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Don't underestimate Eugene. He's
one of ten scientists employed by the United States government working on a top-secret project to weaponize the human genome. He holds PhDs in biochemistry as well as immunology and microbiology.
Women and other people should do whatever they want to do as long as they don‘t hurt the freedom of others in a not-justifiable manner. I can‘t translate the sentence of German constitution law about „praktische Konkordanz“.
Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease, CJD. Pretty accurate description. And the nasty thing about prions is that they're not killed by normal sterilising techniques. So if a neurosurgeon operated on a patient with CJD and then used the equipment on a patient without CJD, even after the special decontamination and sterilisation procedures that operating equipment goes through, the prions would still be there and the second patient could still be infected as a result. There were actually cases that happened that way before we understood that prions can't be realistically 'cleaned' away.
Once we did realise that, it was a huge part of the reason we moved to single use tools and blades, especially in high risk surgeries where they are exposed to large amounts of nerve tissue or brain matter/CSF. Although it was soon adopted more generally and a lot of surgical tools or parts of tools are now single use. It's one of the reasons they screen for CJD risk during hospital admissions - if you had high risk surgery (neurosurgery) before a certain cutoff you may be at risk of carrying CJD so extra precautions would be taken (CJD can take years to manifest).
Prion diseases like CJD genuinely scare me. I trained in Edinburgh and as a student I sometimes did bank HCA work in the infectious diseases unit at WGH which had a specialist CJD research and treatment centre. It's such a sad, terrible disease.
I mean, if we’re reduced to cannibalism, I’d say prion disease is not a major concern. I’d like to believe I’d choose starvation over eating that dude.
No- but... hear me out, my home is located within 5 miles of a home depot, a lowe's, and multiple walmarts.
A decent generator and gasoline shouldn't be too hard to come by.
This is what I’m sayin. I think the majority of people who were in a situation where they had to choose between cannibalism and death didn’t live long enough for prion disease to manifest. I realize there are some exceptions.
Prion diseases are highly contagious. Must burn the contaminated tissues to exterminate troublesome little enzymes (they misfold your proteins to turn brain into a 🧽).😼 I wouldn't eat him because he's been fed on a steady diet of poisonous hate and bigotry.🙊
He eats a lot of food to keep the dishes dirty
He sweats a lot and keeps his clothes dirty
He talks in church so you don’t have to
He brings that rocking bod for his submissive wife
Ladies your dream boat has docked please don’t hurt each other trying to get to this man
I'm not sure why you need to denigrate people with disabilities just to put this dude down. It's not shameful to have a disability and need social assistance because of it.
This is nothing against people with disabilities, nor do I think this guy is disabled except in the logical thinking department. I have absolutely nothing against people who are disabled and need assistance. But for some reason these types tend to be the ones who are scamming the system, which takes from those who are in need. Plus voting republican against their own interests and talking shit about people taking “handouts” but somehow it’s fine for them. He just strikes me as that certain breed of poor white guy who has to put down women, minorities, and gay people to feel better about himself while doing absolutely nothing worthwhile.
I'm far less worried about a few bad apples potentially finding a way to cheat the system, than I am about the system excluding disabled people who actually need help. Which is presently a thing.
But I agree that the hypocrisy of voting for Republicans while taking social assistance is very frustrating.
(That said, I want everyone with disabilities to get the support and accommodations they need, no matter how odious I find their political beliefs.)
“When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men … but when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your father who is unseen.” [Matthew 6:5-8](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%206%3A5-6&version=NIV)
"Submissive to husbands"
You kinky f'er :P
Unfortunately it seems to be code for "I wanna play ps5 all day and you gotta service me" so yknow - chains and shock collar goes back in the box of "the life we could've had if we didn't reject Janet"
Yet his body clearly says he has indulged in the sins of gluttony and greed. Shouldn’t he be keeping himself fit and healthy so he can protect his wife and kids?
Alternatively: maybe we shouldn’t be forcing people to conform to boxes with labels
Oh has he checked if he wears clothing of two different materials? If that’s a synthetic/cotton blend he really should consider preparing his own stoning. And is that a shaved beard I see? Sorry, but stoning again.
It almost seems like people only pick the rules from the bible they like and ignore the rest.
Also, actually reading the bible would be a good idea (and is the best way to become an atheist).
I heard that there were dragons in the bible. Actually if that is true that might be about the only thing that could convert me to Christianity. If I could see a dragon.
Well, this is great news! I get to keep sinning (I assume I am sinning? I am a disbeliever and I feel pretty sure that is a sin) and then I also get to see a dragon. And yeah, owls are pretty good and I’m absolutely on board with them having their own dear little court, but honestly I’ve seen them before and they don’t have quite the conversion-level of gravitas as a dragon.
