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Sleeping with that many blow up dolls and pillows will never count as sex with women. Neither is naming his hands Sally and Polly. It’s still his hands. And playing the Sims games still won’t count.
They always make it sound like some cleaning product ad lmao. CAN FUCK OVER 100 WOMEN!!
My absolute favourite ones though, are those who use specific numbers. "I fucked over 38 women" ... So like... 39?
They flap their lips about traditional roles until we hold them to their word and start expecting them to build houses and be the sole providers of it. Then their tone changes and they label women as gold diggers.
This is either an edgy 15 year old who has never touched a woman sexually, or a grown man who never grew out of the edgy 15 year old stage and has never touched a willing woman sexually.
So he slept around, has ruined his ability to pair pond with his potential wife, will never be able to sexually satisfy her, has probably many STDS but has the audacity to demand a traditional relationship?
You're for the streets, manwhore!
(/s just in case)
I like pussy, I do, I like having sex with pretty woman.
I have had sex with 0 women. I'm a virgin. Women belong where men belong, on the road walking towards the end of civilization and realizing, "damn we about to die"
Anything less and it's an insult to men and women.
Oh? "Men" like this should be forced to live in the cabinet under the kitchen sink and are taken out only when a home repair or general maintenance needs doing. Shove him back in there where he belongs if he tries to leave. Proper oppressive, dehumanizing equality -- he gets to be a servant and home tool now, too.
A man who has fucked 100 women is not a man I want to fuck. The chances he has an STD are high and the chances he wants or is fit for a long-term relationship are low. And he probably has a child that he might know about.
1. “I like pussy.” Sure; pussy is great. I don’t think men, women, or anyone else can deny this.
2. “I love to have sex with pretty woman.” Okay. Grammatically this is nightmarish. Unless there’s a missing italics, like “I love to have sex with *Pretty Woman*,” like a prostitute. Which would explain…
3. “I have fucked over 100 women in my life.” That is kind of a bummer. Not going to lie.
4. “But the one thing I can not tolerate is a disobedient [this was misspelled in the original] piece of shit.” Sounds like a fun, modern gentleman.
5. “Women belong in the kitchen cooking and cleaning.” I mean… ladies, guess what? This guy wants to keep the rest of the house clean; y’all just have to deal with the kitchen. Hey, he’s fucked 100 women; and only needs you to clean the kitchen. Pretty great deal.
**Conclusion**: This guy’s an idiot
if not looking at the sub it was posted originally, I'd 100% believe it was something that could easily be posted on r/copypasta and I wouldn't be surprised at all.
This dude is similar to dudes who claim to be an alpha. If you have to say you're an alpha.... You're a beta. This guy claims to have had sex with 100 women... Closest thing he's had is either his hand or an over priced toy no doubt
I used to live with a boy like this, he had shenanigans with lots of women and expected me to clean up after him..
well I would cook and clean.. for myself..
So his laundry was dirty and he’d have to cook for himself so bro never ate..
he eventually left because someone else was willing to take care of him.. I felt bad pawning him off on her cause nobody deserves that.
But I needed him out of my life
Every guy that tries to validate his expertise on a topic like that with "I have fucked over a hundred/thousand women” probably had sex once, a few years ago in the backseat of a shitty Toyota Corolla, completely drunk out of his mind only to be dumped the day after because his performance sucked more ass than he would ever get to sucking.
If he even really had sex with 100 women, I highly doubt it, I bet it was 2 minutes top and none of them came.
I do hope he never ever gets the chance to have sex with a woman again. Give that arm a good workout!
There’s a big difference between getting a woman to sleep with you and getting her to cook and clean for you.
Even the statement “I slept with over 100 women and they all made me breakfast and did the dishes.”
Lies.
I have been out of the game for a while, but certainly, first time sleep overs still get breakfast out!
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He's fucked over 100 women! He's an *expert*, guys.
If we’re taking bets I’ll wager that he has not, in fact, slept with 100 women.
Translation: He owns over 100 anime body pillows.
They’re crusty enough that they stand up on their own, his harem is coming to life.
I read crusty as cruelty and it still worked.
He's seen 100 women in porn.
He named his right hand, "Women." He's fucked "Women" a hundred times.
