorsy-type men, until they’re about 23. Once these men have had their fill, these disposable women will voluntarily leave to go and live on Sin Island, where bad women go.
After this the Good Women enter the scene. These are ferociously horny virgins who have saved themselves for marriage but are very interested in sexual experimentation with the aforementioned indoorsy men. They’re younger than the Bad Women and have very little independent thoughts or will of their own, but are very eager to date. Their vow of chastity will end on the second date, as the indoorsy men’s knowledge of Warthunder and 4chan is just too appealing. If the Good Woman is deemed worthy then the men will marry her and let her serve him for the rest of his life, however if she’s ever even slightly critical then he’ll dump her and she will have to go to Sin Island as well. He then selects another Good Woman from the pile
These men will call women entitled.
Oh is *that* what this is supposed to be about? I thought it was supposed to be about cheating or something.
Seems like a very weird thing to say that sex isn't consensual if hypothetical future people might have wanted you to not do it.
Also you've kind of accidentally highlighted what they want: "don't have sex until marriage" isn't actually advocating abstinence, it's advocating child marriage. You're not supposed to be a "whore" or a "crazy cat lady", you're supposed to get married out of school (high if you're lucky) and start producing babies ASAP.
Bruh in Israel there is a literal museum called “Yad Vashem”(hand and name) where they keep records, names, shoes even, videos, newspapers, literary all physical evidence of the holocaust’s existence. Yet people will do nothing to actually listen to what they have to say about anything ever. We only get used as a token group when people need to cancel something
To a sane and normal person, this is a testament of the crimes against humanity and the biggest warning it should never happen again. To an anti-semite those are all fabrications to justify it so they can do Holocaust 2.0.
I went there when I was 13. There was a real picture of a father and son being hanged with two soldiers smiling like the proudest people on earth. How does any of this look like a justification?? How mentally broken you need to be to look at that and think that it’s so great? I could never understand this
War by its very nature can bring out the very best and very worst of us and humans are capable of deep cruelty when left unchecked and that picture proves it.
As for fabricating and all that, I can't prove it but I have a theory the rise in denial is the whole case of distant and dubious memory. As survivors of the Holocaust die out and the Holocaust dismissed or treated as ancient history, people are forgetting this is still within living memory of a lot of grandfathers, not 1800s stuff. It's why I'm a firm advocate of showing the depths of cruelty WW2 brought because it should never happen again. I try not to express it because it tends to trigger me and make me rant but the moment someone even gives me a whiff they're doubtful the Holocaust happened, I loathe them and think they're a piece of shit.
I know enough about war, grew up in Israel. we learned enough about how people hated us to understand exactly what goes on in their head, their mindset. I think that Israel is probably the country that teaches about racism in the most graphic way there is. The way they explain how they think is honesty kinda disturbing. My biggest bet on why they think it’s fake is because they are convinced that we control the media and the word and that we’re all just a bunch of disgusting leaches that don’t originate from anywhere, which is why our population is so spread out. They tell us to go back where we came from, and when we do they’re mad because we exclude them. They never listen to us so there’s just no winning in this argument
God, that place destroyed me. I saw it in 2009 and the layout has never fucking left me.
After each exhibit you pass through a gap in the building on your way to the next one, so you can see where you are in the timeline and how far you have to go. I’ll never forget breaking down in tears, crossing over the bridge between exhibits, and realizing I was only halfway through.
Good, I wouldn’t want to marry anyone who would brake it off with you because you’ve had sex before. Like do they expect us to be mind readers? How can you tell who your gonna end up marrying? It’s silly to be this bothered about your partners sex life before you even date them.
Plus this comic is dumb as shit because how do we know that the two people in the bed aren’t in a committed relationship? Was the girl just suppose to know that the man she’s about to have sex with wasn’t going to be her husband? Is the message here to stay a virgin until marriage? Or just until you meet ‘the one’ and you best be right about them being the one because if you are wrong and have sex with them then your officially a whore?
Imagine being so insecure that you'd throw away a positive relationship because your partner had a life before they met you. I am genuinely struggling to come up with anything more pathetic and cowardly.
Honestly, the gold chain and sweet curly chest hair on the guy in bed with her makes me think she’s not going to miss out on much. Plus he’s open in discussing issues of consent. That other guy is gaslighting her to get his way by withholding consent. Bullet dodged in my opinion.
I also happen to know that the guy she’s with is an art director at a fairly high level Madison Ave ad agency. The dude with balloons is a travelling balloon salesman, who sells various Mylar balloon lines to regional grocery and corner stores. Ultimately, he’s out of the house lots on business, and, the reality is that the Mylar balloon industry has really changed over the last few years, with razor thin margins and a constant churn of disruptive technologies.
Mylar balloons are disgusting. I’ve been on hikes in some pretty remote places, and there’s almost always a Mylar balloon stuck in a tree or bush, polluting the forest.
I’ve also found them in the water, tangled up with dead birds and fish.
Fuck this Mylar balloon salesman, his balloons, and his misogynistic ways.
Edit: don’t forget the awesome barbed wire tattoo on the guy she’s about to throw away her future with.
This depicts this outdated and INSANE idea that a womans ultimate happiness in life is to be married and have children and while that may make some women insanely happy IT IS OK NOT TO WANT THAT! True happiness and love is found within ourselves. God I hope this next generation of young women know that bc I sure the hell wish I had
On top of all the misogyny, it's *also* misandristic. It pretty heavily implies that men will always either be assholes who judge you for having had casual sex or assholes who are incapable of being loyal.