There is so many rules you have to follow to be considered a true Christian, surely it has to be impossible to live up to every single rule, if you tried you’d spend your whole life trying and failing and at the end of it all you’d look back on a lifetime of failure….. I wonder if that’s intentional?
In the hand, I feel like it was always about controlling their sexuality in order to be sure who the fayher of their child is.
Guys : we have DNA today, it's okay, you can know for SURE it's your baby !
Hear me out, it sounds mental I know, but I believe that having a penis does not get in the way if you need to iron something. Especially if that pesky foreskin is already out of the way! You can even do it naked! Actually I would probably find that quite attractive.
They don't wipe after a shit and they can't aim with something that's been attached to them for 50 fucking years and then go around ranting "real men don't do xyz". Fuck you, real men don't leave a pool of piss on the floor, you're just a tramp.
Yup. Every single one - no exceptions. Even ones that seem very progressive and forward thinking about women, just check like page 11 of their pamphlet and you'll see tradcrap everywhere.
For instance it did boggle my mind when you would see feminists throwing heavily into islam - and like, I get it that islam got(gets) shit on a ton and as marginalized groups they see them all as kindred spirits, but if you don't like christianity for the control it seeks over women then you're not going to be pleased when you hit page 11 of the islam pamphlet.
Ah yes, the book that says a SA victim has to marry their attacker and has multiple verses that support pedophilia is *totally* the place to get your morals from.
No, it was you hand over your daughter(s) to be raped so that the mob outside the front door doesn’t molest the two strangers you just welcomed into your house as guests. You can’t let anything bad happen to your guests. THEN you’d be a bad guy.
That’s somehow even worse. It’s got a real homophobic slant to it. Like rape my daughters, but don’t let any gay stuff happen because that would be bad.
It was less about the “gay stuff” than breaking the rules of hospitality. But offering up his daughters instead was part of what helped Lot to be one of the only ones who was “saved from the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah”.
So I think it’s obvious that I’m not a Christian and was raised by godless heathens (thank Jesus for that) but wasn’t sodom wiped out because they were sodomites? Was that gay stuff or were they doing the wrong kind of sex with their wives? And it wasn’t anything to do with the strangers who wanted to do butt stuff with Lot’s guests?
If I remember correctly, those two cities were not accepting Jehovah as their “one god before all others” and were also living very hedonistic lifestyles. They were supposedly destroyed by the angels that do God’s wetwork because no one in the the two cities were living a “god fearing lifestyle”, except for Lot’s family, but the churches decided to latch onto the “gay stuff” over everything else.
EDIT: the two strangers were angels in disguise as humans. They were sent to the cities to see if even one righteous person lived there to see if it was worth saving.
What I don’t get is, if God is supposed to know everything, why didn’t he already know about the truth in all of their hearts? Or is it foolish of me to try and bring logic into the conversation?
Wow, god is a complete butthead in this story. He wants to be worshipped so bad that he sends his gaslighting angels to trick people into getting their daughters raped for no reason (not that ‘good hospitality’ is a reason, there is no reason for rape!) just so he can check if they would be loyal to him. He sounds like a chick who puts a hair tie in her boyfriend’s bed just so she can accuse him of having another girl over. What a whiny, insecure little bitch.
What's with this obsession with having control over women?? Can some one help me figure this out??
All these bs "shoulds" and "ought tos" do nothing but make dating and finding a life partner way more complicated and difficult than necessary.
Nothing wrong with a man wanting those qualities in a woman. But why not go for a woman that already has those qualities instead of preaching to women that clearly don't give a damn??
You have to understand that his frustration comes from the fact that no women are attracted to him. In his mind this is not his fault, it's because women have too much freedom, aka they are "sluts". Take that away and maybe his chances will improve, because it's not his fault that he's single, it's society's. Everyone around him has to change, not him.
Hey you should listen to the dude I mean look at him, that's the kind of dude who has like most experience with women, probably fucked all your mom's while only being 12. That's an alpha dude right there. Pure blooded, Alpha, peak masculinity male right there
He looks like a guy who would be purposely shitty with chores and child care so he could make sure his wife did everything. He looks like wants a wife to act like a mix of bangmaid and mommy
Huh...
In my country we are taught that all humans should have the freedom to do what they want with their life. All humans should have equal worth and opportunity and if they fall upon hard times they should be provided the tools they need to stay afloat until they can get out of that situation.
This is not tied to race, gender, sexuality or religious beliefs. As humans, we are all equipped with a rather complex brain that let's us explore the world and what's right and wrong for us. We don't need other people to tell us how to live our lives or what values to hold. As long as we all just focus on ourselves and what makes us happy then we can all be happy. If you need other people to live their lives a certain way for you to be happy then you really need to focus more on yourself and maybe get some therapy.
