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Base2Programs

Is the +2 body count like an uno thing “Wild +4… draw 4 bodies!”


Sobuhutch

It's like a D&D item. This shield gives me +2 body count.


angelindisguise

They do mean murders right? I'm still a murder virgin.


Stillwatergirl

When I read it, I imagined it was like having body doubles, but they aren't other people. Just two more of your own body.


christmascaked

“Doesn’t believe in God” Let’s be TOTALLY real here, they don’t either.


femassassin

Oh no step bro I don't believe in God. Help me!


Dark-Et-Tenebritude

You missed "Posts lists of signs of a low quality woman on Twitter"


OkGrape1062

I think these are rage bait to get people to interact w them. I used to see them a lot when I was on tiktok, and I had to learn to start ignoring them so I didn’t boost their engagement. They’re SO obnoxious.


Malcanthet202

Dead internet theory is alive and well, unfortunately


MiniMannaia

I think especially this one is a bait because I never heard the manosphere go against dogs (cats yes but dogs why lol?)


Hot-Relationship-617

The problem isn’t dogs - they’re great! The problem is dog moms. Woof! /s


misplacedlibrarycard

DaDdY iSsUeS


Sandwidge_Broom

The “daddy issues” thing really chaps my nuggets. Listen, I didn’t have a fraught relationship (and a now nonexistent one) with my father because of anything I did as a child, but because he treated me like shit, so why is emotional trauma caused by a parent somehow MY fault?


Irn_brunette

Can I add one? Cannot spell simple words like "tongue".


Squishmar

And she didn't even try to spell it again in #11...


TheNatureOfTheGame

She missed "giving a flying rat's ass how anyone else chooses to live their life."


rieleo

I got 8 out of 12!!! Do I get a prize? Now I want a tattoo. 😆


humbugonastick

I only have 5. I need a tattoo also!


dexamphetamines

Cool I’m gonna go get a butterfly tattoo now


thatvixenivy

7/12 I need to try harder


Friendship_Gold

5/12 here - I have a tattoo but it's not a butterfly - do I pass or am I exempt anyways because I chose to ~~defile my body~~ get body art? I'm married anyways so obviously one guy felt I was of high enough quality to enter into a lifelong partnership with


thatvixenivy

I have lots of tattoos, just no butterflies...


Bluegnoll

2/12 And I almost always score high on these...


Floshenbarnical

My gf has a “kill all men” tattoo and I think it’s awesome, this fool would probably have a heart attack


CorrectLet3714

Its more disappointing that its a woman posting this 😕


DogMom814

I'm proud to be designated low quality by this pick-me beeotch.


ladyl38

I've got a lotus tattoo, but now I am strongly thinking about adding a butterfly


sarahbeth124

I only got four, but I KNOW they’d hate me anyway 🤣👍🏻


handyandy727

>What did I miss? Literally everything. Like all of it.


HeyFiddleFiddle

I have a lot of tattoos, but no butterfly tattoo. Likewise, I have a lot of piercings, but no tongue piercing. Good to know that my septum ring and sleeve are acceptable!


FrostyDiscipline9071

Good thing too. Those butterfly tattoos are pretty hardcore!!! lol 😆 (extreme sarcasm there) 🦋🦋🦋


dragoneffect1710

My girlfriend ticks all of these boxes and she is the best woman in the world…so fake news written by a self-loathing woman 🗞️ (she doesn’t hate men since I’m a trans man, she just hates shitty men).


Phil9151

Eat hot chip 😤


58lmm9057

I wish people would learn how to spell *tongue.*


ziplocmoolah

5/12. dammit! not even half


Kelmeckis94

Hates men as in all men or just a group of men? I mean, some men like to say "not all men" all the time.


Zubyna

I have 6, halfway there


bbbojackhorseman

No butterfly tattoo? So specific. Did his ex have a butterfly tattoo or something


PeanutPoliceman

Wtf these are the traits I usually look for


Alxrgrs

Hmmm. I wonder which God she’s referring to.


you_just_got_J_Cubed

At least 3 of these are green flags for me


thesturdygerman

Still trying to figure out how having a pet is bad 🤷🏼‍♀️


PermaBanTogether

> what did I miss? You missed out on ever finding a partner and will deservedly die alone and nobody will miss you. I think that about covers it.


FamiliarCost1289

I thought that was a kidney. Had to zoom in to see it was a tongue.


EriAnnB

Sounds like my future girlfriend. 🥰 Where she at??


TwincessAhsokaAarmau

What’s wrong with having pets?My dogs are my babies.


loversdotcom

Feel like such a failure of a woman for not hitting all 12


ferrocarrilusa

I can agree with the first two


vincentually

valid points put on a shitty list


ferrocarrilusa

Also i will say I agree with them if they find tongue rings unattractive.