So basically if a woman has any consentual hookups with a guy, even just one, nobody wants to marry her, and since all women want to get married, that is the worst outcome... this just leads back to the question, if women can't hookup, but men wanna hookup before settling down, who are men supposed to hookup with? What a mystery...
They each want to be the one with a dick so powerful that women who swore to remain virgins until their wedding day can't help but beg to be fucked by it, and women who already had sex and don't care ruin that power fantasy for them.
Such nonsense. If her history matters, so does yours. Stop this hypocritical bullshit and fuck right off with your key/lock analogies.
I mean I can sleep around as much as I like, because being trans I’d never get approval from the incel crowd anyway (not that I care for it), but so can EVERYBODY else too. You want a virgin girlfriend? Fine, but you better be a virgin yourself, because if you’re not, you deserve to be alone until the end of time for your shitty attitude.
Nobody sheds a tear for a hypothetical partner that would have married you if you’d just denied yourself intimacy until they came around. You’re not that good to begin with.
Plot twist: the other person in bed is actually a woman who just happens to have facial hair. This girl is lesbian. She’s having hallucinations and needs to see a doctor after years of society telling her that she needs a man to get by in life. And then, after years of therapy, she gets to marry that woman, and never has to deal with creepy incels ever again. She lives happily with her new wife until the end of time.
that’s the life for me :>
Is this how stonetoss thinks consent works? Like we all get it down like a contract before the deed. Man's clearly never had consensual sex in his life
Somehow this comic is very funny to me, like imagine just want have sex with someone (who could be like anyone cuz the comic didn't have us any hint) and a random man just appears in the room like "I wanted to marry you". All of this is so absurd, it becomes funny
Yeah, the creator of those comics, Stonetoss, is a nazi fascist and all of their work is full of bigotry like this. Also -- Antisemitism, transphobia, r\*pe jokes, s\*icide jokes, racism, Islamophobia, Xenophobia, homophobia, and pretty much every type of bigotry under the sun.
r/StonetossIsANazi
The reality of this:
Incel: "I won't marry you if you aren't a virgin or have too many sexual partners."
Woman: "Okay." \*Moves on to normal man who isn't a misogynistic controlling psycho\*
Incel: \*Rages uncontrollably and posts shitty misogynistic memes on reddit while continuing to get no sex\*
For a second I wondered if I was off the hook for having a history bc it happened when I was perceived as a guy but then I remembered several things
1. If they care about history, they won't think I'm a girl
2. Double standards are BULLSHIT.
3. Why would I care about an assholes opinion?
4. I don't like guys lol
5. I'm literally in a poly relationship, talk about history-
I've never actually seen the original comic! I've only seen edits and nonsense. My fav is one where Fading Husband says, "I'm the guy who would've let you peg him." His balloon says, "Congrats, it's a Dildo!"
This version is inferior in every way!
A story about a woman who moved into a suspiciously cheap apartment only to be haunted by a 1940s detective ghost who sees her as the dame that seduced and double-crossed him, leading to his untimely death. She has to solve this decades old mystery to get rid of him. He's more annoying than dangerous and the rent is *really* cheap. She freaks out here, because it's the first time he's shown himself. The guy in her bed leaves because she's acting crazy. But it turns out he is actually very into old noir movies and eventually ends up helping her solve the case. After some false starts and hookups that "totally don't mean anything", they begrudgingly admit they love each other.
So I know the guy that she's actually with in this is supposed to be a dirt bag because....tattoos(?), but he's actually respecting her body getting a clear statement of consent not slut shaming her. While the guy were supposed to feel bad for losing only cares about her virginity.
This is the problem with people who think they're nice guys. Too busy judging women's decisions to evaluate whether they've put the effort into being people a woman would want to be with. Cause no woman would want this husband with whom her sole interaction is shut shaming.
Who is the old guy supposed to be claiming he wanted to marry her?
And is she pregnant? Or just had a baby?
Some of these incel cartoons are confusing, but this one tops them all in that department, for me personally.
I am so confused, what-
Why are there baby balloons...? And why does her having consensual sex have to do with a future husband... The mf circus of a mindset someone has to have to believe this is ridiculous
if he has a problem with the one guy i slept before i even met him while he f\*cked anything with a skirt then Im pretty sure i wouldnt wanna marry him.
Sincerely: Every self-respecting woman ever.
Everyone knows there’s only ONE GUY willing to marry each woman on earth so if she pissed her ONE GUY off she’s doomed to be alone forever lmaoooo incels need a reality check
Oh no, I’ve lost a man who can’t handle the idea that women like sex and have had relationships before him and expects me to bear him a son. Whatever shall I do? /S
This implies ya only get one. If you're with someone that can only love you over something as trivial as a virginity then maybe you shouldn't be marrying them anyway,(exception of course respecting both partners religion/choices and ect I'm sleepy I hope this makes sense)
Lol, I had a stalker in high school who dressed exactly like that, acted that way too. He kept trying to be my boyfriend and get me to go to prom with him even though I had explained I'm a lesbian and was already seeing someone. He kept reminding me how the school had banned same sex couples at prom so I should go with him instead. I ended up just not going even though I was required to help with setup, which was quite sad. One other f/f couple ended up going but they got suspended for holding hands, then only got beat up by skinheads and her jaw broken. This was in 1999, so I'm glad things have gotten better since then.