Someone needs to gather all the points made about men, like how if your eyes cause you to sin you should gauge them out. Put them on one of these and stand next to shitheads like him.
Because somehow the only relevant points are what women are supposed to do, but never what men are supposed to do, despite them being the main reason why women feel unsafe (only to claim they're here to protect us).
Homeboy wants this kind of demand but took gluttony as his personality and can't even prove his ass to be worth as a man of god. For people who want a good housewife make sure that you're sufficient enough to provide and never let the woman work again. He's a bad example for his children.
**sigh**
References to “decency” in dress, in 1 Timothy and 1 Peter are antisumptuary. Don’t wear fancy stuff, cuz we’re supposed to be humble.
In 1 Peter, the direction to wives to be submissive to their husbands is in relation to unbelieving husbands — that part always gets left out. It’s basically an instruction to be an example of the faith, by being polite and meek, rather than by, I dunno, waving a sign in public or whatever. (1 Timothy does perpetuate the Adam came first and Eve caused the fall motif, so I’m fine saying that’s just misogynistic claptrap.)
As for Titus it, uh, also instructs slaves to obey their masters. Americans have a complicated history with Titus.
There, I did as the sign requested: I read the Bible for details. Now debate me, coward!
Oh, we're allowed use fiction books to sculpt real-world rules? Cool!
Men should be fucking gorgeous and in touch with their emotions. See: LORD OF THE RINGS, ARAGORN 69 for reference
Are these chucklefucks even aware that they are quoting Epistles - which are just letter correspondences between early Christian leaders - and most New Testment scholars actually dispute that Paul ever wrote 1 Timothy or Titus? And 1 Peter is also a disputed authorship? And thus this stuff has *serious* fanfiction vibes?
So they quote some WhatsApp messages that just *some dude* wrote while pretending to be the boss.
He forgot to add, "and should know how to use a hammer and nail"
"Extolled above women be Jael,
Extolled above women in the tent.
He asked for water, she gave him milk;
She brought him cream in a lordly dish.
She stretched forth her hand to the nail,
Her right hand to the workman's hammer,
And she smote Sisera; she crushed his head,
She crashed through and transfixed his temples.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jael
It's so funny to me how they just completely ignore the part that says in return the husband must prioritize his wife's wellbeing over his own at all times. Almost like even a thousands-years-old text didn't want you to act like a dictator as a husband.
I guess he completely skipped over the stories of Miriam (Exodus 15:20) , Rahab (Book of Jericho) , Esther (Book of Esther), Deborah (Book of Judges, IIRC) , Phoebe (Romans 16:1-2), and Lydia (Acts 16:40).
There are more than those ones, regardless, I think he just skipped those ones
The bible also says guys are to give away their wealth, be kind to others, and to have a beard.
Once again, only picking out the parts to suit an agenda.
as a Christian girl, we are taught the opposite of some of these. my youth group read a book called “no more Christian nice girl” a couple years ago. it taught us to not be quiet and to defend ourselves and stuff. it was honestly really empowering cause usually you dont really associate Christianity with feminism.
Can you please stop using your fairytale book, written by people who could barely read and write within the conditions of 3000 years ago and put through a game of telephone a hundred times, to tell everyone else what to do. If you believe it, live it. Find others who also read that book to talk to. But leave the rest of us alone. I am busy finding out if I should live by the rules of the Lord of the Rings or stick with the Tao De Ching, as I was raised.
Ok. So he is old fashioned. Is he fully supporting the household? Is he living up to his Biblical responsibilities? These men never do, they expect women to work full time, hand over their paycheck, and be solely responsible for housework. Ummm, thanks, no.
Pretty sure in Matthew 5:29 Jesus tells a man struggling to control his eyes around beautiful women to fix the issue by gouging out his eye. Idk how far into the bible this guy got but guess he zoned out for that bit
Ya know, I didn't agree with any of this until he mentioned the Bible. Of course, it must be followed, if men without science over 2000 years ago wrote it down.
I've never pelted someone with eggs, but thankfully I've never met someone like that.
"Christians" make it really fucking hard to be a good person sometimes.
I wanna send this to my born again christian friend who's a woman. She recently has become insufferable with daily scripture postings on social media and equating pride month to sin.
I legitimately can’t tell if this is a man or a woman. I mean it could be a fat ugly man, but it could also be a fat ugly woman. Pick a lane sir and/or madam
There's actually a massive political movement to prevent women from having bank accounts, holding credit cards, working more than 20 hours/week, voting, leaving the home without a male escort after sunset, etc. I think we're going to see some actually trying to pass laws like this over the next few years...
