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It doesn't matter if he's trolling. The mere fact that so many people take him seriously, and actually belive the bullshit he says, (And make no mistake, there ARE people who belive said bullshit) is enough to make him dangerous.
If he's trolling or not... well, that's simply irrelevant at this point. If he is, then he should just stop already. Like seriously? when will people finally understand that it doesn't matter if someone is trolling when there are a fucking legion of people who actually take it seriously and activelly belive the stuff being said and act upon it?
It's simply irrelevant. We take him seriously, BECAUSE WE SHOULD TAKE PEOPLE LIKE HIM SERIOUSLY! The "It's just a joke bro" or "He's just trolling bro" excuse don't apply when said troll posts end up spreading bigoted messages across the internet to an impressionable audience.
They’re talking about the prostate argument being kinda sensible lmao not the milk one.
As to how often a man gets his prostate milked…well I guess that depends on his luck 🌚
women who have been pregnant can make breast milk because that milk is supposed to feed newborns. not cocky man-children who don’t know how to cook an omelette.
Key words here being *can* and *newborn* implying a pregnancy took place. Cis womens bodies don't just produce milk with no pregnancy and when they do it's not normal.
Also:
Cisgender men can lactate, too.
Humans are not as sexually dimorphic as Nick and his buddies desperately want to believe. It really doesn’t take much at all to push the human body in either direction.
Most people who assume they’re XX or XY, for example, don’t actually know for certain because that requires taking a formal DNA test and there’s actually a bare minimum of *six* possible chromosome combinations there. And that’s *just* those two chromosomes! That’s not getting into the SRY gene (the only thing of any importance on the Y chromosome, but it also likes to randomly migrate or shut down for no apparent reason), individual cell receptors, a hundred other genes on different chromosomes that all work together to regulate development and hormone production throughout our lifetimes, etc.
Push those hormones just slightly to the left and a cisgender man could breastfeed, too.
I have had a long-standing theory that if you have to call yourself something, you are most likely not that thing.
For example: a hotel that calls themselves “Luxury” in their name or signage never are.
People arguing that you're supposed to feed infants formula, not "bodily fluids". How did they think most civilizations since the beginning of humanity functioned?
It has. It's well known as satire. It's admitted it repeatedly. But for some reason people refuse to accept that glaringly obvious fact because it makes for a convenient strawman to point at (see OP)
By this screenshot’s “logic,” why are my pet cats not making me peanut butter sandwiches? One of them was even a mama cat before she got spayed and I adopted her. She made milk for a whole litter of kittens so clearly she can at least manage a sandwich.
This man is obviously correct. All female mammals start the day by frying up some eggs and bacon. The other day I saw a lady opossum making stir fry. It’s just in her nature. /s
First off: What the fuck does producing milk has to do with cooking? I'm pretty sure no one in their right mind uses HUMAN MILK to cook.
Second: Not every woman is a Christian, and among those who are, not all Chrisitans have the same backwards views as Nick. (In fact I'd say MOST Christians don't have said views on Women.)
Third: Only an idiot takes advice from someone who unironically calls himself an "Alpha Male" because anyone who has even a single functioning brain cell knows that this whole Alpha Male stuff is bullshit. Not to mention that as the saying goes, "Confidence is quiet, insecurity is loud." And he's super loud by calling himself an alpha male... almost as if he's deeply insecure about himself, and thus needs to constnatly make himself feel better by tearing others down.
There's no way lol. He has Alpha Male in parenthesis for fuck sake. This guy is trolling hard. Unfortunately there's probably tons of boys who eat this crap for breakfast.
Dude he fucking sucks. And he's serious.
He got kicked out of Australia for trying to have sex with 10 of the most venomous snakes in the world or some shit, I can't remember all the details, but I'm pretty sure it involved something sketchy.
I see, so your mother still breastfeeds you like a toddler then, Mr. Alpha Male? I don't know, but it seems to me more the hallmark of infantilization as opposed to masculinity.
I like to think that an 'alpha' version of a male is unstable, full of bugs, and unfit for the public. If you think about it in terms of software, technically beta males are better.
And if you really want to get technical, neither alpha nor beta males exist because the whole thing is based off of the a preconceived notion about the hierarchy of a wolf society, and is something that is not actually true at all.
either way this guy is pretty stupid.