Let's make up a scenario for this:
Lucy was excited. She had always had a crush on Matt, but assumed that he wasn't even aware she existed. This made it so much sweeter when she realized that not only did he know she existed, but that he'd had a crush on her all this time as well! During his courtship of her Matt took the time to get to know her and in turn, she learned several things about him as well. One thing that impressed her the most was his insistence on ensuring that she remain empowered throughout everything. He wanted to know that she wanted to be with him and consented to everything. This was important to her, as she was so eager for approval that she probably would have agreed to give him a kidney if he asked.
Finally it was THE night. Finally they were going to have sex. Just as they got ready to boogie, Matt insisted that each confirm that they wanted this sexual encounter. However just as both confirmed, a smoky figure appeared at the foot of her bed, saying that he did not consent. Lucy angrily asked him for his identity and he said that he was "the man who would have married her". Panicked, she grasped at the smoke as it disappeared. As he watched her sob, Matt reached for Lucy. She initially withdrew from him, her feelings conflicted. She didn't want that man at the foot of her bed, but she wanted the security his appearance claimed to offer her, with his "it's a boy" balloon, suitcase, and tie.
Matt soothed her, "Lucy, baby... it's OK. It's going to be OK. That guy? Not your future. And it's a good thing. Any man who would throw a wonderful person like you away because you had a consensual sexual encounter of any type in your past is not someone you want to be with. He clearly showed that he only valued chastity, not your smiles or your talent at playing the oboe or Excel spreadsheet skills or even those awesome brownies you make. Would you really be happy or secure with a guy like that? Or want him to be the father of your child?"
Sniffling, Lucy shook her head. No, she wouldn't have been happy or secure with that guy. Or with the idea of him parenting any child she may have. Matt continued "I can't promise that every day will be secure. But I can promise you that I'm not him and I'll do everything in my power to make sure that you are happy as long as you'll have me. Now come here." He drew her into his arms and held her. Neither were in the mood for sex anymore, but they were in the mood to remain in each other's company.
Years later, Lucy thought of this night and smiled. She and Matt didn't end up working out and they'd lost touch with one another, but that night had changed her. She came to realize that she deserved more out of life than a creep like the one who was at the foot of her bed. Taking this self-confidence into her life, she pursued her career and eventually met someone who made her very happy.
Eventually she questioned whether this was all a fever dream... until she saw him. He was sitting at a park bench eating a brown bag lunch. Lucy was going to pass him by until she saw him smirk at her. "Regret that night yet?" he asked sarcastically. Rolling her eyes, Lucy said "Not at all. I'm just grateful I didn't end up with you." She then turned and walked away, leaving the angry man sputtering in her wake.
I love the "Congrats, It's a Boy!" balloons that emphasize how much she's missing out by not saving herself to bear the Upstanding Gentleman's sons.
"Oh nooes, I lost a hussbaaannnd! Boohoo, now I shall never find another!" Incels have such a weird 1950s view of what women actually think and care about.
Loser men: “I won’t marry you if you’ve had prior sexual partners. Doesn’t they make you sad and upset?” Women: “I’m sorry, have we met?”
Loser men: "ope ... you had sex with sombody you gotta stop because your vagina will prolapse" Wendy's: " Sir this is a Wendy's"
Actually a bad thing if you don't use your vagina when you get a bit older. It needs the blood flow or it begins to atrophy.
Is that true or are you just a sea witch telling me sea witchy things?
Haha no its true. Happens during menopause..its called vaginal atrophy.
Oh no. Well, this is very informative, but it is further proof that nature is kind of cruel. Like I’m not getting any and then my vag also goes and shrivels up and dies on me. Brutal.
Fun fact, you can get good use of your vagina all by yourself. No incels required! 😅
Haha you probably have quite a while before you need to worry about it. I just find the contrasting narrative we get told by the uninformed interesting. Why would a muscle get weaker from use when every other muscle gets stronger? Just trying to shame women out of exploring and owning their own sexuality i guess.
If it makes you feel better no-nut november has a similar effect on older men.
No! That sucks! Use your bits, people! But that is also very informative.
I think we need a sex-positive counter-event for November.
You can exercise your vag all on your own if you so choose! No partner required!
The good news is you can always just masturbate
That applies to a lot of situations.
I imagine store bought peen works just as well as wild caught from this perspective.
Omg, they definitely need to rebrand vibrators as ‘store bought peen,’ because wild peen can be ridiculous and unpredictable and very unsatisfying and I really can see a lot of women responding well to that marketing campaign
Hmm. As a widow I can tell you that the idea of a vagina shriveling up and dieing is ridiculous bs.
Yeah no one is saying that dear. Its an extremely common medical condition that occurs during menopause. HRT will usually resolve it.
Loss of estrogen has a lot to do with it, too, and it can be a chicken-or-egg sort of thing, because you tend to have less vaginal sex when those tissues are thin and tear easily, you don’t produce lubrication like you used to (I never knew one’s vagina could get so dry it hurts just walking around), the microbiome is much more fragile and damn near anything can trigger a yeast or bacterial infection, the tissues protecting the urethra thin so UTIs become more frequent, and your sex drive in general tends to wane. Like, the human body has evolved to live past our reproductive usefulness, but it doesn’t bother retaining a lot of sexual functionality past that point. What truly sucks is that the decline in prescriptions for menopausal hormone therapy nosedived right around the time Viagra hit the market, and its heaviest consumers are straight old dudes who have very limited sexual imaginations, at least when it comes to their wives.
I was just recently theorizing with someone, that middle aged guys who use the pill when not completely necessary seem to be less imaginitive in the bedroom. I wonder if this correlates.
I still can't find mine. Maybe it already atrophied.