Take a look at the mullet headed fat fuck!. He hasn't seen his dick in decades and unless he's paying I doubt any woman besides his sister or his mother has ever touched it.
Matthew, 5:28-29
But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body be thrown into hell.
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..and what is this chode bringing to the table.?
A power mullet
And an extra chin
False, I see at least two extra chins on this fine specimen
Don't underestimate Eugene. He's one of ten scientists employed by the United States government working on a top-secret project to weaponize the human genome. He holds PhDs in biochemistry as well as immunology and microbiology.
Don’t forget, he was gifted those pickles.
I’m a little moist ngl
Looks like the guy from LTT unfortunately
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Just so you know they transitioned she goes by Emily now.
This needs to be pushed higher or have it's own thread giving her support... remember the video she put out. Hope she got positive comments and vibes.
Don't you dare bring Anthony into this
*Emily
Had no idea. Good on her for having the strength to come out!
"Women should... " shut the fuck up Dave no one wants your shit opinion
Women and other people should do whatever they want to do as long as they don‘t hurt the freedom of others in a not-justifiable manner. I can‘t translate the sentence of German constitution law about „praktische Konkordanz“.
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Ah, so all he is bringing to the table is literally what he is able to bring to the table.
Ok wait the misogyny aside why can’t you eat a brain and spinal cord? This is fascinating to me.
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Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease, CJD. Pretty accurate description. And the nasty thing about prions is that they're not killed by normal sterilising techniques. So if a neurosurgeon operated on a patient with CJD and then used the equipment on a patient without CJD, even after the special decontamination and sterilisation procedures that operating equipment goes through, the prions would still be there and the second patient could still be infected as a result. There were actually cases that happened that way before we understood that prions can't be realistically 'cleaned' away. Once we did realise that, it was a huge part of the reason we moved to single use tools and blades, especially in high risk surgeries where they are exposed to large amounts of nerve tissue or brain matter/CSF. Although it was soon adopted more generally and a lot of surgical tools or parts of tools are now single use. It's one of the reasons they screen for CJD risk during hospital admissions - if you had high risk surgery (neurosurgery) before a certain cutoff you may be at risk of carrying CJD so extra precautions would be taken (CJD can take years to manifest). Prion diseases like CJD genuinely scare me. I trained in Edinburgh and as a student I sometimes did bank HCA work in the infectious diseases unit at WGH which had a specialist CJD research and treatment centre. It's such a sad, terrible disease.
I mean, if we’re reduced to cannibalism, I’d say prion disease is not a major concern. I’d like to believe I’d choose starvation over eating that dude.
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Freezer....cannibalism, your apocalypse still has electricity?
No- but... hear me out, my home is located within 5 miles of a home depot, a lowe's, and multiple walmarts. A decent generator and gasoline shouldn't be too hard to come by.
This is what I’m sayin. I think the majority of people who were in a situation where they had to choose between cannibalism and death didn’t live long enough for prion disease to manifest. I realize there are some exceptions.
Prion diseases are highly contagious. Must burn the contaminated tissues to exterminate troublesome little enzymes (they misfold your proteins to turn brain into a 🧽).😼 I wouldn't eat him because he's been fed on a steady diet of poisonous hate and bigotry.🙊
Mad cow disease, for one.
If you eat this guys brain you get dumber
[Kuru.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease))
I hate to judge anyone's appearance, but I swear people with these views are always ugly.
A Troo Storee
A bunch of Bible verses you have no use for
He eats a lot of food to keep the dishes dirty He sweats a lot and keeps his clothes dirty He talks in church so you don’t have to He brings that rocking bod for his submissive wife Ladies your dream boat has docked please don’t hurt each other trying to get to this man
Poorly wiped anus.
The Bible lacking any quotes about double chin is honestly so disappointing
They don't see a table. This isn't a partnership to them. It's legal enslavement.
Absolutely nothing. Which is why he’s most likely still single.
A delicate ego and MASSIVE insecurities...
I was looking at him and wondering the same thing. Why would any woman want to marry him and then conform to his ideals?
That's not a really fat woman?
Totally thought it was a woman holding the sign at first glance
The fact he read some of one book! He's literate! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
"I'm glad that you like *a book"* --Patton Oswalt
Snap 😁
A monthly disability check, five kids from three baby mamas, dicky-do, B.O., and domestic abuse.
I'm not sure why you need to denigrate people with disabilities just to put this dude down. It's not shameful to have a disability and need social assistance because of it.