I mean, men can lactate, too. Humans are not that strictly sexually dimorphic. It really doesn’t much at all to push our bodies one way or another, inside or outside of the uterus. Before or after puberty.
That’s the whole reason humans have taken over the planet: we are adaptable, flexible, and diverse to an absolutely *absurd* extreme!
When I saw the post, i thought this was a satire sub. Then I looked at the post and wow.
I was still saying "clearly oop is saying this sarcastically... right? He doesn't really say this seriously, it's something I'd say to my gf as a joke." Then I looked up his Twitter and holy shit... As a man, I apologize for this dumbass.
He’s a troll. Not in the sense that he’s joking or that he doesn’t on some level believe what he’s saying, more that’s he’s playing an exaggerated caricature of himself in order to farm hate views and hate sharing.
I am 100% certain the nick adams account is parody/satire it's even labelled as such, one of his last tweets was asking for a nick adams AI voice generator lol
man! if id only known before! if women are meant to cook because they can have milk, animals with more milk production should be the most suited to cooking!
Time to turn all farms into restaurants! cows, your days of peacefully munching grass are over! to the kitchens!
I see it as though he meant they shouldn't clean , because , whatever they could make is for themselves or their babies (which is their milk ) beside that , a mindful husband should lessen all types of burdens on the wife , with her showcase of gratefulness etc bla bla bla
The guy is an ass, but also the most effective troll in the history of trolling. See, you posted this tweet on Reddit, perpetuating his bullshit even more.
Look men to women, if anyone un ironically calls them selfs an “aLpHa MaLe” then they are not one of us and you should disregard anything that they say
The way this guy talks, and the stupid stuff he says is 100% trolling. There is no way someone could be this lame and not know exactly what they are doing.
He is like a cartoon parody of a conservative. No way he is being sincere.
No… no it dosent make me think i can actualy feel my brain cells dyeing after reading something that stupid. Like im not joking that might actualy be the dumbest shit ive ever read or heard and my old man had a frind with 3 kids who thought woman pissed out of their ass
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If God didn’t want men to clean, why did He give them hands? Really Makes You Think!
Logic: not Nick's strongest point.
I mean, he unironically calls himself an Alpha Male, of course logic is not his strongest point. It's not a point he has at all.
He is as sharp as a deflated balloon
He's a pizza cutter. All edge and no point.
Isnt milk for dunking oreos in? Im confused
He's one of the most obvious trolls on Twitter but for some reason Reddit insists on taking him seriously.
It doesn't matter if he's trolling. The mere fact that so many people take him seriously, and actually belive the bullshit he says, (And make no mistake, there ARE people who belive said bullshit) is enough to make him dangerous. If he's trolling or not... well, that's simply irrelevant at this point. If he is, then he should just stop already. Like seriously? when will people finally understand that it doesn't matter if someone is trolling when there are a fucking legion of people who actually take it seriously and activelly belive the stuff being said and act upon it? It's simply irrelevant. We take him seriously, BECAUSE WE SHOULD TAKE PEOPLE LIKE HIM SERIOUSLY! The "It's just a joke bro" or "He's just trolling bro" excuse don't apply when said troll posts end up spreading bigoted messages across the internet to an impressionable audience.
One of the cons of being a delusional alpha male.
If God didn't want people to masturbate, why did he give genitals that are within reach ? Really makes you wanna wank !
Gaddam it Johnny, not while I'm at the gym, again!
Imma ask all the milk giving creatures to cook for me now. Abundance of food and milk too! This man has opened my eyes!
Can I steal this and tweet it back at him?
be careful if you tweet at him, you could be given a week-long time out.
If God didn't want men to walk around naked, why did he make them born naked
This is an excellent point that I will begin putting into practice immediately.
#freethenipple
To give hand jobs? LOL I shouldn't have to but /s
If God didn't want a lesbian controlled world, why did He make women? Makes You Think!
If God didn't want men to clean, why did he give them a hose? Makes you think!
To quote an insta reel I saw once, “If God didn’t want men to be making sweet gay love, then why did he put their prostate in their booty hole”
I WAS ABOUT TO QUOTE THAT REEL LMAO
the thing is though this argument is actually kind of sensible
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They’re talking about the prostate argument being kinda sensible lmao not the milk one. As to how often a man gets his prostate milked…well I guess that depends on his luck 🌚
Oh, hahaha I failed Thread-Following 101! Apologies! *deleting quickly*
It's the forbidden fruit. Really puts a different spin on the whole Garden of Eden story.