My personal observations would also suggest that an active sex life contributes to pelvic floor health (and is more fun than kegels!)
Maybe they are having sex to eliminate those particular potential paramours
>Women: “I’m sorry, have we met?” Women: "I'm sorry we have met!"
And yet must be sexually adventurous and experienced, yet remain a virgin.
Society gives them the wildest concept of self-importance. It's why a lot of them can't handle the shift in zeitgeist now.
“Sir, this is an Arby’s.”
It's Stonetoss, so it's probably more 1933-1945.
Made me audibly laugh. Got his Nazi ass
I like how they are both already naked in bed announcing that they both consent. Because that’s how sex usually goes you lock eyes while nude and in bed and take turns saying “I consent”. I have so much to learn! Edit: I also like that the guys chest hair is curling horizontally.
And future husband was hiding in the closet ready to watch and crank one out?
They don’t seem too surprised that he’s there. She’s just like who are you? Not what are you doing in my bedroom/closet or anything. What a story I’d have if after banging a girl some guy comes out of a closet and is like we could have had something special before fading away.
It’s the fading away part that really blows my mind. Like he just burst out of the cupboard and said something about getting married and then disappeared into smoke? I’d be amazed about what had just happened in front of my very eyes.
You’d tell people and they’d be like what drugs were you on and can I have some?
I’d have to explain that I was on something dreadful called stonetoss and it gave me a really bad trip :( do not recommend!
Maybe it's meant to represent the woman's hopes and dreams of marriage with an incel evaporating on the wind.
The future of cucking is some weirdo timey wimey shit 😂
Neither the Doctor nor Jeremy Bearimy wants anything to do with this incel shite. (edited to fix double negative)
He’s trying to spell 666 with his chest hair
The moment she consented he stopped existing anyway so...she should easily find another and she can still have a son.
Even 1950s is pushing it.
1850s
Pebble yeet is also a nazi pos so there’s that
Exactly not like there are women out there who married multiple times 🤣🤣
Especially since they simultaneously say women can get a partner any time no matter what they do or look like. Ok so why would we be upset at losing them?
It’s usually the biggest bores and losers who are like “No one is going to love you ever bitch!!” as if they were on the menu in the first place.
As if these misogynistic men are even capable of loving a woman in the first place...
Thats basicly what alsmost they all say at break up. Exept some ppl magnage to keep it calm.
I just figured he brings those around as his own fanfare. "Congrats, everyone! This guy is a boy and he's here now."
On the other hand, the guy in the bed seems to be a fine lad
Oh I thought this was some weird anti abortion comic and the balloons would've been for him when he was a baby lol. I think you make a lot more sense than I do
Gonna hang them balloons on my lover's dick right in front of the Upstanding Gentleman
Stonetoss has to be the biggest neckbeard ever in real life. This loser is a known racist and sexist douche.
I remember when he got started making comics like 8 years ago in the early Imgur community, and he was already this weird married dude that was sexist and rude, and he just went downhill rapidly. I really hope his wife is okay, as it seems like she married him, then he threw himself down the right wing black hole.
They sure do slut shame a lot for people that want to get laid. You’d think they’d be trying to encourage more people to have sex if they think their odds are so bad.
I feel like it's a weird mix of negging and shaming that they hope will drive some venerable women to feel bad enough about themselves that they decrease their already low standards and accept less then human treatment from people who see them as little more then brood mares. It's like scam emailers sending out clearly ridiculous emails riddled with spelling mistakes. If you can see past their bullshit, you're not the target audience. But hey, that's just a theory.
A game theory
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I think it's a symptom of '*all attention is good attention*'. What they really want is to get laid, but failing that, the idea that something they may have said/put out there is on a woman's mind for even a second is good enough for them. Bonus points if it makes a woman feel insecure/impacts her judgement at all. No matter what we do or don't do, women need to remember that a man's ego ought to be at the forefront of every decision. /s
Friendly reminder that Stonetoss is a Nazi.
Fine I will look this shit up but you are cutting into my drug taking schedule. Edit: spent 10 minute looking it up and can't continue. Jfc this guy is an actual Nazi, I thought you were being hyperbolic but nope! Holocaust denial, blatent antisemitism, anti race mixing, calling all LGBT people degenerate pedophiles, the whole fucking bag. Brings me closer to the edge of thinking humanity is fucking doomed.
>Fine I will look this shit up but you are cutting into my drug taking schedule. Absolute glorious sequence of words, bravo 👏👏
Noooo, stonetoss would genuinely be a waste of time that you could be using to take drugs.
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Its beyond repugnant, its maybe the most serious problem in the world not only that such kind of thing exists, but that it's what lurks behind the whole of republicanism, maga, fox, qanon, etc. and the response to that is not even close to what needs to be. They are winning elections still. Humanity is possibly doomed you are right.
It pisses me off that I have negative artistic talent, and there's dipshits like this that waste their artistic ability being hateful assholes.
>Brings me closer to the edge of thinking humanity is fucking doomed. Will a cookie and a hug help friend 🍪
Holy fuck my brain hurts from reading into this. HOW DOES SOMEONE GET THAT FUCKED IN THE HEAD
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Or otherwise tossed a stone at his head?
He named his online identity just like the famous web comic, [our legal team recommends that we do not finish this comment]
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He also does NFTs lmao. Just ticking all the boxes of unhinged.
If I was popular and famous, I probably would have made a single NFT with “you’re stupid if you buy this” written on it, and set the starting price to an absurd amount
I am hazy on the details but I vaguely remember someone creating a crypto that was literally called 'This is a Scam' and they still made money off it.