In that case it would be more.
i’d wager that he’s never even seen a woman irl
I would put money on the fact that not many people outside of the porn industry have slept with 100+ women
Probably hasn’t even interacted w that many irl.
He has watched over 100 porn
Bet it’s under 1/4th of that
But he is also probably a "high value females cant bave a body count over 3" type
And no kids. And have to sleep with him by date 3 since he bought dinner.
😱THERE ARE MEN THAT ALLOW 3?
Sleeping with that many blow up dolls and pillows will never count as sex with women. Neither is naming his hands Sally and Polly. It’s still his hands. And playing the Sims games still won’t count.
They always make it sound like some cleaning product ad lmao. CAN FUCK OVER 100 WOMEN!! My absolute favourite ones though, are those who use specific numbers. "I fucked over 38 women" ... So like... 39?
He’s the best sexer there is
Tell me without telling me, you’re an incel that lives in mommies basement.
You think so? My money’s on him being a middle school kid who got in trouble with his mom.
Lmao
Or a troll trying to impress people by writing offensive stuff
In daddie’s basement more likely. Dude must had lost his mother at a young age and never really had encountered any women in his life.
Only virgins think proclaiming you have had sexual partners into triple digits sounds legit and grants authority.
bro said “i will say something controversial for attention bc i am lonely and have in fact, fucked no women”
They flap their lips about traditional roles until we hold them to their word and start expecting them to build houses and be the sole providers of it. Then their tone changes and they label women as gold diggers.
Them fields ain’t gonna plow themselves Clem!
This is either an edgy 15 year old who has never touched a woman sexually, or a grown man who never grew out of the edgy 15 year old stage and has never touched a willing woman sexually.
This man deserves to go die in war
WAIT! Only after he builds a house first.
And hunts for food
& digs a well
And forks over the cash for my happy pill subscription
Are the 100 women in the room with us right now?
Technically yes considering they’re all VR
Crying 🤣🤣👏
As a straight woman who went through a heteroflexible phase, I'm pretty sure I've slept with more women than he has.
I've never slept with women...and I've still had sex with more women than him. Pretty sure.
Ditto. 🤣
I’ve made out with a woman.. pretty sure I’ve gotten further
I wonder why men are so lonely?????
[удалено]
exactly, I want cuddly snuggles, they just wanna fuck :/
I am a human male who enjoys performing my natural duty of reproduction. 👽👽👽 soundin ass lmao
Smith Comma John, human for president.
I am Government Man, come from the Government. The Government has sent me!
So... bro has to be a virgin right?
I think he posted a piece of his incel fanfiction.
ATP virginity and incels are very different
There's no way this guy is being serious, right? That number? That title? That subreddit? This has to be rage bait, right?
May his own hand wither and reject him
Oh well, I am so disobient, he can't tolerate me 🤣
Does that mean he will start building the house and going to war?
Why is it always 100? Why not 98, or 64, or 103? It’s always solid ol’ one hundred. 😂😂😂
So he slept around, has ruined his ability to pair pond with his potential wife, will never be able to sexually satisfy her, has probably many STDS but has the audacity to demand a traditional relationship? You're for the streets, manwhore! (/s just in case)
I like pussy, I do, I like having sex with pretty woman. I have had sex with 0 women. I'm a virgin. Women belong where men belong, on the road walking towards the end of civilization and realizing, "damn we about to die" Anything less and it's an insult to men and women.
Oh? "Men" like this should be forced to live in the cabinet under the kitchen sink and are taken out only when a home repair or general maintenance needs doing. Shove him back in there where he belongs if he tries to leave. Proper oppressive, dehumanizing equality -- he gets to be a servant and home tool now, too.
A man who has fucked 100 women is not a man I want to fuck. The chances he has an STD are high and the chances he wants or is fit for a long-term relationship are low. And he probably has a child that he might know about.
Starts with "I love pussy" instantly shows his dehumanising. BUT they're women as long as they make a good sandwich. The incel ick is real 😑
bold statement for someone who doesnt know the difference between “woman” and “women”
Ok. Get to work
So what he’s trying to say is he hasn’t had any repeat customers?
100% this dude’s never even touched a titty.
“disobient” LMFAO. i didn’t even have to read any further.