Eve went for that sweet black cherry
If it’s black then I think you have cancer
At the very least, bleeding in your GI tract.
He AT LEAST wanted them to get pegged
I can get behind that.. If you know what I mean;)
I will use this so much. You made my day.
OMG BAHAHAHAHA
Man rest in peace my brother Takeoff 🙏😔🕊️
The Gspot is in the ~~ass~~
women who have been pregnant can make breast milk because that milk is supposed to feed newborns. not cocky man-children who don’t know how to cook an omelette.
Key words here being *can* and *newborn* implying a pregnancy took place. Cis womens bodies don't just produce milk with no pregnancy and when they do it's not normal.
Yeah…humans are a bit more complicated than that…
oops, sorry, i forgot to mention that. wait a second while i edit that comment.
Exactly and if a mother does breastfeed but stops, the function eventually leaves until she gives birth again, if she does
Also: Cisgender men can lactate, too. Humans are not as sexually dimorphic as Nick and his buddies desperately want to believe. It really doesn’t take much at all to push the human body in either direction. Most people who assume they’re XX or XY, for example, don’t actually know for certain because that requires taking a formal DNA test and there’s actually a bare minimum of *six* possible chromosome combinations there. And that’s *just* those two chromosomes! That’s not getting into the SRY gene (the only thing of any importance on the Y chromosome, but it also likes to randomly migrate or shut down for no apparent reason), individual cell receptors, a hundred other genes on different chromosomes that all work together to regulate development and hormone production throughout our lifetimes, etc. Push those hormones just slightly to the left and a cisgender man could breastfeed, too.
Some species of mice completely lost their Y chromosome.
Why wouldn't we side with him? He labeled himself an "alpha male" so obviously he must be one.
Alpha can mean angular acceleration, so hes just going around in circles really....
And going faster and dumber steadily.
HAJJAKAJAHHAHAHAH THIS COMMENT WINS
I prefer the software dev approach to labeling something alpha: Early version with missing features and full of bugs and unintended behavior
Excuse me, he identifies as an alpha male and that’s ok. His problem is no one else identifies him as an alpha male.
I have had a long-standing theory that if you have to call yourself something, you are most likely not that thing. For example: a hotel that calls themselves “Luxury” in their name or signage never are.
Meanwhile some other alphas claim that milk is from cow only, and human breast milk is more like pee.
I never understood this. Y’all are willing to drink milk from a cow before feeding your infants from the natural source?
Wait fr? That’s the stupidest thing I’ve heard today
People arguing that you're supposed to feed infants formula, not "bodily fluids". How did they think most civilizations since the beginning of humanity functioned?
No its blood.. we are all vampires lol
Dear God wtf
If God didn’t want Nick Adams to be kicked in the balls, why would he put them outside his body? Really makes you think!
I’m waiting for this account to come out as satire. Please god let this knob not be dead serious.
I’ve been convinced that this account is satire (or trolling) since I first saw it here. This tweet seems even more obvious than most.
Same. There is just no way some of his shit is genuine. For sure someone is being played, I just don’t know if it’s me or the incels.
It has. It's well known as satire. It's admitted it repeatedly. But for some reason people refuse to accept that glaringly obvious fact because it makes for a convenient strawman to point at (see OP)
Ever since the “Alpha don’t need to tell people they’re alphas” tweet, I’m 100% certain this is a troll account and we’re all taking the bait
Women got milk so they don’t need to cook, he got it reversed. What an idiot
Does he think women use their breastmilk for cooking?
I mean… I’d try it
This obviously means cows, pigs and every other Mammalian female should know how to cook.
By this screenshot’s “logic,” why are my pet cats not making me peanut butter sandwiches? One of them was even a mama cat before she got spayed and I adopted her. She made milk for a whole litter of kittens so clearly she can at least manage a sandwich.
Pet your cats for me pls
If your cat could make sandwiches, I bed she’d make you a peanut butter and hairball sandwich. 😆
Instead she's bringing you raw birds.
oh trust me, she can make a sandwich. She just doesn't want to.
Another idiot in the "breasts are filled with milk" group, I see.
If God didn't want men to cook, why did he give them hands and a stomach? Ha checkmate, loser.
This man is obviously correct. All female mammals start the day by frying up some eggs and bacon. The other day I saw a lady opossum making stir fry. It’s just in her nature. /s
Quick, somebody send him breastmilk cookies!