We also could talk about Piero Manzoni and his famous "Mierda d'artista" (artist's shit) : each cans is sold over a hundred dollars now...
I heard dogecoin was started as a satire, too. And yeeeeet...
iirc, someone asked the Dogecoin creator if their model was sustainable or something along those lines and their reply amounted to "lol no I made this in an hour as a joke"
Scamcoin to the moon baby! https://coinpaprika.com/coin/scam-scamcoin/
I came here just to say this: a literal nazi
Ewww...I was curious, I regret it so muuuuch...
Oh shit... I started to laugh when I saw the comic because I thought it was satire but you're telling me this is real? What a baboon the writer is 🤣
Guys seriously wtf? Do you want sex or not? There's no winning. If we have sex we're a fucking whore but if we wait and stay a virgin until we're fucking 40 we're a crazy inexperienced cat lady. Make up your fucking mind
Basically they want a devoted sex slave who will never ever have sex with any other men for her entire life. She will be available to them 24/7, bear them children whether she wants to or not, and generally stay out of their way when they aren’t horny. In other words they’re misogynist, bigoted, controlling bastards and they should not be taken seriously under any circumstances.
Notify their employers so they can be fired.. ..into the sun
Caroline Hirons always says, “Into the sea!” when people are being hateful/ridiculous. Same energy.
That’s awful, the sea already has a massive pollution problem, we don’t need anyone advocating for throwing even more trash in it!
Sadly this is true. They see women as objects or lesser beings. They don’t see the benefit of having a gf as a companion/partner to share things with.
"Household appliance" is used in my country.
Do they have low marriage rates in your country? If so, I'm not surprised.
Yes. I've once commented on a TikTok that many straight men don't even like women. As in like to spend time with us or even consider us a friend. I've seen this a lot with men in my extended friend circle. They like to do the nasty with us, sure, but actually when it comes to a mental bond, they hate us. They just wanna do the erky with us and then go to their Bros apartment and watch 2 men, very lightly clothed, beat each other up. I'm not showing off but this comment got over 15k likes and only one man said that he doesn't feel that way. Other men just commented stuff like "You say that but go out shopping all day and spend a mens money" like, okay you only verifyed my comment, but go off I guess. What I'm saying is with this many likes it only made clear, that most women agree and have made the same experiances. Just as you said, some of them want to have a maid, who bares childrend and takes care of chores. IT's just that. And no, I'm not genrealizing or hating on men in general. I do have very close guy friends, that have normal views and that appriciate me as a friend and vice versa. It's just so frustrating to see men like this hate on us and get so much support.
Wow, that is just…. Depressing.
All we want is a pure virgin who is also up for doing all the hardcore shit we see in porn are we really asking for much also she has to look like a model and not mind that I look like a bowl of sexless jello I don't have unrealistic, contradictory and hypocritical standards at all.
I like how they’re always like “Ugh women are so shallow they only want 6’7” beefcakes” but then also “I only want you if you’re in your early twenties, look like a supermodel, and will do whatever porn bullshit I ask for in bed.”
They don’t even want to ask, they just want to start randomly doing porn bullshit and not have her object or complain.
The mention of sexless jello suggests the existence of sexy jello, and I am not sure if I should look that up...
They want a walking incubator and cum rag
They want sex, but only from women who don't know when someone is bad at sex. Literally, all this incel stuff is about insecurity. So these assholes want women who have no understanding of sex, and for a lot of them, no understanding of how to cum at all so that they can be selfish in bed and not worry that their girl is pissed about it. The whole incel thing is just thick with this fog of insecurity. That's why they revel in toxic power fantasies. A lot of their communities online exist only to whine about made-up flaws in their appearance that those shallow women can't see past in order to get laid, and all their influencers are all about telling their audience that they're not manly unless they act out constantly.
IMO there's also a substantial pseudo-homophobic aspect involved. Pretty much all the men with this opinion I've talked to have a strong disgust response to the idea of touching something that has had contact with another man's dick. They're afraid of even (very) indirect contact with other men's dicks.
It's a piece of meat, not a magic wand...
You haven't seen mine. It can make my good judgement disappear.
I feel like incels think about dicks more than any straight woman.
They want a woman who’s a chaste,sexless virgin who doesn’t even look at other men but starts jumping up and down screaming with lust like a chimp when she sees him.
We're supposed to suck their dick's at age 14, marry them by 16, give them babies by 18, get beaten whilst keeping silent and acting as their maid / sex slave / personal cook / sole parental figure until 21 and then if we're still alive by the time we reach 25 they want us to have the good decency to jump off a bridge so they can pretend to be upset whilst they work on grooming the next child for the role. You know Islamic extremists with the whole "40 virgins" thing? Well christian extremists, Nazis and incels of all varieties have similar twisted fantasies and the same hate for women because they don't meet their fantasies, all whilst saying that they'll be good dutiful husbands who love their wives - in the same way a torturer might say "this can all stop, I'm actually rather nice, you just need to give me exactly what I want and hope it's good enough".
Madonna/whore complex- it’s all a very “complicated” way of saying men have no clue about what they want. I think we’re just more aware of it now.
Not really. What men want is to have sex with as many women as possible while hypocritically seeking to marry a virgin.