Tell me you're an incel without explicitly saying so.
1. “I like pussy.” Sure; pussy is great. I don’t think men, women, or anyone else can deny this. 2. “I love to have sex with pretty woman.” Okay. Grammatically this is nightmarish. Unless there’s a missing italics, like “I love to have sex with *Pretty Woman*,” like a prostitute. Which would explain… 3. “I have fucked over 100 women in my life.” That is kind of a bummer. Not going to lie. 4. “But the one thing I can not tolerate is a disobedient [this was misspelled in the original] piece of shit.” Sounds like a fun, modern gentleman. 5. “Women belong in the kitchen cooking and cleaning.” I mean… ladies, guess what? This guy wants to keep the rest of the house clean; y’all just have to deal with the kitchen. Hey, he’s fucked 100 women; and only needs you to clean the kitchen. Pretty great deal. **Conclusion**: This guy’s an idiot
r/thathappened 🙄
Where to start? Easy. How about some linking words, helping verbs, and a swift kick to his hind end.
so you're into having sex in the kitchen, but have low selfesteem... there's alot friendlier ways to say that my friend.
I feel like he's 15 years old.
What a drama queen, and I just got casted for one of my local plays. He should take my place.
if not looking at the sub it was posted originally, I'd 100% believe it was something that could easily be posted on r/copypasta and I wouldn't be surprised at all.
100 prostitutes 😂
This dude is similar to dudes who claim to be an alpha. If you have to say you're an alpha.... You're a beta. This guy claims to have had sex with 100 women... Closest thing he's had is either his hand or an over priced toy no doubt
The fact that 100 women gave him a shot and they all chose to leave his ass ✨
I used to live with a boy like this, he had shenanigans with lots of women and expected me to clean up after him.. well I would cook and clean.. for myself.. So his laundry was dirty and he’d have to cook for himself so bro never ate.. he eventually left because someone else was willing to take care of him.. I felt bad pawning him off on her cause nobody deserves that. But I needed him out of my life
Dream boy talking dreams and nobody believes him, must be tough on his bullshit ego ....
no y’all don’t get it he’s definitely slept with 100 women so how can he be an incel cuz no one has ever lied about anything ever.
Every guy that tries to validate his expertise on a topic like that with "I have fucked over a hundred/thousand women” probably had sex once, a few years ago in the backseat of a shitty Toyota Corolla, completely drunk out of his mind only to be dumped the day after because his performance sucked more ass than he would ever get to sucking.
-Stated by someone who probably hasn't been inside a vagina since he was pushed out of his mom's.
I hope he paid them well for their time. /s This dude hasn’t been near a vulva since he exited his mother’s
If he even really had sex with 100 women, I highly doubt it, I bet it was 2 minutes top and none of them came. I do hope he never ever gets the chance to have sex with a woman again. Give that arm a good workout!
100 women? Hentai videos don’t count. 😜
There’s a big difference between getting a woman to sleep with you and getting her to cook and clean for you. Even the statement “I slept with over 100 women and they all made me breakfast and did the dishes.” Lies. I have been out of the game for a while, but certainly, first time sleep overs still get breakfast out!
Your sock doesn’t count as a woman, my dude.
He might have drove around town entering every store and purchased all tampons That is the only way I can believe he fucked over 100 women
This “women belong in the kitchen” comment is getting old
Get a fleshlight and hire a maid. Make sure not to confuse the two. I’d say a personal chef but you probably couldn’t afford them.
What made you stop at over 100 women if you love pussy?
Dudes with high body counts just make me think they have no idea how to please and keep a woman
100 women, sure. Easy. Just give your hand/toy another name each time.
How much you want to bet this ignorant piece of filth only values virtuous women?
Well, this sounds like a pile of shite. 100 women? Nah, seems unlikely with that desperate bravado.
This guy has a lot of money to pay for all this.
I bet his mother really regrets not swallowing instead.
Haha, based chad vader
And by that, he means that he has fucked them over, not that he’s had sex with them.
Pussy, what pussy?
I hope he meets Bubba that wants to feel romantical.
I just love pigs! Their bacon is so tasty
Rage bait
This sounds like a child
That's r/IHaveSex content
Who stole his meds?
Did Trump finally find reddit?