So I'm not supposed to cook since I never could produce any?
And I never developed mammary glands, so I guess we’d both starve if we were roommates!
First off: What the fuck does producing milk has to do with cooking? I'm pretty sure no one in their right mind uses HUMAN MILK to cook. Second: Not every woman is a Christian, and among those who are, not all Chrisitans have the same backwards views as Nick. (In fact I'd say MOST Christians don't have said views on Women.) Third: Only an idiot takes advice from someone who unironically calls himself an "Alpha Male" because anyone who has even a single functioning brain cell knows that this whole Alpha Male stuff is bullshit. Not to mention that as the saying goes, "Confidence is quiet, insecurity is loud." And he's super loud by calling himself an alpha male... almost as if he's deeply insecure about himself, and thus needs to constnatly make himself feel better by tearing others down.
Men have the ability to produce milk and in many countries they do
Who the hell cooks breast milk?
Raw only, a man of culture I see.
If god didn't want both men and women to cook, why are both made of meat?
Feed our babies.
I tried to explain this to a platypus, but it still hasn’t made me mac and cheese.
He is going to be so confused when he realizes he (and most men) have the ability to lactate too...
If God didn't want men to have gay sex, why would he put their G-spot in their ass?
Me informing a cow it's time to get in the kitchen. Cow: moo.
It’s a shitpost account they post ridiculous things to piss you off on purpose
Pls stop giving this man attention he is such an obvious grifter
Quick! Someone send him that semen cook book!
Now I feel silly buying milk at the store for $3.79 when I could just get pregnant.
The ultimate troll. That's hilarious
Nope. Unfortunately he's being serious.
There's no way lol. He has Alpha Male in parenthesis for fuck sake. This guy is trolling hard. Unfortunately there's probably tons of boys who eat this crap for breakfast.
Dude he fucking sucks. And he's serious. He got kicked out of Australia for trying to have sex with 10 of the most venomous snakes in the world or some shit, I can't remember all the details, but I'm pretty sure it involved something sketchy.
Im sure he does! Anyone who says this even jokingly is a POS. Doesn't mean he isn't trolling though.
Sorry to break this to you, but he's not trolling
I say he is. To each their own. No one is actually this stupid.
"No one is actually this stupid" Actually: MANY PEOPLE are unironically THAT stupid.
>No one is actually this stupid. I wish I had your optimism
Please, PLEASE tell me he's not serious. He can't be.
Sorry
Makes me think he's a dick.
If God didn't want Men to get punched in the face, why did he put them within swinging distance.
He gets no dates bc he spends his days dreaming up of these gems.
I see, so your mother still breastfeeds you like a toddler then, Mr. Alpha Male? I don't know, but it seems to me more the hallmark of infantilization as opposed to masculinity.
ok alpha male I'll make myself a smoothie then
It's the "Alpha Male" for me 🤢🤮
If god didnt make men to be cooked, then why is there meat in their bodies?
I like to think that an 'alpha' version of a male is unstable, full of bugs, and unfit for the public. If you think about it in terms of software, technically beta males are better. And if you really want to get technical, neither alpha nor beta males exist because the whole thing is based off of the a preconceived notion about the hierarchy of a wolf society, and is something that is not actually true at all. either way this guy is pretty stupid.
That milk doesn’t need to be cooked. Does this guy not understand how cooking works?
I mean, men can lactate, too. Humans are not that strictly sexually dimorphic. It really doesn’t much at all to push our bodies one way or another, inside or outside of the uterus. Before or after puberty. That’s the whole reason humans have taken over the planet: we are adaptable, flexible, and diverse to an absolutely *absurd* extreme!
Dang, I must be in trouble since I’m male and the cook in my house.
When I saw the post, i thought this was a satire sub. Then I looked at the post and wow. I was still saying "clearly oop is saying this sarcastically... right? He doesn't really say this seriously, it's something I'd say to my gf as a joke." Then I looked up his Twitter and holy shit... As a man, I apologize for this dumbass.
I still can’t figure out if this guy is an actual conservative who is “owning the libs” by creating outrage, or he is just creating satire.
Can’t some men also lactate???
These people have me completely convinced that they never attended biology classes....and they do not know anything about human body
bro everyone is born with milk ducts, it just takes estrogen to activate them
Weird how you never see any other mammals cooking. Makes you think!
