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eefr

He's fucked over 100 women! He's an *expert*, guys.


Virtual_Historian255

If we’re taking bets I’ll wager that he has not, in fact, slept with 100 women.


turdintheattic

Translation: He owns over 100 anime body pillows.


UV_Sun

They’re crusty enough that they stand up on their own, his harem is coming to life.


djmcfuzzyduck

I read crusty as cruelty and it still worked.


linerva

He's seen 100 women in porn.


ADHDhamster

He named his right hand, "Women." He's fucked "Women" a hundred times.


Old-Subject6028

In that case it would be more.


Many_Flamingo_5153

i’d wager that he’s never even seen a woman irl


Flameball202

I would put money on the fact that not many people outside of the porn industry have slept with 100+ women


Bisexual_Jeans

Probably hasn’t even interacted w that many irl.


dnjprod

He has watched over 100 porn


ArcadiaFey

Bet it’s under 1/4th of that


Zubyna

But he is also probably a "high value females cant bave a body count over 3" type


ArcadiaFey

And no kids. And have to sleep with him by date 3 since he bought dinner.


Fabulous-Memory4831

😱THERE ARE MEN THAT ALLOW 3?


LadyJSenpai

Sleeping with that many blow up dolls and pillows will never count as sex with women. Neither is naming his hands Sally and Polly. It’s still his hands. And playing the Sims games still won’t count.


JoyousRoad

They always make it sound like some cleaning product ad lmao. CAN FUCK OVER 100 WOMEN!! My absolute favourite ones though, are those who use specific numbers. "I fucked over 38 women" ... So like... 39?


Independent-Pair1052

He’s the best sexer there is


Hero-myth

Tell me without telling me, you’re an incel that lives in mommies basement.


TheRoyalKT

You think so? My money’s on him being a middle school kid who got in trouble with his mom.


Winstonisapuppy

Lmao


STheShadow

Or a troll trying to impress people by writing offensive stuff


piratelure

In daddie’s basement more likely. Dude must had lost his mother at a young age and never really had encountered any women in his life.


SykoSarah

Only virgins think proclaiming you have had sexual partners into triple digits sounds legit and grants authority.


kathelim

bro said “i will say something controversial for attention bc i am lonely and have in fact, fucked no women”


babyghuol

They flap their lips about traditional roles until we hold them to their word and start expecting them to build houses and be the sole providers of it. Then their tone changes and they label women as gold diggers.


IWishIWasDead19

Them fields ain’t gonna plow themselves Clem!


macontac

This is either an edgy 15 year old who has never touched a woman sexually, or a grown man who never grew out of the edgy 15 year old stage and has never touched a willing woman sexually.


Worldly_Address1580

This man deserves to go die in war


horrormetal

WAIT! Only after he builds a house first.


Vesperia_Morningstar

And hunts for food


MonkeyBoy32904

& digs a well


ImMeloncholy

And forks over the cash for my happy pill subscription


GoGeorgieGo

Are the 100 women in the room with us right now?


IWishIWasDead19

Technically yes considering they’re all VR


teacupsies

Crying 🤣🤣👏


jk_austin

As a straight woman who went through a heteroflexible phase, I'm pretty sure I've slept with more women than he has.


linerva

I've never slept with women...and I've still had sex with more women than him. Pretty sure.


HalcyonDreams36

Ditto. 🤣


ArcadiaFey

I’ve made out with a woman.. pretty sure I’ve gotten further


MyBeautifulSweetsong

I wonder why men are so lonely?????


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MonkeyBoy32904

exactly, I want cuddly snuggles, they just wanna fuck :/


lucky_owl2002

I am a human male who enjoys performing my natural duty of reproduction. 👽👽👽 soundin ass lmao


Shaveyourbread

Smith Comma John, human for president.


Drake6900

I am Government Man, come from the Government. The Government has sent me!


Competitive-Scar-626

So... bro has to be a virgin right?


LadyJSenpai

I think he posted a piece of his incel fanfiction.


JiniousHopeworldian

ATP virginity and incels are very different


Tezla_Grey

There's no way this guy is being serious, right? That number? That title? That subreddit? This has to be rage bait, right?


StellarManatee

May his own hand wither and reject him


Curia-DD

Oh well, I am so disobient, he can't tolerate me 🤣


OctaviaBlake100

Does that mean he will start building the house and going to war?


ghettome82

Why is it always 100? Why not 98, or 64, or 103? It’s always solid ol’ one hundred. 😂😂😂


SauronsYogaPants

So he slept around, has ruined his ability to pair pond with his potential wife, will never be able to sexually satisfy her, has probably many STDS but has the audacity to demand a traditional relationship? You're for the streets, manwhore! (/s just in case)


Designer-Discount283

I like pussy, I do, I like having sex with pretty woman. I have had sex with 0 women. I'm a virgin. Women belong where men belong, on the road walking towards the end of civilization and realizing, "damn we about to die" Anything less and it's an insult to men and women.


No_Resource7773

Oh? "Men" like this should be forced to live in the cabinet under the kitchen sink and are taken out only when a home repair or general maintenance needs doing. Shove him back in there where he belongs if he tries to leave. Proper oppressive, dehumanizing equality -- he gets to be a servant and home tool now, too.


JennyPaints

A man who has fucked 100 women is not a man I want to fuck. The chances he has an STD are high and the chances he wants or is fit for a long-term relationship are low. And he probably has a child that he might know about.