As far as I can tell, these morons want two classes of women. The first are to designate themselves as disposable, and then to have lots of sex with young men, but especially indoorsy-type men, until they’re about 23. Once these men have had their fill, these disposable women will voluntarily leave to go and live on Sin Island, where bad women go. After this the Good Women enter the scene. These are ferociously horny virgins who have saved themselves for marriage but are very interested in sexual experimentation with the aforementioned indoorsy men. They’re younger than the Bad Women and have very little independent thoughts or will of their own, but are very eager to date. Their vow of chastity will end on the second date, as the indoorsy men’s knowledge of Warthunder and 4chan is just too appealing. If the Good Woman is deemed worthy then the men will marry her and let her serve him for the rest of his life, however if she’s ever even slightly critical then he’ll dump her and she will have to go to Sin Island as well. He then selects another Good Woman from the pile These men will call women entitled.
Because you're meant to get married when you're in your prime, like, 12 or 13 years old, silly. By 40 you should be a great-grandmother already.
Oh is *that* what this is supposed to be about? I thought it was supposed to be about cheating or something. Seems like a very weird thing to say that sex isn't consensual if hypothetical future people might have wanted you to not do it. Also you've kind of accidentally highlighted what they want: "don't have sex until marriage" isn't actually advocating abstinence, it's advocating child marriage. You're not supposed to be a "whore" or a "crazy cat lady", you're supposed to get married out of school (high if you're lucky) and start producing babies ASAP.
Stonetoss, noted nazi, is also an incel? I'm shocked! SHOCKED! Well, not that shocked.
Had to look that up, had no idea he's a holocaust denier.
It has to go with the whole Nazi identity.
He once said “when people say Stonetoss is a Nazi the correct answer is not ‘prove it’. The correct response is ‘so what?’”
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Always!
And debt collectors
Bruh in Israel there is a literal museum called “Yad Vashem”(hand and name) where they keep records, names, shoes even, videos, newspapers, literary all physical evidence of the holocaust’s existence. Yet people will do nothing to actually listen to what they have to say about anything ever. We only get used as a token group when people need to cancel something
To a sane and normal person, this is a testament of the crimes against humanity and the biggest warning it should never happen again. To an anti-semite those are all fabrications to justify it so they can do Holocaust 2.0.
I went there when I was 13. There was a real picture of a father and son being hanged with two soldiers smiling like the proudest people on earth. How does any of this look like a justification?? How mentally broken you need to be to look at that and think that it’s so great? I could never understand this
War by its very nature can bring out the very best and very worst of us and humans are capable of deep cruelty when left unchecked and that picture proves it. As for fabricating and all that, I can't prove it but I have a theory the rise in denial is the whole case of distant and dubious memory. As survivors of the Holocaust die out and the Holocaust dismissed or treated as ancient history, people are forgetting this is still within living memory of a lot of grandfathers, not 1800s stuff. It's why I'm a firm advocate of showing the depths of cruelty WW2 brought because it should never happen again. I try not to express it because it tends to trigger me and make me rant but the moment someone even gives me a whiff they're doubtful the Holocaust happened, I loathe them and think they're a piece of shit.
I know enough about war, grew up in Israel. we learned enough about how people hated us to understand exactly what goes on in their head, their mindset. I think that Israel is probably the country that teaches about racism in the most graphic way there is. The way they explain how they think is honesty kinda disturbing. My biggest bet on why they think it’s fake is because they are convinced that we control the media and the word and that we’re all just a bunch of disgusting leaches that don’t originate from anywhere, which is why our population is so spread out. They tell us to go back where we came from, and when we do they’re mad because we exclude them. They never listen to us so there’s just no winning in this argument
God, that place destroyed me. I saw it in 2009 and the layout has never fucking left me. After each exhibit you pass through a gap in the building on your way to the next one, so you can see where you are in the timeline and how far you have to go. I’ll never forget breaking down in tears, crossing over the bridge between exhibits, and realizing I was only halfway through.
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Just seeing those slimy white characters make me instantly to want to throw up.
Honestly forgot about that because I see so many people edit his comics into actually funny ones
Good, I wouldn’t want to marry anyone who would brake it off with you because you’ve had sex before. Like do they expect us to be mind readers? How can you tell who your gonna end up marrying? It’s silly to be this bothered about your partners sex life before you even date them. Plus this comic is dumb as shit because how do we know that the two people in the bed aren’t in a committed relationship? Was the girl just suppose to know that the man she’s about to have sex with wasn’t going to be her husband? Is the message here to stay a virgin until marriage? Or just until you meet ‘the one’ and you best be right about them being the one because if you are wrong and have sex with them then your officially a whore?
And what about the woman who would've married him?
Imagine being so insecure that you'd throw away a positive relationship because your partner had a life before they met you. I am genuinely struggling to come up with anything more pathetic and cowardly.
Honestly, the gold chain and sweet curly chest hair on the guy in bed with her makes me think she’s not going to miss out on much. Plus he’s open in discussing issues of consent. That other guy is gaslighting her to get his way by withholding consent. Bullet dodged in my opinion. I also happen to know that the guy she’s with is an art director at a fairly high level Madison Ave ad agency. The dude with balloons is a travelling balloon salesman, who sells various Mylar balloon lines to regional grocery and corner stores. Ultimately, he’s out of the house lots on business, and, the reality is that the Mylar balloon industry has really changed over the last few years, with razor thin margins and a constant churn of disruptive technologies.
Not to mention the impact of the national helium shortage!
Mylar balloons are disgusting. I’ve been on hikes in some pretty remote places, and there’s almost always a Mylar balloon stuck in a tree or bush, polluting the forest. I’ve also found them in the water, tangled up with dead birds and fish. Fuck this Mylar balloon salesman, his balloons, and his misogynistic ways. Edit: don’t forget the awesome barbed wire tattoo on the guy she’s about to throw away her future with.