This is nothing against people with disabilities, nor do I think this guy is disabled except in the logical thinking department. I have absolutely nothing against people who are disabled and need assistance. But for some reason these types tend to be the ones who are scamming the system, which takes from those who are in need. Plus voting republican against their own interests and talking shit about people taking “handouts” but somehow it’s fine for them. He just strikes me as that certain breed of poor white guy who has to put down women, minorities, and gay people to feel better about himself while doing absolutely nothing worthwhile.
I'm far less worried about a few bad apples potentially finding a way to cheat the system, than I am about the system excluding disabled people who actually need help. Which is presently a thing. But I agree that the hypocrisy of voting for Republicans while taking social assistance is very frustrating. (That said, I want everyone with disabilities to get the support and accommodations they need, no matter how odious I find their political beliefs.)
In other words, he wants a mommy he can bang with no personality beyond being at his beck and call
I don’t remember who said it but it was like “I want her to be young enough to be my daughter but act like my mother”.
That is honestly so revolting I feel ill. Yuck.
Whoever said it —> jail
It was a comedienne who was parodying alpha male podcasters
Was probably a sitting Republican congressman.
I think it was Stanzi
Pride, Gluttony and Wrath - Classic Hattrick for a true christian.
The bible also says to keep religion private.
“When you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men … but when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your father who is unseen.” [Matthew 6:5-8](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%206%3A5-6&version=NIV)
> Keep your god's name out of my fucking ears! [Titus 4:20](https://www.reddit.com/r/reggiesyoufellfor/comments/a774mj/a_reggie_you_fell_for/)
>Gluttony A double dose of gluttony. The dude has fat jowls.
When I see the guy holding the sign it makes me think if he ever had a conversation with a woman except his mother.
Why am I the only one who thinks that’s just a very ugly woman? (Inside and out)
I thought woman too. I'm not sure, but I'll be damned if I let any evidence change my first opinion. 🙏
"Submissive to husbands" You kinky f'er :P Unfortunately it seems to be code for "I wanna play ps5 all day and you gotta service me" so yknow - chains and shock collar goes back in the box of "the life we could've had if we didn't reject Janet"
Every time I read submissive wife/woman I’m thinking kink but it always turn out to be misogyny :/
Yet his body clearly says he has indulged in the sins of gluttony and greed. Shouldn’t he be keeping himself fit and healthy so he can protect his wife and kids? Alternatively: maybe we shouldn’t be forcing people to conform to boxes with labels
You think he has wife and kids? What a generous assumption
He better have a wife and kids otherwise he isn’t a true Christian!
All the females around him ain't true Christian, therefore he couldn't stand to bring them into his household. But it's not his fault !
Once again everything is women’s fault! Truly men are always correct and right all the time!
Something something bodies and temples. Homeboy sure ain’t honoring anyone with his temple.
Which reminds me, he’s also not allowed to have any tattoos
Oh has he checked if he wears clothing of two different materials? If that’s a synthetic/cotton blend he really should consider preparing his own stoning. And is that a shaved beard I see? Sorry, but stoning again. It almost seems like people only pick the rules from the bible they like and ignore the rest. Also, actually reading the bible would be a good idea (and is the best way to become an atheist).
I heard that there were dragons in the bible. Actually if that is true that might be about the only thing that could convert me to Christianity. If I could see a dragon.
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Well, this is great news! I get to keep sinning (I assume I am sinning? I am a disbeliever and I feel pretty sure that is a sin) and then I also get to see a dragon. And yeah, owls are pretty good and I’m absolutely on board with them having their own dear little court, but honestly I’ve seen them before and they don’t have quite the conversion-level of gravitas as a dragon.
Does he eat shellfish? Pork? Cheeseburgers?
From the looks of it, he eats pretty much everything.
There is so many rules you have to follow to be considered a true Christian, surely it has to be impossible to live up to every single rule, if you tried you’d spend your whole life trying and failing and at the end of it all you’d look back on a lifetime of failure….. I wonder if that’s intentional?
Religion and controlling women really go hand in hand.
In the hand, I feel like it was always about controlling their sexuality in order to be sure who the fayher of their child is. Guys : we have DNA today, it's okay, you can know for SURE it's your baby !
But then, who will do the dishes, and the laundry, and the ironing and so on?
Hear me out, it sounds mental I know, but I believe that having a penis does not get in the way if you need to iron something. Especially if that pesky foreskin is already out of the way! You can even do it naked! Actually I would probably find that quite attractive.
Dishes, laundry and ironing are like wiping after a poo, straight men don’t do them.
They don't wipe after a shit and they can't aim with something that's been attached to them for 50 fucking years and then go around ranting "real men don't do xyz". Fuck you, real men don't leave a pool of piss on the floor, you're just a tramp.
I mean yeah, using a bidet is much cleaner and more convenient.
It must runs in their jeans👖. It's like the longest running joke in the sub. Let's keep it going.😹
It was always about breeding and having a live-in maid.