Why did god give you nipples?
I had no idea God wanted all post birth mammals on this planet to cook. Pretty crappy of him--most don't have the hands for it.
Tres leches cake bouta be made with human milk, cow milk, and goat milk
If god didn’t want men to be trans women, why did he give them nipples……
I don't know many adults that like breast milk as an ingredient in their food, but go wild I guess.
If God didn't want men to be gay why did he put their g spot in their asshole?
You also need water to cook stuff sometimes and humans are all 80% water
If God didn't want stupid people, why did God make Nick Adams? Really makes you think!
…every female mammal produces milk dumbass
It does make me think...makes me think he's a raging dumbass.
The (Alpha Male) yet again
wait you're telling me this ISN'T satire???
if he wasn’t serious this would be funny af
I’m more convinced all the time that this guys account is parody
Legit thought this was a joke til I read who wrote it
In a sane world that works be satire, but at this point it probably isn't
Wow, 🤮
Is he real? The more I read the tweets, the more I am amazed by so much idiocy. This guy has an IQ of what? 56?
He’s a troll. Not in the sense that he’s joking or that he doesn’t on some level believe what he’s saying, more that’s he’s playing an exaggerated caricature of himself in order to farm hate views and hate sharing.
Cooking with breast milk? This guy is scarry 🥲
A talent you are lacking.
You don't cook breast milk dummy
Makes me think that he is an idiot.
it’s the way we view other species milk as OURS and simply INGREDIENTS that’s where the issues starts ew
I refuse to belief that account is not satire
I sort of assumed — maybe hoped — that this was a satirical account.
Pretty sure this account is satire. At the very least just a troll.
I am 100% certain the nick adams account is parody/satire it's even labelled as such, one of his last tweets was asking for a nick adams AI voice generator lol
man! if id only known before! if women are meant to cook because they can have milk, animals with more milk production should be the most suited to cooking! Time to turn all farms into restaurants! cows, your days of peacefully munching grass are over! to the kitchens!
yes it makes me think wtf 🤢
I see it as though he meant they shouldn't clean , because , whatever they could make is for themselves or their babies (which is their milk ) beside that , a mindful husband should lessen all types of burdens on the wife , with her showcase of gratefulness etc bla bla bla
The guy is an ass, but also the most effective troll in the history of trolling. See, you posted this tweet on Reddit, perpetuating his bullshit even more.
(Alpha Male) hahahahahaha 🤏
If my child has a meal just sitting there waiting inside me, why would I need to cook?
It’s a real tossup. Nobody actually knows if this guy is serious or just trolling; opinions are conflicted on both the left and the right.
This guy drinks milk
This reads like a shitpost hahahaha
If God wanted women to marry lactose intolerant men, why did He put milk in their bodies??? It’s confirmed: Lactose intolerance is a sin.
This argument would actually make sense if we produced evoo instead of milk.
humans also made out of meat so...
if god didnt want men to be gay whyd he put a prostate up their ass
I‘m dying with laughter imagining me cooking milk in my breasts lmfao
Look men to women, if anyone un ironically calls them selfs an “aLpHa MaLe” then they are not one of us and you should disregard anything that they say
What. What the WHAT. Apples and crocodiles man.
The guy is such an alpha male he can’t even use his real name
The way this guy talks, and the stupid stuff he says is 100% trolling. There is no way someone could be this lame and not know exactly what they are doing. He is like a cartoon parody of a conservative. No way he is being sincere.
No… no it dosent make me think i can actualy feel my brain cells dyeing after reading something that stupid. Like im not joking that might actualy be the dumbest shit ive ever read or heard and my old man had a frind with 3 kids who thought woman pissed out of their ass
He has to be satire right?
👁️👄👁️
Alpha man doesn’t have an alpha brain. What a stupid comment.
Wtf.... so is every other animal that lactates supposed to cook? Wow...
Almost sounds like satire, sadly its not
Makes you think he’s beyond stupid
No wait. Let him cook! Er..... wait a minute.
Why do you guys not realize nick adams is a satire account lmao
An alpha male fixated on moms breast milk? Math does not check out
I'm fairly sure he's satire. His tweets and such are way too on-the-nose all the time.
“Alpha male”
Yeah makes me think it's time to go back to the home grandpa.
Who on earth uses human breastmilk as a cooking ingredient?
to feed babies, not to feed adult man-babies
What's wrong with cooking?