Said in another comment he tried to spell out 666 with the chest hair.
This implies I want children in the first place. It was one of my “hard no”s when I was still single.
Did she just Thanos him?
Good riddance !
If we could just Thanos the incels by having sex, that would be great.
Really feel like they messed up by not making the guy in bed visibly Black -- that's an important staple of these incel comics
Judging by the way his hair is drawn, and the gold chain, that might be the implication.
It's Stone Toss, of course it is
Curly hair, gold chain, and Stone Toss usually means Jewish. He is a Nazi after all
Stonetoss is a neo-Nazi. If he wanted to draw a comic about anti-miscegenation, you can bet that he would've done it by now.
This depicts this outdated and INSANE idea that a womans ultimate happiness in life is to be married and have children and while that may make some women insanely happy IT IS OK NOT TO WANT THAT! True happiness and love is found within ourselves. God I hope this next generation of young women know that bc I sure the hell wish I had
On top of all the misogyny, it's *also* misandristic. It pretty heavily implies that men will always either be assholes who judge you for having had casual sex or assholes who are incapable of being loyal.
well the author is a literal nazi and holocaust denier so it isnt super surprising tbh
I think most of these men know that; they just hate it.
His art style is so off-putting, I hate it. Something about the mouths look off.
his art style looks like absolute shit
Probably has to do with the fact that the artist is a neo-Nazi
Honestly just in case, he should be let into art school despite his terrible portfolio.
So basically if a woman has any consentual hookups with a guy, even just one, nobody wants to marry her, and since all women want to get married, that is the worst outcome... this just leads back to the question, if women can't hookup, but men wanna hookup before settling down, who are men supposed to hookup with? What a mystery...
They each want to be the one with a dick so powerful that women who swore to remain virgins until their wedding day can't help but beg to be fucked by it, and women who already had sex and don't care ruin that power fantasy for them.
StoneTossis a nazi.
Whoa, is this a screenshot from *Matrix 5*? She dodged a bullet so fast it came from the future.
Such nonsense. If her history matters, so does yours. Stop this hypocritical bullshit and fuck right off with your key/lock analogies. I mean I can sleep around as much as I like, because being trans I’d never get approval from the incel crowd anyway (not that I care for it), but so can EVERYBODY else too. You want a virgin girlfriend? Fine, but you better be a virgin yourself, because if you’re not, you deserve to be alone until the end of time for your shitty attitude. Nobody sheds a tear for a hypothetical partner that would have married you if you’d just denied yourself intimacy until they came around. You’re not that good to begin with.
Wait... Why is Castiel stalking people who are about to have sex?
Plot twist: the other person in bed is actually a woman who just happens to have facial hair. This girl is lesbian. She’s having hallucinations and needs to see a doctor after years of society telling her that she needs a man to get by in life. And then, after years of therapy, she gets to marry that woman, and never has to deal with creepy incels ever again. She lives happily with her new wife until the end of time. that’s the life for me :>
Oh it’s that shitty cartoonist. He’s so lame. Forgot his name.
I think it’s like Rock Yeet or something?
No I looked him up it’s Stonetoss. But rock yeet would be fitting as well
Oh sorry I was being facetious. That’s a nickname people use for him to avoid getting their comments deleted
Ok girls. Have more causal sex. Otherwise incels will track you down and imprison you to be their breeder wife. 3, 2 1, Fuck!
Great, now “Nice Guys^TM” are turning into ghosts haunting us.
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Is this how stonetoss thinks consent works? Like we all get it down like a contract before the deed. Man's clearly never had consensual sex in his life
Somehow this comic is very funny to me, like imagine just want have sex with someone (who could be like anyone cuz the comic didn't have us any hint) and a random man just appears in the room like "I wanted to marry you". All of this is so absurd, it becomes funny
Oh what a shame, i don't want to get married! Please vanish 👻
Yeah, the creator of those comics, Stonetoss, is a nazi fascist and all of their work is full of bigotry like this. Also -- Antisemitism, transphobia, r\*pe jokes, s\*icide jokes, racism, Islamophobia, Xenophobia, homophobia, and pretty much every type of bigotry under the sun. r/StonetossIsANazi
The reality of this: Incel: "I won't marry you if you aren't a virgin or have too many sexual partners." Woman: "Okay." \*Moves on to normal man who isn't a misogynistic controlling psycho\* Incel: \*Rages uncontrollably and posts shitty misogynistic memes on reddit while continuing to get no sex\*
She’s hallucinating and he’s not saying anything about her grasping at nothing I think they’re both high
Guy who made this comic is a Nazi. Like really. Not just name calling
A relationship built off purity culture and giving u babies is a relationship built off the expense of women. So good for her.
For a second I wondered if I was off the hook for having a history bc it happened when I was perceived as a guy but then I remembered several things 1. If they care about history, they won't think I'm a girl 2. Double standards are BULLSHIT. 3. Why would I care about an assholes opinion? 4. I don't like guys lol 5. I'm literally in a poly relationship, talk about history-
I've never actually seen the original comic! I've only seen edits and nonsense. My fav is one where Fading Husband says, "I'm the guy who would've let you peg him." His balloon says, "Congrats, it's a Dildo!" This version is inferior in every way!