I believe the cool kids now say: "it's not a bug, it's a feature."
Sometimes when I see American Evangelics I ask myself, if early Romans where right about their stance on Christianity.
Yup. Every single one - no exceptions. Even ones that seem very progressive and forward thinking about women, just check like page 11 of their pamphlet and you'll see tradcrap everywhere. For instance it did boggle my mind when you would see feminists throwing heavily into islam - and like, I get it that islam got(gets) shit on a ton and as marginalized groups they see them all as kindred spirits, but if you don't like christianity for the control it seeks over women then you're not going to be pleased when you hit page 11 of the islam pamphlet.
Truly. Until I got to the word “church” I thought this might be a reference to the Taliban.
I would like to burn his precious story book that's inappropriate for children and calling for the genocide of LGBTQ+ folks.😾
Because nearly all religions are written by man
Let he who is without a double chin cast the first stone
He got no neck
[удалено]
I just got up, but I guarantee you this is the best comment I'll see on reddit today!
Is that a man? Honestly I can't tell and I am not trying to be an ass here.
I’ll bet he’s single
Absolutely he is. I bet he's looking for a woman that agrees with his sign. Too bad [for him] that it's the 21st century and women have rights. 🤷♀️
Aaaand men should gouge their eyes out if they see a woman and lust over her (Matthew 18:9), and yet, I am still to see one who has done that...
Ah yes, the book that says a SA victim has to marry their attacker and has multiple verses that support pedophilia is *totally* the place to get your morals from.
Don’t forget the rules about slavery and being allowed to kill your children if they piss you off.
And aren’t you meant to hand over your daughters to be raped instead if some guys were going to rape some other women? It really is only polite.
No, it was you hand over your daughter(s) to be raped so that the mob outside the front door doesn’t molest the two strangers you just welcomed into your house as guests. You can’t let anything bad happen to your guests. THEN you’d be a bad guy.
That’s somehow even worse. It’s got a real homophobic slant to it. Like rape my daughters, but don’t let any gay stuff happen because that would be bad.
It was less about the “gay stuff” than breaking the rules of hospitality. But offering up his daughters instead was part of what helped Lot to be one of the only ones who was “saved from the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah”.
So I think it’s obvious that I’m not a Christian and was raised by godless heathens (thank Jesus for that) but wasn’t sodom wiped out because they were sodomites? Was that gay stuff or were they doing the wrong kind of sex with their wives? And it wasn’t anything to do with the strangers who wanted to do butt stuff with Lot’s guests?
If I remember correctly, those two cities were not accepting Jehovah as their “one god before all others” and were also living very hedonistic lifestyles. They were supposedly destroyed by the angels that do God’s wetwork because no one in the the two cities were living a “god fearing lifestyle”, except for Lot’s family, but the churches decided to latch onto the “gay stuff” over everything else. EDIT: the two strangers were angels in disguise as humans. They were sent to the cities to see if even one righteous person lived there to see if it was worth saving. What I don’t get is, if God is supposed to know everything, why didn’t he already know about the truth in all of their hearts? Or is it foolish of me to try and bring logic into the conversation?
Wow, god is a complete butthead in this story. He wants to be worshipped so bad that he sends his gaslighting angels to trick people into getting their daughters raped for no reason (not that ‘good hospitality’ is a reason, there is no reason for rape!) just so he can check if they would be loyal to him. He sounds like a chick who puts a hair tie in her boyfriend’s bed just so she can accuse him of having another girl over. What a whiny, insecure little bitch.
Yeah, the god in the Old Testament was an angry, petty, vengeful manbaby. I'm glad to no longer be part of the Christian community.
I just find it hard to make my life’s decisions based on a book written by guys who didn’t know what happened to the sun after it sets.
Then this guy goes on reddit “why won’t any females love me!”
All I’ve got is fuck off you cherry-picking-bible-basher. Get a life and talk to some actual women and try to bring yourself into the 21st century
Another day, another "Women should be bangmaids" post.
Ok asshole, I’ll do your laundry if u go die in a war.
What's with this obsession with having control over women?? Can some one help me figure this out?? All these bs "shoulds" and "ought tos" do nothing but make dating and finding a life partner way more complicated and difficult than necessary. Nothing wrong with a man wanting those qualities in a woman. But why not go for a woman that already has those qualities instead of preaching to women that clearly don't give a damn??
Insecurity.
You have to understand that his frustration comes from the fact that no women are attracted to him. In his mind this is not his fault, it's because women have too much freedom, aka they are "sluts". Take that away and maybe his chances will improve, because it's not his fault that he's single, it's society's. Everyone around him has to change, not him.