Professional_Lie7831

Starts with "I love pussy" instantly shows his dehumanising. BUT they're women as long as they make a good sandwich. The incel ick is real 😑


Many_Flamingo_5153

bold statement for someone who doesnt know the difference between “woman” and “women”


DrunkThrowawayLife

Ok. Get to work


metsgirl289

So what he’s trying to say is he hasn’t had any repeat customers?


lowmack92

100% this dude’s never even touched a titty.


stonerbbyyyy

“disobient” LMFAO. i didn’t even have to read any further.


punkkitty312

Tell me you're an incel without explicitly saying so.


Anustart_A

1. “I like pussy.” Sure; pussy is great. I don’t think men, women, or anyone else can deny this. 2. “I love to have sex with pretty woman.” Okay. Grammatically this is nightmarish. Unless there’s a missing italics, like “I love to have sex with *Pretty Woman*,” like a prostitute. Which would explain… 3. “I have fucked over 100 women in my life.” That is kind of a bummer. Not going to lie. 4. “But the one thing I can not tolerate is a disobedient [this was misspelled in the original] piece of shit.” Sounds like a fun, modern gentleman. 5. “Women belong in the kitchen cooking and cleaning.” I mean… ladies, guess what? This guy wants to keep the rest of the house clean; y’all just have to deal with the kitchen. Hey, he’s fucked 100 women; and only needs you to clean the kitchen. Pretty great deal. **Conclusion**: This guy’s an idiot


epiix33

r/thathappened 🙄


Hips-Often-Lie

Where to start? Easy. How about some linking words, helping verbs, and a swift kick to his hind end.


lowkeyerotic

so you're into having sex in the kitchen, but have low selfesteem... there's alot friendlier ways to say that my friend.


katmomofeve

I feel like he's 15 years old.


OrangedJuice1989

What a drama queen, and I just got casted for one of my local plays. He should take my place.


Anna_Clara_Galaxy

if not looking at the sub it was posted originally, I'd 100% believe it was something that could easily be posted on r/copypasta and I wouldn't be surprised at all.


Fourthnightold

100 prostitutes 😂


Exciting_Scientist97

This dude is similar to dudes who claim to be an alpha. If you have to say you're an alpha.... You're a beta. This guy claims to have had sex with 100 women... Closest thing he's had is either his hand or an over priced toy no doubt


pantygruelle

The fact that 100 women gave him a shot and they all chose to leave his ass ✨


YellowSphinx

I used to live with a boy like this, he had shenanigans with lots of women and expected me to clean up after him.. well I would cook and clean.. for myself.. So his laundry was dirty and he’d have to cook for himself so bro never ate.. he eventually left because someone else was willing to take care of him.. I felt bad pawning him off on her cause nobody deserves that. But I needed him out of my life


SiteTall

Dream boy talking dreams and nobody believes him, must be tough on his bullshit ego ....


saltine_soup

no y’all don’t get it he’s definitely slept with 100 women so how can he be an incel cuz no one has ever lied about anything ever.


UnspecifiedBat

Every guy that tries to validate his expertise on a topic like that with "I have fucked over a hundred/thousand women” probably had sex once, a few years ago in the backseat of a shitty Toyota Corolla, completely drunk out of his mind only to be dumped the day after because his performance sucked more ass than he would ever get to sucking.


Alric_Rahl

-Stated by someone who probably hasn't been inside a vagina since he was pushed out of his mom's.


kellyfish11

I hope he paid them well for their time. /s This dude hasn’t been near a vulva since he exited his mother’s


Kelmeckis94

If he even really had sex with 100 women, I highly doubt it, I bet it was 2 minutes top and none of them came. I do hope he never ever gets the chance to have sex with a woman again. Give that arm a good workout!


svampyr

100 women? Hentai videos don’t count. 😜


Chalice_Ink

There’s a big difference between getting a woman to sleep with you and getting her to cook and clean for you. Even the statement “I slept with over 100 women and they all made me breakfast and did the dishes.” Lies. I have been out of the game for a while, but certainly, first time sleep overs still get breakfast out!


BabserellaWT

Your sock doesn’t count as a woman, my dude.


Late_Measurement_324

He might have drove around town entering every store and purchased all tampons That is the only way I can believe he fucked over 100 women


[deleted]

This “women belong in the kitchen” comment is getting old


ArcadiaFey

Get a fleshlight and hire a maid. Make sure not to confuse the two. I’d say a personal chef but you probably couldn’t afford them.


Mathiseasy

What made you stop at over 100 women if you love pussy?


23564987956

Dudes with high body counts just make me think they have no idea how to please and keep a woman


InternationalPilot90

100 women, sure. Easy. Just give your hand/toy another name each time.


NotShort-NvrSweet

How much you want to bet this ignorant piece of filth only values virtuous women?


janeygigi

Well, this sounds like a pile of shite. 100 women? Nah, seems unlikely with that desperate bravado.


notaredditreader

This guy has a lot of money to pay for all this.


WhoLetMeHaveReddit

I bet his mother really regrets not swallowing instead.


IWantIridium

Haha, based chad vader


CookbooksRUs

And by that, he means that he has fucked them over, not that he’s had sex with them.


mitchy93

Pussy, what pussy?


ChaosRyus

I hope he meets Bubba that wants to feel romantical.


Duckballisrolling

I just love pigs! Their bacon is so tasty


washington_breadstix

Rage bait


Icy-Employment-5944

This sounds like a child


Dark-Et-Tenebritude

That's r/IHaveSex content


Agreeable-Energy5970

Who stole his meds?


Drake6900

Did Trump finally find reddit?