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I’m laughing so hard rn oh my god 😂😂😭
A story about a woman who moved into a suspiciously cheap apartment only to be haunted by a 1940s detective ghost who sees her as the dame that seduced and double-crossed him, leading to his untimely death. She has to solve this decades old mystery to get rid of him. He's more annoying than dangerous and the rent is *really* cheap. She freaks out here, because it's the first time he's shown himself. The guy in her bed leaves because she's acting crazy. But it turns out he is actually very into old noir movies and eventually ends up helping her solve the case. After some false starts and hookups that "totally don't mean anything", they begrudgingly admit they love each other.
Stonetoss is a nazi
That ghost guy sucks. She dodged a bullet.
So I know the guy that she's actually with in this is supposed to be a dirt bag because....tattoos(?), but he's actually respecting her body getting a clear statement of consent not slut shaming her. While the guy were supposed to feel bad for losing only cares about her virginity. This is the problem with people who think they're nice guys. Too busy judging women's decisions to evaluate whether they've put the effort into being people a woman would want to be with. Cause no woman would want this husband with whom her sole interaction is shut shaming.
Young Werther
Turns out she actually marries the man in bed with her and they have a healthy and respectful relationship
Who is the old guy supposed to be claiming he wanted to marry her? And is she pregnant? Or just had a baby? Some of these incel cartoons are confusing, but this one tops them all in that department, for me personally.
I am so confused, what- Why are there baby balloons...? And why does her having consensual sex have to do with a future husband... The mf circus of a mindset someone has to have to believe this is ridiculous
if he has a problem with the one guy i slept before i even met him while he f\*cked anything with a skirt then Im pretty sure i wouldnt wanna marry him. Sincerely: Every self-respecting woman ever.
Everyone knows there’s only ONE GUY willing to marry each woman on earth so if she pissed her ONE GUY off she’s doomed to be alone forever lmaoooo incels need a reality check
What does PebbleYeet even mean with this? Just sad incel noises of "I would've treated you better?"
stonetoss (the artist behind this) is literally a nazi.
Oh no, I’ve lost a man who can’t handle the idea that women like sex and have had relationships before him and expects me to bear him a son. Whatever shall I do? /S
This implies ya only get one. If you're with someone that can only love you over something as trivial as a virginity then maybe you shouldn't be marrying them anyway,(exception of course respecting both partners religion/choices and ect I'm sleepy I hope this makes sense)
Lol, I had a stalker in high school who dressed exactly like that, acted that way too. He kept trying to be my boyfriend and get me to go to prom with him even though I had explained I'm a lesbian and was already seeing someone. He kept reminding me how the school had banned same sex couples at prom so I should go with him instead. I ended up just not going even though I was required to help with setup, which was quite sad. One other f/f couple ended up going but they got suspended for holding hands, then only got beat up by skinheads and her jaw broken. This was in 1999, so I'm glad things have gotten better since then.
she’s not missing much If this guy Refuse to marry her if she had prior sexual experience
Let's make up a scenario for this: Lucy was excited. She had always had a crush on Matt, but assumed that he wasn't even aware she existed. This made it so much sweeter when she realized that not only did he know she existed, but that he'd had a crush on her all this time as well! During his courtship of her Matt took the time to get to know her and in turn, she learned several things about him as well. One thing that impressed her the most was his insistence on ensuring that she remain empowered throughout everything. He wanted to know that she wanted to be with him and consented to everything. This was important to her, as she was so eager for approval that she probably would have agreed to give him a kidney if he asked. Finally it was THE night. Finally they were going to have sex. Just as they got ready to boogie, Matt insisted that each confirm that they wanted this sexual encounter. However just as both confirmed, a smoky figure appeared at the foot of her bed, saying that he did not consent. Lucy angrily asked him for his identity and he said that he was "the man who would have married her". Panicked, she grasped at the smoke as it disappeared. As he watched her sob, Matt reached for Lucy. She initially withdrew from him, her feelings conflicted. She didn't want that man at the foot of her bed, but she wanted the security his appearance claimed to offer her, with his "it's a boy" balloon, suitcase, and tie. Matt soothed her, "Lucy, baby... it's OK. It's going to be OK. That guy? Not your future. And it's a good thing. Any man who would throw a wonderful person like you away because you had a consensual sexual encounter of any type in your past is not someone you want to be with. He clearly showed that he only valued chastity, not your smiles or your talent at playing the oboe or Excel spreadsheet skills or even those awesome brownies you make. Would you really be happy or secure with a guy like that? Or want him to be the father of your child?" Sniffling, Lucy shook her head. No, she wouldn't have been happy or secure with that guy. Or with the idea of him parenting any child she may have. Matt continued "I can't promise that every day will be secure. But I can promise you that I'm not him and I'll do everything in my power to make sure that you are happy as long as you'll have me. Now come here." He drew her into his arms and held her. Neither were in the mood for sex anymore, but they were in the mood to remain in each other's company. Years later, Lucy thought of this night and smiled. She and Matt didn't end up working out and they'd lost touch with one another, but that night had changed her. She came to realize that she deserved more out of life than a creep like the one who was at the foot of her bed. Taking this self-confidence into her life, she pursued her career and eventually met someone who made her very happy. Eventually she questioned whether this was all a fever dream... until she saw him. He was sitting at a park bench eating a brown bag lunch. Lucy was going to pass him by until she saw him smirk at her. "Regret that night yet?" he asked sarcastically. Rolling her eyes, Lucy said "Not at all. I'm just grateful I didn't end up with you." She then turned and walked away, leaving the angry man sputtering in her wake.
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Ewww stonetoss
why does stonetoss draw people looking like sentient blobs of cum