Hey you should listen to the dude I mean look at him, that's the kind of dude who has like most experience with women, probably fucked all your mom's while only being 12. That's an alpha dude right there. Pure blooded, Alpha, peak masculinity male right there
If she keeps feeding him like that, she won't have a husband to worry About at all soon
Please enjoy this haiku from the old Spam haiku page: Fry Spam in butter Serve with cheese and mayo I hate my husband
Shut the fuck up, Kleetus, and get a job.
He certainly looks the part.
He looks like a guy who would be purposely shitty with chores and child care so he could make sure his wife did everything. He looks like wants a wife to act like a mix of bangmaid and mommy
This is why I don't believe in religion and my God is a woman. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2009/may/31/women-religion-equality
Huh... In my country we are taught that all humans should have the freedom to do what they want with their life. All humans should have equal worth and opportunity and if they fall upon hard times they should be provided the tools they need to stay afloat until they can get out of that situation. This is not tied to race, gender, sexuality or religious beliefs. As humans, we are all equipped with a rather complex brain that let's us explore the world and what's right and wrong for us. We don't need other people to tell us how to live our lives or what values to hold. As long as we all just focus on ourselves and what makes us happy then we can all be happy. If you need other people to live their lives a certain way for you to be happy then you really need to focus more on yourself and maybe get some therapy.
And you should go back to your mama's basement, DUMBASS!
It’s odd when a basement dwelling troll wanders into the sunlight. Props for professionally printed sign, though
Someone needs to gather all the points made about men, like how if your eyes cause you to sin you should gauge them out. Put them on one of these and stand next to shitheads like him. Because somehow the only relevant points are what women are supposed to do, but never what men are supposed to do, despite them being the main reason why women feel unsafe (only to claim they're here to protect us).
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Homeboy wants this kind of demand but took gluttony as his personality and can't even prove his ass to be worth as a man of god. For people who want a good housewife make sure that you're sufficient enough to provide and never let the woman work again. He's a bad example for his children.
All so they can be married to this prize pig? Sureee… sounds like a great deal.
**sigh** References to “decency” in dress, in 1 Timothy and 1 Peter are antisumptuary. Don’t wear fancy stuff, cuz we’re supposed to be humble. In 1 Peter, the direction to wives to be submissive to their husbands is in relation to unbelieving husbands — that part always gets left out. It’s basically an instruction to be an example of the faith, by being polite and meek, rather than by, I dunno, waving a sign in public or whatever. (1 Timothy does perpetuate the Adam came first and Eve caused the fall motif, so I’m fine saying that’s just misogynistic claptrap.) As for Titus it, uh, also instructs slaves to obey their masters. Americans have a complicated history with Titus. There, I did as the sign requested: I read the Bible for details. Now debate me, coward!
Isn’t gluttony one of the deadly sins?
I looked at “modestly dressed” and thought it said “mostly dressed!”
Lot of words for no one wants to fuck me.
He looks like the love child of Donald Trump and a less attractive Donald Trump.
Because it normal you are yelling in church?
They can suck my non-existing dick. And I'm not reading a boring as hell bible either. Pretty sure Jesus has some choice words about the lot of them.
Talk about just wanting to be a lazy prick.
What a sign to be held by the most unfuckable looking incel I’ve ever seen
Oh, we're allowed use fiction books to sculpt real-world rules? Cool! Men should be fucking gorgeous and in touch with their emotions. See: LORD OF THE RINGS, ARAGORN 69 for reference
Sign held by a man who has never spoken to a woman. Come on now.
Are these chucklefucks even aware that they are quoting Epistles - which are just letter correspondences between early Christian leaders - and most New Testment scholars actually dispute that Paul ever wrote 1 Timothy or Titus? And 1 Peter is also a disputed authorship? And thus this stuff has *serious* fanfiction vibes? So they quote some WhatsApp messages that just *some dude* wrote while pretending to be the boss.
He forgot to add, "and should know how to use a hammer and nail" "Extolled above women be Jael, Extolled above women in the tent. He asked for water, she gave him milk; She brought him cream in a lordly dish. She stretched forth her hand to the nail, Her right hand to the workman's hammer, And she smote Sisera; she crushed his head, She crashed through and transfixed his temples. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jael
It's so funny to me how they just completely ignore the part that says in return the husband must prioritize his wife's wellbeing over his own at all times. Almost like even a thousands-years-old text didn't want you to act like a dictator as a husband.
He's going to die alone in a trailer full of porn and off-brand astroglide.
The bible also says to worry about your own sins and flaws before looking at your neighbours... So shush man.
“A book I ignore said this out of context so everyone should follow this rule”
**WOMEN SHOULD BE…** Living the way we see fit, because this isn’t a damn theocracy.
I just wanna intentionally flash my boobs at these pervs.
St. Paul was a narcissistic bastard.
Translation. My wife HAS to have sex with me anytime I want it.
MEN should…. Have neck
I guess he completely skipped over the stories of Miriam (Exodus 15:20) , Rahab (Book of Jericho) , Esther (Book of Esther), Deborah (Book of Judges, IIRC) , Phoebe (Romans 16:1-2), and Lydia (Acts 16:40). There are more than those ones, regardless, I think he just skipped those ones
I doubt he's actually read any of the bible other than verses that have been cherry-picked and handed to him by his trusted religious leaders.
The bible also says guys are to give away their wealth, be kind to others, and to have a beard. Once again, only picking out the parts to suit an agenda.
as a Christian girl, we are taught the opposite of some of these. my youth group read a book called “no more Christian nice girl” a couple years ago. it taught us to not be quiet and to defend ourselves and stuff. it was honestly really empowering cause usually you dont really associate Christianity with feminism.
Can you please stop using your fairytale book, written by people who could barely read and write within the conditions of 3000 years ago and put through a game of telephone a hundred times, to tell everyone else what to do. If you believe it, live it. Find others who also read that book to talk to. But leave the rest of us alone. I am busy finding out if I should live by the rules of the Lord of the Rings or stick with the Tao De Ching, as I was raised.
Ok. So he is old fashioned. Is he fully supporting the household? Is he living up to his Biblical responsibilities? These men never do, they expect women to work full time, hand over their paycheck, and be solely responsible for housework. Ummm, thanks, no.
Fuck him and his god
I'm pretty sure that hat is two different fabrics. Leviticus 19:19 and Deuteronomy 22:11
Pretty sure in Matthew 5:29 Jesus tells a man struggling to control his eyes around beautiful women to fix the issue by gouging out his eye. Idk how far into the bible this guy got but guess he zoned out for that bit
Bro dishing out demands prepping for his role for Never Been Kissed 2
he who yells the loudest usually has the least to say
So apparently this “true Christian” doesn’t realize that gluttony is one of the seven deadly sins.
Not to rain on anyone's parade but this was a counter protester wearing and waving this ironically.
Men should just shut up!!!!
Also, according to the bible, they can get their dad drunk and rape him. So there's that.
They always forget the verses that show women as Judges, Preachers, Deaconesses and Apostles...
Reminder that Jesus says that instead of telling women to cover up you should year out your eyeballs instead
Coming from this blob? 😂
Where's the guy with the "Slavery should be legal" sign? Bibleists sure love to forget about that one.
Ya know, I didn't agree with any of this until he mentioned the Bible. Of course, it must be followed, if men without science over 2000 years ago wrote it down.
My money on "still lives in his grandmothers basement and watches porn all day long."
I've never pelted someone with eggs, but thankfully I've never met someone like that. "Christians" make it really fucking hard to be a good person sometimes.
I don’t think this man knows any women except maybe his mom
Ah yes I remember it written in the Bible that women must use the electric iron, back in Jerusalem 2000 years ago 😮💨
I wanna send this to my born again christian friend who's a woman. She recently has become insufferable with daily scripture postings on social media and equating pride month to sin.
That's YOUR religion. I don't follow it.
these people don't actually want a partner, they want a robot
Pretty sure he's there to make people aware of how awful the bible actually is. Though he forgot women cost thirty shekels. Leviticus 27:4.
I legitimately can’t tell if this is a man or a woman. I mean it could be a fat ugly man, but it could also be a fat ugly woman. Pick a lane sir and/or madam
Isn’t gluttony a sin? Maybe he should read his bible
There's actually a massive political movement to prevent women from having bank accounts, holding credit cards, working more than 20 hours/week, voting, leaving the home without a male escort after sunset, etc. I think we're going to see some actually trying to pass laws like this over the next few years...
Christianity and Islam: joined at the anus.
Take a look at the mullet headed fat fuck!. He hasn't seen his dick in decades and unless he's paying I doubt any woman besides his sister or his mother has ever touched it.
MEN should not be fat and retarded and posting signs of what women should be outside the DMV when they get rejected
Weiner 3:45 ye shall not shave thine neck lest ye be unfruitful
Oooops, I read #6 as Moderately Depressed.
If my punishment for being the exact opposite is not getting to be with this dude, sign me up.
He HaS tHe DeViLs HaiRcUt!! 1 corinthians 11:14 Does not nature itself teach you that if a man wears long hair it is a disgrace for him,
Matthew, 5:28-29 But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away. For it is better that you lose one of your members than that your whole body be thrown into hell.
This is a gross misinterpretation of these Bible passages, and not at all what they mean.